Mobile SMS 18/9/12 - 12/12/12

आदर आहे, शंका नाही पण समाधान आहे, पैसा नाही पण श्रीमंती आहे,प्रखर नाही पण तेजस्वी आहे, गर्वाने म्हणतो मी “लेवापाटील” आहे _______________________________________________________________________________ Ironic bu Comedy...!! Every comedy thing you share with ur parents turns into a serious lecture for U...!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ ATTiTude MaTTers: I dont care if people dont like me... Afterall I am not FACEBOOK STATUS to be liked....!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ Udas hu pa us se naraz nahi, Vo dil me hai par mere sath nahi, Jhuth kahu to kuch hai mere pass or sach kahu to uske siwa kuch b khass nahi... ______________________________________________________________________________________ Snta ne apni BHABHI ko khub mara Logo ne pucha Q? Snta - Yaar, mai jise b puchta hu ki tum phone pe kise bat kr rhe ho? Hr koi kehta h TERI BHABHI se ___________________________________________________________________________________ If sum1 steps on ur foot n asks:"Did I hurt U?" Step on theirs harder n ask... 'can U feel my answer..? Sumtimes its good to b Stupid... _______________________________________________________________________________________ Santa ne 1 khubsurat ladki ko pucha aap kaha rehti ho??? . Ladki - M.G.Road . . Santa - Itni khubsurat ho kar b road par rehti ho Mere ghar chalo ____________________________________________________________________________________ "U cant upload Luv & U can't download time... Google can't give all d ans in life... So just LoGin to reality & U will like d status of ur Life... ______________________________________________________________________________________ ----- aur ----- kran koi tumse sikhe 1.ZID 2.LOVE 3.FLIRT 4.RESPECT 5.BATEIN 6.DOSTI 7.NAFRAT 8.IGNORE 9.MASTI Choose two words for me.... Plz honestly Plz request Arz kiya hai- Dil he sachcha or dimaag he kacha..!! Dil he sachcha or dimag he kachcha...!! Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya baat he bachha..!?? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Small but very effective fact dedicated to students lyf- Whn a teacer says get out of class it simply means U hav won the argument!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ So true..... Behind every succesful love there is a friendship..! But,behind every separated friendship there is a LOVE..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Whenever U speak to ur dear ones, After the talk u'll surely feel "Oh I forgot to tell smthng" These 'somthngs' give continuity to NICE RELATION ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fact - USA scientists have proved dat there r 7532648156489105400 people in da world who r too lazy 2 read the above no. Like U did Now don't Smile ________________________________________________________________________________ Every1 Say,"U can win over ur Enemy by Love" Bt the real is "Luc is the biggest enemy of life when it hurts" ____________________________________________________________________________________ In ankho ko samjne wala chahie Rote hue dilko hasane wala chahie Yu to mil jate he pyar jatane wale bahut Par hme to pyar nibhane wala chahie ___________________________________________________________________________________ Santa:Should I buy Tickets for my children? Conductor:Yes! Only if they are above 8 SAnta: Thank God I have only 6 children...... __________________________________________________________________________________ If U want 2 njoy anthng, always think 2day is the 1st day... But if U waqnt 2 achieve anythng, think 2day is the last day..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Chocolates melts in Sunlight.... So pls dont walk in sunllight othrwiseI'll lose a sweet person like U I know this is too much Bt wht to do msg's are free again ____________________________________________________________________________________ Attitude for life - Log hamare bare me kya sochte hain, Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir log kya sochenge........? _____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't love the person who enjoys with You... Love the person who really suffers with you... Bcoz The pain of real love can never be defined...! ___________________________________________________________________________________ True Lines: Poor man runs 4 his daily food, While a rich man runs digest his daily food" What A WORLD...? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fantastic Meanings : CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.! MARRIAGE : It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.! YAWN : The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST : A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway : "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills. _____________________________________________________________________________________ I Like everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i Love only one I Live for everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i breath only for One I talk to everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i share everything to Only One I smile with everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But my smile is for only One I am for everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i Belong to onLy One & that ONE is ONLY YOU... ___________________________________________________________________________________ A girl never express her liking for a boy Thinking boy should express first . . And .... . A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend That’s why love stories end before it starts....!!!! ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Pass this to your friends & see how many fruits you get. APPLE : You should improve your nature.. ORANGE : You are different from others.. PINEAPPLE : I like when you tease me.. GUAVA : You are so beautiful & cute.. MANGO : I Love You.. GRAPE : I really enjoy your company.. CHERRY : You are sweet.. BLACKBERRY : It's fun to fight with you.. LEMON : I can't understand your character... Reply, which fruit will you give me.?! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Cute Reply...........!!