June 2012

Cute msg by a bf to his gf- baby sorry 2 disturb u can u send ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter. we are playing cards and I have lost my "QUEEN" _______________________________________________________________________________________ We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever. We have to accept that love dosen't give us the license to own a person.. _______________________________________________________________________________________ Boy: How will you feel if I hug you... Girl: I’ll feel happy... Boy: WHY... Girl: Coz, that will make you realize that what you feel in my arms you can’t feel anywhere else... _______________________________________________________________________________________ Every problem in life is like a race, and its solutions are of 2 types : Bhaag Lo(Run away), or Bhaag Lo(Participate) choice is urs.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Meri Aukaat Se Badh Kar Mujhe Kuch Na Dena Mere Maalik” Kyu Ki... Zarurat Se Zyada Roshni Bhi Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deti Hai…!! _______________________________________________________________________________________ HEIGHT OF STATUS: Lady goes 2 a fruit shop.. Shopkeeper: Ur dog is eating my fruits Lady: Shona, dont eat d fruits without washing them.. __________________________________________________________________________________ Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda.. Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.. *HAPPY SCH00L MEM0RIES*:) ____________________________________________________________________________________ VEry True Msg ♥*❤ Nobody understands d reason y i met u,♥*❤ V aint related by blood,♥*❤ Bt i knw 4m starting♥*❤ god put us 2gthr 2b wonderful cpl by heart. ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ AaTa Nahi Humen IKRAAR Karna,♥ Na Jane Kaise SeeKh Gaye PYAR Karna,♥ RUKTE Na The Do-PaL KISI Ke Liye,♥ Na Jane Kaise SeeKh Gaye INTEZAR Karna..♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ A very good relationship needs just two things A "little time" to be spent with them And A "true care" to be shown always! ♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Phulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jata, Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi Jata, Kitni Bhi Soni Ho Girlfriend Apni, Dusro Ki Girlfriend Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mat Puchho Mere Dil Ka Haal Aapke Dil Bhi Bikhar Jayenge Is Liye Nahi Sunate Apne Dil Ka Dard Kisi Ko Ye Sunke To Tanhai Ke Bhi Aansu Nikal Aayenge… ___________________________________________________________________________________ The hardest thing in life is to make a decision when you're too tired to hold on, and in the same time, too in love to let go....!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota Pyar Se Pyara Koi Jazba Nahi hota Pyar Ka Rishta Is Liye Chupana Padta Hai ♥ ♥ ♥ Kyun Ke Sacha Pyar Logo Se Bardasht Nahi Hota….. ♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ Pal Pal Tumhari Yaad Mein Aahey Bhara Karte Hain Dartey Hain Kahin Tum Mujhe Bhool Na Jaao Isi Liye Har 2-3 Ghante Mein Tumhe Miss Call Kiya Kartey Hain Mere Pagalpan Ki Koi Had Nahi, Tumhe Hum Itna Miss Kiya Kartey Hain Ke Jab Bhi Tumhari Yaad Aaye Toh Tumhara Photo Leke Usey Kiss Kiya Kartey Hain.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Hmse koi gila ho jaye to maf karna.Yad na kar paye to maf karna.Dil se hm apko kabhi bhulayega nhi pr ye dil hi ruk jaye to maf karna _____________________________________________________________________________________ A guy prints N pastes his prayers on d wall N at bedtime he points at dem N says: "Lord pls read dem, m feeling sleepy." ____________________________________________________________________________________ Everybody Wishes ToGo Back & Repair Their PAST,which is impossible. But,Nobody is prepared To Construct Their FUTURE, Which is Possible :) ___________________________________________________________________________________ Meri har baat tere lab se adaa hoti hai jo baat DIL se niklti hai DUA hoti hai log milte hain mil kar bichar jate hain kya yehi cahne walon ki SAZA hoti hAi ____________________________________________________________________________________ A Complicated Thought: "The saddest things in Life are the Happiest moments of the past which seems unlikely to happen again in Life time. ________________________________________________________________________________ Your account has been successfully recharged with My Care,My Love and My Prayers.Please pay just`1` Beautiful SMILe. good morning. _________________________________________________________________________________ Confidence come not from always being right, but from not fearing to be wrong. ________________________________________________________________________________ Jb tk zinda ho usse pyar krta rhunga Mar b gya toh koi baat ni marne k baad b uska intezar krta rhunga... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. ___________________________________________________________________________________ GoLdeN TruTh: If Ur Happy You Will ReMemBer The PerSon WhOm YoU LoVe. But If Ur Sad YoU Will ReMemBer The PerSon Who LoVes YoU..!! :) _____________________________________________________________________________________ Jadu Hai Teri Har Ek Baat Me Yaad Bahut Aate Ho Din Aur Raat Me, Kal Jab Dekha Tha Mene Sapna Raat Me Tab Bhi Aap ka Hi Hath Tha Mere Hath Me.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ When u want 2 enjoy life Think today as ur life's First day When you want to achieve something in life Think today as your life's Last day! ~ Go_0D NighT ~ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Trust not yourself, but your defects to know, make use of every friend and every foe. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Talsh he ek aise Shakhs ki, Jo Ankho me us wqt dard dekh le. Jb dunia hmse kehti h.--"kya yaar tum hamesha haste hi rhte ho...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say. Girl: What? Boy: I ♥ U Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words? Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One.♥ ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Most Humiliated Lines Ever Said By Me, "Your Intelligence.! Is My Common Sense." __________________________________________________________________________________ Meri sanso se shikwa karta ho chup chup ke chahat ka sauda karte ho, Tum hi socho yeh kaise majboori hai, Mujh main rahkar mujhse parda karte ho... ______________________________________________________________________________________ A Beautiful Relatiönship does'nt depend on how well v understand sømeone bt It depend on how well v Avoid the Miss understanding. _________________________________________________________________________________ FACT..!! We can save many relations, if we understand a simple fact that, people are not DIFFICULT, they are DIFFERENT...!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Small but Very Gr8 Thought: "When U r the owner of ur smile, then No one can make u cry without ur permission...**** ____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Don't mix ur words with ur mood, B'coz, You will have many options, To change ur mood, But, You wil never have any option To replace the spoken words. ___________________________________________________________________________________ ♥ Man Wants A Perfect Woman... And Woman Wants A Perfect Man... But They Both Don't Know That... GOD Created Them To Complete Each other ♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ ‎5 signs to be a engineering student.. 1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course.. 2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai.. 3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya?? 4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke 'ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega' 5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu.. :P:P ________________________________________________________________________________ Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent the?" Boy:"Girlfriend se milne gaya tha. "Teacher:"Kiss liye?" Boy:Yes miss,bohat liye ;) ____________________________________________________________________________________ Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi Ka Dard Jab Had Se Gujar Jata Hai, Samundar Ka Pani Akho Me Utar Ata Hai, Koi Bana Leta Hai Ret Pe Ghar Kisi Ka Lehro Me Sab Kuch Bikhar Jata Hai... ____________________________________________________________________________________ A Big Difference Between School & College: . . In School If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On Last Bench.. . . . But In College If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ ♥ CUTEST PROPOSAL By A Boy ♥ Boy: Can U Plz Close Ur Eyes For A Moment? Girl: Ok, Done Boy: Thanks, What A Darkness Isn't It? Girl: Yeah Boy: That Is My Life Without U..!