Mobile Sms 13/12/12 - 25/3/2013

Ala ala paus chimbha bhijale aangan Ghasarla tumcha pa aani sujle tumche dhungan _____________________________________________________________________________________ A beautiful girl went to his Professor's cabin and said: I will do anthing to pass in the exams PROFESSOR: Open our books and study then ______________________________________________________________________________________ KHUSHI na ho to HASSI kis kam ki? MAZA na ho to MASTI kis kam ki? AAPKI ad aae aur HUM sms na kare to apni PAR bhari DOSTI kis kam ki.... ______________________________________________________________________________________ Send 2 al who knows ur voice... Now tel in me D wa i speak is? 1 Childish 2 Cool 3 Sentiment 4 ful of Attitude 5 Lovely 6 Shy 7 Attractive 8 Frank... _______________________________________________________________________________________ सुलतानी अंधारात पेटला दिवा , शिवशाही देश लाभली, जिंकले शिवबा निराक्षरी अंधारात लागला दिवा, उगे शिक्षित झाली, जागले जोतिबा अस्पृशातेच्या अंधारात उजळला दिवा, आवघी माणुसकी जगली, लढले बाबा अंतरी ए तेवढा दिवांची मान्दैलीनांदो सुख संपदा, जीवन दिवाळी दिवाळी शुभेचा दीपावली आपणा सर्वाना आगदी ______________________________________________________________________________________ Koi aapse baat kare Aapki tareef kare Aapko smart kahe TO usse zor se 1 THAPPAD maro Uski himmat kaise hui apko APRILFOOL banane ki Wo bi (any month) mahine me ______________________________________________________________________________________ Insaan ke andar message padhne ka itna shauk hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupidfool Idiot ko kitna bhi kuch kehte raho Fir B wo niche tak padhta zaroor hai... tum dur kon jate ho ab apne aap ko hi le lo ye pta hote hue bhi ki is msg mein kuch nahi hai phir bhi pade ja rahe ho pado pado bilkul last tak padnaa ab aap e soch rahe hoge ki kab ye msg khatam ho or mein bhi kisko forward karu.. Par aise msg itni jaldi khatam nahi hote Hame maloom hai Aap muskura rahe ho Yahi ham chahte H ki aap muskurate rahen.. Aap padte padte thak gae hoge thik hai Ab msg khatam karte hai... Padega INDIA tabhi toh badega INDIA ___________________________________________________________________________________ One of the most imp Festival in Students life... . . . . "EXAM Festival Dive pan lagtat, Fatake pan futatat, Band pan vajto n Aarti pan ovaltat ____________________________________________________________________________________ Stor of Newton's Laws: A cow was walking NEWTON stopped it It st stopped He formulated his first law " An object continues to move unless it's stopped" He generated a FORCE n kicked the Cow, it made a sound "MA"! He formulated the 2nd law, F = MA!! After sometime the cow kicked Newton, then he formulated the 3rd law i.e "EVER ACTION HAS AN & OPPOSITE REACTION" __________________________________________________________________________________ Kehte hai har baat kisiko kahi nahi Jati- Apno ko B batai nahi jati-Par dost to dil ka 'Aaina' Hota hai Aur aaine se Surat chupai nahi jati...! ____________________________________________________________________________ f.r.i.e.n.d. f: full of love r: r00t of j0y i: island of peace e: end of sorrow n: name of hope d: door of understanding ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rahul Gandhi: Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? . . . . . Sonia: 'JAB TAK HAI JAAN' . . . . Rahul Gandhi: Hamari help kaun karega?? . . . . . Sonia: 'SON OF SARDAR' ____________________________________________________________________________________ Frnds means: U hap, I hap U sad, I sad U cry, I cry U laugh, I laugh U fal down in nala, I dance Ohh la la ohh la la ('.')> <\"\ _/""\_ ______________________________________________________________________________ Chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the Ek ladka - Baba engineering kr li h, age ka karu? 1 sadhu dusre sadhu se: 1 chatai aur laga bhai k lie Ha ha ha ___________________________________________________________________________________ Wife - Woh sharabi dekh rahe hon? 10 saal pehle maine shadi k liye mana kiya tha. Aj tak wo pee raha hein Husband - Are baap re itna lamba celebration ____________________________________________________________________________________ r reaching her destination told the cab driver, "okay, here, here is good" Jeeto: How much is it? Driver: 250 rupees Then after searching in her purse for a while, Jeeto said,"Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only 200 Rupees on me ________________________________________________________________________________ The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of thoughts. Bu the quality of your thoughts depends on the people u have in our life _____________________________________________________________________________ Waqt beet gaya to log bhula dete hai, Bewajah apno ko rula dete hai, Jo dia raat bhar roshni deta hai, Subah hote hi log use bhi bhuja dete hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ Morning sky is shining blue Grass covered with crystals of dew.. May god shower his blessings on U.. Wishing the good morning to you _____________________________________________________________________________________ END is not end Infact E.N.D.means Effort never dies NO is not negative word NO means Next Opportunity So think +ve then success is Ur's ___________________________________________________________________________________ A man found a lamp in d street He rubbed it It blasted n d man died Moral: Not everything belong to Aladdin Some things belong to BINLADEN too _______________________________________________________________________________________ When u were born, U cried & world rejoice Live ur life such that when u die the world cries but u rejoice... ___________________________________________________________________________________ A real experience in m life..!! . . Whenever I give A lot of Importance to someone in m life.., I lost m importance in their life..!! ________________________________________________________________________________ GF: Kare tu majhi aathwan aalyawar ka karto? BF: Me tujha avadta chocolates khato. TU majhi aatwan aalyawar ka karte? GF: Mi tujhya avadtya VIMALchya pudya khate ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kaun kehta hai k Pani free ka hota hai? Kabhi Slice ki 14 rupay wali khareed k dekho, usme 10rupay ka pani aur 4 rupay ka mango juice hota hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ Humari bi thi ek kahani, Humari bi thi ek hasti purani Kaandhe pe tha dosto ka hath, Saara jamana jeet lete aisa tha aron ka saath, Saath baithkar kar (...) dil se lagaya, Phir bhi kamino ne jaate jaate khub hasaa.... Padhai ka to sirf bahana tha, School me dosto se milne jana tha, Marne se pehle ek vada nibhana, Meri kabar par kehna "YAAR!! UTH KAL MOVIE DEKHNE TIME PE AANA" _______________________________________________________________________________ Ek bar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the ship doobi nahi fir b sab mar gae, KAise? Bich samundar me ship bigad gayi thi. Saale 'DHAKKA' dene utar gaye __________________________________________________________________________________ Janglat garudi pungi vajvat hota Janglat garudi pungi vajvat hota Wah Wah. . . . Saap evadha chaapter hota SALA headphone laun ZOPALA hota... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Classic bezzati... BOy:Hi!!! Girl(showing attitude): Do I know you?? . . . . . . . . . . . Boy(in COOL tone): Tumhari itni AUKAAT kahan.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Maitri mazi tula .. Gandh maza tula.. Aas mazi tula.. Dhas maza tula... Shwas maza tula.. Mann maze tula.. Khup sms kar mala Changli "SASU" milel tula.. __________________________________________________________________________________ So many straws in 1 pepsi So much fight 4 1 chocolate So many hands in 1 chips packet So many frnds in 1 bench So much laughter 4 1 stupid joke So many phone cals in 1 bda n8 So many hugs 4 1 little worry So many tears 4 1 little fight So many absentees 4 1 small test "Lying on a friend's shoulder 4 a simple problem..!! FRIENDS" r d best part of our small life.. Send this msg to al ur good frnz whom u never wanna loose _____________________________________________________________________________________ I am dumpling dumpling hallo hone ban Felling something something hallo hone ban....! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa sharab pikar SAdhu se takra gaa, Sadhu gusse me- AAe or kaha murkh me tujhe SHRAAP deta hu SAnta- Rukiye Maharaj me Glass leke aata hu ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1947 ki ladlia bole: Jiya bekrar hai, Aaja mere sajan tera intjar hai Aur 2013 ki ladkia bole: Jiya bekrar hai, Aaja mere sajan varna dusra taiyar hai... _____________________________________________________________________________________ DARU cha padha: DARU eke DARU Baithak zali suru.. DARU dune GLASS Majja yeil khass! DARU trik WINE mere jase fine DARU chok BEER Taka pudhcha gear DARU pache RUM Visrun jau gum DARU sake BRAND Ana chikan handi DARU sate WHISK Cocktail ahe risk DARU athe BEVDA Ana shev chivda..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Samudra kinari 2 premi basle hote Premi mulane mulicha hath pakadla & mhanala "TU bolat ka nahis?" Ti hasli & retivar lihile "Tondat tambakhu aahe na mhanun..." ____________________________________________________________________________________ Singham ne bled se GF ka naam apne haat pr likha & 5 min baad jorjor se rone laga Jakant Shikre: Kun ro rahe ho? Singham: Aaicha gavat, Spelling chukli ____________________________________________________________________________________ TEACHER- TUmhare ghar me sabse chhota kaun hai? Stdent - Papa Teacher- Wo kun? Student- Wo abhi tak mumm ke sath sote hain...!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj chaturthi ke shubh awsar par paye Superstar . . . . . . . . . . "BHUSHAN RANE" se milne ka mauka Sirf call kijie is diye no par 8390361297 ____________________________________________________________________________________ FaCt Of LF: When sum1 cares for us, we think the make us bore But when we really need them, sum1 else have already liked their boring care...1 ________________________________________________________________________________ Kanjusi ka jab ausar diya jaega tab sabse pahela no aapka aega galti se bi sms mat karna varna apka ausar kisi aur ko chala jayega __________________________________________________________________________________ ROWDY SMS: Jab mai SMS karta hu To samjho mai tumhe aad kar raha hu Or jab me SMS nhi karta TO samjho me tumhe "DEFINITELY" aad kar raha hu ___________________________________________________________________________________ 70% of the college students in the world r suffering frm AIDS. Can't Believe, But its... . . . . true!!! AIDS- Attendance & Internal Marks Deficiency syndrome!! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Ho gai hai *"NIGHT"* Band kar do*"LIGHT"* Acche sapno ki pakdo *"FLIGHT"* have a sweet dreams and *"GOOD NIGHT"* _______________________________________________________________________________________________ The biggest similarit about our first love & firs drop of rain is- THat how much even you try to escape from it... IT CATCHES U _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Masala JOKE: JIN ke pass hai who haath meinleke hilate hai; nahin to oongali se kaam chalate hai.. Bolo ka..? Dirty MInd... . . . Tooth Brush ________________________________________________________________________________________________ WHen U are Angry at someone & get irritated Time to Time ... But U still can't live without him/her; THat is a relation, A true relation _________________________________________________________________________________________________ In soft gleaming of stars..... may all ur dreams come true,]ma evry star of ever night bring love and joy to you HAPPy BIRTHDAY __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Let the sweetest person come to our dreams tonight But do not make it a habit because I am not free ever night Good Night _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes I don't reply Sometimes I don't msg you But that Doesn't mean I forgot You I'm just lazy like you _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship And Love are medicine for an kind of pain but be sure that there is no medicine in the world for pain given b Love and friendship ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ Which news abt me wil shock u d most? 1. I cooked food 2. I m in love 3. I pra 5 times a day 4. I m getting married 5. I hate u 6. I m very silent 7. I m commited 8. I nvr laugh... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Never thnk 2 much abt the past, it brings tears.. Never think 2 much abt future, it brings fears ... Live this moment with a smile,it brings cheers... _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ POTTI REMIX 1 tatti, sou afsana.. Tatti ki dalali mei mou kal One tatti a day, keeps doctor away tatti tatti pe likha hai khana wala ka naam Dhobi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki Tatti kar dara mai dal Tatti in need, is a tatti indeed Ghar ki tatti, gobar barabar.. Little re tatti hood.. Tatti na ka tou phir kya jiya.. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Zindgi me hamesha sabki jarurat rakho Par kabhi kisi ki kami nahi! Kyunki... Jarurat aur b koi puri kar sakta hai, Par "KISI KI KAMI KOI PURI NAHI KR SAKTA" __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I m d best i can proov it, . . I can put coffee in a coffee cup Can u put world in a worldcup . . I can send m no. on ur cell Can usend ur cell on m no. . . I can eat cream biscuits with cream Can u eat tiger biscuit with tiger . . . . ? /. . Socho Socho nahi na Kaha na onl m d best...!! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Kal dupari manat vichar aala.. 'Kuch toofani karte hai...' Mag kay.. Ghetli Cycle.. . . Ani... . . Gelo Petrol Bharayala..." ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya hai... Jis tarah 1 machhar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge, Theek usi tarah 1-2 sms karne se aap bhikari nahi ban jaoge...! _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ UNKNOWN phone call BO-Do u have bofrnd? GIRL-Ya but who r u? . . . . . BO-Mi DADA boltoy, thamb ghari yeto mag baghto tula... . . . THen again UNKNOWN call . BOY-Do u hve BF? GIRL-I hate u, I'm ur BF GIRL- I'm so sorr janu.. I loveU BOY- Mi DADAch boltoy thamb ata yetoch ghari _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kal 1 tuta tara dekhkr mene dua mangi Ki mere dosto ko SMS karne ki shakti De ACHANAK Dekha Ki Tara wapas asman me jud gaa or bola "IMPOSSIBLE" Kanjus h sabke sab ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ TRUE fact- "Acchi zindgi jine k lie kisi chiz ka tag karo Magar Ek hi Chiz ko pane ki jidd me apni zindgi ko barbad mat karo..." It's TRUE ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ No Greeting Card to give... No sweet flowers to send.. No cute ghraphics to forword.. Just A LOVING HEART _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Aashiyane hum nhi sajate, Baago mai ful hum nahi khilate, Hamari ek pasand se tut jayenge hazaro dil, Isliye to hum koi "GIRLFRIEND" nahi banate.... ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Boy asked God: Hi God! Why she loves a rose which dies in a day. But doesn't love me, who dies for her everyday? GOD replied: Lai Bhari FACEBOOK var tak ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya .... Jara Gaur Farmayiga.. Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai WAH Wah . . Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai Kamino naa good mrng msg nahi ban raha hai, Bahut pareshaan hu mai... __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "DOsto se problem share krna accha hota hai. . . . "Islie nahi ki wo use solve krte h Par . . . . Saale aise-aise solutions dete h ki hum problem hi bhul jate hai" _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ '*D*' '*O*' '*S*' '*T*' It's a package of feelings, Nobody can make it, Nobody can delete it, NObody can explain it, Only "WE" can "FEEL" it.... __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________