♥♥♥ DAD : One who wins in love wins life and one who fails in love can win the world . CHILD : But what is the use of winning the world after losing life? ____________________________________________________________________________________ I кησω I cαη ѕєαяcн fσя уσυ ιη му нєαят, ωнєη I мιѕѕ уσυ, вυт ѕσмєтιмєѕ, I ωιѕн тнαт уσυ cσυld rєαllу вє нєяє, ѕσ тнαт I cαη ωнιѕρєя, "I Lσνє уσυ," ιη уσυя єαя.. ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ jindagi ki kimaat saans se pucho, umeed ki keemat ek jhuti aans se pucho, dharti ki pyaas barsaat se pucho, aap humari jindagi me kya keemat rakhte hain, ye humse nhi ek baar aiina dekho or apne aap se pucho..........:) _____________________________________________________________________________________ Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya, Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain, Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya, Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain…:) ___________________________________________________________________________________ Gehri thi raat, lakin hum khoye nahi, Dard bahoot tha dil mein, lakin hum roye nahi, Koi nahi hamara jo puche humse, Jag rahe ho kisi ke liye, ya kisi ke liye soye hi nahi..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kash Teri tanhaiyon me mai shareek ho jaun, Kash Tera mai naseeb ho jaun, Na rahe kisi aur ki aarzu tumko, Kash Itna mai tere kareeb ho jaun. G('_')('_')D MøRnInG. . ____________________________________________________________________________________ Time is the most elastic element of world because it increases the waiting for someone and decreases the hours when we are enjoying with someone. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Yeh dil bahut udaas H Koi pna nhi Paas H Hr waqt boring sa ehsaas H Jara apni Girlfriend ka number dena Suna hai maal bahut JHAKAAAAS hai....!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Police asked thief :Y U stole 3 times in the same store? Theif replied: I stole one dress 4 my wife & I went to change it twice.. Women U know how they R...!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Awesome Quotes: "Life sometimes bcums so selfish that it wants evrything N while trying for everything we miss someone who is worth Everything" _________________________________________________________________________________ Good Day is not creatd by God, Not designed by ur parents Not prepared ny U Good Day is made only by The Britania company "Ting tin tiding" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Greatest Insult ofboys in Zoology Lab A student complained: "Sir my frog is pregnant" Sir Replied: Sala tumpe to vishwas krke Ek mendhak b ni de sakte _____________________________________________________________________________________ Select any animal then i will reply u ki aap padhai me kitna aage badh sakte ho.... 1.Parrot 2.Peacock 3.Owl 4.Eagle 5.Crow Plz Reply, m waiting Its interesting... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------VERY GOOD Kya animal choose kiya hai... Kya karoge aage padhkar, jab animal or bird mein fark hi nahi pata Dub maro pani mein __________________________________________________________________________________ My name is dream Now I want ot show U all the sweet collections So, close ur eyes& go to deep sleep ...Don't miss me... C U in Dream ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nothing is old nothing is new, Just a amatter of point of view,enjoy life as happy days r few Bcoz life is a ocean & happy moments r like dew .... __________________________________________________________________________________ Never reject anybody in your life ... Bcoz Good person gives us happiness & bad person gives us experience... Both are essential _____________________________________________________________________________________ What is attachment? "Its when U know that d people U value will not msg U" Bt when d light blinks in ur cell, U see with a feeling that it mgt b their SMS.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Khuda ki Ibadat me wo ek dua hamari hogi Jisme mangi har khusi tumhari hogi Jab B koi Dastak Sunai de dilpe, Samjo wo yaad ki dastak hamari hogi.... ____________________________________________________________________ "True love comes only 1 time with 1 person. If it comes for the second time..., it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Royal Heart Touching Lines about a friend - "I did not explain my frndship Bcoz I hav a friend who can understand even my silence" Good DAY..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ My msgs ae like moon 1day it increases 1day it DEcreases May Be 1day it DISAPPEARS But Nvr "Dies" Any time it comes "BAck" 2 say - I still remember U...! _________________________________________________________________________________ A grt author says- I Love Photos..!! Sum 1 askd why? He replied Bcoz, Photos nvr changes evn whn ppl in it change..! Be like a photo.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Evergreen thought 44 happy Life- "This moment is not permanent in life " Read the above statement whenever U are happy or Sad It works honestly! ________________________________________________________________________________ Udas hu par us se naraz nahi, Vo dil me hai par mere ath nahi, Jhuth kahu to sab kuch hai mere pass Or Sach kahu to uske siwqa kuch b khass nahi _____________________________________________________________________________________ Thought of the day: . . . . Pls Replace . . . . Your . . . . . Toothbrush before it bcomes a sunflower...!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Define LOVE & xplain (10 marks) Def.: A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship btween male & female dat can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided AGE: Usually occurs in teenagers bt nowadays can be found in any age ! SYMPTOMS: Tension, Daydreaming, Insomnia ,Phone Addiction DIAGOSIS BY: Diary, Photos, Mobile TREATMENT: Anti-LOVE therapy by father's shoe or mother's Chappal... __________________________________________________________________________________ I a monkey catches U, What will U Do? . . . . I know..!! U both will hug first, The start crying Its natural if Twins meet after a long time Good dayA very lovely msg- Girl:Duniya ko batado ki tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho? Boy ne girl k kaan me kaha - I LOVE YOU Girl: Tumne kaan me Q kaha? A very lovely reply by boy . . . . . . . Boy: Qki tum hi meri duniya ho..