Mobile Sms 13/12/12 - 25/3/2013

Ala ala paus chimbha bhijale aangan Ghasarla tumcha pa aani sujle tumche dhungan _____________________________________________________________________________________ A beautiful girl went to his Professor's cabin and said: I will do anthing to pass in the exams PROFESSOR: Open our books and study then ______________________________________________________________________________________ KHUSHI na ho to HASSI kis kam ki? MAZA na ho to MASTI kis kam ki? AAPKI ad aae aur HUM sms na kare to apni PAR bhari DOSTI kis kam ki.... ______________________________________________________________________________________ Send 2 al who knows ur voice... Now tel in me D wa i speak is? 1 Childish 2 Cool 3 Sentiment 4 ful of Attitude 5 Lovely 6 Shy 7 Attractive 8 Frank... _______________________________________________________________________________________ सुलतानी अंधारात पेटला दिवा , शिवशाही देश लाभली, जिंकले शिवबा निराक्षरी अंधारात लागला दिवा, उगे शिक्षित झाली, जागले जोतिबा अस्पृशातेच्या अंधारात उजळला दिवा, आवघी माणुसकी जगली, लढले बाबा अंतरी ए तेवढा दिवांची मान्दैलीनांदो सुख संपदा, जीवन दिवाळी दिवाळी शुभेचा दीपावली आपणा सर्वाना आगदी ______________________________________________________________________________________ Koi aapse baat kare Aapki tareef kare Aapko smart kahe TO usse zor se 1 THAPPAD maro Uski himmat kaise hui apko APRILFOOL banane ki Wo bi (any month) mahine me ______________________________________________________________________________________ Insaan ke andar message padhne ka itna shauk hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupidfool Idiot ko kitna bhi kuch kehte raho Fir B wo niche tak padhta zaroor hai... tum dur kon jate ho ab apne aap ko hi le lo ye pta hote hue bhi ki is msg mein kuch nahi hai phir bhi pade ja rahe ho pado pado bilkul last tak padnaa ab aap e soch rahe hoge ki kab ye msg khatam ho or mein bhi kisko forward karu.. Par aise msg itni jaldi khatam nahi hote Hame maloom hai Aap muskura rahe ho Yahi ham chahte H ki aap muskurate rahen.. Aap padte padte thak gae hoge thik hai Ab msg khatam karte hai... Padega INDIA tabhi toh badega INDIA ___________________________________________________________________________________ One of the most imp Festival in Students life... . . . . "EXAM Festival Dive pan lagtat, Fatake pan futatat, Band pan vajto n Aarti pan ovaltat ____________________________________________________________________________________ Stor of Newton's Laws: A cow was walking NEWTON stopped it It st stopped He formulated his first law " An object continues to move unless it's stopped" He generated a FORCE n kicked the Cow, it made a sound "MA"! He formulated the 2nd law, F = MA!! After sometime the cow kicked Newton, then he formulated the 3rd law i.e "EVER ACTION HAS AN & OPPOSITE REACTION" __________________________________________________________________________________ Kehte hai har baat kisiko kahi nahi Jati- Apno ko B batai nahi jati-Par dost to dil ka 'Aaina' Hota hai Aur aaine se Surat chupai nahi jati...! ____________________________________________________________________________ f.r.i.e.n.d. f: full of love r: r00t of j0y i: island of peace e: end of sorrow n: name of hope d: door of understanding ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rahul Gandhi: Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? . . . . . Sonia: 'JAB TAK HAI JAAN' . . . . Rahul Gandhi: Hamari help kaun karega?? . . . . . Sonia: 'SON OF SARDAR' ____________________________________________________________________________________ Frnds means: U hap, I hap U sad, I sad U cry, I cry U laugh, I laugh U fal down in nala, I dance Ohh la la ohh la la ('.')> <\"\ _/""\_ ______________________________________________________________________________ Chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the Ek ladka - Baba engineering kr li h, age ka karu? 1 sadhu dusre sadhu se: 1 chatai aur laga bhai k lie Ha ha ha ___________________________________________________________________________________ Wife - Woh sharabi dekh rahe hon? 10 saal pehle maine shadi k liye mana kiya tha. Aj tak wo pee raha hein Husband - Are baap re itna lamba celebration ____________________________________________________________________________________ r reaching her destination told the cab driver, "okay, here, here is good" Jeeto: How much is it? Driver: 250 rupees Then after searching in her purse for a while, Jeeto said,"Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only 200 Rupees on me ________________________________________________________________________________ The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of thoughts. Bu the quality of your thoughts depends on the people u have in our life _____________________________________________________________________________ Waqt beet gaya to log bhula dete hai, Bewajah apno ko rula dete hai, Jo dia raat bhar roshni deta hai, Subah hote hi log use bhi bhuja dete hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ Morning sky is shining blue Grass covered with crystals of dew.. May god shower his blessings on U.. Wishing the good morning to you _____________________________________________________________________________________ END is not end Infact E.N.D.means Effort never dies NO is not negative word NO means Next Opportunity So think +ve then success is Ur's ___________________________________________________________________________________ A man found a lamp in d street He rubbed it It blasted n d man died Moral: Not everything belong to Aladdin Some things belong to BINLADEN too _______________________________________________________________________________________ When u were born, U cried & world rejoice Live ur life such that when u die the world cries but u rejoice... ___________________________________________________________________________________ A real experience in m life..!! . . Whenever I give A lot of Importance to someone in m life.., I lost m importance in their life..!! ________________________________________________________________________________ GF: Kare tu majhi aathwan aalyawar ka karto? BF: Me tujha avadta chocolates khato. TU majhi aatwan aalyawar ka karte? GF: Mi tujhya avadtya VIMALchya pudya khate ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kaun kehta hai k Pani free ka hota hai? Kabhi Slice ki 14 rupay wali khareed k dekho, usme 10rupay ka pani aur 4 rupay ka mango juice hota hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ Humari bi thi ek kahani, Humari bi thi ek hasti purani Kaandhe pe tha dosto ka hath, Saara jamana jeet lete aisa tha aron ka saath, Saath baithkar kar (...) dil se lagaya, Phir bhi kamino ne jaate jaate khub hasaa.... Padhai ka to sirf bahana tha, School me dosto se milne jana tha, Marne se pehle ek vada nibhana, Meri kabar par kehna "YAAR!! UTH KAL MOVIE DEKHNE TIME PE AANA" _______________________________________________________________________________ Ek bar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the ship doobi nahi fir b sab mar gae, KAise? Bich samundar me ship bigad gayi thi. Saale 'DHAKKA' dene utar gaye __________________________________________________________________________________ Janglat garudi pungi vajvat hota Janglat garudi pungi vajvat hota Wah Wah. . . . Saap evadha chaapter hota SALA headphone laun ZOPALA hota... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Classic bezzati... BOy:Hi!!! Girl(showing attitude): Do I know you?? . . . . . . . . . . . Boy(in COOL tone): Tumhari itni AUKAAT kahan.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Maitri mazi tula .. Gandh maza tula.. Aas mazi tula.. Dhas maza tula... Shwas maza tula.. Mann maze tula.. Khup sms kar mala Changli "SASU" milel tula.. __________________________________________________________________________________ So many straws in 1 pepsi So much fight 4 1 chocolate So many hands in 1 chips packet So many frnds in 1 bench So much laughter 4 1 stupid joke So many phone cals in 1 bda n8 So many hugs 4 1 little worry So many tears 4 1 little fight So many absentees 4 1 small test "Lying on a friend's shoulder 4 a simple problem..!! FRIENDS" r d best part of our small life.. Send this msg to al ur good frnz whom u never wanna loose _____________________________________________________________________________________ I am dumpling dumpling hallo hone ban Felling something something hallo hone ban....! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa sharab pikar SAdhu se takra gaa, Sadhu gusse me- AAe or kaha murkh me tujhe SHRAAP deta hu SAnta- Rukiye Maharaj me Glass leke aata hu ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1947 ki ladlia bole: Jiya bekrar hai, Aaja mere sajan tera intjar hai Aur 2013 ki ladkia bole: Jiya bekrar hai, Aaja mere sajan varna dusra taiyar hai... _____________________________________________________________________________________ DARU cha padha: DARU eke DARU Baithak zali suru.. DARU dune GLASS Majja yeil khass! DARU trik WINE mere jase fine DARU chok BEER Taka pudhcha gear DARU pache RUM Visrun jau gum DARU sake BRAND Ana chikan handi DARU sate WHISK Cocktail ahe risk DARU athe BEVDA Ana shev chivda..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Samudra kinari 2 premi basle hote Premi mulane mulicha hath pakadla & mhanala "TU bolat ka nahis?" Ti hasli & retivar lihile "Tondat tambakhu aahe na mhanun..." ____________________________________________________________________________________ Singham ne bled se GF ka naam apne haat pr likha & 5 min baad jorjor se rone laga Jakant Shikre: Kun ro rahe ho? Singham: Aaicha gavat, Spelling chukli ____________________________________________________________________________________ TEACHER- TUmhare ghar me sabse chhota kaun hai? Stdent - Papa Teacher- Wo kun? Student- Wo abhi tak mumm ke sath sote hain...!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj chaturthi ke shubh awsar par paye Superstar . . . . . . . . . . "BHUSHAN RANE" se milne ka mauka Sirf call kijie is diye no par 8390361297 ____________________________________________________________________________________ FaCt Of LF: When sum1 cares for us, we think the make us bore But when we really need them, sum1 else have already liked their boring care...1 ________________________________________________________________________________ Kanjusi ka jab ausar diya jaega tab sabse pahela no aapka aega galti se bi sms mat karna varna apka ausar kisi aur ko chala jayega __________________________________________________________________________________ ROWDY SMS: Jab mai SMS karta hu To samjho mai tumhe aad kar raha hu Or jab me SMS nhi karta TO samjho me tumhe "DEFINITELY" aad kar raha hu ___________________________________________________________________________________ 70% of the college students in the world r suffering frm AIDS. Can't Believe, But its... . . . . true!!! AIDS- Attendance & Internal Marks Deficiency syndrome!! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Ho gai hai *"NIGHT"* Band kar do*"LIGHT"* Acche sapno ki pakdo *"FLIGHT"* have a sweet dreams and *"GOOD NIGHT"* _______________________________________________________________________________________________ The biggest similarit about our first love & firs drop of rain is- THat how much even you try to escape from it... IT CATCHES U _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Masala JOKE: JIN ke pass hai who haath meinleke hilate hai; nahin to oongali se kaam chalate hai.. Bolo ka..? Dirty MInd... . . . Tooth Brush ________________________________________________________________________________________________ WHen U are Angry at someone & get irritated Time to Time ... But U still can't live without him/her; THat is a relation, A true relation _________________________________________________________________________________________________ In soft gleaming of stars..... may all ur dreams come true,]ma evry star of ever night bring love and joy to you HAPPy BIRTHDAY __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Let the sweetest person come to our dreams tonight But do not make it a habit because I am not free ever night Good Night _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes I don't reply Sometimes I don't msg you But that Doesn't mean I forgot You I'm just lazy like you _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship And Love are medicine for an kind of pain but be sure that there is no medicine in the world for pain given b Love and friendship ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ Which news abt me wil shock u d most? 1. I cooked food 2. I m in love 3. I pra 5 times a day 4. I m getting married 5. I hate u 6. I m very silent 7. I m commited 8. I nvr laugh... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Never thnk 2 much abt the past, it brings tears.. Never think 2 much abt future, it brings fears ... Live this moment with a smile,it brings cheers... _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ POTTI REMIX 1 tatti, sou afsana.. Tatti ki dalali mei mou kal One tatti a day, keeps doctor away tatti tatti pe likha hai khana wala ka naam Dhobi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki Tatti kar dara mai dal Tatti in need, is a tatti indeed Ghar ki tatti, gobar barabar.. Little re tatti hood.. Tatti na ka tou phir kya jiya.. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Zindgi me hamesha sabki jarurat rakho Par kabhi kisi ki kami nahi! Kyunki... Jarurat aur b koi puri kar sakta hai, Par "KISI KI KAMI KOI PURI NAHI KR SAKTA" __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I m d best i can proov it, . . I can put coffee in a coffee cup Can u put world in a worldcup . . I can send m no. on ur cell Can usend ur cell on m no. . . I can eat cream biscuits with cream Can u eat tiger biscuit with tiger . . . . ? /. . Socho Socho nahi na Kaha na onl m d best...!! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Kal dupari manat vichar aala.. 'Kuch toofani karte hai...' Mag kay.. Ghetli Cycle.. . . Ani... . . Gelo Petrol Bharayala..." ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya hai... Jis tarah 1 machhar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge, Theek usi tarah 1-2 sms karne se aap bhikari nahi ban jaoge...! _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ UNKNOWN phone call BO-Do u have bofrnd? GIRL-Ya but who r u? . . . . . BO-Mi DADA boltoy, thamb ghari yeto mag baghto tula... . . . THen again UNKNOWN call . BOY-Do u hve BF? GIRL-I hate u, I'm ur BF GIRL- I'm so sorr janu.. I loveU BOY- Mi DADAch boltoy thamb ata yetoch ghari _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kal 1 tuta tara dekhkr mene dua mangi Ki mere dosto ko SMS karne ki shakti De ACHANAK Dekha Ki Tara wapas asman me jud gaa or bola "IMPOSSIBLE" Kanjus h sabke sab ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ TRUE fact- "Acchi zindgi jine k lie kisi chiz ka tag karo Magar Ek hi Chiz ko pane ki jidd me apni zindgi ko barbad mat karo..." It's TRUE ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ No Greeting Card to give... No sweet flowers to send.. No cute ghraphics to forword.. Just A LOVING HEART _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Aashiyane hum nhi sajate, Baago mai ful hum nahi khilate, Hamari ek pasand se tut jayenge hazaro dil, Isliye to hum koi "GIRLFRIEND" nahi banate.... ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Boy asked God: Hi God! Why she loves a rose which dies in a day. But doesn't love me, who dies for her everyday? GOD replied: Lai Bhari FACEBOOK var tak ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya .... Jara Gaur Farmayiga.. Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai WAH Wah . . Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai Kamino naa good mrng msg nahi ban raha hai, Bahut pareshaan hu mai... __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "DOsto se problem share krna accha hota hai. . . . "Islie nahi ki wo use solve krte h Par . . . . Saale aise-aise solutions dete h ki hum problem hi bhul jate hai" _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ '*D*' '*O*' '*S*' '*T*' It's a package of feelings, Nobody can make it, Nobody can delete it, NObody can explain it, Only "WE" can "FEEL" it.... __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Mobile SMS 18/9/12 - 12/12/12

आदर आहे, शंका नाही पण समाधान आहे, पैसा नाही पण श्रीमंती आहे,प्रखर नाही पण तेजस्वी आहे, गर्वाने म्हणतो मी “लेवापाटील” आहे _______________________________________________________________________________ Ironic bu Comedy...!! Every comedy thing you share with ur parents turns into a serious lecture for U...!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ ATTiTude MaTTers: I dont care if people dont like me... Afterall I am not FACEBOOK STATUS to be liked....!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ Udas hu pa us se naraz nahi, Vo dil me hai par mere sath nahi, Jhuth kahu to kuch hai mere pass or sach kahu to uske siwa kuch b khass nahi... ______________________________________________________________________________________ Snta ne apni BHABHI ko khub mara Logo ne pucha Q? Snta - Yaar, mai jise b puchta hu ki tum phone pe kise bat kr rhe ho? Hr koi kehta h TERI BHABHI se ___________________________________________________________________________________ If sum1 steps on ur foot n asks:"Did I hurt U?" Step on theirs harder n ask... 'can U feel my answer..? Sumtimes its good to b Stupid... _______________________________________________________________________________________ Santa ne 1 khubsurat ladki ko pucha aap kaha rehti ho??? . Ladki - M.G.Road . . Santa - Itni khubsurat ho kar b road par rehti ho Mere ghar chalo ____________________________________________________________________________________ "U cant upload Luv & U can't download time... Google can't give all d ans in life... So just LoGin to reality & U will like d status of ur Life... ______________________________________________________________________________________ ----- aur ----- kran koi tumse sikhe 1.ZID 2.LOVE 3.FLIRT 4.RESPECT 5.BATEIN 6.DOSTI 7.NAFRAT 8.IGNORE 9.MASTI Choose two words for me.... Plz honestly Plz request Arz kiya hai- Dil he sachcha or dimaag he kacha..!! Dil he sachcha or dimag he kachcha...!! Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya baat he bachha..!?? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Small but very effective fact dedicated to students lyf- Whn a teacer says get out of class it simply means U hav won the argument!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ So true..... Behind every succesful love there is a friendship..! But,behind every separated friendship there is a LOVE..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Whenever U speak to ur dear ones, After the talk u'll surely feel "Oh I forgot to tell smthng" These 'somthngs' give continuity to NICE RELATION ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fact - USA scientists have proved dat there r 7532648156489105400 people in da world who r too lazy 2 read the above no. Like U did Now don't Smile ________________________________________________________________________________ Every1 Say,"U can win over ur Enemy by Love" Bt the real is "Luc is the biggest enemy of life when it hurts" ____________________________________________________________________________________ In ankho ko samjne wala chahie Rote hue dilko hasane wala chahie Yu to mil jate he pyar jatane wale bahut Par hme to pyar nibhane wala chahie ___________________________________________________________________________________ Santa:Should I buy Tickets for my children? Conductor:Yes! Only if they are above 8 SAnta: Thank God I have only 6 children...... __________________________________________________________________________________ If U want 2 njoy anthng, always think 2day is the 1st day... But if U waqnt 2 achieve anythng, think 2day is the last day..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Chocolates melts in Sunlight.... So pls dont walk in sunllight othrwiseI'll lose a sweet person like U I know this is too much Bt wht to do msg's are free again ____________________________________________________________________________________ Attitude for life - Log hamare bare me kya sochte hain, Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir log kya sochenge........? _____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't love the person who enjoys with You... Love the person who really suffers with you... Bcoz The pain of real love can never be defined...! ___________________________________________________________________________________ True Lines: Poor man runs 4 his daily food, While a rich man runs digest his daily food" What A WORLD...? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fantastic Meanings : CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.! MARRIAGE : It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.! YAWN : The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST : A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway : "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills. _____________________________________________________________________________________ I Like everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i Love only one I Live for everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i breath only for One I talk to everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i share everything to Only One I smile with everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But my smile is for only One I am for everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i Belong to onLy One & that ONE is ONLY YOU... ___________________________________________________________________________________ A girl never express her liking for a boy Thinking boy should express first . . And .... . A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend That’s why love stories end before it starts....!!!! ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Pass this to your friends & see how many fruits you get. APPLE : You should improve your nature.. ORANGE : You are different from others.. PINEAPPLE : I like when you tease me.. GUAVA : You are so beautiful & cute.. MANGO : I Love You.. GRAPE : I really enjoy your company.. CHERRY : You are sweet.. BLACKBERRY : It's fun to fight with you.. LEMON : I can't understand your character... Reply, which fruit will you give me.?! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Cute Reply...........!!♥♥♥ DAD : One who wins in love wins life and one who fails in love can win the world . CHILD : But what is the use of winning the world after losing life? ____________________________________________________________________________________ I кησω I cαη ѕєαяcн fσя уσυ ιη му нєαят, ωнєη I мιѕѕ уσυ, вυт ѕσмєтιмєѕ, I ωιѕн тнαт уσυ cσυld rєαllу вє нєяє, ѕσ тнαт I cαη ωнιѕρєя, "I Lσνє уσυ," ιη уσυя єαя.. ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ jindagi ki kimaat saans se pucho, umeed ki keemat ek jhuti aans se pucho, dharti ki pyaas barsaat se pucho, aap humari jindagi me kya keemat rakhte hain, ye humse nhi ek baar aiina dekho or apne aap se pucho..........:) _____________________________________________________________________________________ Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya, Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain, Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya, Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain…:) ___________________________________________________________________________________ Gehri thi raat, lakin hum khoye nahi, Dard bahoot tha dil mein, lakin hum roye nahi, Koi nahi hamara jo puche humse, Jag rahe ho kisi ke liye, ya kisi ke liye soye hi nahi..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kash Teri tanhaiyon me mai shareek ho jaun, Kash Tera mai naseeb ho jaun, Na rahe kisi aur ki aarzu tumko, Kash Itna mai tere kareeb ho jaun. G('_')('_')D MøRnInG. . ____________________________________________________________________________________ Time is the most elastic element of world because it increases the waiting for someone and decreases the hours when we are enjoying with someone. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Yeh dil bahut udaas H Koi pna nhi Paas H Hr waqt boring sa ehsaas H Jara apni Girlfriend ka number dena Suna hai maal bahut JHAKAAAAS hai....!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Police asked thief :Y U stole 3 times in the same store? Theif replied: I stole one dress 4 my wife & I went to change it twice.. Women U know how they R...!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Awesome Quotes: "Life sometimes bcums so selfish that it wants evrything N while trying for everything we miss someone who is worth Everything" _________________________________________________________________________________ Good Day is not creatd by God, Not designed by ur parents Not prepared ny U Good Day is made only by The Britania company "Ting tin tiding" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Greatest Insult ofboys in Zoology Lab A student complained: "Sir my frog is pregnant" Sir Replied: Sala tumpe to vishwas krke Ek mendhak b ni de sakte _____________________________________________________________________________________ Select any animal then i will reply u ki aap padhai me kitna aage badh sakte ho.... 1.Parrot 2.Peacock 3.Owl 4.Eagle 5.Crow Plz Reply, m waiting Its interesting... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------VERY GOOD Kya animal choose kiya hai... Kya karoge aage padhkar, jab animal or bird mein fark hi nahi pata Dub maro pani mein __________________________________________________________________________________ My name is dream Now I want ot show U all the sweet collections So, close ur eyes& go to deep sleep ...Don't miss me... C U in Dream ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nothing is old nothing is new, Just a amatter of point of view,enjoy life as happy days r few Bcoz life is a ocean & happy moments r like dew .... __________________________________________________________________________________ Never reject anybody in your life ... Bcoz Good person gives us happiness & bad person gives us experience... Both are essential _____________________________________________________________________________________ What is attachment? "Its when U know that d people U value will not msg U" Bt when d light blinks in ur cell, U see with a feeling that it mgt b their SMS.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Khuda ki Ibadat me wo ek dua hamari hogi Jisme mangi har khusi tumhari hogi Jab B koi Dastak Sunai de dilpe, Samjo wo yaad ki dastak hamari hogi.... ____________________________________________________________________ "True love comes only 1 time with 1 person. If it comes for the second time..., it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Royal Heart Touching Lines about a friend - "I did not explain my frndship Bcoz I hav a friend who can understand even my silence" Good DAY..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ My msgs ae like moon 1day it increases 1day it DEcreases May Be 1day it DISAPPEARS But Nvr "Dies" Any time it comes "BAck" 2 say - I still remember U...! _________________________________________________________________________________ A grt author says- I Love Photos..!! Sum 1 askd why? He replied Bcoz, Photos nvr changes evn whn ppl in it change..! Be like a photo.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Evergreen thought 44 happy Life- "This moment is not permanent in life " Read the above statement whenever U are happy or Sad It works honestly! ________________________________________________________________________________ Udas hu par us se naraz nahi, Vo dil me hai par mere ath nahi, Jhuth kahu to sab kuch hai mere pass Or Sach kahu to uske siwqa kuch b khass nahi _____________________________________________________________________________________ Thought of the day: . . . . Pls Replace . . . . Your . . . . . Toothbrush before it bcomes a sunflower...!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Define LOVE & xplain (10 marks) Def.: A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship btween male & female dat can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided AGE: Usually occurs in teenagers bt nowadays can be found in any age ! SYMPTOMS: Tension, Daydreaming, Insomnia ,Phone Addiction DIAGOSIS BY: Diary, Photos, Mobile TREATMENT: Anti-LOVE therapy by father's shoe or mother's Chappal... __________________________________________________________________________________ I a monkey catches U, What will U Do? . . . . I know..!! U both will hug first, The start crying Its natural if Twins meet after a long time Good dayA very lovely msg- Girl:Duniya ko batado ki tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho? Boy ne girl k kaan me kaha - I LOVE YOU Girl: Tumne kaan me Q kaha? A very lovely reply by boy . . . . . . . Boy: Qki tum hi meri duniya ho..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Be Careful!!! Ur each xpression wil leave an impression +__________________________________________________________________________________ Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka dil raat ko 2 baje b tod sakti H.. . . . . . . . . . . . . The number U have dialed is busy on another call.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ()""() (',') "Hey U !!1 Yes U... The cute one... Holding this phone! Are asleep? Just wanted 2 say Good Night...! ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Mithi Mithi morning" "thanda thanda mausam" "hot hot tea" dil ki har dhadkan says- Very Very good morning.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Love dosn't mean 2 win some1.. But it means 2 lose urself completely 2 some1.. N it is not done by excellence of mind but with purity of heart.. ______________________________________________________________________________ Cut possessiveness- A small girl lukes at her brothers girlfrnd n asks innocently, "Evryday U come to meet my brother, don't U have ur own brother! _________________________________________________________________________ The most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it The most satisfying 2 letter word "WE" Use t The most poisonous 3 letter word "EGO" Kill it The most used 4 letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5 letter word "SMILE" Keep it The fastest spreading 6 letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7 letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable 8 letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9 letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it . _____________________________________________________________________________________ One night when i was thinking about someone, one drop came out from my eye I asked him "Why U came out?" Then he gave a lovely reply to me_ "There is someone so beautiful in your eye that there is no space for me" ____________________________________________________________________________________ A tragic love story: A boy saw a girl in front of his house he proposed her, she agreed, Parents saw d voy with gal, . . @INTERVAL@ . . . MOM:Who's that girl? SON:I love that girl & I ll marry her! . . . . Mom Shocked! . . . @CLIMAX@ . . . DAD:Impossible she's ur sis,U cant marry her . . . . Son shocked1 . . .. @TWIST@ MON:Dont worry Son Ill arrange ur marriage, u r not ur DAD's son! . . . . . Now Dad shocked! . . . @THE END@ . . . . ***SUPERHIT*** _______________________________________________________________________________ Always be good with good but never be bad with the bad... Because U can wash tears with water, but you cannot wash blood with blood.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek bhoot amavas ki raat me 12 baje dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha... Tu dar mat . . . . . Rajnikant Vajnikant jaisa kuch nhi hota! ____________________________________________________________________________________ One day, NASA scientists found somthing is flying in mars, They bcome happy and shouts"LIFE on MARS"LIFE on MArs" Late they found that . . . .. . Rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth..... ____________________________________________________________________________________ GF: MEra koi picha karte rehta hai RAJNI: OK... Nxt DAy GF:Hey where the hell is my shadow???? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil agar CPU hota to sabhi yaadon ko SAVE kar lete... Dimag me agar PRINTER hota to khayalo ka PRINTOUT nikal lete Dhadkan me agar PENDRIVE hoti to zindagi ka backup le lete.. MAn me jo BLUETOOTH hota to baaton ko transfer kar lete... Aankho me jo WEBCAM hota to tasviro ko recceive kar lete Kaash ... Zindgi bhi COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART kar lete... _______________________________________________________________________ Cut lyn by a friend 2 bestfrind: "I love it wen U try to get angry on me & accidently smile ____________________________________________________________________________________ Life never seems to be d way we wnt it , but we LIVE it the best way we can. There is no perfect LIFE bt we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ In hell, a group of people r enjoying so much, GOD:these ppl r enjoying in hell also Y? YAMRAJ: They r frndz, these idiots can adjust anywhere +___________________________________________________________________________________ Thought for romantic Monsoon Aoid meeting ur Girlfrnd during onsoon . . . OTherwise, . . . . She will become . . . . . Mom-Soon _____________________________________________________________________________________ Next generation KG poem- Drinking drinking little bear How I wonder which pub is near Quarter rates are up so high Let's have desi with chana fry _+__________________________________________________________________________________ Beigam to ek bahana tha, Irada Aapko yaad dilana tha, Aap yaad kare ya na kare koi baat nahi, Aapki yaad aati hai bus itna batana tha........ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher :Can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied "NO Never" Boy said to girl "See I told u not to worry " ________________________________________________________________________________ DABANG SMS - Agar tumne hume SMS nahi kiya toh hum tumhare mobile me itne ched karenge ki confuss ho jaoge ke charger kaha lagaye aur headphone kahase ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life never turns the way we want But we live the best way we can There's no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect moments ____________________________________________________________________________________ Stay Happy Today is the heart..........day can u lend me ur heart please to save girls of age 17-19 due to your ...... girls die ___________________________________________________________________________________ Insan apna chehra to khub sajata hai Jis par logo ki NAZAR hoti hai magar Dil ko sajane ki koshish nahi karta Jis par khuda ki NAZAR hoti hai _________________________________________________________________________________ Lyf is little harami & V r little haramkhors When v find sum1 whose haramkhori matches with ours V fall into mutual harampanti ____________________________________________________________________________________ Hey my sweetu-weetu friend Go to ur softy-kofty bed take ur googly-woogly pillow Close ur tiny-miny eyes See cutie-wutie dreams Good Nught _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi ne humse pucha - "Kaise Ho?? Hamne Hans Kar kaha:ZINDGI me gum hain, gum me dard hai, dard me mazaa hai, Aur Hum maze me Hain __________________________________________________________________________________ If U read this I m smart... If u save this , U agree m smart If u 4ward this,u r spreading that m smart If u delete this, u r jealous.. _________________________________________________________________________________ No one can estroy IRON, but its own rust can! Likewise no 1 can destroy us, but our own mindset can! Only our THOUGHTS change our Life!.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Whn I don't get ur SMS, a little pain in my heart A small tear in my eyes, & sadness falls on my face, This is called True & Honest . . . . .. . Nautanki ____________________________________________________________________________________ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 8 logo ko bhejo, 1 alphabet select krne ko bolo Agar koi b word 2 bar mile to apke life partner ka naam usi se start hoga Plz 1 alphabet for me......... ____________________________________________________________________________________ *message unable to display due to cheap handset* Buy a new one...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Sardaar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gay, Qnki bank me likha tha.. . .. "Hum aapke sapno ko hakikat me badalte hai" __________________________________________________________________________________ Mr.See and Mr.Saw One day Mr.See saw sea & Mr.Saw didn't see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & Saw saw see in sea See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea... . . . Dimag kharab hua? Ab forward karke sabka dimag kharab karo... Have a nice day ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kya aap english padh sakte hai- A my THey my THey they my my my They they my A my they my A my they they Na my Chiller nahi hai aage jao _____________________________________________________________________________________ few creative Quotes for girls T-Shirt 1-"Touch here,if u dare" 2-"Weapons of mass destruction" 3-"Looking is free,but touching costs" 4-"Now more tastier n healthier" 5-"Tasted by experts" 6-"2 Hot 2 handle" 7-"Shake well before use" 8-"No 1 can use just once" 9-"Dangerous curve ahead" 10-"My face is 9 inch above from where u stare?" 11-"Did u actually look here to READ this" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jab aap 83% Naraz ho 90% Udas ho 36% Busy ho 12% Tension ho 97% Akele ho To ye sare number jodkar call krna Tume ek acha dost mil jayega __________________________________________________________________________________ Hi, Where r U? I called u 5 times but ur line was busy So plz come in ur balcony I m standing outside ur home My name is moon I just came to say GOOD NIGHT ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rose for red Red for blood Blood for heart, Heart for U, U for me, Send this to all your best friends Including me If U get back, 1-U r poor in relations 2-U need some1 to support 3-Ur friends r 2 many 4-Some1 loves U 5+-Some1 is praying god to marry u Try it.... _________________________________________________________________________________ A friend is a first person who finds the first drop of your tear, catches the second drop, Stops the third drop And Changes d fourth drop into a smile.