♥♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ JAb Ladka Ulti kare to maa bolti hai : kaha se pee k aya hai kaminey.. . . . . Or jab Ladki Ulti kare to . maa: kaun tha vo kameena... . . . . Saala-ulti koi b kare . kamine hamesha bechare hum ladke hi hote hain.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Hum wo ENGINEER Nahi Hai Jinko Hatho "me AC ya DC se jhatke Lagjathe Hai. Hum" to un Me Se Hai Jo . . SHORT- CIRCUIT Se "GOLD FLAKE" Jalate Hai...... __________________________________________________________________________________ Koi Samjhe Na Humko Beshak Par Aap To Samjhte Hain, Apna Banate Hain Mere Har Gam Ko Tabhi To Hum Sambhalte Hain, Khuda Har Ek Khushi De Aapko Har Ek Gam Humko Naseeb Ho, Bas Yahi Dil Mei Sochkar Har Ek Dua Karte Hain… ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kaise bayan karu alfaz nahi hai, Dard ka mere Tuje ehsas nahi hai, Puchte hain sub tumhe kya dard hai, Dard ye hai ki wo ab mere pass nahi hai.. __________________________________________________________________________________ Har Jazbaat ko Zuban Nahi Milti, Har Aarzu Ko Dua Nahi Milti. Hanste Raho to Duniya Rahti Hai Sath, Ansuon Ko to Ankho me Bhi Panaah Nahi Milti” __________________________________________________________________________________ Chup rehte hai k koi khafa na ho jaye, hamse koi rusva na ho jaye, badi mushkil se koi apna lagne laga hai, darte hai ki milne se pehle hi koi juda na ho jaye… _____________________________________________________________________________________ If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we’ll win every fight :) ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai… +___________________________________________________________________________________ Jin k Dil Pe Lagti hy Wo Ankho se Nhi Rote Jo Apno k Nhi hue Wo kisi k Nhi hote, Waqt Ne Mujhe Aksar Ye Sekhaya hy Khwab To0t Jate hein Pr Poorey Nhi hote. __________________________________________________________________________________ Memories are so stupid.. That the ordinary people makes you laugh and the special people always make you cry. ___________________________________________________________________________________ No one in this world is pure & perfect if u avoid the people for their mistakes you will always be alone in this world, So judge less & love more _____________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and just go where you're heart takes you. Sometimes you have to watch the broken pieces fall, no matter how much you want to fix them. Sometimes you have to let someone walk away, even though you want them to stay... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Love is when you sit beside someone doing nothing, Yet you feel perfectly happy and alive.....♥ ♥ ♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ Wife-Chalo Na Aaj Sunday He Bahar Chalte Hai Or Driving Mai Karti Hu. Husband-Ahha! Matlab Jayenge Car Me Or Ayenge Kal Ke AKHBAAR Me. _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Worrying Doesn't Reduce Yesterdays Sorrows, But It Empties Todays Strength". So DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY & Make Others Happy. _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Don’t let someone hide behind their repeated apologies and gifts... Flowers die and the gifts gather dust, the one who is worth your Love will never have to buy your love back." ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"There are two things over which you have Complete Dominion, authority and Control. Your mind and your mouth." _____________________________________________________________________________________ See a mistake as just a mistake! Not as mine or his! Mine brings guilt.. His brings anger.. Only REALISATION brings IMPROVEMENT !!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila..? Pappu: Miss yehi ki.. Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai. :D Miss: Shut up & get out..! Babloo: Miss mein bataon..? Miss: Very good, batao.. Babloo: Miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D Miss: You also get out..! Shamu: Miss mein bataon..? Miss: I think you are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. Shamu: Miss Doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai! Miss: You also get out..! Guddu: Miss mein bataon..? Miss: HAAN BATAO... Guddu: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-) Students Rock..!!! LolzźZ... :D ______________________________________________________________________________________ I am not a perfect 0ne...! I can make mistakes anytym...! Bt still,I luv thoz ppl who stay wid me aftr knowing da real personality behind me.... ________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"HELP Is a Very Expensive Gift, So Don't Expect it from everyone,B'coz very few people are "Rich"by Heart.