2014

Power and Wealth are fruits of life, but family and friends are roots of life, we can managewithout the fruits but can never stand without the roots..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Asilly thing about relation: When u get little care, u want more When u get more u desire even more and when u lose it u realise a "little" was quite enough... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lovely Thought: "Life is the most easy exam but many fail, bcoz they try to copy others, not realizing that each one has a different question paper" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- V r born in diff places, V hav diff attitude, V hav diff taste & lifestyle, But still v r connected wid 1 magical talent called AGAUPANA ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mangne se mile MANNAT Chahne se mile CHAHAT Paas ho woh AMANAT DIL se mile RAHEMAT Aap jaisa dost mile wo hamari KISMAT... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Garditun wat kadhnari 1 hak MASTI madhe tali, - ni garjela APULKICHI hath. Jinklyawar Thap n chuklyavr Maaf, Janmo janmi asudet ashi MAITRICHI SAATH.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If u r chocolate you are the SWEETEST If u r teddy bear ou are the most HUGGABLE, If u r a star You are the BRIGHTEST and since u are my friend, u r the best...!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COngrats!!! Ur name is registered as not repl person So if u want my msgs to be delivered on ur mob plz reply or our service will be ended... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 simple rules in life 1.If u dont GO after wht u want, u'll never have it. 2.If u don't ASK, the answer will always be NO 3.If u don't step FORWARD, u will ALWAYS be in the same place --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanata nai hoti, hamari saltanat mein dekh kar qadam rakhna, Kyun ki hamri dosti ki qaid me jamanat nahi hoti........ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hav a lovely goft 4 u Close ur eyes...Ready..1 2 3 U didn't closed ur eyes so no GIFT only GOOD NIGHT ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dream is inspire of life Trust is inspire of work Love is inspire of heart But Smile is nspire of everything So be happy ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create a wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night & a prayer to protect u until morning.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saying goodnight is not just putting an end to a day IT's a way of saying, I remeber u before i go 2 sleep Hope u can feel the care that goes with it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Life ends when u stop dreaming Hope ends when u stop believing Luv ends when u stop caring So dream, believe n care, Life is really beautiful ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dilon ko khareedney wale hazaar mil jayege, aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege, milega na aapko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish moon be always be full and bright. and u always be cool and right. Whenever u go to switch off the light, remember that I am wishing u good night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FEELING is a painting never spoil it. FACE is a book try to read it LOVE is precious be ready to sacrifice for it FRIENDSHIP is a mirror never break it ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If u manage to amile at any situation u r the winner of highest no. of hearts in this world. Face everything with smile ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yaro ki yaari satayegi,akele me meri yaad aayegi, us din kadar karoge mere SMS ki jis din ye SMS service band ho jayegi... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDSHIP is not just a word! Nt only a relationship Its a silent promise which says I WILL B WITH U whatever whenever wherever 4ever..!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ जीवनाच्या प्रत्येक वळणावर आठवण तुझी येत राहील. एकत्रनसलो तरी तिचा सुगंध दरवळत राहील कितीही दूर गेलोत तरी मन मात्र तुझ्याचमैत्रीचे आपले हे नाते आज आहे तसेच उद्यासुद्धा राहील.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every tear is sign of commitment, every silence is a sign of compromise, every smile is a sign of aatchment, enery SMS is a sign of remembrance …… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stones come in our way as hurdles but once we pass them they automatically become our milestones ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Words begin with …A…B…C Number begin with …1…2…3 Music begin with …SA…RE…Ga.. But…?? FRIENDSHIP begns with u and me.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whenever u hav a DREAM inside ur HEART, never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEED, from which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW grows… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Night is designed to end the worries and fears of the day. It signifies to leave it all to GOD and prepare another day to come… ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frienshp is like standing on the wet cement, the longer u stay, the harder it is 2 leave. U can never go without leaving your footprints… ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kuch chehre dilse mitaye nahi jaate, kuch log asani se bhulaye nahi jate, kitne ajeeb hote hai yeh DIL ke rishte, Mehsus kiye jate hai par bataye nahi jate! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends are like a page in the book of life Every page with a different subject but you are my index page that is why you are covering every subject of my life… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi, tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, kyon kit um hame bhul jao itne bure bhi hum nahi --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life mein kabhi hamri dosti k bare me koi galatfaimi ho sikka uchhalna, head aaye to very best friend or agar tail aaye toh chupke se palat dena.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Har doori mitani padti hain, har baat batani padti hahi, lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai, aaj kal khud apni yaad dilaani padti hai -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May ur choices relect ur HOPES not ur FEARS – Nelson Mandela ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jab aapkoo kisika SMS mile to ye mat socho ki use SMS free hoga isliye kiya ye socho ki usne apne life ka 1 minute aapko yaad karne me bitaya ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wht is LOVE..?? Love is when Mom comes to u at night and sas “I love u beta” Love is when Bhabhi says “oye hero ladki-wadki patai ki nahi?? Love is when sister says,”Bhai meri shadi ke naad mujhse jhagda kaun karega..? Love is when we r moodless & brother says”Chal kahi ghoomne chalet hai” Love is when best friend cal us & sa”kamine tere bina dil nahi lagta” That’s Love. Don’t miss it in life ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beautifull said Alexander the great: “Sir whts the difference between like n love? Socrates answer was a masterpiece: “When u like a flower, u just pluck it. But when u love a flower u water it daily…! One who understands this understands life… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gd9t poem: Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a wish, say gud 9t, sky so wide,stars so bright, off the light & sleep quite quite -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GIRL: janu jar tu zopla ahes tar swapn pathav, jaga aahes tar aathvani pathav, radat aahe tar ashru pathav BOY: “SANDAS la BASLOY” kay karu..? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own childhood and youth back. Only friend helps to recreate those moments from time to time at no cost ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaju..Badam..Akhrot… Pista…Ye sabhi bahot tasty hai magar aap se jyada nahi …Qki…”KHAJUR “ ki to baat hi alag hai ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forgetting friend is crime, ignoring them is a Shame, Liking them is a pleasure, Thinking of them is a necessity N disturbing them is the….Oye Haq banta hai na yaar… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dil me KHUDA hai, Aankho me NASHA hai, Baat me MAZA hai, Chahat me ADA hai, Andaz me JUDA hai, Pyaar me Wafa hai, Isliye Banda aapki dosti pe FIDA hai…. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yado se Zindagi khubsurat rahegi, Nigaho me har pal ye surat rahegi, Koi na le sakega kabhi aapki jagah, Is dost ko hamesha aapki zarurat rahegi… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A simple Be makes us cry, A simple joke make us laugh, A simple care make us fall in love, I hope my simple SMS make you think of me… ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Out of all relations friends hold the best place …….No commitments, no Ego,No frustration, no breakups just sharing the best n the worst too… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aap ek mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein aateho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jate ho Ringtone ki tarah, Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, Hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Zindagi hr pal khushiya nahi deti , kismet b kabhi kabhi saath nahi deti,Koi nahi marta he kisi se juda ho kar, bas e yaaden hi hoti hai jo jeene nahi deti…. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I pray I don’t see the god, but I know he listens…As such, When I SMS u I don’t see you, but I know you think of me and smiles… ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nishane pe jo lage use kehte hai TIR Dil me jo utre use kehte hai TASWIR Aap jaisa DOST agar mile use kehte hai TAQDIR ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STORY:- 1 bar sare “feeling” ne decide kiya k wo log chupa chupi khelenge DARD ne counting start ki or baki FEELINGS chup gaye. JHUT ped k piche chupa or PYAR gulab ki jhadio k piche. Sab pakde gaye siwa PYAR k. JEALOUSY ne DARD ko bata diya ki PYAAR kaha chupa hai DARD ne pyaar ko khich k nikala to kanto ki wajah se PYAAR ki aankh kharab ho gayo. Bhgawan ne DARD ko saja snai ki use zindagi bhar PYAR k sath rahna padega…tab se PYAR aandha he or jaha b jata hai DARD uske sath hota hai… ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2day I read a nice line in a bank: SAFALTA tumhara parichayy duniyase karwati hai, aur ASAFALTA tumhe duniya ka parichay karwati hai… ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agar aap 1 ANDHERE ROOM me band ho rrom me sab jagah BLOOD ho ROOM ki DIWAARE hil rahi ho, to aapko kaisa feel hoga…?? DARNA mat aap DUNIYA ki sabse SAFE jagah par ho ………IN MY HEART yar ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Good heart and good nature are two different things. Good heart can WIN many relationships but, Good nature can SUPPORT life long relationship… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zindagi ki raho me bahut se dost milenge, Ham kya ham se bhi acche hazar milenge, In accho ki bheed me hame nab hula dena. Hum kaha tumhe baar bar milenge… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ True friends are like diamonds They r real & rare. False friends are like leaves They r scattered. I was lucky to have found the diamond in you….. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Har taraf padhai ka saya hai, paperon mein number kisne paya hai hum to u hin aaye the paper dene sab kehte hai sala poora padh lar aaya hai…. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If u learn to translate every mistake of ur life into a positive one u wil never be a prisoner of ur past but a designer of ur future...!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Define TODAY? T-The O-Opportunity to D-Do A-Any work, better than Y-Yesterday.! May ur TODAY be better than each yesterday..!!so get ready ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frndship doesn't occur with special people, But people bcum special after being frndz.I dont know what i m for my frnds but my frnds wil b always special to me..!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is like a book Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate hav a COLOURFUL PAGE today..!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Small kids LOVESTORY: 'Uske kadam jaha jaha pade, hum ne wo jagah chumli. or wo bewafa, meri mammi ko jakar boli- "kaku tumcha mulga mati khatoy" Jashil tu jithe..man yei pathi..khulchat prem tyala kay aadkathi..gulabache ful tula..kate mazhyasathi..zale man he bawre fakt tuzhyasathi.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kanjus Santa apne bachhon se: Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega use 5 rs dunga Bachche 5 rs le kar so gaye Subah santa bola: jo 5 rs dega..usi ko nashta milega.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't B upset if u choose wrong people sometimes... Bcoz, without choosing them U will never know the value of right ones... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kuni aaplyavar rusu naye, jiva-bhavachi sobat sutu naye.. Naate kuthlehi aso..Tyala ase japave, ki tya natyache bandhan jivan bhar tutu naye..!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S-sote raho U-utho der se N-nahao mat D-Dekhte raho TV A-Aaram karo Y-Yaad karo humko. Njoy ur Sunday & happy Sunday dosto..!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Manzile insan ke hausle aazmati hai, Sapno ke parde aankho se hatati hai, Kisi bhi baat se himat na harna, Thoker hi insan ko chalna sikhati hai... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ansu tere nikle to ankhe meri ho, Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, ke sadak per log tumhe pite aur galti meri ho... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jab tak ham kisike..hamdard nahi Banate na tab tak.. Ham dard se or dard humse dur nahi hote... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smoker's have a smoking heart, Drinkers hav a alcoholic heart, I request u don't eat sugar because U already have a sweet heart.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- apni zindagi me aise dosto ko shaamil karo , jo kabhi aaina aur kabhi saaya ban ke rahe,Kyuki aaina juth nahi bolta, aur saaya kabhi saath nahi chhodhta... Zindagi har pal khaas nahi hoti, phhol ki khushbu hamesha pas nahi hoti, milna to hamare taqdir me likha tha, varna itni pyari dosti itefaq nahi hoti... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dosti ki keemat kabhi ada nahi hoti acchi dosti kabhi juda nahi hoti Aap ki ada par mar mite hai warna yuhi hamari dosti kisi par fida nahi hoti... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aapki galiyon ki hawa har dard ki dawa ban gayi, doori aapki meri chaahat ki saza ban gayi, kaise bhoolon aap ko ek pal ke liye, aapki yaad toh jeene ki vajah ban gayi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- june lokhand vika, patryache dabbe vika, tutki chappal vika, paperchi raddi vika, aani tya paisyanha recharge karun 2,4 message karayla shika..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujh bhagwan ne kaha tere dost pagal H, laparwah H, chalu H, Kanjus H. maine bhagwan ko ghura or gusse me kaha Mujhe pata H jale pe namak na chhidko...!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Karo dosti aesi ki THANKS or SORRY words beimaan lage, Magar nibhao dosti aise ki DOST ko chhodna mushkil or DUNIYA chhodna aasan lage.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eyes r not meant for tears & heart is not meant for gear, Never get upset, always cheer as u r the one who can make me smile for years. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends may meet, Friends may Scatter If hearts r loyal, distances don't matter, keep in touch so that our friendship grows better ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 day Brain asked heart: Why r u sending msg to people who r not msging u back? Lovely Heart replied 2 brain: U need reason, I need Relation ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Each day god sends his angels to guide us .. We dont expect to see them with wings.. Or halo flying above their heads.. Instead they come in disguise and we call them friends.. THank for being an angel to me ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hamari dosti sardi khasi nahi jo kuch din rahe, hamari dosti AIDS hai jo ek bar ho jaye to marne tak saath nibhati hai..!