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is a game ... And if we play the game well we need not come to play more games as we can retire as winners and achieve moksha! Have a peaceful day ahead!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Best msg i have received- Never think that u r alone in this world, Bcoz if u r alone u wud not have received this msg... Smile always, Take care _____________________________________________________________________________________ THOUGHT FOR LIFETIME: THe danger of being lonely is that u will fall easily for the very first person who shows you dat you are not alone..!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ One million copies of book sold because of one printing mistake in the title An IDEA can change your WIFE the correct word was LIFE _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ra.one cha biodata: Ra.1 kay karto?-J.one Ra.1 la konta mahina aavadto?-Shra.one Ra.1 la konta padarth avadto?-Kaal.one Ra.1 cha avadta TV chanel?-Star.one Ra.1 cha avadta number?-ekka.one Ra.1 la honara rog konta?-Hag.one Ra.1 chya bapache naav?-Pa.one Ra.1 kuthe janmala?-Tapo.one Ra.1 cha aavadta khel?-F.one Ra.1 che furniture konte?-Saag.one Ra.1 che SIM konte?-Cell.one Ra.1 che gaav konte?-Maal.one Ra.1 pahayla kiti jan gele?-No.one _________________________________________________________________________________ 1 4 2 6 = I+love+my+friend Send to 10 best friends +ME if I am See Magic in 7 min Your true loverwill message or call you If U ignored, 7 years of BADLUCK.... _+__________________________________________________________________________________ Two BEAutiful Sentences:- "Give time to some one who makes you Happy, But give more time to someone who can't be hapy without ULike me dear.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Understanding a girl This is like downloading a 4GB file At the speed of 2kbps Which ends up.. In a error at 99% Completed _____________________________________________________________________________________ Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twitter pe mom-dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course ho gaya ____________________________________________________________________________________ DUNIA me kabhi ache insaan ki tallash me mat nikalna . . . . Q ki . . . . Aaj kal dhup hai aur main bahar kam nikalta hu...Ok ___________________________________________________________________________________ Maine ek Dr. se pucha:"Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai?" Fantastic jawaab mila:"Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai.... __________________________________________________________________________________ R you waiting for my message? So sweet...! Bas fukat ke message ka hi wait karo ... Khud kabhi msg mat karo ____________________________________________________________________________________ MAM-Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hah pe kiss kare or 2nd lesson wale gaal pe ek baccha: Man, Bistar bicha lo MAM: Q? Baccha: Mujhe puri book yaad hai... ____________________________________________________________________________________ I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOGA!!! Aap bhi kiya karo Its good for health Jai Baba Ramdev _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ppl who meet U in d jorney of lyf expect a lot of things 4m U, But there r some idiots who exect nothing more tha "U" Thay are the best part of our life... ____________________________________________________________________________________ There'z always ONE person in our life To whom v give endless second chances" THe reason is that - . . . We don't know how 2 hate them as much v love them! _____________________________________________________________________________________ A lady calls Santa for repairing a doorbell Santa doesn't turnup for 4 days Lady calls again , Santa replies: I'm coming daily I press bell but no1 comes out _________________________________________________________________________________ True friends never leave each other Sometime they fight, argue,they may sit quiet But in their heart they always say, I'm still here 4 u... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Girls are over imaginative.. A boy sends a text Boy:Hey Girl(to hrself):OMG..he just txtd me..I wondr wat he wnts..may be he jst wnts to talk..or may be he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should jst answr him, dnt wnt to keep him waitin.. well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..no,thats too obvious.Could this mean he's into me? Or is he jst bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back.Who said that I even liked him?Huh..I'm gona text back now.Should I reply hi or hey.Hey with 3 y's? No that's stupid.2 y's work.He won't know if I did it on pur[ose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.Breathe in,breathe out Girl:Heyy !! Boy:Plz mark my attendance at college!!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Definition of TODAY T-The O-Opportunity To D-Do A-Any work better than Y-Yesterday ! May your each TODAY be better that each YEsterday.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek din maine bhagwan se puchha, tu q mujse har chiz chhinta rehta hai? Bhagwaan ne haskar jawab diya, q k tera mangne ka andaz mujhe pasand hai.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tis msg is made 4 u, Apke pas dimag hai ,Chalta nahi alag baat hai, Aap smart ho, Koi mnta nahi alag baat hai, Aap shareef ho, Lagte nahi alag baat hai, Kaafi izzat hai aapki, koi karta nahi alag baat hai, Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,phir bhi msg padh rahe ho, kya baat hai... Ha..Ha..Ha.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Who i am? 1.CAKE [Soft nature] 2.ICE CREAM [Cool+Confident] 3.CHOCOLATE [sweet+clever] 4.COLD DRINK [Flirty+Attitude] 5.CANDY [Talkative+Intelligent] 6.BISCUITS [Innocent+cute+shy] 7.PIZZA [bold+proudy+pretty] 8.TEA [Naughty+romantic+ziddi] Plz reply me i am waiting... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Duniya me kabhi acche insaan ki talash me mat nikalna... Qki.. Qki Aaj kal dhp bahut hai aur main ghar me hi rehta hun.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ A man saw a lion in jungle & started-"Jai hanuan gyan gun sagar jai kapish tihu lok ujagar" Lion smiles & started "wadni kewal gheta nam ghya Shri Hariche!!Be relax! __________________________________________________________________________________ Boy-U look exactly like my wife Girl:OHH.. Whats your wife's name? Boy: I'm not married yet MORAL-Learn new methods to propose.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 lovely words: "I will work hard" 3 sweet words: "I love studying" 2 special words: "My books" But.. 1 inspirational word: "TOmorrow" ____________________________________________________________________________________}Pass this to our friends and see how many chocklets you get !!! PERK : You should imrove your nature MILKYBAR: You r different from others KIT-KAT: I like when u tease me... FIVESTAR: You are so beautiful n cute BAR-ONE: I love you DAIRYMILK:I really enjoy ur company FRIUT n NUT: You r sweet TEMPTATIONS: best friendCELEBRATIONS: Its fn to fight wid u COFFE BITE: I can't understand ur charater Reply must.. Which chocolates belong to me ?? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mohabbat To sirf dil dekhkar hi ki jati hai... . . . . Chehra dekh kar to log setting hi kare hai...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ We always worry about our looks.. But The truth is that.. They neither matter to those who love us nor To those who don't love us..!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Savera is hoying ... Komda is ording... Bats r soying.. Sun is ugving... And U r Ajun jhoping! Uthing uthing... And anghol karing GOOOOOOOD MORRNING _____________________________________________________________________________________ Why boys call all grlz as ITEM? Bcoz ITEM means MAAL MAAL means PAISA PAISA means LAXMI or girl to ghar ki LAXMI hoti he to hui na ITEM Rishta wahi soch nayi... ______________________________________________________________________________ Shalet hote balpan, College madhe aale tarunpan, Barnla aste jhakan ani pen la aste topan, 'FRIENDS' aahot aapan mhanun "TUmchya saathi kaypan" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't see others doing better than you ... Beat your own records everyday Beacause SUcces is a fight Between YOU, and .... . . . . . . YOURSELF. ____________________________________________________________________________________ This age is never gonna cum back.. So fall n love ... IF u cant... Have a new crush everyday.. dream...imagine... b impulsive go crazy...Flirt...gt ur heart broken... Feel guilty fr brkng sm1s.. Gt drunk..do stupid things.. Get ovr wid it...Live dis age!! Coz thngs r gonna b very different tommorrow!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj aapka sms ayega to hi hum roti khayenge, varna 2 samosa, 1 sandwich, 1 mazaa, or 2 kele, last me dairymilk khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge..! __________________________________________________________________________________ Chaiwaala :Bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sharmaye aaye haye Ladki: Kaali si surat hatho me ketli dur khada chillaye chai chai ... __________________________________________________________________________________ Mere 3 dost hai Kallu jo ENGINEERIG padh raha hai.. Gullu jo B>A> padh raha hai.. aur Ullu jo message padh raha hai..!! Ha..ha..ha.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Palke jhuke to pyar ho jata hai Palke uthe to izhar ho jata H Na jane kya kashish H chahat me aisi ki koi anjaan B is zindgi ka haqdar ho jata H _____________________________________________________________________________ Chiti ne hathi se kaha " I LOVE U" Hathi bola"TUm muzse pyaar kyun karte ho? Chiti ne ganpati ka photo dikhaya or boli " TUzme rab dikhta hai yara me kya karu" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jo jeete wo sikandar Jo haare wo jail k andar Jo sms bheje usko jaadu ki jhappi Jo na bheje usko "baba ramdev ki pappi".... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 2 dost safar pe jate H Raste me raat hone pr wo TENT laga k so gaye Raat ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli.. usne dusre ko jaga k kaha- Aasman ki tarf dekh k bata kya nazar aa raha he..? 2nd:Bahut sare sitare.... 1st: Isse kya pata chalta hai..? 2nd: Aasman kitna khubsurat hai... 1st: Abe shayar ki aulad TENT choori ho gaya hai.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dur s dekha toh santra tha... pass gaye toh bhi santra tha.. Cheel k dekha tohbhii santra that... Khake dekha toh bhi santra tha... Waah.!! Kya santra tha... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Never expect a lot from people who love you. Bcoz They LOVE YOU Isn't that enugh for you? _________________________________________________________________________________ Lips r like frnds.. If v say STUDY, READ, WRITE, they never meet But If we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY, Immediately they will meet, try it... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi me jo hum chahte he wo aasani se nahi milta Lekin jindagi ka such ye he ki hum b wohi chahte he jo aasan nahi hota __________________________________________________________________________________ I asked God 4 flower, he gave me a garden Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest Asked 4 a river, he gave me ocean Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.. __________________________________________________________________________________ a true $ caring relation doesn't require a large talk A soft msg is enough Bcoz its not the mouth that speaks Its the heart that feels _________________________________________________________________________________ Har koi insan dil a bura nahi hota, Har koi insan bawafa nahi hota, Bujh jaata hai kabhi "DIYA" tel ki kami se Har baar kasur hawa ka nahi hota _____________________________________________________________________________________ Savera is hoying.. Komda is ording.. Bats r soying.. Sun is Ugving.. And U r ajun jhoping! Uthing Uthing And anghol karing GOOOOOD MORRRRNING ___________________________________________________________________________________ Shalet hote balpan, College madhe aale tarunpan, Barnila aste jhakan Ani pen la aste Topan FRIENDS aahot aapan mhanun "Tumchya saathi kaypan" ____________________________________________________________________________________ If girl in love Hr parents ask Woo z dat IDIOT If boy z in love His parents ask IDIOT, who z dat girl MORAL: No matter whoever in love Boyz r alwz IDIOT __________________________________________________________________________________ There are two types of suicide 1-Fast & Good - "Gale me rassi dal kr fan pr latak jao 2-Slow & Painful - "Gale me varmala daal k zindgi bhar latke raho" __________________________________________________________________________________ 1day i saw a smart boy in a shop Wt a style, Wt a smile, Wt a personality, Wt a fashion... I walked near & near My God! It was a MIRROR ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kya bharosa MObile ka Battery ka Charger ka Network ka Balance ka Time ka Life ka... So Happy........ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mobiles r so irritating! Daily charge! Monthly rechrge! Annoying beeps! Always disturbing! Bt still I love my mobile bcoz It connects "U & ME" ________________________________________________________________________________ Smile stops when v close d lips, Dreams ends whn v opn d eyes, Luv ends whn v stp believing, & Frndship ends whn v stp Disturbing...! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Buze hua diye ko jalaya nahi karte Bahti hue nadiya ko rukaya nahi karte Kuch karna hai to padhai karo SMS me samay gawaya nahi karte ___________________________________________________________________________________ Agar aapko aisa pen diya jaye jis aap jo likho wo sach ho jaye, to aap mere liye kya likhoge...? ________________________________________________________________________________ Hi, Where r u? I called u 5 times but ur line was busy So plz come in ur balcony i m standing Outside ur home My name is Moon I jst came to say good night... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Palko me Sapno ko aane do apno ki yaad me thoda kho jaane do Agar hote ho disturb mere MSG se To just chill yar thoda disturb ho jane do ___________________________________________________________________________________ Papers ki roti Notes ka achar Books ki firni Ques ki bahar Teachers ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar mubarak ho apko aanewale EXAMS ka tyohaar Wish U All the best ____________________________________________________________________________________ 99.99% of people marry their friends Bcoz they hav good understanding dat avoid problems I sent dis 2 U,u wl get good news on ....Day by a person u lyk and tomorrow will b d best day of ur life Dont break dis chain If u break u wil suffer Snd this to 10 friends in 10 mins whn u read ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is not a sharp knife to cut all those bad memories But, Life is a needle to weave golden thread of sweet memories _____________________________________________________________________________________ koi dost kabhi purana nahi hota, Kuch din baat na karanese begana nahi hota Dosti me duri to aati rehti hai, Par doori ka matlabh bhulana nahi hota... _________________________________________________________________________________ Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam... 5+3+2=151022 9+2+4=183652 8+6+3=482466 5+4+5=202541 Then 9+5+5=...?... Reply must & prove you r genius.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kash ye fasle na hote Kash hum durna hote Kash tum aur hum saath hote To sms ke paise bach jaate Aur Dono is paise se kuch khate... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Females keep on aying, "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME" I say, If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one? Hai koi jawaab? _____________________________________________________________________________________ READ CAREFULLY To know the difference between Real friend AND Just friend JF: Calls ur name sweetly.. RF: Calls u alwys with stupid silly names JF:Will never hurt U RF:Hurts u often with 1000's of apologies Jf:Knows a few tings about u... Rf:Could write a book about u JF:Would ignore this message RF: will send this to all Real Friends whom he/she never want to miss in life __________________________________________________________________________________ When u r angry at sum1 & get IRRITATED time to time... But, U still can't live without him/her That is a relation, A true relation... __________________________________________________________________________________ Morning sky is shining blue.. Grass covered with crystals of dew.. May God shower his blessings on U.. Wishing the happiest day to you ... ___________________________________________________________________________________ 11 11 11 11 ye "NIRMAL BABA" ki dua hai plz ye mpsg 11 logo ko bhejo or pao 11 din me goodnews inkar mat karna aaj se hi shuru hogi good news _________________________________________________________________________________- Meet internet family Google(WIFE) Ek sawal sau jawab Facebook(SON) Ghar ki baat sabke wall par likhta hai Twitter(GIRL) Puri colony isko follow karti hai Orkut(FATHER) Nobody knows me __________________________________________________________---______________________ I finally plucked up the courage to propose a girl out, but because I can't handle rejection, I gave her some options A) Yes B) A C) B ____________________________________________________________________________________ I have no gold to send u, I have no diamond to send u, I have no credit to call u, I have just few words to say u that.. . Sheth Garibakade laksh asudya... ____________________________________________________________________________________ The best prank call ever: CALLER- "Hello, Dominoes??" DOMINOES- "Yes sir, how may I help you CALLER- Give me Pizza Hut's number?...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Difference between falling from 1st floor and 10th floor... 10th floor: - AAAAAaaaaaa... Dhup... . . & .. 1st floor:- Dhup....AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Life is very much similar 2 boxing game Defeat is not declared when u fall down, it is declared when u refuse 2 get up _____________________________________________________________________________________Smal but very great Thought:- When u r the owner of ur smile, Then no 1 can make u cr without ur permission... So keep smiling.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Insan kehta hai Agar paisa ho to mai kuchh kar ke dikhau OR Paisa kehta he tu kuchh kar ke dikha to mai aau 'C R E A T E S U C C E S S' _____________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences ____________________________________________________________________________________ Chintu: Main kitna badkismat hoon, biwi khana banana jaanti ha par banati nahi Pintu: Bhai, meri soch. meri waali khana banana jaanti nahi phir bhi banati hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ Thought for the day:- If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of our past... If you lie, it becomes the part of our future..! Choice is urs.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Roj ti pudhe ani to tichya magey magey firaycha, Ti disli nahi tar tila shodhaycha Tala ti haluch mage valun pahaychi Tachya pratek khoda ti dole mitun sahan karachi Asel ti thodi jadi, Thodi kali Pan tyala ti khup aavdaychi Karan Tyachi Mhais Roj 10 litre dudh daychi... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai, Us paper ko hum exam me use karte h, e galti h, Is sms ko sare students ko bhejo "EXAM hatao, TREES bachao" _______________________________________________________________________________ M life means a lot to me , Not bcoz I love m life, but because I love the people in m life The world calls them friends; I call them my World _____________________________________________________________________________________ Wil u b der..? Whn i want 2 eat pizza bt share karne k lie koi na ho Wil u b der? Whn i cal u @2:30am n sa yar walk pe chale? Wil u b der..? 2 giv ans 2 m cily ques like chand gol ku he Wil u b der..? If m bike breaks down on d wa n i cal u n say yar lene aa na Wil u b der..? Whn i fil vry lonel n tumhare kandhe pe sir rakh k rone ka man kare Wil u b der..? If my heart stops n a sec b4 i cal u n sa Kuch karna yaar, nai jana mujhe. Wil u b der..? ________________________________________________________________________________ A4 Achhi morning B4 Beautful morning C4 Careful morning D4 Dream morning E4 Early morning F4 Faithfull morning G4 Ye bhi mai bolu " GOOD MORNING" _______________________________________________________________________________ Moon n band kar di lighting Sun ne shuru kar di shining Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning to hum bhi bol de aapko GM ____________________________________________________________________________________ Raj thakre ko bank k ander aate dekh, Cashier bhagkar manager ko jakar bola... . ...Sir wo phir aa gaya jo marathi me chhape hue note mangta hai...! __________________________________________________________________________________ Trust the person who can sense ur sadness in ur smile, Hear ur words in ur slence & feel ur love in ur anger Bcoz the r indeed true to U..! _____________________________________________________________________________________ He, Wish u a Happ World Gudfriend day Send it to all ur goodfriends even me, hoping I m 1 of dem See How man u get back Ur ver loving if u get 6+ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Khudane kaha mat kar itna ad dosto ko ,Tu hasna bhool jaega Maine kaha Ae KHuda tu dharti par aakar mere dosto se mil tu aasman me rehna bhool jayega ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wife ne santa ko SMS kia Kitni der me aa rhe ho SAnta ne Jawab me SMS kia 20-25 mint me Aa raha hu Agr der ho jae to ye SMS fir se padh lena __________________________________________________________________________________ U knw why women starts wit 'W' bcoz all questions start wit W..! Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? And finally WIFE...!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ "All Izz Well" Its m "zoobi doobi" msg 4 my all "IDIOT" frndz 2 whom I can say "JANE NAHI DENGE TUZE" bcoz I need u to "GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE N RAIN" I pray tum "UDTI PATANG KI" tarah alwas mast raho & hope that I never have to say "KAHA GAA USE DHUNDO" Because mere liye "JAHAAPANA TUSSI GREAT HO" ________________________________________________________________________________ Ek sawal aapke liye, "MUJHE SMS KU BHEJTE HO?" Apka jawab ek film ka naam hi hona chahiye Sabko bhejo aur dekho ka ka jawab aate hai But first reply me __________________________________________________________________________________- MOST HURTING LINES BY A TRUE n BEST FRIEND:- I you leave me, Promise me, You will come back once with our OPEN eyes to see my CLOSED eyes ____________________________________________________________________ Dole mitun prem karte Ti preysi, Dole mitlyasarkhe karte ti Dasi, Dole vatarun prem karte ti patni, Aani dole miteparyant PREM karte ti "AAI" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Police-Jis car ne tumhe thoka, uska colour & no yaad he Santa- Nhi, Par chalane wali maadam ne red shirt pehni thi & uske 2 button khule thi ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi hamari un hi sitam ho gayi, KHusi najane kaha dafan ho gai, Bahot likhi khuda ne logo ki kismat me, jab hmari bari aayi to saad ink hi khatm ho gayi _________________________________________________________________________________ "All smiling persons r not happiest person" Bt They r the best Actor's of life, Hiding all pains in their smile __________________________________________________________________________________ Good teacher tells u 2 study hard, But the best teacher is 1 who stand outside the exam hall & shouts, . . External aala re, chithya lapwa..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Life has man ways 2 make U weak Bt Alwys remember 3 things that will keep u strong .. . . . . Breakfast.. Lunch.. & Dinner Think hatke & Eat Datke ____________________________________________________________________________________ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! And When a man does that.... The slide show begins...!! ______________________________________________________________________________ DIWALI SPECIAL Ankho se asu ki judai kr do Dil se gmo ki vidai kr do Agr dill na lge kahi to Aa jao mere ghar ki safaai kr do Offer DIWALI tak... LOL _____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 bos bike pe ja rahe the Police ne roka- ahan tripling mana he or tum 4 baithe ho Chaaro ghabra k piche dekhte hue chillaye= " Abe saalo, 5wa kaha gir gaya" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mr. Santa Interview dene Gae... BOSS- Ur Birthday SAnta-22 April Sir BOSS- Kaun sa saal Santa-Ulloo ke patthe, kya kon sa saal, Har saal ___________________________________________________________________________________ 1 4 2 6 = I+Love+M+Friend Send to 10 best friends +me if i m See magic in 7 mins our true lover will message or call you If u ignored, 7 ears badluck ____________________________________________________________________________________ How can u "SM_LE" without "I"? How can u b "N_CE" without "I"? How can u "W_SH" without "I"? How can u "L_VE" without "I"? Ab maan b lijiye "I" m ver important ____________________________________________________________________________________ When some1 calls me ugly, I go up to them, smile tenderl and hug them beacuse I know life isn't easy when you have a seeing disability ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nxt year SUMMER to hoga, SUMMER vacations nhi honge HOLIDA toh honge, HAPP HOLIDAS nhi honge KHANA to roz khenge, ek dusre k tiffin ni honge SMS toh honge bt puch ni payenge ki kal chutti mare? So njo d last r.. 4wd dis 2 all ur 10th buddies... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi shaar ne ka khoob kaha hai, . . . . "Ae mohabat" tujhe paane ki koi raah nahi, . . Tu to use hi milegi Jise teri parwah nahi... hogi ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is best for those who r njoing it Difficult for those who r analzing it n Worst for those who r criticizing it Our Attitude defines our Life..!! __________________________________________________________________________________- After ishq wala love Coming up next from bollwood... chai wali tea... hawa wali wind... kutta wala dog.... laal wala red.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ F'ship doesnt xpect an respect, Bt waits fr care in ever aspect I care fr u in my own spcl way, May b u'l nvr knw or May b i'l nvr show _______________________________________________________________________________ 1 da methl(CH#) went out for play His mom called him back But "DIMETHL ETHER" came back Wh? B'coz his mom called b saying CH3-O-CH3! XD ___________________________________________________________________________________ Lamha- Lamha zindgi guzar jayyegi 2 din k baad Diwali aaegi Abhi se hi HAMARI badhai le lo Warna phie ye Badhaiyan common ho jayegi ______________________________________________________________________________ Apke sare gum khushiyon me taul du Apke sare raj apke samne khol du Koi mujhse pehle na bol de "HAPPY DIWALI" Isliye socha, 2 din pehle hi bol du ___________________________________________________________________________________ DIL TO PAGAL HAI -to mental hospital me jao.. HAMARA DIL AAPKE PASS HAI - to phir wapas lelo KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI - jada kab hoga HUM APKE HAI KAUN - malum naho to baat ku karte ho? LAAL DUPATTA MAL MAL KA - ujjala daal do laal se nila ho jayega HUM AAPKE DIL ME REHTE HAI - ghar nahi hai kya Keep smiling

June 2012

Cute msg by a bf to his gf- baby sorry 2 disturb u can u send ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter. we are playing cards and I have lost my "QUEEN" _______________________________________________________________________________________ We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever. We have to accept that love dosen't give us the license to own a person.. _______________________________________________________________________________________ Boy: How will you feel if I hug you... Girl: I’ll feel happy... Boy: WHY... Girl: Coz, that will make you realize that what you feel in my arms you can’t feel anywhere else... _______________________________________________________________________________________ Every problem in life is like a race, and its solutions are of 2 types : Bhaag Lo(Run away), or Bhaag Lo(Participate) choice is urs.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Meri Aukaat Se Badh Kar Mujhe Kuch Na Dena Mere Maalik” Kyu Ki... Zarurat Se Zyada Roshni Bhi Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deti Hai…!! _______________________________________________________________________________________ HEIGHT OF STATUS: Lady goes 2 a fruit shop.. Shopkeeper: Ur dog is eating my fruits Lady: Shona, dont eat d fruits without washing them.. __________________________________________________________________________________ Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda.. Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.. *HAPPY SCH00L MEM0RIES*:) ____________________________________________________________________________________ VEry True Msg ♥*❤ Nobody understands d reason y i met u,♥*❤ V aint related by blood,♥*❤ Bt i knw 4m starting♥*❤ god put us 2gthr 2b wonderful cpl by heart. ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ AaTa Nahi Humen IKRAAR Karna,♥ Na Jane Kaise SeeKh Gaye PYAR Karna,♥ RUKTE Na The Do-PaL KISI Ke Liye,♥ Na Jane Kaise SeeKh Gaye INTEZAR Karna..♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ A very good relationship needs just two things A "little time" to be spent with them And A "true care" to be shown always! ♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Phulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jata, Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi Jata, Kitni Bhi Soni Ho Girlfriend Apni, Dusro Ki Girlfriend Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mat Puchho Mere Dil Ka Haal Aapke Dil Bhi Bikhar Jayenge Is Liye Nahi Sunate Apne Dil Ka Dard Kisi Ko Ye Sunke To Tanhai Ke Bhi Aansu Nikal Aayenge… ___________________________________________________________________________________ The hardest thing in life is to make a decision when you're too tired to hold on, and in the same time, too in love to let go....!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota Pyar Se Pyara Koi Jazba Nahi hota Pyar Ka Rishta Is Liye Chupana Padta Hai ♥ ♥ ♥ Kyun Ke Sacha Pyar Logo Se Bardasht Nahi Hota….. ♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ Pal Pal Tumhari Yaad Mein Aahey Bhara Karte Hain Dartey Hain Kahin Tum Mujhe Bhool Na Jaao Isi Liye Har 2-3 Ghante Mein Tumhe Miss Call Kiya Kartey Hain Mere Pagalpan Ki Koi Had Nahi, Tumhe Hum Itna Miss Kiya Kartey Hain Ke Jab Bhi Tumhari Yaad Aaye Toh Tumhara Photo Leke Usey Kiss Kiya Kartey Hain.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Hmse koi gila ho jaye to maf karna.Yad na kar paye to maf karna.Dil se hm apko kabhi bhulayega nhi pr ye dil hi ruk jaye to maf karna _____________________________________________________________________________________ A guy prints N pastes his prayers on d wall N at bedtime he points at dem N says: "Lord pls read dem, m feeling sleepy." ____________________________________________________________________________________ Everybody Wishes ToGo Back & Repair Their PAST,which is impossible. But,Nobody is prepared To Construct Their FUTURE, Which is Possible :) ___________________________________________________________________________________ Meri har baat tere lab se adaa hoti hai jo baat DIL se niklti hai DUA hoti hai log milte hain mil kar bichar jate hain kya yehi cahne walon ki SAZA hoti hAi ____________________________________________________________________________________ A Complicated Thought: "The saddest things in Life are the Happiest moments of the past which seems unlikely to happen again in Life time. ________________________________________________________________________________ Your account has been successfully recharged with My Care,My Love and My Prayers.Please pay just`1` Beautiful SMILe. good morning. _________________________________________________________________________________ Confidence come not from always being right, but from not fearing to be wrong. ________________________________________________________________________________ Jb tk zinda ho usse pyar krta rhunga Mar b gya toh koi baat ni marne k baad b uska intezar krta rhunga... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. ___________________________________________________________________________________ GoLdeN TruTh: If Ur Happy You Will ReMemBer The PerSon WhOm YoU LoVe. But If Ur Sad YoU Will ReMemBer The PerSon Who LoVes YoU..!! :) _____________________________________________________________________________________ Jadu Hai Teri Har Ek Baat Me Yaad Bahut Aate Ho Din Aur Raat Me, Kal Jab Dekha Tha Mene Sapna Raat Me Tab Bhi Aap ka Hi Hath Tha Mere Hath Me.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ When u want 2 enjoy life Think today as ur life's First day When you want to achieve something in life Think today as your life's Last day! ~ Go_0D NighT ~ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Trust not yourself, but your defects to know, make use of every friend and every foe. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Talsh he ek aise Shakhs ki, Jo Ankho me us wqt dard dekh le. Jb dunia hmse kehti h.--"kya yaar tum hamesha haste hi rhte ho...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say. Girl: What? Boy: I ♥ U Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words? Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One.♥ ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Most Humiliated Lines Ever Said By Me, "Your Intelligence.! Is My Common Sense." __________________________________________________________________________________ Meri sanso se shikwa karta ho chup chup ke chahat ka sauda karte ho, Tum hi socho yeh kaise majboori hai, Mujh main rahkar mujhse parda karte ho... ______________________________________________________________________________________ A Beautiful Relatiönship does'nt depend on how well v understand sømeone bt It depend on how well v Avoid the Miss understanding. _________________________________________________________________________________ FACT..!! We can save many relations, if we understand a simple fact that, people are not DIFFICULT, they are DIFFERENT...!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Small but Very Gr8 Thought: "When U r the owner of ur smile, then No one can make u cry without ur permission...**** ____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Don't mix ur words with ur mood, B'coz, You will have many options, To change ur mood, But, You wil never have any option To replace the spoken words. ___________________________________________________________________________________ ♥ Man Wants A Perfect Woman... And Woman Wants A Perfect Man... But They Both Don't Know That... GOD Created Them To Complete Each other ♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ ‎5 signs to be a engineering student.. 1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course.. 2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai.. 3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya?? 4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke 'ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega' 5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu.. :P:P ________________________________________________________________________________ Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent the?" Boy:"Girlfriend se milne gaya tha. "Teacher:"Kiss liye?" Boy:Yes miss,bohat liye ;) ____________________________________________________________________________________ Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi Ka Dard Jab Had Se Gujar Jata Hai, Samundar Ka Pani Akho Me Utar Ata Hai, Koi Bana Leta Hai Ret Pe Ghar Kisi Ka Lehro Me Sab Kuch Bikhar Jata Hai... ____________________________________________________________________________________ A Big Difference Between School & College: . . In School If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On Last Bench.. . . . But In College If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ ♥ CUTEST PROPOSAL By A Boy ♥ Boy: Can U Plz Close Ur Eyes For A Moment? Girl: Ok, Done Boy: Thanks, What A Darkness Isn't It? Girl: Yeah Boy: That Is My Life Without U..!♥♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ JAb Ladka Ulti kare to maa bolti hai : kaha se pee k aya hai kaminey.. . . . . Or jab Ladki Ulti kare to . maa: kaun tha vo kameena... . . . . Saala-ulti koi b kare . kamine hamesha bechare hum ladke hi hote hain.