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Some people hurt by words & som by action.. But the biggest hurt I believe z dat Sm1 start ignoring u Wen u value them More dan anything else.. :( _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎''A Girl when she's a daughter Her 1st hero is her Father, When she's a Sister, his Strength is her Brother, When she's a wife, her whole life is for her husband, When she is a Mother, Heaven Falls under her Foot.'' ''Respect Girls-They are the 1 who gave u birth'' ___________________________________________________________________________________ A girl is like a doll. You can dress her. . Undress her. . play her & use her but remember. . Bt remember a REAL MAN doesn't play with dolls : ______________________________________________________________________________________ A man asked Lord Buddha "I want happiness" Lord Buddha said first remove "I" that's ego. Then remove "want" that's desire. see now you are left with only "HAPPINESS" ______________________________________________________________________________________ Every day, think as you wake up, today I am fortunate to be alive, I am not going to waste it. I am going to use all my energies to develop myself, to expand my heart out of others.....to achieve enlightenment for the benefit of all beings. I am going to have kind thoughts towards others, I am not going to get angry or think badly about others. I am going to benefit others as much as I can.......! ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Forgiving is one of the most difficult things for a human being to do, but I think it means looking at some slight you feel, putting yourself in the position of the other person, and wiping away any sort of resentment and antagonism you feel toward them. Then let that other person know that everything is perfectly friendly and normal between you. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kirpa Teri Hoti Hai, par Dikhti nhi ! Takleef Aati hai, Per Tikkti nhi ! Tera saya hai sada saath Mere SATGURU ! Teri Daya ki Nazar padti hai per Dikhti nhi...... __________________________________________________________________________________ Boy: How will you feel if I hug you... Girl: I’ll feel happy... Boy: WHY... Girl: Coz, that will make you realize that what you feel in my arms you can’t feel anywhere else... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nice thought" Who should be blamed if a leaf falls from a tree?? Is it d wind that blew it away?? OrThe tree that let it go?? Or Is it d leaf who grew tired holding on?? Life unfolds a lot of misunderstandings everyday.. Its upto us to solve it! or leave it! or live with it. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Seven things girls do in an exam hall.... . . 1. Write... 2. Stuck hair behind ears... . 3. Again write... . 4. Change the empty refill... . 5. Again Write... . 6. Ask for extra sheet... . 7. Again keep writing... . . . Seven things boys do in an exam Hall.... . . 1. Count the no. of girls.... . 2. Check out the young lady Supervisor.... . 3. Counting how many windows and doors... . 4. Revising the location of cheat's in the pockets.... . 5. Seeing the brand name of a pen.... . 6. Waiting for the time, to get out of here.... . 7. Think to study well at least for next exam.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jindagi...yaani kya?"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai. 1 Table..":)? Jindagi...yaani kya ? "1 innova car, 7 dost,aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta" Jindagi...yaani kya? "1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..":)? Jindagi...yaani kya ? "school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill pr hone wala jhgda.."? Jindagi...yaani kya? "Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sry kehne par 1 aur gaali". Jindagi...yaani kya? "Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane doston ki yaad, 1sms Dhundli padi kuch bhigi yadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu". In short zindagi matlab Sirf "DOSTI" ___________________________________________________________________________________ 8 best moments in life 1> Giving the 1st salary to ur parents. 2> Thinking your love with tears. 