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jab se apko jana hai, jab se ap jaisa dost paya hai, har dua me aap ka naam aaya hai, Dil karta hai punchu us khuda se ki, Kya itna pyara dost sirf mere liye banaya hai? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAPPY is START of life, FEELING is PART of life, BEAUTY is ART of life but your FRIENDSHIP is GIFT of my life ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maitree..? Samajli tar bhavna.. Pahile tar nate.. Mhanal tar shabd.. Watle tar prem.. Ghetli tar kalji.. Milali tar nashib.. Pan japli tar swarg...!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kabhi masti-kabhi jhagda Kabhi ansu-kabhi hansi Choti si zindagi, choti choti khushi, Ek pyar ki kashti aur dher sari masti, Bas isis ka naam to hai DOSTI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mohabbat bewafa ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi, Duniya gum ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi Unke pas hamare siwa sab kuchh hai, Par hamare pas unke siwa kuch bhi nahi. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 bar sabhi emotions ne hide n seek khelna chaha.. DARD counting karne laga JEALOUSY ped k pichhe or PYAAR gulab k piche chup jate hai. DARD ne JEALOUSY ko khich k bahar nikala JEALOUSY ne DARD ko PYAAR kaha chupa hai bata diya. DARD ne PYAAR ko bahar khicha par katon k kaaran PYAAR ki aankhe chali jai hai Bhagwan DARD ko ye saja deta hai k wo aaj se hamesha PYAAR k saath rahega Tabse lekar aaj tak PYAAR andha hai uar jaha PYAAR waha DARD hai.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Visarnar nahi mi tula, Visru nakos tu mala Visarto ka kadhi kinara tya sagarala, Lakshat thev tu jar visarshil mala, Tar tyach sagrat fekin tula. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jab me mar jau tab mera shariri jala dena... Bas mera dil nikal lena Parvah nahi hai mujhe mere dil kk jal jane ki.. Mujhe parvah hai toh bas is dil me rehene wale ki... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Communications are lifelines of any relation.. Silence increases distances.. So i always disturb my best buddies.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ayushyachya Calculation khup vela kele Pan sukh-dukhache account kadhi jamlech nahi. Jevha total zali tevha samajle AATHWAN sodun kahich balance urla nahi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS r greater than relatives, Beacuse relatives hav blood relationship, But friends hav a Heart Relationship & heart provides blood to all ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MOON has come to colour ur dreams STARS to make them musical and My SMS to give u warm and peaceful sleep ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dosti karo BSNL wali se Pyaar karo IDEA wali se Baat karo AIRTEL wali se Aankh ladao VODAFONE wali se Par Dosto shaadi karna bina MOBILE wali se..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apni zindagi ka alag usul hai, Dost ki khatir to kante b Kabul hai, Hans k chal du kaanch k tokdo par Agar dost kahe ye mere bichaye hue phool hai.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kabir ka latest doha- 'Miss u miss u sab kahe..! Par actually miss kare na koy..!! Agar koi kisi ko really miss kare to fir sms q n bheje.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D-dur reh k pass ho O-oro se jo khaas ho S-sabse pyara jiska ehsas ho T-takdir ko jinki talash ho I-i think wo aap ho... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

2013

Hello My name is messages. Muje SMS k naam se bhi jana jata hai or main AAp k frnd (bhushan) k mobile me postman ka job krta hu. Sir ne aapko GOOD MORNING kaha hai... --------------------------------- ------- LIFE is "sin90" that is 'ONE' . LOVE is "cos90" that is 'ZERO' . But... . FRIENDSHIP is "tan90" that is 'INFINITY' Friendship Never ends....!!! ------------------------------------- Amir itna bano ki aap kitni bhi kimti chiz ko chaho kharid sako OR Kimti itne bano ke is duniya ka koi bhi amir apko kharid na sake -------------------------------------------- Excellent definition of a friend: Read Carefully.... "A friend is a GIFT given to u by your own behaviour" ------------------------------------------------------- KILLING ENGLISH:- PT SIR: "U 3 of u, Stand together separately" GEO TEACHER: "Will u hang that map or else i'll hang myself" PRINCIPAL: "Tomorrow call ur parents, Especially Father and mother" ENG TEACHER: "why r u looking at the monkeys outside when i'm in the class..?" ------------------------------------- Wo sabun ki khushbu... Wo thanda pani.. Wo shampoo ki mehek... wo dhule hue kapdo ka ehsaas tum kya jano.. Wo to sirf roj nahanewale jane... ------------------------------------- A funny life cycle, COCKROACH is afraid of RAT, RAT of CAT, CAT of DOG, DOG of MAN, MAN of his GIRLFRIEND n GIRLFRIEND of COCKROACH...... --------------------------------------- Coffe never knew how good it could taste before it met Sugar & Milk We r good as individuals but when we meet d right people we become d best... ------------------------------------- Man 2 God: Can i smoke while i pray? God got ANGRY.... Another man asked: Can i pray while i smoke? Gos AGREED.... "Response