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Hum wo ENGINEER Nahi Hai Jinko Hatho "me AC ya DC se jhatke Lagjathe Hai. Hum" to un Me Se Hai Jo . . SHORT- CIRCUIT Se "GOLD FLAKE" Jalate Hai...... __________________________________________________________________________________ Koi Samjhe Na Humko Beshak Par Aap To Samjhte Hain, Apna Banate Hain Mere Har Gam Ko Tabhi To Hum Sambhalte Hain, Khuda Har Ek Khushi De Aapko Har Ek Gam Humko Naseeb Ho, Bas Yahi Dil Mei Sochkar Har Ek Dua Karte Hain… ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kaise bayan karu alfaz nahi hai, Dard ka mere Tuje ehsas nahi hai, Puchte hain sub tumhe kya dard hai, Dard ye hai ki wo ab mere pass nahi hai.. __________________________________________________________________________________ Har Jazbaat ko Zuban Nahi Milti, Har Aarzu Ko Dua Nahi Milti. Hanste Raho to Duniya Rahti Hai Sath, Ansuon Ko to Ankho me Bhi Panaah Nahi Milti” __________________________________________________________________________________ Chup rehte hai k koi khafa na ho jaye, hamse koi rusva na ho jaye, badi mushkil se koi apna lagne laga hai, darte hai ki milne se pehle hi koi juda na ho jaye… _____________________________________________________________________________________ If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we’ll win every fight :) ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai… +___________________________________________________________________________________ Jin k Dil Pe Lagti hy Wo Ankho se Nhi Rote Jo Apno k Nhi hue Wo kisi k Nhi hote, Waqt Ne Mujhe Aksar Ye Sekhaya hy Khwab To0t Jate hein Pr Poorey Nhi hote. __________________________________________________________________________________ Memories are so stupid.. That the ordinary people makes you laugh and the special people always make you cry. ___________________________________________________________________________________ No one in this world is pure & perfect if u avoid the people for their mistakes you will always be alone in this world, So judge less & love more _____________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and just go where you're heart takes you. Sometimes you have to watch the broken pieces fall, no matter how much you want to fix them. Sometimes you have to let someone walk away, even though you want them to stay... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Love is when you sit beside someone doing nothing, Yet you feel perfectly happy and alive.....♥ ♥ ♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ Wife-Chalo Na Aaj Sunday He Bahar Chalte Hai Or Driving Mai Karti Hu. Husband-Ahha! Matlab Jayenge Car Me Or Ayenge Kal Ke AKHBAAR Me. _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Worrying Doesn't Reduce Yesterdays Sorrows, But It Empties Todays Strength". So DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY & Make Others Happy. _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Don’t let someone hide behind their repeated apologies and gifts... Flowers die and the gifts gather dust, the one who is worth your Love will never have to buy your love back." ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"There are two things over which you have Complete Dominion, authority and Control. Your mind and your mouth." _____________________________________________________________________________________ See a mistake as just a mistake! Not as mine or his! Mine brings guilt.. His brings anger.. Only REALISATION brings IMPROVEMENT !!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila..? Pappu: Miss yehi ki.. Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai. :D Miss: Shut up & get out..! Babloo: Miss mein bataon..? Miss: Very good, batao.. Babloo: Miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D Miss: You also get out..! Shamu: Miss mein bataon..? Miss: I think you are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. Shamu: Miss Doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai! Miss: You also get out..! Guddu: Miss mein bataon..? Miss: HAAN BATAO... Guddu: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-) Students Rock..!!! LolzźZ... :D ______________________________________________________________________________________ I am not a perfect 0ne...! I can make mistakes anytym...! Bt still,I luv thoz ppl who stay wid me aftr knowing da real personality behind me.... ________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"HELP Is a Very Expensive Gift, So Don't Expect it from everyone,B'coz very few people are "Rich"by Heart.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Some people hurt by words & som by action.. But the biggest hurt I believe z dat Sm1 start ignoring u Wen u value them More dan anything else.. :( _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎''A Girl when she's a daughter Her 1st hero is her Father, When she's a Sister, his Strength is her Brother, When she's a wife, her whole life is for her husband, When she is a Mother, Heaven Falls under her Foot.'' ''Respect Girls-They are the 1 who gave u birth'' ___________________________________________________________________________________ A girl is like a doll. You can dress her. . Undress her. . play her & use her but remember. . Bt remember a REAL MAN doesn't play with dolls : ______________________________________________________________________________________ A man asked Lord Buddha "I want happiness" Lord Buddha said first remove "I" that's ego. Then remove "want" that's desire. see now you are left with only "HAPPINESS" ______________________________________________________________________________________ Every day, think as you wake up, today I am fortunate to be alive, I am not going to waste it. I am going to use all my energies to develop myself, to expand my heart out of others.....to achieve enlightenment for the benefit of all beings. I am going to have kind thoughts towards others, I am not going to get angry or think badly about others. I am going to benefit others as much as I can.......! ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Forgiving is one of the most difficult things for a human being to do, but I think it means looking at some slight you feel, putting yourself in the position of the other person, and wiping away any sort of resentment and antagonism you feel toward them. Then let that other person know that everything is perfectly friendly and normal between you. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kirpa Teri Hoti Hai, par Dikhti nhi ! Takleef Aati hai, Per Tikkti nhi ! Tera saya hai sada saath Mere SATGURU ! Teri Daya ki Nazar padti hai per Dikhti nhi...... __________________________________________________________________________________ Boy: How will you feel if I hug you... Girl: I’ll feel happy... Boy: WHY... Girl: Coz, that will make you realize that what you feel in my arms you can’t feel anywhere else... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nice thought" Who should be blamed if a leaf falls from a tree?? Is it d wind that blew it away?? OrThe tree that let it go?? Or Is it d leaf who grew tired holding on?? Life unfolds a lot of misunderstandings everyday.. Its upto us to solve it! or leave it! or live with it. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Seven things girls do in an exam hall.... . . 1. Write... 2. Stuck hair behind ears... . 3. Again write... . 4. Change the empty refill... . 5. Again Write... . 6. Ask for extra sheet... . 7. Again keep writing... . . . Seven things boys do in an exam Hall.... . . 1. Count the no. of girls.... . 2. Check out the young lady Supervisor.... . 3. Counting how many windows and doors... . 4. Revising the location of cheat's in the pockets.... . 5. Seeing the brand name of a pen.... . 6. Waiting for the time, to get out of here.... . 7. Think to study well at least for next exam.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jindagi...yaani kya?"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai. 1 Table..":)? Jindagi...yaani kya ? "1 innova car, 7 dost,aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta" Jindagi...yaani kya? "1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..":)? Jindagi...yaani kya ? "school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill pr hone wala jhgda.."? Jindagi...yaani kya? "Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sry kehne par 1 aur gaali". Jindagi...yaani kya? "Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane doston ki yaad, 1sms Dhundli padi kuch bhigi yadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu". In short zindagi matlab Sirf "DOSTI" ___________________________________________________________________________________ 8 best moments in life 1> Giving the 1st salary to ur parents. 2> Thinking your love with tears. 3> Looking old photos & smiling. 4> A sweet & emotional chat with friends 5> Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk. 6> Getting a hug from one who cares you. 7> 1st kiss to your child when he /she is born. 8> The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh. Wish u all such gr8 moments! Have a wonderful life!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ The Day When You Fall In Love With Someone... You Think Is The Happiest.. Day Of Your Life... But... Actually You Become The Weakest Person... Who Cannot Live Without that Someone... ♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ What does goodbye really mean? Is it just letting you go? Telling you I can’t love you anymore? I guess. But goodbye simply means, “I love you but I have to sacrifice" _________________________________________________________________________________ RelatOinships are like a "BOOK" It takes a few seconds to "BURN" But It takes years to "WRITE" So write it "CAREFULLY" & never let it "BURN" !! ♥ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Great line by lord krishna.. "Dil me chahat ka hona bhi lazmi hai...... ...... Warna Yaad To "Dushman BHi Roj Kiya Karte Hai".. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With Me, WhoDo You Like? ... Boy: No One. I Love Someone. Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I've Loved Her, Ever Since I Met Her. Girl: Really? Well, Since We're Best Friends, I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her. Boy: Oh Okay. *Boy Takes Out His Phone,Dials Her Number And Phones Her..* Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think I'm Getting A Call. *Answers The Phone* Boy: I Love You ___________________________________________________________________________________ Hichkichate hue milte the jin dosto se, Kya pata tha wahi itne ache dost ban jayenge, kuch yaad rhe na rhe jindagi mei par ye dost hamesha yaad aayenge!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys When Girls Don't Reply Them ... . . . . . . "Main Toh Hu Hi Boring, koi Nahi Bolta... Koi Baat Nahi Reh Lenge Hum Aisai Dhuki.. Tum Bhi kar do Ignore, hu hi Gatiya.. After 5 mints.. Atleast ek reply to kar deti.. . . Aftr 10 mints.. Aaj ke Baad kabhi Disturb Nahi karunga... Be Happy... ___________________________________________________________________________________ When I first saw you, you took my breath away. When i first talked to u , I couldn't think. When i asked u out, u couldn't respond. When you touched me, I got shivers all through my body. And when we first kissed, I floated away in my dream ____________________________________________________________________________________ A very interesting thought: "No matter how much a woman criticises her husband's judgement, She never questions his choice of wife..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive.” _____________________________________________________________________________________ It must`ve ben so hard on u I`m sorry 4 all I put u through I`m sorry 4 da helping hand I didn`t lend I wish I`d been a better frnd. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tere saath baate karte karte waqt yu hi gujar gaya, Door hokar bhi dost, tera pyar dil ko chhu gaya, Ji liya he maine un har lamho ko, Kal ka kya pata tha dekho waqt kaha chala gaya. __________________________________________________________________________________ Never worry about when what you do isn't enough for someone. You doing your best is all the satisfaction you need. Do your best, give your best and know that in doing so you'll enhance the quality of your life ____________________________________________________________________________________ Uski Gali Se Nikla Karte The To Kisi Ko Khabar Na Thi.. >Yaaro, Par Usne Mud Mud Ke Dekh Kar Badnaam Kar Diya..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ What''s Marriage! . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil k sab armano ko daba rakha hai, Dard is dil ka duniya se chupa rakha hai. Jane kb sath chod jayen saansen meri, Jane kiski duaon ne bacha rakha hai... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Distance never separate any relation.. Time never build any relation.. If feelings r true from heart.. Then friends r always friends 4ever. Happy noon. __________________________________________________________________________________ If i were a "TEAR" in yOur eye i wOldd roll down onto yOur lips...But if yOu were a "TEAR" in my eye i wOuld never cry as i wOuld be afraid 2 lose u.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Boy & Girl Kiss kar Rahe The,Ladki Ke Baap Ne Unhe Dekh Liya.. Baap Ki Call Aayi: Kaha Ho? Girl-Papa Biology Ka Practical Kar Rahi Hu.. Baap:Beti Practical Itna Bhi Na Kariyo Ke Exam Se Pehle Hi Result Aa Jaye... __________________________________________________________________________________ Evey day that I don't see her , is a day not worth remembering . . Bcoz ever since I first saw her , she defines my life . . _____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't try too much to search for the good person in this world, instead try to make yourself the best so that your act may end someone else's search. ________________________________________________________________________________ Every proble...m in life has a gift inside... So don't get upset when you face problem... It may have more beautiful ending than your expectation ___________________________________________________________________________________ KAASHHH Dil Me Agar"CPU"Hota To ?