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Be Careful!!! Ur each xpression wil leave an impression +__________________________________________________________________________________ Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka dil raat ko 2 baje b tod sakti H.. . . . . . . . . . . . . The number U have dialed is busy on another call.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ()""() (',') "Hey U !!1 Yes U... The cute one... Holding this phone! Are asleep? Just wanted 2 say Good Night...! ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Mithi Mithi morning" "thanda thanda mausam" "hot hot tea" dil ki har dhadkan says- Very Very good morning.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Love dosn't mean 2 win some1.. But it means 2 lose urself completely 2 some1.. N it is not done by excellence of mind but with purity of heart.. ______________________________________________________________________________ Cut possessiveness- A small girl lukes at her brothers girlfrnd n asks innocently, "Evryday U come to meet my brother, don't U have ur own brother! _________________________________________________________________________ The most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it The most satisfying 2 letter word "WE" Use t The most poisonous 3 letter word "EGO" Kill it The most used 4 letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5 letter word "SMILE" Keep it The fastest spreading 6 letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7 letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable 8 letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9 letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it . _____________________________________________________________________________________ One night when i was thinking about someone, one drop came out from my eye I asked him "Why U came out?" Then he gave a lovely reply to me_ "There is someone so beautiful in your eye that there is no space for me" ____________________________________________________________________________________ A tragic love story: A boy saw a girl in front of his house he proposed her, she agreed, Parents saw d voy with gal, . . @INTERVAL@ . . . MOM:Who's that girl? SON:I love that girl & I ll marry her! . . . . Mom Shocked! . . . @CLIMAX@ . . . DAD:Impossible she's ur sis,U cant marry her . . . . Son shocked1 . . .. @TWIST@ MON:Dont worry Son Ill arrange ur marriage, u r not ur DAD's son! . . . . . Now Dad shocked! . . . @THE END@ . . . . ***SUPERHIT*** _______________________________________________________________________________ Always be good with good but never be bad with the bad... Because U can wash tears with water, but you cannot wash blood with blood.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek bhoot amavas ki raat me 12 baje dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha... Tu dar mat . . . . . Rajnikant Vajnikant jaisa kuch nhi hota! ____________________________________________________________________________________ One day, NASA scientists found somthing is flying in mars, They bcome happy and shouts"LIFE on MARS"LIFE on MArs" Late they found that . . . .. . Rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth..... ____________________________________________________________________________________ GF: MEra koi picha karte rehta hai RAJNI: OK... Nxt DAy GF:Hey where the hell is my shadow???? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil agar CPU hota to sabhi yaadon ko SAVE kar lete... Dimag me agar PRINTER hota to khayalo ka PRINTOUT nikal lete Dhadkan me agar PENDRIVE hoti to zindagi ka backup le lete.. MAn me jo BLUETOOTH hota to baaton ko transfer kar lete... Aankho me jo WEBCAM hota to tasviro ko recceive kar lete Kaash ... Zindgi bhi COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART kar lete... _______________________________________________________________________ Cut lyn by a friend 2 bestfrind: "I love it wen U try to get angry on me & accidently smile ____________________________________________________________________________________ Life never seems to be d way we wnt it , but we LIVE it the best way we can. There is no perfect LIFE bt we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ In hell, a group of people r enjoying so much, GOD:these ppl r enjoying in hell also Y? YAMRAJ: They r frndz, these idiots can adjust anywhere +___________________________________________________________________________________ Thought for romantic Monsoon Aoid meeting ur Girlfrnd during onsoon . . . OTherwise, . . . . She will become . . . . . Mom-Soon _____________________________________________________________________________________ Next generation KG poem- Drinking drinking little bear How I wonder which pub is near Quarter rates are up so high Let's have desi with chana fry _+__________________________________________________________________________________ Beigam to ek bahana tha, Irada Aapko yaad dilana tha, Aap yaad kare ya na kare koi baat nahi, Aapki yaad aati hai bus itna batana tha........ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher :Can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied "NO Never" Boy said to girl "See I told u not to worry " ________________________________________________________________________________ DABANG SMS - Agar tumne hume SMS nahi kiya toh hum tumhare mobile me itne ched karenge ki confuss ho jaoge ke charger kaha lagaye aur headphone kahase ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life never turns the way we want But we live the best way we can There's no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect moments ____________________________________________________________________________________ Stay Happy Today is the heart..........day can u lend me ur heart please to save girls of age 17-19 due to your ...... girls die ___________________________________________________________________________________ Insan apna chehra to khub sajata hai Jis par logo ki NAZAR hoti hai magar Dil ko sajane ki koshish nahi karta Jis par khuda ki NAZAR hoti hai _________________________________________________________________________________ Lyf is little harami & V r little haramkhors When v find sum1 whose haramkhori matches with ours V fall into mutual harampanti ____________________________________________________________________________________ Hey my sweetu-weetu friend Go to ur softy-kofty bed take ur googly-woogly pillow Close ur tiny-miny eyes See cutie-wutie dreams Good Nught _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi ne humse pucha - "Kaise Ho?? Hamne Hans Kar kaha:ZINDGI me gum hain, gum me dard hai, dard me mazaa hai, Aur Hum maze me Hain __________________________________________________________________________________ If U read this I m smart... If u save this , U agree m smart If u 4ward this,u r spreading that m smart If u delete this, u r jealous.. _________________________________________________________________________________ No one can estroy IRON, but its own rust can! Likewise no 1 can destroy us, but our own mindset can! Only our THOUGHTS change our Life!.