3> Looking old photos & smiling. 4> A sweet & emotional chat with friends 5> Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk. 6> Getting a hug from one who cares you. 7> 1st kiss to your child when he /she is born. 8> The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh. Wish u all such gr8 moments! Have a wonderful life!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ The Day When You Fall In Love With Someone... You Think Is The Happiest.. Day Of Your Life... But... Actually You Become The Weakest Person... Who Cannot Live Without that Someone... ♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ What does goodbye really mean? Is it just letting you go? Telling you I can’t love you anymore? I guess. But goodbye simply means, “I love you but I have to sacrifice" _________________________________________________________________________________ RelatOinships are like a "BOOK" It takes a few seconds to "BURN" But It takes years to "WRITE" So write it "CAREFULLY" & never let it "BURN" !! ♥ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Great line by lord krishna.. "Dil me chahat ka hona bhi lazmi hai...... ...... Warna Yaad To "Dushman BHi Roj Kiya Karte Hai".. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With Me, WhoDo You Like? ... Boy: No One. I Love Someone. Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I've Loved Her, Ever Since I Met Her. Girl: Really? Well, Since We're Best Friends, I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her. Boy: Oh Okay. *Boy Takes Out His Phone,Dials Her Number And Phones Her..* Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think I'm Getting A Call. *Answers The Phone* Boy: I Love You ___________________________________________________________________________________ Hichkichate hue milte the jin dosto se, Kya pata tha wahi itne ache dost ban jayenge, kuch yaad rhe na rhe jindagi mei par ye dost hamesha yaad aayenge!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys When Girls Don't Reply Them ... . . . . . . "Main Toh Hu Hi Boring, koi Nahi Bolta... Koi Baat Nahi Reh Lenge Hum Aisai Dhuki.. Tum Bhi kar do Ignore, hu hi Gatiya.. After 5 mints.. Atleast ek reply to kar deti.. . . Aftr 10 mints.. Aaj ke Baad kabhi Disturb Nahi karunga... Be Happy... ___________________________________________________________________________________ When I first saw you, you took my breath away. When i first talked to u , I couldn't think. When i asked u out, u couldn't respond. When you touched me, I got shivers all through my body. And when we first kissed, I floated away in my dream ____________________________________________________________________________________ A very interesting thought: "No matter how much a woman criticises her husband's judgement, She never questions his choice of wife..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive.” _____________________________________________________________________________________ It must`ve ben so hard on u I`m sorry 4 all I put u through I`m sorry 4 da helping hand I didn`t lend I wish I`d been a better frnd. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tere saath baate karte karte waqt yu hi gujar gaya, Door hokar bhi dost, tera pyar dil ko chhu gaya, Ji liya he maine un har lamho ko, Kal ka kya pata tha dekho waqt kaha chala gaya. __________________________________________________________________________________ Never worry about when what you do isn't enough for someone. You doing your best is all the satisfaction you need. Do your best, give your best and know that in doing so you'll enhance the quality of your life ____________________________________________________________________________________ Uski Gali Se Nikla Karte The To Kisi Ko Khabar Na Thi.. >Yaaro, Par Usne Mud Mud Ke Dekh Kar Badnaam Kar Diya..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ What''s Marriage! . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil k sab armano ko daba rakha hai, Dard is dil ka duniya se chupa rakha hai. Jane kb sath chod jayen saansen meri, Jane kiski duaon ne bacha rakha hai... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Distance never separate any relation.. Time never build any relation.. If feelings r true from heart.. Then friends r always friends 4ever. Happy noon. __________________________________________________________________________________ If i were a "TEAR" in yOur eye i wOldd roll down onto yOur lips...But if yOu were a "TEAR" in my eye i wOuld never cry as i wOuld be afraid 2 lose u.