depends on how u propose..." --------------------------------------- Sum promises r always unbroken, Sum memories are always unwritten, Fell d magic of A TRUE relation & U'll realise dat real feelings r always Unspoken ---------------------------------- Umeed ki kasti ko koi duba nai sakta Roshni k diye ko koi bujha nai skta Hamari dosti to TAJMAHAL ki tarah h jise koi dusra dobara bana nai sakta ------------------------------------ A great proverb which will real make u think.. "Day by Day nothing changes... But When u look back everything is different..!" ------------------------------------- Movie Dialogues in chemistry's language My name is BOND, Covalent BOND Rishte me hum tumhare ALOOTROP lagte hai, naam h diamond P-BLOCK se dar nahi lagta sahab, D-BLOCK se lagta h Ek bar jo maine BOND toda to mai ACTIVATION ENERGY ki b nai sunta RESONANCE ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai Ye ELECTRON mujhe de de CARBON Ek chutki HYYDROGEN ki kimat tum kya jani OXYGEN babu N last b nt d least.. Thermodynamics abhi baaki h mere dost ---------------------------------------------- Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena, Itna miss karke kal bhula na dena, Apne is rishto ko zinda rakhna, kahi inhe yaado ki tarah bhula na dena.... ------------------------------------ "Flowerful" Morning "Colourful" Noon "joyful" Evening "peaceful" Night B happy its a "Fantastic"Day 4 U.. --------------------------------------- Best lines said by a mathematician: "my love for my friends is like a circle It has no side to be broken, no ends to be ended & no angle to be measured" ------------------------------------ Girlfriend is Hot Wtaer, Lover is mineral water, Wife is Corporation Water, relationshp is River water, But "FRIENDHIP" is pure Rain Water! ------------------------------------- FRIENDS r like Biscuits U r Parle, I m G U r Marie, I m Gold U r Sun, I m Feast U r Milk, I m Shakti & Obviously U r KRACK, I m JACK ------------------------------------- Ayushyat fakt don vyaktiwar prem kra 1 aayushya bhar tumhi jinkav mhanun harat alele tumche baba 2 tumchya haranyal nehmich "JInkanari" mhanari tumchi Aai. -------------------------------------- Mohabbat k sapne wo dikhatey bahut hain, Raaton main wo hum ko jagaatey bahut hain, Main aankhon main kajal lagaun to kaise, in aankhon ko log rulaate bahut hain! . . Issh aah daldiya, . . . . message re.... Bas aur kitna chadaunga ------------------------------------ Athisa Asa Athea Awaya Atoa Asaya Ayoua Ahappya Afriendshipa Aina Aadvancea Aina Aaa Anewa Astylea Samaja? Nahi! To pehle "A" or last "A" nikal k padho ------------------------------------- INNOCENT LOVE KG boy closed his ears when a gal was abt 2 start her speech Others Asked- Y? BOY: "shes my GF & she'll start with brothers & sisters" ------------------------------------ What is SUCCESS?? In 1988, Tendulkar failed in english in 10th std... Now in 2013, 10 std english 1st lesson about SAchin Tendulkar.. That is SUCCESS..!!! ----------------------------------- Dosti ka shukriya kuch is tarah ada karu aap bhul b jao to me har yaad karu Dosti ne bas itna sikhya h muje k khud se pehle apke liye dua karu... ------------------------------------- Deadly PJ:- Tere pyar mein tere baap ne ujhe pita Tere pyar mein tere baap ne ujhe pita Tan ki shakti, Man ki shakti, BOURNVITa ------------------------------------- Work is not an's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure -George S. ------------------------------------- GOD asked; "Wht is forgiveness? A little girl gave lovely reply: It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone" ------------------------------------ Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep. ----------------------------------- Once AURANGZEB said to his soldier that why r u not finding SHIVAJI Go fast as u can and find him Soldier replied: It is impossible He asked : Y? Then he replied "We r moogle not google!!!! ------------------------------------- Movie of SCHOOL LIFE: Classes- JAIL Attendance- HERA PHERI Classroom- NO ENTRY Teacher- JAANI DUSHMAN...Exam- EVIL DEAD Examiner- DON Friend during Exam- HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN? Viva- SHOOTOUT Marking- ANDHA KANOON Exam Time- QAYAMAT Question Paper- Ek PAHELI Answers- KORA KAGAJ result- SAMDA Pass- CHAMATKar Fail- YE TO HONA HI THA Future- NA TUM JANO NA HUM ------------------------------------- Small but value added message..! 'A mountain is not higher tha ur confidence.. Bcoz it will b under ur feet, if u reach the top! ------------------------------------------ "Silence is the best ans for all ques" Smile is d best reaction in all situations" Unfortunatly both never help in orals and practicals..! ------------------------------------

Mobile Sms 13/12/12 - 25/3/2013