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Whn I don't get ur SMS, a little pain in my heart A small tear in my eyes, & sadness falls on my face, This is called True & Honest . . . . .. . Nautanki ____________________________________________________________________________________ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 8 logo ko bhejo, 1 alphabet select krne ko bolo Agar koi b word 2 bar mile to apke life partner ka naam usi se start hoga Plz 1 alphabet for me......... ____________________________________________________________________________________ *message unable to display due to cheap handset* Buy a new one...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Sardaar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gay, Qnki bank me likha tha.. . .. "Hum aapke sapno ko hakikat me badalte hai" __________________________________________________________________________________ Mr.See and Mr.Saw One day Mr.See saw sea & Mr.Saw didn't see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & Saw saw see in sea See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea... . . . Dimag kharab hua? Ab forward karke sabka dimag kharab karo... Have a nice day ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kya aap english padh sakte hai- A my THey my THey they my my my They they my A my they my A my they they Na my Chiller nahi hai aage jao _____________________________________________________________________________________ few creative Quotes for girls T-Shirt 1-"Touch here,if u dare" 2-"Weapons of mass destruction" 3-"Looking is free,but touching costs" 4-"Now more tastier n healthier" 5-"Tasted by experts" 6-"2 Hot 2 handle" 7-"Shake well before use" 8-"No 1 can use just once" 9-"Dangerous curve ahead" 10-"My face is 9 inch above from where u stare?" 11-"Did u actually look here to READ this" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jab aap 83% Naraz ho 90% Udas ho 36% Busy ho 12% Tension ho 97% Akele ho To ye sare number jodkar call krna Tume ek acha dost mil jayega __________________________________________________________________________________ Hi, Where r U? I called u 5 times but ur line was busy So plz come in ur balcony I m standing outside ur home My name is moon I just came to say GOOD NIGHT ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rose for red Red for blood Blood for heart, Heart for U, U for me, Send this to all your best friends Including me If U get back, 1-U r poor in relations 2-U need some1 to support 3-Ur friends r 2 many 4-Some1 loves U 5+-Some1 is praying god to marry u Try it.... _________________________________________________________________________________ A friend is a first person who finds the first drop of your tear, catches the second drop, Stops the third drop And Changes d fourth drop into a smile.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is a game ... And if we play the game well we need not come to play more games as we can retire as winners and achieve moksha! Have a peaceful day ahead!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Best msg i have received- Never think that u r alone in this world, Bcoz if u r alone u wud not have received this msg... Smile always, Take care _____________________________________________________________________________________ THOUGHT FOR LIFETIME: THe danger of being lonely is that u will fall easily for the very first person who shows you dat you are not alone..!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ One million copies of book sold because of one printing mistake in the title An IDEA can change your WIFE the correct word was LIFE _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ra.one cha biodata: Ra.1 kay karto?-J.one Ra.1 la konta mahina aavadto?-Shra.one Ra.1 la konta padarth avadto?-Kaal.one Ra.1 cha avadta TV chanel?-Star.one Ra.1 cha avadta number?-ekka.one Ra.1 la honara rog konta?-Hag.one Ra.1 chya bapache naav?-Pa.one Ra.1 kuthe janmala?-Tapo.one Ra.1 cha aavadta khel?-F.one Ra.1 che furniture konte?-Saag.one Ra.1 che SIM konte?-Cell.one Ra.1 che gaav konte?-Maal.one Ra.1 pahayla kiti jan gele?-No.one _________________________________________________________________________________ 1 4 2 6 = I+love+my+friend Send to 10 best friends +ME if I am See Magic in 7 min Your true loverwill message or call you If U ignored, 7 years of BADLUCK.... _+__________________________________________________________________________________ Two BEAutiful Sentences:- "Give time to some one who makes you Happy, But give more time to someone who can't be hapy without ULike me dear.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Understanding a girl This is like downloading a 4GB file At the speed of 2kbps Which ends up.. In a error at 99% Completed _____________________________________________________________________________________ Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twitter pe mom-dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course ho gaya ____________________________________________________________________________________ DUNIA me kabhi ache insaan ki tallash me mat nikalna . . . . Q ki . . . . Aaj kal dhup hai aur main bahar kam nikalta hu...Ok ___________________________________________________________________________________ Maine ek Dr. se pucha:"Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai?" Fantastic jawaab mila:"Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai.... __________________________________________________________________________________ R you waiting for my message? So sweet...! Bas fukat ke message ka hi wait karo ... Khud