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Boy & Girl Kiss kar Rahe The,Ladki Ke Baap Ne Unhe Dekh Liya.. Baap Ki Call Aayi: Kaha Ho? Girl-Papa Biology Ka Practical Kar Rahi Hu.. Baap:Beti Practical Itna Bhi Na Kariyo Ke Exam Se Pehle Hi Result Aa Jaye... __________________________________________________________________________________ Evey day that I don't see her , is a day not worth remembering . . Bcoz ever since I first saw her , she defines my life . . _____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't try too much to search for the good person in this world, instead try to make yourself the best so that your act may end someone else's search. ________________________________________________________________________________ Every proble...m in life has a gift inside... So don't get upset when you face problem... It may have more beautiful ending than your expectation ___________________________________________________________________________________ KAASHHH Dil Me Agar"CPU"Hota To ?- sabhi Yadoon Ko Save Ker Leta, . Dimaag Me Agar"Printer"Hota To ?- Khayaalo Ka"PRINT oUT"Nikal Dete, . Dharkan Me Agar"PEN DRIVE"Hoti To ?- Zindagi Ka Backup Le Leta, . Mann Me Agar"BLUETOOTH"Hota To ?- Batoon Ko Transfer Kar Leta, . Ankhon Me Agar"WEBCAm"Hota To ?- Tasviron Ko Recive ker Leta, . Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek"COMPUTER"Hoti ?- TOh Restart Ker Leta... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎''cutest romance'' A boy and a girl of class nursery kissing by lips... Suddenly teacher comes. Teacher-What's up ? Boy- teacher she ate my candy i was getting it back :) ♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ Life ends when you stop "DREAMING", hope ends when you stop "BELIEVING" and love ends when you stop "CARING". So dream hope and love...Makes Life "BEAUTIFUL"... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tarapte Woh Hai Jinko Koi Ehsaas Ho, Dur Kar Ke Duaa Karte Hai Kash Vo Mere Pass Ho. Yeh Judai Ke Pal Khud Ruthe Hai Tumhari Yaad Me, Fariyad Karte Hai Dard Ka Bhi Insaaf Ho... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎7 Most beautiful Promises that everyone wants from a Lover 7 I am daily going to wish you good morning♥ 6 I will take care of our families ♥ 5 I will always hug you, at least 10 times in a day♥ 4 I will understand you and always talk to you♥ 3 If we fight, or had some argument we will talk only by hugging each other ♥ 2 I will never escape a single day without kissing you ♥ 1 I will always love you without any reason ♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ae Dost Kbhi Ziker-e-Judai Na Karna,♥ Mere Bhrose Ko Ruswa Na Karna.♥ Dil Me Tere Koi Or Bus Jaye To Bta Dena,♥ Mere Dil Me Rahkar Bewafai Mat Karna.♥ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Dil Jalakar Mera Muskradete Hain, Apni Aadat Se Kab Baaz Aate Hain, Puchh Lete Hain Har Raaz Mujhse Mera, Apni Har Baat Mujhse Chupaten Hain.... __________________________________________________________________________________ True Lines:- We can forget the life which we lived before, But it is very painful to forget the life which we were dreaming to live.! ____________________________________________________________________________________ ♥ Dedicated to all girls !! ♥♥ Why girls get married and go 2 a strangers home ... ?♥♥ Coz they are blessed angles of the Almighty,♥ ♥ After filling their Own home wid colour Of Happiness, they go away 2 colour Others home,♥♥ Realize the values Of girls n respect them ... ♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Hug Coupon" Hugs are fat-free sugar-free and require no batteries. Hug reduce blood pressure body temperature and heart rate and help relieve pain and depression.....♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ The most wonderful news in school life .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher Is Absent ♥ ___________________________________________________________________________________ If the road is beautiful....then worry about the destination, But if the destination is beautiful......then don’t worry about the road.. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Kya faida kisi ko chahne ka ,, Kya faida kisi ki yaadon me aansuo ko bahane ka ,, Jo samjhe na kisi k dil me base pyar ko ,, Kya faida uske pyar me qurbaan hone ka . ____________________________________________________________________________________ Phoolo se khushboo churayi nahi jati, Suraj se roshni chhipayi nahi jati, Kitni bhi door kyo na ho tum, Dosti me aap jaisi dost ki dosti bhulayi nahi jati. .. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil Ki Baat Chhupana Aata Nhi, Kisi Ka Dil Dukhana Aata Nhi, Aap Sochte He Hum Bhul Gaye Apko, Par Kuchh Achhe Dosto Ko Bhulana Humko Aata Nahi…. __________________________________________________________________________________ Wo Ladki aaj bhi Garmi me mar rahi hai. . . . . . Jisko Maine ek bar kaha tha ki.. ? ? ? ? . . . . . . . Tum is sweater me Katrina" lagti ho..!! :D:P __________________________________________________________________________________ Hath Pkad K Rok Lete Unhe Agr Un Pe Mera Koi Zor Hota Na Rote Hum Bi Unk Liye Paglo K Tarah Agr Hamari Zindagi Me Unke Siwa Koi Aur Hota... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Present Technology of dis Funny World: "Lemon Juices r Made Frm Artificial Flavours. & Dish Wash Liquids r made wid Real Lemons.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mohabbat karna kisi ki shaan hai.♥ Mohabbat pana kisika armaan hai.♥ Har insaan ke paas ek hi jaan hai,♥ magar ghut ghut ke jeena hi to ashiqo ka pehchan hai.♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ “You have enormous untapped power that you will probably never tap, because most people never run far enough on their first wind to ever find they have a second.” ___________________________________________________________________________________ “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Don’t love GOD like a flower, Because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river, Because a river flows forever... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mila Wo B Nahi Karte, Mila Hum B Nahi Karte Wafa Wo B Nahi Karte, Wafa Hum B Nahi Karte Unhein Ruswai Ka Dukh, Hamein Tanhai Ka Darr Gila Wo B Nahi Karte, Shikwa Hum B Nahi Karte Kisi Morr Per Takrao Ho Jata Hai Aksar Ruka Wo B Nahi Karte, Thera Hum B Nahi Karte Jab B Dekhte Hain Unhein, Sochte Hain Kuch Kahein Unse Suna Wo B Nahi Karte, Kaha Hum B Nahi Karte Lekin! Ye B Sach Hai K Mohabbat Unhain B Hai Izhaar Wo B Nahi Karte, Kaha Hum B Nahi Karte... _____________________________________________________________________________________ I`m proud 2 being ur friend bcoz U are. E+D+i+O+T E=EFFICENTD=DESCENTI=INTELLIGENTO=OBSERVER T=TALENTED So i say u again u r great EDIOT. __________________________________________________________________________________ “Happiness is not a destination: it is a manner of traveling. Happiness is not an end in itself. It is a by-product of working, playing, loving and living.” ___________________________________________________________________________________ Never forget your friends when ur in a relationship. If you get too involved and neglect your friends,you`ll always lose them. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Humse Dosti Nibhate Rehna Har Mod Par Aazmate Rehna, Lekin Door Kabhi Mat Hona, Chahe Sari Umr Bhar Satate Rehna…. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Chup Chup Ke MOHABBAT Kya Karna Is BEDARD Zamane Se Kya Darna.! MAUT To Aani Hai Sabko Ek Din MAGAR MOHABBAT Kiye Bagair Kya Marna..!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ whistle baby... Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close...♥ Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go..... :P ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tears In Eyes While Missing Someone... And The Worst Part Is You Can`t Even Describe That Feeling In Words.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ For a nice friend "nice morning".. For a sweet friend "sweet morning" For a loving friend "lovely morning" For a Good friend "Good Morning" ________________________________________________________________________________ I asked life- "why r uh so difficult ?" life smiled and said, "you people never appriciate easy thngs " ____________________________________________________________________________________ School ki life 12th tak College ki life final year tak Love ki life shadi tak But humari dosti 30th February tak Saala aayega hi nahi toh todenge kese? ____________________________________________________________________________________ ek Ladka Or Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Kyu Nahi Samaj Pate, Kyoki God Ne Ladke Ko Acha Dimag Diya Hai, Or Ladki Ko Acha Dil Magar Ladki Dimag Se Sochti Hai,Or Ladka Dil Se....... _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Pori Raat Jagnay Ka Faida, Subha Uth Kar Brush Nahi Karna Parta" Save Ur Tooth Paste, A Public Message 4rm HAKEEM MASTANAY Bagher dant wale... Good morning frnds.