- sabhi Yadoon Ko Save Ker Leta, . Dimaag Me Agar"Printer"Hota To ?- Khayaalo Ka"PRINT oUT"Nikal Dete, . Dharkan Me Agar"PEN DRIVE"Hoti To ?- Zindagi Ka Backup Le Leta, . Mann Me Agar"BLUETOOTH"Hota To ?- Batoon Ko Transfer Kar Leta, . Ankhon Me Agar"WEBCAm"Hota To ?- Tasviron Ko Recive ker Leta, . Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek"COMPUTER"Hoti ?- TOh Restart Ker Leta... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎''cutest romance'' A boy and a girl of class nursery kissing by lips... Suddenly teacher comes. Teacher-What's up ? Boy- teacher she ate my candy i was getting it back :) ♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ Life ends when you stop "DREAMING", hope ends when you stop "BELIEVING" and love ends when you stop "CARING". So dream hope and love...Makes Life "BEAUTIFUL"... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tarapte Woh Hai Jinko Koi Ehsaas Ho, Dur Kar Ke Duaa Karte Hai Kash Vo Mere Pass Ho. Yeh Judai Ke Pal Khud Ruthe Hai Tumhari Yaad Me, Fariyad Karte Hai Dard Ka Bhi Insaaf Ho... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎7 Most beautiful Promises that everyone wants from a Lover 7 I am daily going to wish you good morning♥ 6 I will take care of our families ♥ 5 I will always hug you, at least 10 times in a day♥ 4 I will understand you and always talk to you♥ 3 If we fight, or had some argument we will talk only by hugging each other ♥ 2 I will never escape a single day without kissing you ♥ 1 I will always love you without any reason ♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ae Dost Kbhi Ziker-e-Judai Na Karna,♥ Mere Bhrose Ko Ruswa Na Karna.♥ Dil Me Tere Koi Or Bus Jaye To Bta Dena,♥ Mere Dil Me Rahkar Bewafai Mat Karna.♥ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Dil Jalakar Mera Muskradete Hain, Apni Aadat Se Kab Baaz Aate Hain, Puchh Lete Hain Har Raaz Mujhse Mera, Apni Har Baat Mujhse Chupaten Hain.... __________________________________________________________________________________ True Lines:- We can forget the life which we lived before, But it is very painful to forget the life which we were dreaming to live.! ____________________________________________________________________________________ ♥ Dedicated to all girls !! ♥♥ Why girls get married and go 2 a strangers home ... ?♥♥ Coz they are blessed angles of the Almighty,♥ ♥ After filling their Own home wid colour Of Happiness, they go away 2 colour Others home,♥♥ Realize the values Of girls n respect them ... ♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Hug Coupon" Hugs are fat-free sugar-free and require no batteries. Hug reduce blood pressure body temperature and heart rate and help relieve pain and depression.....♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ The most wonderful news in school life .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher Is Absent ♥ ___________________________________________________________________________________ If the road is beautiful....then worry about the destination, But if the destination is beautiful......then don’t worry about the road.. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Kya faida kisi ko chahne ka ,, Kya faida kisi ki yaadon me aansuo ko bahane ka ,, Jo samjhe na kisi k dil me base pyar ko ,, Kya faida uske pyar me qurbaan hone ka . ____________________________________________________________________________________ Phoolo se khushboo churayi nahi jati, Suraj se roshni chhipayi nahi jati, Kitni bhi door kyo na ho tum, Dosti me aap jaisi dost ki dosti bhulayi nahi jati. .. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil Ki Baat Chhupana Aata Nhi, Kisi Ka Dil Dukhana Aata Nhi, Aap Sochte He Hum Bhul Gaye Apko, Par Kuchh Achhe Dosto Ko Bhulana Humko Aata Nahi…. __________________________________________________________________________________ Wo Ladki aaj bhi Garmi me mar rahi hai. . . . . . Jisko Maine ek bar kaha tha ki.. ? ? ? ? . . . . . . . Tum is sweater me Katrina" lagti ho..!! :D:P __________________________________________________________________________________ Hath Pkad K Rok Lete Unhe Agr Un Pe Mera Koi Zor Hota Na Rote Hum Bi Unk Liye Paglo K Tarah Agr Hamari Zindagi Me Unke Siwa Koi Aur Hota... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Present Technology of dis Funny World: "Lemon Juices r Made Frm Artificial Flavours. & Dish Wash Liquids r made wid Real Lemons.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mohabbat karna kisi ki shaan hai.♥ Mohabbat pana kisika armaan hai.♥ Har insaan ke paas ek hi jaan hai,♥ magar ghut ghut ke jeena hi to ashiqo ka pehchan hai.♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ “You have enormous untapped power that you will probably never tap, because most people never run far enough on their first wind to ever find they have a second.” ___________________________________________________________________________________ “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Don’t love GOD like a flower, Because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river, Because a river flows forever... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mila Wo B Nahi Karte, Mila Hum B Nahi Karte Wafa Wo B Nahi Karte, Wafa Hum B Nahi Karte Unhein Ruswai Ka Dukh, Hamein Tanhai Ka Darr Gila Wo B Nahi Karte, Shikwa Hum B Nahi Karte Kisi Morr Per Takrao Ho Jata Hai Aksar Ruka Wo B Nahi Karte, Thera Hum B Nahi Karte Jab B Dekhte Hain Unhein, Sochte Hain Kuch Kahein Unse Suna Wo B Nahi Karte, Kaha Hum B Nahi Karte Lekin! Ye B Sach Hai K Mohabbat Unhain B Hai Izhaar Wo B Nahi Karte, Kaha Hum B Nahi Karte... _____________________________________________________________________________________ I`m proud 2 being ur friend bcoz U are. E+D+i+O+T E=EFFICENTD=DESCENTI=INTELLIGENTO=OBSERVER T=TALENTED So i say u again u r great EDIOT. __________________________________________________________________________________ “Happiness is not a destination: it is a manner of traveling. Happiness is not an end in itself. It is a by-product of working, playing, loving and living.” ___________________________________________________________________________________ Never forget your friends when ur in a relationship. If you get too involved and neglect your friends,you`ll always lose them. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Humse Dosti Nibhate Rehna Har Mod Par Aazmate Rehna, Lekin Door Kabhi Mat Hona, Chahe Sari Umr Bhar Satate Rehna…. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Chup Chup Ke MOHABBAT Kya Karna Is BEDARD Zamane Se Kya Darna.! MAUT To Aani Hai Sabko Ek Din MAGAR MOHABBAT Kiye Bagair Kya Marna..!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ whistle baby... Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close...♥ Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go..... :P ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tears In Eyes While Missing Someone... And The Worst Part Is You Can`t Even Describe That Feeling In Words.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ For a nice friend "nice morning".. For a sweet friend "sweet morning" For a loving friend "lovely morning" For a Good friend "Good Morning" ________________________________________________________________________________ I asked life- "why r uh so difficult ?" life smiled and said, "you people never appriciate easy thngs " ____________________________________________________________________________________ School ki life 12th tak College ki life final year tak Love ki life shadi tak But humari dosti 30th February tak Saala aayega hi nahi toh todenge kese? ____________________________________________________________________________________ ek Ladka Or Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Kyu Nahi Samaj Pate, Kyoki God Ne Ladke Ko Acha Dimag Diya Hai, Or Ladki Ko Acha Dil Magar Ladki Dimag Se Sochti Hai,Or Ladka Dil Se....... _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Pori Raat Jagnay Ka Faida, Subha Uth Kar Brush Nahi Karna Parta" Save Ur Tooth Paste, A Public Message 4rm HAKEEM MASTANAY Bagher dant wale... Good morning frnds.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ agar aap ki Girlfriend S-mart I-ntelligent S-weet T-alented E-motional R-omantic hai to aap short mein use SISTER bhi keh sakte hain.- ____________________________________________________________________________________ There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format _____________________________________________________________________________________ Touching Story:::: Must Read..:) Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Pari Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata..." ___________________________________________________________________________________ Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 49. Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned? Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now .. ____________________________________________________________________________________ A boy kils DEER & cooks it & dsnt tell frnz wht it is He givs a clue "Its what my gf calls Me!" . . A Frnd screamed: "Koi mat khana re, KUTTA he! Gudngt ___________________________________________________________________________________ Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota Pyar Se Pyara Koi Jazba Nahi hota Pyar Ka Rishta Is Liye Chupana Padta Hai Kyun Ke Sacha Pyar Logo Se Bardasht Nahi Hota… ____________________________________________________________________________________ Attitude during exams- "They gave questions which we dont know... So we wrote answers which they dont know...!!" Our life.. our rules....! ___________________________________________________________________________________ For You My Friends.., Din Ka Ujala Ho Ya Raat Ki Khamoshi.., aapki Yaad Tanha Hone Nahi Deti. Khuda Ne diya Hai Aap Doston ka Sath.., Bas Yhi Khushi Kabhi Akela Hone nahi deti.,_____________ _______________________________________________________________________________ Bin baat ke hi ruthne ki aadat h, kisi apne ka sath paane ki aadat hai, tu khush rahe, mera kya hai main to aaina hu mujhe to toot jaane ki aadat hai.. _________________________________________________________________________________________________- boy proposd a girl........ 1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan de skta hoon Girl: Wo to sab kehtey hain 2nd: Main tumhare liye chand taarey tor kr la sakta hoon Girl: Purana dailouge hai 3rd: Main tumhe apna Facebook password de sakta hoon Girl Ankho mai ansu k sath: Pagal itna chahte ho muje....? ________________________________________________________________BOY: Kya me tumhe Pyara lagta hun? . GIRL . Nhi . BOY. kya tum mere 7 rahna chahti ho? . GIRL. Nhi . BOY. Agr mai mar jaon to tm roo gi? . GIRL. Nhi . Larka bahut udas ho gaya use bahut dukh huwa or wo rone laga.. . Larki ne use apne Karib kiya Or kaha . Tum Pyare nhi bahut Khubsurat ho . Mai tumhare 7 rahna nhi balki Jeena chahti hun . Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi ♥ __________________________________________________________________________ L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life.... _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Шїтноцт Уоц му мїиd $тоp$ тнїикїйg… шїтноцт уоц му lїp$ $тоp $pёaкїйg… щїтноцт уоц му иїgнт aяє $lєєplё$$… шїтноцт уоц му єує$ $тоp dґёaмїиg… щїтноцт уоц му єaґ$ $тоp нёaяїйg… щїтноцт уоц му нєaґт Ьёaт$ їй dї$тяё$$... ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When a girl cries for a boy It means She misses him alot But When a boy cries for a girl It means No one in this world can love the girl More than that boy..!♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Boys require 100% talent to get a job. . . . . But girls require only 4% . . . . .AND . . . . . . . . . Remaining ( ) ) ( ( ) . . . . Struggle bahut hai boys... Padh Lo ____________________________________________________________________________________ ek din pyaar aur dosti mile, pyar ne puchha"Mere hote hue tumhara kiya kaam hai" Dosti boli"Mai un hoto pe hasi lati hun jin aankho me tum aansu chhod jate ho.... __________________________________________________________________________________________santa in a jail, wo b bina kasoor kiye !!! ! Police : Jail me kaise ana hua ? Santa : Media wali Ladki ki waja se !!! Police : Woh kaise ? Santa: Uske T-Shirt par likha tha'PRESS'to maine daba dia :....p:. _______________________________________________________________________________________________