kabhi msg mat karo ____________________________________________________________________________________ MAM-Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hah pe kiss kare or 2nd lesson wale gaal pe ek baccha: Man, Bistar bicha lo MAM: Q? Baccha: Mujhe puri book yaad hai... ____________________________________________________________________________________ I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOGA!!! Aap bhi kiya karo Its good for health Jai Baba Ramdev _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ppl who meet U in d jorney of lyf expect a lot of things 4m U, But there r some idiots who exect nothing more tha "U" Thay are the best part of our life... ____________________________________________________________________________________ There'z always ONE person in our life To whom v give endless second chances" THe reason is that - . . . We don't know how 2 hate them as much v love them! _____________________________________________________________________________________ A lady calls Santa for repairing a doorbell Santa doesn't turnup for 4 days Lady calls again , Santa replies: I'm coming daily I press bell but no1 comes out _________________________________________________________________________________ True friends never leave each other Sometime they fight, argue,they may sit quiet But in their heart they always say, I'm still here 4 u... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Girls are over imaginative.. A boy sends a text Boy:Hey Girl(to hrself):OMG..he just txtd me..I wondr wat he wnts..may be he jst wnts to talk..or may be he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should jst answr him, dnt wnt to keep him waitin.. well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..no,thats too obvious.Could this mean he's into me? Or is he jst bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back.Who said that I even liked him?Huh..I'm gona text back now.Should I reply hi or hey.Hey with 3 y's? No that's stupid.2 y's work.He won't know if I did it on pur[ose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.Breathe in,breathe out Girl:Heyy !! Boy:Plz mark my attendance at college!!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Definition of TODAY T-The O-Opportunity To D-Do A-Any work better than Y-Yesterday ! May your each TODAY be better that each YEsterday.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek din maine bhagwan se puchha, tu q mujse har chiz chhinta rehta hai? Bhagwaan ne haskar jawab diya, q k tera mangne ka andaz mujhe pasand hai.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tis msg is made 4 u, Apke pas dimag hai ,Chalta nahi alag baat hai, Aap smart ho, Koi mnta nahi alag baat hai, Aap shareef ho, Lagte nahi alag baat hai, Kaafi izzat hai aapki, koi karta nahi alag baat hai, Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,phir bhi msg padh rahe ho, kya baat hai... Ha..Ha..Ha.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Who i am? 1.CAKE [Soft nature] 2.ICE CREAM [Cool+Confident] 3.CHOCOLATE [sweet+clever] 4.COLD DRINK [Flirty+Attitude] 5.CANDY [Talkative+Intelligent] 6.BISCUITS [Innocent+cute+shy] 7.PIZZA [bold+proudy+pretty] 8.TEA [Naughty+romantic+ziddi] Plz reply me i am waiting... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Duniya me kabhi acche insaan ki talash me mat nikalna... Qki.. Qki Aaj kal dhp bahut hai aur main ghar me hi rehta hun.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ A man saw a lion in jungle & started-"Jai hanuan gyan gun sagar jai kapish tihu lok ujagar" Lion smiles & started "wadni kewal gheta nam ghya Shri Hariche!!Be relax! __________________________________________________________________________________ Boy-U look exactly like my wife Girl:OHH.. Whats your wife's name? Boy: I'm not married yet MORAL-Learn new methods to propose.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 lovely words: "I will work hard" 3 sweet words: "I love studying" 2 special words: "My books" But.. 1 inspirational word: "TOmorrow" ____________________________________________________________________________________}Pass this to our friends and see how many chocklets you get !!! PERK : You should imrove your nature MILKYBAR: You r different from others KIT-KAT: I like when u tease me... FIVESTAR: You are so beautiful n cute BAR-ONE: I love you DAIRYMILK:I really enjoy ur company FRIUT n NUT: You r sweet TEMPTATIONS: best friendCELEBRATIONS: Its fn to fight wid u COFFE BITE: I can't understand ur charater Reply must.. Which chocolates belong to me ?? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mohabbat To sirf dil dekhkar hi ki jati hai... . . . . Chehra dekh kar to log setting hi kare hai...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ We always worry about our looks.. But The truth is that.. They neither matter to those who love us nor To those who don't love us..!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Savera is hoying ... Komda is ording... Bats r soying.. Sun is ugving... And U r Ajun jhoping! Uthing uthing... And anghol karing GOOOOOOOD MORRNING _____________________________________________________________________________________ Why boys call all grlz as ITEM? Bcoz ITEM means MAAL MAAL means PAISA PAISA means LAXMI or girl to ghar ki LAXMI hoti he to hui na ITEM Rishta wahi soch nayi... ______________________________________________________________________________ Shalet hote balpan, College madhe aale tarunpan, Barnla aste jhakan ani pen la aste topan, 'FRIENDS' aahot aapan mhanun "TUmchya saathi kaypan" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't see others doing better than you ... Beat your own records everyday Beacause SUcces is a fight Between YOU, and .... . . . . . . YOURSELF. ____________________________________________________________________________________ This age is never gonna cum back.. So fall n love ... IF u cant... Have a new crush everyday.. dream...imagine... b impulsive go crazy...Flirt...gt ur heart broken... Feel guilty fr brkng sm1s.. Gt drunk..do stupid things.. Get ovr wid it...Live dis age!! Coz thngs r gonna b very different tommorrow!