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ agar aap ki Girlfriend S-mart I-ntelligent S-weet T-alented E-motional R-omantic hai to aap short mein use SISTER bhi keh sakte hain.- ____________________________________________________________________________________ There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format _____________________________________________________________________________________ Touching Story:::: Must Read..:) Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Pari Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata..." ___________________________________________________________________________________ Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 49. Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned? Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now .. ____________________________________________________________________________________ A boy kils DEER & cooks it & dsnt tell frnz wht it is He givs a clue "Its what my gf calls Me!" . . A Frnd screamed: "Koi mat khana re, KUTTA he! Gudngt ___________________________________________________________________________________ Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota Pyar Se Pyara Koi Jazba Nahi hota Pyar Ka Rishta Is Liye Chupana Padta Hai Kyun Ke Sacha Pyar Logo Se Bardasht Nahi Hota… ____________________________________________________________________________________ Attitude during exams- "They gave questions which we dont know... So we wrote answers which they dont know...!!" Our life.. our rules....! ___________________________________________________________________________________ For You My Friends.., Din Ka Ujala Ho Ya Raat Ki Khamoshi.., aapki Yaad Tanha Hone Nahi Deti. Khuda Ne diya Hai Aap Doston ka Sath.., Bas Yhi Khushi Kabhi Akela Hone nahi deti.,_____________ _______________________________________________________________________________ Bin baat ke hi ruthne ki aadat h, kisi apne ka sath paane ki aadat hai, tu khush rahe, mera kya hai main to aaina hu mujhe to toot jaane ki aadat hai.. _________________________________________________________________________________________________- boy proposd a girl........ 1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan de skta hoon Girl: Wo to sab kehtey hain 2nd: Main tumhare liye chand taarey tor kr la sakta hoon Girl: Purana dailouge hai 3rd: Main tumhe apna Facebook password de sakta hoon Girl Ankho mai ansu k sath: Pagal itna chahte ho muje....? ________________________________________________________________BOY: Kya me tumhe Pyara lagta hun? . GIRL . Nhi . BOY. kya tum mere 7 rahna chahti ho? . GIRL. Nhi . BOY. Agr mai mar jaon to tm roo gi? . GIRL. Nhi . Larka bahut udas ho gaya use bahut dukh huwa or wo rone laga.. . Larki ne use apne Karib kiya Or kaha . Tum Pyare nhi bahut Khubsurat ho . Mai tumhare 7 rahna nhi balki Jeena chahti hun . Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi ♥ __________________________________________________________________________ L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life.... _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Шїтноцт Уоц му мїиd $тоp$ тнїикїйg… шїтноцт уоц му lїp$ $тоp $pёaкїйg… щїтноцт уоц му иїgнт aяє $lєєplё$$… шїтноцт уоц му єує$ $тоp dґёaмїиg… щїтноцт уоц му єaґ$ $тоp нёaяїйg… щїтноцт уоц му нєaґт Ьёaт$ їй dї$тяё$$... ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When a girl cries for a boy It means She misses him alot But When a boy cries for a girl It means No one in this world can love the girl More than that boy..!♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Boys require 100% talent to get a job. . . . . But girls require only 4% . . . . .AND . . . . . . . . . Remaining ( ) ) ( ( ) . . . . Struggle bahut hai boys... Padh Lo ____________________________________________________________________________________ ek din pyaar aur dosti mile, pyar ne puchha"Mere hote hue tumhara kiya kaam hai" Dosti boli"Mai un hoto pe hasi lati hun jin aankho me tum aansu chhod jate ho.... __________________________________________________________________________________________santa in a jail, wo b bina kasoor kiye !!! ! Police : Jail me kaise ana hua ? Santa : Media wali Ladki ki waja se !!! Police : Woh kaise ? Santa: Uske T-Shirt par likha tha'PRESS'to maine daba dia :....p:. _______________________________________________________________________________________________