Ala ala paus chimbha bhijale aangan Ghasarla tumcha pa aani sujle tumche dhungan _____________________________________________________________________________________ A beautiful girl went to his Professor's cabin and said: I will do anthing to pass in the exams PROFESSOR: Open our books and study then ______________________________________________________________________________________ KHUSHI na ho to HASSI kis kam ki? MAZA na ho to MASTI kis kam ki? AAPKI ad aae aur HUM sms na kare to apni PAR bhari DOSTI kis kam ki.... ______________________________________________________________________________________ Send 2 al who knows ur voice... Now tel in me D wa i speak is? 1 Childish 2 Cool 3 Sentiment 4 ful of Attitude 5 Lovely 6 Shy 7 Attractive 8 Frank... _______________________________________________________________________________________ सुलतानी अंधारात पेटला दिवा , शिवशाही देश लाभली, जिंकले शिवबा निराक्षरी अंधारात लागला दिवा, उगे शिक्षित झाली, जागले जोतिबा अस्पृशातेच्या अंधारात उजळला दिवा, आवघी माणुसकी जगली, लढले बाबा अंतरी ए तेवढा दिवांची मान्दैलीनांदो सुख संपदा, जीवन दिवाळी दिवाळी शुभेचा दीपावली आपणा सर्वाना आगदी ______________________________________________________________________________________ Koi aapse baat kare Aapki tareef kare Aapko smart kahe TO usse zor se 1 THAPPAD maro Uski himmat kaise hui apko APRILFOOL banane ki Wo bi (any month) mahine me ______________________________________________________________________________________ Insaan ke andar message padhne ka itna shauk hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupidfool Idiot ko kitna bhi kuch kehte raho Fir B wo niche tak padhta zaroor hai... tum dur kon jate ho ab apne aap ko hi le lo ye pta hote hue bhi ki is msg mein kuch nahi hai phir bhi pade ja rahe ho pado pado bilkul last tak padnaa ab aap e soch rahe hoge ki kab ye msg khatam ho or mein bhi kisko forward karu.. Par aise msg itni jaldi khatam nahi hote Hame maloom hai Aap muskura rahe ho Yahi ham chahte H ki aap muskurate rahen.. Aap padte padte thak gae hoge thik hai Ab msg khatam karte hai... Padega INDIA tabhi toh badega INDIA ___________________________________________________________________________________ One of the most imp Festival in Students life... . . . . "EXAM Festival Dive pan lagtat, Fatake pan futatat, Band pan vajto n Aarti pan ovaltat ____________________________________________________________________________________ Stor of Newton's Laws: A cow was walking NEWTON stopped it It st stopped He formulated his first law " An object continues to move unless it's stopped" He generated a FORCE n kicked the Cow, it made a sound "MA"! He formulated the 2nd law, F = MA!! After sometime the cow kicked Newton, then he formulated the 3rd law i.e "EVER ACTION HAS AN & OPPOSITE REACTION" __________________________________________________________________________________ Kehte hai har baat kisiko kahi nahi Jati- Apno ko B batai nahi jati-Par dost to dil ka 'Aaina' Hota hai Aur aaine se Surat chupai nahi jati...! ____________________________________________________________________________ f.r.i.e.n.d. f: full of love r: r00t of j0y i: island of peace e: end of sorrow n: name of hope d: door of understanding ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rahul Gandhi: Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? . . . . . Sonia: 'JAB TAK HAI JAAN' . . . . Rahul Gandhi: Hamari help kaun karega?? . . . . . Sonia: 'SON OF SARDAR' ____________________________________________________________________________________ Frnds means: U hap, I hap U sad, I sad U cry, I cry U laugh, I laugh U fal down in nala, I dance Ohh la la ohh la la ('.')> <\"\ _/""\_ ______________________________________________________________________________ Chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the Ek ladka - Baba engineering kr li h, age ka karu? 1 sadhu dusre sadhu se: 1 chatai aur laga bhai k lie Ha ha ha ___________________________________________________________________________________ Wife - Woh sharabi dekh rahe hon? 10 saal pehle maine shadi k liye mana kiya tha. Aj tak wo pee raha hein Husband - Are baap re itna lamba celebration ____________________________________________________________________________________ r reaching her destination told the cab driver, "okay, here, here is good" Jeeto: How much is it? Driver: 250 rupees Then after searching in her purse for a while, Jeeto said,"Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only 200 Rupees on me ________________________________________________________________________________ The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of thoughts. Bu the quality of your thoughts depends on the people u have in our life _____________________________________________________________________________ Waqt beet gaya to log bhula dete hai, Bewajah apno ko rula dete hai, Jo dia raat bhar roshni deta hai, Subah hote hi log use bhi bhuja dete hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ Morning sky is shining blue Grass covered with crystals of dew.. May god shower his blessings on U.. Wishing the good morning to you _____________________________________________________________________________________ END is not end Infact E.N.D.means Effort never dies NO is not negative word NO means Next Opportunity So think +ve then success is Ur's ___________________________________________________________________________________ A man found a lamp in d street He rubbed it It blasted n d man died Moral: Not everything belong to Aladdin Some things belong to BINLADEN too _______________________________________________________________________________________ When u were born, U cried & world rejoice Live ur life such that when u die the world cries but u rejoice... ___________________________________________________________________________________ A real experience in m life..!! . . Whenever I give A lot of Importance to someone in m life.., I lost m importance in their life..!! ________________________________________________________________________________ GF: Kare tu majhi aathwan aalyawar ka karto? BF: Me tujha avadta