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj aapka sms ayega to hi hum roti khayenge, varna 2 samosa, 1 sandwich, 1 mazaa, or 2 kele, last me dairymilk khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge..! __________________________________________________________________________________ Chaiwaala :Bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sharmaye aaye haye Ladki: Kaali si surat hatho me ketli dur khada chillaye chai chai ... __________________________________________________________________________________ Mere 3 dost hai Kallu jo ENGINEERIG padh raha hai.. Gullu jo B>A> padh raha hai.. aur Ullu jo message padh raha hai..!! Ha..ha..ha.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Palke jhuke to pyar ho jata hai Palke uthe to izhar ho jata H Na jane kya kashish H chahat me aisi ki koi anjaan B is zindgi ka haqdar ho jata H _____________________________________________________________________________ Chiti ne hathi se kaha " I LOVE U" Hathi bola"TUm muzse pyaar kyun karte ho? Chiti ne ganpati ka photo dikhaya or boli " TUzme rab dikhta hai yara me kya karu" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jo jeete wo sikandar Jo haare wo jail k andar Jo sms bheje usko jaadu ki jhappi Jo na bheje usko "baba ramdev ki pappi".... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 2 dost safar pe jate H Raste me raat hone pr wo TENT laga k so gaye Raat ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli.. usne dusre ko jaga k kaha- Aasman ki tarf dekh k bata kya nazar aa raha he..? 2nd:Bahut sare sitare.... 1st: Isse kya pata chalta hai..? 2nd: Aasman kitna khubsurat hai... 1st: Abe shayar ki aulad TENT choori ho gaya hai.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dur s dekha toh santra tha... pass gaye toh bhi santra tha.. Cheel k dekha tohbhii santra that... Khake dekha toh bhi santra tha... Waah.!! Kya santra tha... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Never expect a lot from people who love you. Bcoz They LOVE YOU Isn't that enugh for you? _________________________________________________________________________________ Lips r like frnds.. If v say STUDY, READ, WRITE, they never meet But If we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY, Immediately they will meet, try it... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi me jo hum chahte he wo aasani se nahi milta Lekin jindagi ka such ye he ki hum b wohi chahte he jo aasan nahi hota __________________________________________________________________________________ I asked God 4 flower, he gave me a garden Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest Asked 4 a river, he gave me ocean Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.. __________________________________________________________________________________ a true $ caring relation doesn't require a large talk A soft msg is enough Bcoz its not the mouth that speaks Its the heart that feels _________________________________________________________________________________ Har koi insan dil a bura nahi hota, Har koi insan bawafa nahi hota, Bujh jaata hai kabhi "DIYA" tel ki kami se Har baar kasur hawa ka nahi hota _____________________________________________________________________________________ Savera is hoying.. Komda is ording.. Bats r soying.. Sun is Ugving.. And U r ajun jhoping! Uthing Uthing And anghol karing GOOOOOD MORRRRNING ___________________________________________________________________________________ Shalet hote balpan, College madhe aale tarunpan, Barnila aste jhakan Ani pen la aste Topan FRIENDS aahot aapan mhanun "Tumchya saathi kaypan" ____________________________________________________________________________________ If girl in love Hr parents ask Woo z dat IDIOT If boy z in love His parents ask IDIOT, who z dat girl MORAL: No matter whoever in love Boyz r alwz IDIOT __________________________________________________________________________________ There are two types of suicide 1-Fast & Good - "Gale me rassi dal kr fan pr latak jao 2-Slow & Painful - "Gale me varmala daal k zindgi bhar latke raho" __________________________________________________________________________________ 1day i saw a smart boy in a shop Wt a style, Wt a smile, Wt a personality, Wt a fashion... I walked near & near My God! It was a MIRROR ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kya bharosa MObile ka Battery ka Charger ka Network ka Balance ka Time ka Life ka... So Happy........ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mobiles r so irritating! Daily charge! Monthly rechrge! Annoying beeps! Always disturbing! Bt still I love my mobile bcoz It connects "U & ME" ________________________________________________________________________________ Smile stops when v close d lips, Dreams ends whn v opn d eyes, Luv ends whn v stp believing, & Frndship ends whn v stp Disturbing...! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Buze hua diye ko jalaya nahi karte Bahti hue nadiya ko rukaya nahi karte Kuch karna hai to padhai karo SMS me samay gawaya nahi karte ___________________________________________________________________________________ Agar aapko aisa pen diya jaye jis aap jo likho wo sach ho jaye, to aap mere liye kya likhoge...? ________________________________________________________________________________ Hi, Where r u? I called u 5 times but ur line was busy So plz come in ur balcony i m standing Outside ur home My name is Moon I jst came to say good night... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Palko me Sapno ko aane do apno ki yaad me thoda kho jaane do Agar hote ho disturb mere MSG se To just chill yar thoda disturb ho jane do ___________________________________________________________________________________ Papers ki roti Notes ka achar Books ki firni Ques ki bahar Teachers ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar mubarak ho apko aanewale EXAMS ka tyohaar Wish U All the best ____________________________________________________________________________________ 99.99% of people marry their friends Bcoz they hav good understanding dat avoid problems I sent dis 2 U,u wl get good news on ....Day by a person u lyk and tomorrow will b d best day of ur life Dont break dis chain If u break u wil suffer Snd this to 10 friends in 10 mins whn u read ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is not a sharp knife to cut all those bad memories But, Life is a needle to weave golden thread of sweet memories _____________________________________________________________________________________ koi dost kabhi purana nahi hota, Kuch din baat na karanese begana nahi hota Dosti me duri to aati rehti hai, Par doori ka matlabh bhulana nahi hota... _________________________________________________________________________________ Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam... 5+3+2=151022 9+2+4=183652 8+6+3=482466 5+4+5=202541 Then 9+5+5=...?... Reply must & prove you r genius.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kash ye fasle na hote Kash hum durna hote Kash tum aur hum saath hote To sms ke paise bach jaate Aur Dono is paise se kuch khate... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Females keep on aying, "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME" I say, If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one? Hai koi jawaab? _____________________________________________________________________________________ READ CAREFULLY To know the difference between Real friend AND Just friend JF: Calls ur name sweetly.. RF: Calls u alwys with stupid silly names JF:Will never hurt U RF:Hurts u often with 1000's of apologies Jf:Knows a few tings about u... Rf:Could write a book about u JF:Would ignore this message RF: will send this to all Real Friends whom he/she never want to miss in life __________________________________________________________________________________ When u r angry at sum1 & get IRRITATED time to time... But, U still can't live without him/her That is a relation, A true relation... __________________________________________________________________________________ Morning sky is shining blue.. Grass covered with crystals of dew.. May God shower his blessings on U.. Wishing the happiest day to you ... ___________________________________________________________________________________ 11 11 11 11 ye "NIRMAL BABA" ki dua hai plz ye mpsg 11 logo ko bhejo or pao 11 din me goodnews inkar mat karna aaj se hi shuru hogi good news _________________________________________________________________________________- Meet internet family Google(WIFE) Ek sawal sau jawab Facebook(SON) Ghar ki baat sabke wall par likhta hai Twitter(GIRL) Puri colony isko follow karti hai Orkut(FATHER) Nobody knows me __________________________________________________________---______________________ I finally plucked up the courage to propose a girl out, but because I can't handle rejection, I gave her some options A) Yes B) A C) B ____________________________________________________________________________________ I have no gold to send u, I have no diamond to send u, I have no credit to call u, I have just few words to say u that.. . Sheth Garibakade laksh asudya... ____________________________________________________________________________________ The best prank call ever: CALLER- "Hello, Dominoes??" DOMINOES- "Yes sir, how may I help you CALLER- Give me Pizza Hut's number?...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Difference between falling from 1st floor and 10th floor... 10th floor: - AAAAAaaaaaa... Dhup... . . & .. 1st floor:- Dhup....AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Life is very much similar 2 boxing game Defeat is not declared when u fall down, it is declared when u refuse 2 get up _____________________________________________________________________________________Smal but very great Thought:- When u r the owner of ur smile, Then no 1 can make u cr without ur permission... So keep smiling.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Insan kehta hai Agar paisa ho to mai kuchh kar ke dikhau OR Paisa kehta he tu kuchh kar ke dikha to mai aau 'C R E A T E S U C C E S S' _____________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences ____________________________________________________________________________________ Chintu: Main kitna badkismat hoon, biwi khana banana jaanti ha par banati nahi Pintu: Bhai, meri soch. meri waali khana banana jaanti nahi phir bhi banati hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ Thought for the day:- If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of our past... If you lie, it becomes the part of our future..! Choice is urs.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Roj ti pudhe ani to tichya magey magey firaycha, Ti disli nahi tar tila shodhaycha Tala ti haluch mage valun pahaychi Tachya pratek khoda ti dole mitun sahan karachi Asel ti thodi jadi, Thodi kali Pan tyala ti khup aavdaychi Karan Tyachi Mhais Roj 10 litre dudh daychi... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai, Us paper ko hum exam me use karte h, e galti h, Is sms ko sare students ko bhejo "EXAM hatao, TREES bachao" _______________________________________________________________________________ M life means a lot to me , Not bcoz I love m life, but because I love the people in m life The world calls them friends; I call them my World _____________________________________________________________________________________ Wil u b der..? Whn i want 2 eat pizza bt share karne k lie koi na ho Wil u b der? Whn i cal u @2:30am n sa yar walk pe chale? Wil u b der..? 2 giv ans 2 m cily ques like chand gol ku he Wil u b der..? If m bike breaks down on d wa n i cal u n say yar lene aa na Wil u b der..? Whn i fil vry lonel n tumhare kandhe pe sir rakh k rone ka man kare Wil u b der..? If my heart stops n a sec b4 i cal u n sa Kuch karna yaar, nai jana mujhe. Wil u b der..? ________________________________________________________________________________ A4 Achhi morning B4 Beautful morning C4 Careful morning D4 Dream morning E4 Early morning F4 Faithfull morning G4 Ye bhi mai bolu " GOOD MORNING" _______________________________________________________________________________ Moon n band kar di lighting Sun ne shuru kar di shining Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning to hum bhi bol de aapko GM ____________________________________________________________________________________ Raj thakre ko bank k ander aate dekh, Cashier bhagkar manager ko jakar bola... . ...Sir wo phir aa gaya jo marathi me chhape hue note mangta hai...! __________________________________________________________________________________ Trust the person who can sense ur sadness in ur smile, Hear ur words in ur slence & feel ur love in ur anger Bcoz the r indeed true to U..! _____________________________________________________________________________________ He, Wish u a Happ World Gudfriend day Send it to all ur goodfriends even me, hoping I m 1 of dem See How man u get back Ur ver loving if u get 6+ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Khudane kaha mat kar itna ad dosto ko ,Tu hasna bhool jaega Maine kaha Ae KHuda tu dharti par aakar mere dosto se mil tu aasman me rehna bhool jayega ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wife ne santa ko SMS kia Kitni der me aa rhe ho SAnta ne Jawab me SMS kia 20-25 mint me Aa raha hu Agr der ho jae to ye SMS fir se padh lena __________________________________________________________________________________ U knw why women starts wit 'W' bcoz all questions start wit W..! Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? And finally WIFE...!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ "All Izz Well" Its m "zoobi doobi" msg 4 my all "IDIOT" frndz 2 whom I can say "JANE NAHI DENGE TUZE" bcoz I need u to "GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE N RAIN" I pray tum "UDTI PATANG KI" tarah alwas mast raho & hope that I never have to say "KAHA GAA USE DHUNDO" Because mere liye "JAHAAPANA TUSSI GREAT HO" ________________________________________________________________________________ Ek sawal aapke liye, "MUJHE SMS KU BHEJTE HO?" Apka jawab ek film ka naam hi hona chahiye Sabko bhejo aur dekho ka ka jawab aate hai But first reply me __________________________________________________________________________________- MOST HURTING LINES BY A TRUE n BEST FRIEND:- I you leave me, Promise me, You will come back once with our OPEN eyes to see my CLOSED eyes ____________________________________________________________________ Dole mitun prem karte Ti preysi, Dole mitlyasarkhe karte ti Dasi, Dole vatarun prem karte ti patni, Aani dole miteparyant PREM karte ti "AAI" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Police-Jis car ne tumhe thoka, uska colour & no yaad he Santa- Nhi, Par chalane wali maadam ne red shirt pehni thi & uske 2 button khule thi ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi hamari un hi sitam ho gayi, KHusi najane kaha dafan ho gai, Bahot likhi khuda ne logo ki kismat me, jab hmari bari aayi to saad ink hi khatm ho gayi _________________________________________________________________________________ "All smiling persons r not happiest person" Bt They r the best Actor's of life, Hiding all pains in their smile __________________________________________________________________________________ Good teacher tells u 2 study hard, But the best teacher is 1 who stand outside the exam hall & shouts, . . External aala re, chithya lapwa..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Life has man ways 2 make U weak Bt Alwys remember 3 things that will keep u strong .. . . . . Breakfast.. Lunch.. & Dinner Think hatke & Eat Datke ____________________________________________________________________________________ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! And When a man does that.... The slide show begins...!! ______________________________________________________________________________ DIWALI SPECIAL Ankho se asu ki judai kr do Dil se gmo ki vidai kr do Agr dill na lge kahi to Aa jao mere ghar ki safaai kr do Offer DIWALI tak... LOL _____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 bos bike pe ja rahe the Police ne roka- ahan tripling mana he or tum 4 baithe ho Chaaro ghabra k piche dekhte hue chillaye= " Abe saalo, 5wa kaha gir gaya" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mr. Santa Interview dene Gae... BOSS- Ur Birthday SAnta-22 April Sir BOSS- Kaun sa saal Santa-Ulloo ke patthe, kya kon sa saal, Har saal ___________________________________________________________________________________ 1 4 2 6 = I+Love+M+Friend Send to 10 best friends +me if i m See magic in 7 mins our true lover will message or call you If u ignored, 7 ears badluck ____________________________________________________________________________________ How can u "SM_LE" without "I"? How can u b "N_CE" without "I"? How can u "W_SH" without "I"? How can u "L_VE" without "I"? Ab maan b lijiye "I" m ver important ____________________________________________________________________________________ When some1 calls me ugly, I go up to them, smile tenderl and hug them beacuse I know life isn't easy when you have a seeing disability ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nxt year SUMMER to hoga, SUMMER vacations nhi honge HOLIDA toh honge, HAPP HOLIDAS nhi honge KHANA to roz khenge, ek dusre k tiffin ni honge SMS toh honge bt puch ni payenge ki kal chutti mare? So njo d last r.. 4wd dis 2 all ur 10th buddies... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi shaar ne ka khoob kaha hai, . . . . "Ae mohabat" tujhe paane ki koi raah nahi, . . Tu to use hi milegi Jise teri parwah nahi... hogi ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is best for those who r njoing it Difficult for those who r analzing it n Worst for those who r criticizing it Our Attitude defines our Life..!! __________________________________________________________________________________- After ishq wala love Coming up next from bollwood... chai wali tea... hawa wali wind... kutta wala dog.... laal wala red.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ F'ship doesnt xpect an respect, Bt waits fr care in ever aspect I care fr u in my own spcl way, May b u'l nvr knw or May b i'l nvr show _______________________________________________________________________________ 1 da methl(CH#) went out for play His mom called him back But "DIMETHL ETHER" came back Wh? B'coz his mom called b saying CH3-O-CH3! XD ___________________________________________________________________________________ Lamha- Lamha zindgi guzar jayyegi 2 din k baad Diwali aaegi Abhi se hi HAMARI badhai le lo Warna phie ye Badhaiyan common ho jayegi ______________________________________________________________________________ Apke sare gum khushiyon me taul du Apke sare raj apke samne khol du Koi mujhse pehle na bol de "HAPPY DIWALI" Isliye socha, 2 din pehle hi bol du ___________________________________________________________________________________ DIL TO PAGAL HAI -to mental hospital me jao.. HAMARA DIL AAPKE PASS HAI - to phir wapas lelo KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI - jada kab hoga HUM APKE HAI KAUN - malum naho to baat ku karte ho? LAAL DUPATTA MAL MAL KA - ujjala daal do laal se nila ho jayega HUM AAPKE DIL ME REHTE HAI - ghar nahi hai kya Keep smiling