chocolates khato. TU majhi aatwan aalyawar ka karte? GF: Mi tujhya avadtya VIMALchya pudya khate ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kaun kehta hai k Pani free ka hota hai? Kabhi Slice ki 14 rupay wali khareed k dekho, usme 10rupay ka pani aur 4 rupay ka mango juice hota hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ Humari bi thi ek kahani, Humari bi thi ek hasti purani Kaandhe pe tha dosto ka hath, Saara jamana jeet lete aisa tha aron ka saath, Saath baithkar kar (...) dil se lagaya, Phir bhi kamino ne jaate jaate khub hasaa.... Padhai ka to sirf bahana tha, School me dosto se milne jana tha, Marne se pehle ek vada nibhana, Meri kabar par kehna "YAAR!! UTH KAL MOVIE DEKHNE TIME PE AANA" _______________________________________________________________________________ Ek bar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the ship doobi nahi fir b sab mar gae, KAise? Bich samundar me ship bigad gayi thi. Saale 'DHAKKA' dene utar gaye __________________________________________________________________________________ Janglat garudi pungi vajvat hota Janglat garudi pungi vajvat hota Wah Wah. . . . Saap evadha chaapter hota SALA headphone laun ZOPALA hota... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Classic bezzati... BOy:Hi!!! Girl(showing attitude): Do I know you?? . . . . . . . . . . . Boy(in COOL tone): Tumhari itni AUKAAT kahan.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Maitri mazi tula .. Gandh maza tula.. Aas mazi tula.. Dhas maza tula... Shwas maza tula.. Mann maze tula.. Khup sms kar mala Changli "SASU" milel tula.. __________________________________________________________________________________ So many straws in 1 pepsi So much fight 4 1 chocolate So many hands in 1 chips packet So many frnds in 1 bench So much laughter 4 1 stupid joke So many phone cals in 1 bda n8 So many hugs 4 1 little worry So many tears 4 1 little fight So many absentees 4 1 small test "Lying on a friend's shoulder 4 a simple problem..!! FRIENDS" r d best part of our small life.. Send this msg to al ur good frnz whom u never wanna loose _____________________________________________________________________________________ I am dumpling dumpling hallo hone ban Felling something something hallo hone ban....! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa sharab pikar SAdhu se takra gaa, Sadhu gusse me- AAe or kaha murkh me tujhe SHRAAP deta hu SAnta- Rukiye Maharaj me Glass leke aata hu ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1947 ki ladlia bole: Jiya bekrar hai, Aaja mere sajan tera intjar hai Aur 2013 ki ladkia bole: Jiya bekrar hai, Aaja mere sajan varna dusra taiyar hai... _____________________________________________________________________________________ DARU cha padha: DARU eke DARU Baithak zali suru.. DARU dune GLASS Majja yeil khass! DARU trik WINE mere jase fine DARU chok BEER Taka pudhcha gear DARU pache RUM Visrun jau gum DARU sake BRAND Ana chikan handi DARU sate WHISK Cocktail ahe risk DARU athe BEVDA Ana shev chivda..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Samudra kinari 2 premi basle hote Premi mulane mulicha hath pakadla & mhanala "TU bolat ka nahis?" Ti hasli & retivar lihile "Tondat tambakhu aahe na mhanun..." ____________________________________________________________________________________ Singham ne bled se GF ka naam apne haat pr likha & 5 min baad jorjor se rone laga Jakant Shikre: Kun ro rahe ho? Singham: Aaicha gavat, Spelling chukli ____________________________________________________________________________________ TEACHER- TUmhare ghar me sabse chhota kaun hai? Stdent - Papa Teacher- Wo kun? Student- Wo abhi tak mumm ke sath sote hain...!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj chaturthi ke shubh awsar par paye Superstar . . . . . . . . . . "BHUSHAN RANE" se milne ka mauka Sirf call kijie is diye no par 8390361297 ____________________________________________________________________________________ FaCt Of LF: When sum1 cares for us, we think the make us bore But when we really need them, sum1 else have already liked their boring care...1 ________________________________________________________________________________ Kanjusi ka jab ausar diya jaega tab sabse pahela no aapka aega galti se bi sms mat karna varna apka ausar kisi aur ko chala jayega __________________________________________________________________________________ ROWDY SMS: Jab mai SMS karta hu To samjho mai tumhe aad kar raha hu Or jab me SMS nhi karta TO samjho me tumhe "DEFINITELY" aad kar raha hu ___________________________________________________________________________________ 70% of the college students in the world r suffering frm AIDS. Can't Believe, But its... . . . . true!!! AIDS- Attendance & Internal Marks Deficiency syndrome!! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Ho gai hai *"NIGHT"* Band kar do*"LIGHT"* Acche sapno ki pakdo *"FLIGHT"* have a sweet dreams and *"GOOD NIGHT"* _______________________________________________________________________________________________ The biggest similarit about our first love & firs drop of rain is- THat how much even you try to escape from it... IT CATCHES U _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Masala JOKE: JIN ke pass hai who haath meinleke hilate hai; nahin to oongali se kaam chalate hai.. Bolo ka..? Dirty MInd... . . . Tooth Brush ________________________________________________________________________________________________ WHen U are Angry at someone & get irritated Time to Time ... But U still can't live without him/her; THat is a relation, A true relation _________________________________________________________________________________________________ In soft gleaming of stars..... may all ur dreams come true,]ma evry star of ever night bring love and joy to you HAPPy BIRTHDAY __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Let the sweetest person come to our dreams tonight But do not make it a habit because I am not free ever night Good Night _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes I don't reply Sometimes I don't msg you But that Doesn't mean I forgot You I'm just lazy like you _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship And Love are medicine for an kind of pain but be sure that there is no medicine in the world for pain given b Love and friendship ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ Which news abt me wil shock u d most? 1. I cooked food 2. I m in love 3. I pra 5 times a day 4. I m getting married 5. I hate u 6. I m very silent 7. I m commited 8. I nvr laugh... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Never thnk 2 much abt the past, it brings tears.. Never think 2 much abt future, it brings fears ... Live this moment with a smile,it brings cheers... _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ POTTI REMIX 1 tatti, sou afsana.. Tatti ki dalali mei mou kal One tatti a day, keeps doctor away tatti tatti pe likha hai khana wala ka naam Dhobi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki Tatti kar dara mai dal Tatti in need, is a tatti indeed Ghar ki tatti, gobar barabar.. Little re tatti hood.. Tatti na ka tou phir kya jiya.. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Zindgi me hamesha sabki jarurat rakho Par kabhi kisi ki kami nahi! Kyunki... Jarurat aur b koi puri kar sakta hai, Par "KISI KI KAMI KOI PURI NAHI KR SAKTA" __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I m d best i can proov it, . . I can put coffee in a coffee cup Can u put world in a worldcup . . I can send m no. on ur cell Can usend ur cell on m no. . . I can eat cream biscuits with cream Can u eat tiger biscuit with tiger . . . . ? /. . Socho Socho nahi na Kaha na onl m d best...!! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Kal dupari manat vichar aala.. 'Kuch toofani karte hai...' Mag kay.. Ghetli Cycle.. . . Ani... . . Gelo Petrol Bharayala..." ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya hai... Jis tarah 1 machhar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge, Theek usi tarah 1-2 sms karne se aap bhikari nahi ban jaoge...! _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ UNKNOWN phone call BO-Do u have bofrnd? GIRL-Ya but who r u? . . . . . BO-Mi DADA boltoy, thamb ghari yeto mag baghto tula... . . . THen again UNKNOWN call . BOY-Do u hve BF? GIRL-I hate u, I'm ur BF GIRL- I'm so sorr janu.. I loveU BOY- Mi DADAch boltoy thamb ata yetoch ghari _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kal 1 tuta tara dekhkr mene dua mangi Ki mere dosto ko SMS karne ki shakti De ACHANAK Dekha Ki Tara wapas asman me jud gaa or bola "IMPOSSIBLE" Kanjus h sabke sab ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ TRUE fact- "Acchi zindgi jine k lie kisi chiz ka tag karo Magar Ek hi Chiz ko pane ki jidd me apni zindgi ko barbad mat karo..." It's TRUE ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ No Greeting Card to give... No sweet flowers to send.. No cute ghraphics to forword.. Just A LOVING HEART _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Aashiyane hum nhi sajate, Baago mai ful hum nahi khilate, Hamari ek pasand se tut jayenge hazaro dil, Isliye to hum koi "GIRLFRIEND" nahi banate.... ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Boy asked God: Hi God! Why she loves a rose which dies in a day. But doesn't love me, who dies for her everyday? GOD replied: Lai Bhari FACEBOOK var tak ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya .... Jara Gaur Farmayiga.. Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai WAH Wah . . Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai Kamino naa good mrng msg nahi ban raha hai, Bahut pareshaan hu mai... __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "DOsto se problem share krna accha hota hai. . . . "Islie nahi ki wo use solve krte h Par . . . . Saale aise-aise solutions dete h ki hum problem hi bhul jate hai" _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ '*D*' '*O*' '*S*' '*T*' It's a package of feelings, Nobody can make it, Nobody can delete it, NObody can explain it, Only "WE" can "FEEL" it.... __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Mobile SMS 18/9/12 - 12/12/12

आदर आहे, शंका नाही पण समाधान आहे, पैसा नाही पण श्रीमंती आहे,प्रखर नाही पण तेजस्वी आहे, गर्वाने म्हणतो मी “लेवापाटील” आहे _______________________________________________________________________________ Ironic bu Comedy...!! Every comedy thing you share with ur parents turns into a serious lecture for U...!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ ATTiTude MaTTers: I dont care if people dont like me... Afterall I am not FACEBOOK STATUS to be liked....!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ Udas hu pa us se naraz nahi, Vo dil me hai par mere sath nahi, Jhuth kahu to kuch hai mere pass or sach kahu to uske siwa kuch b khass nahi... ______________________________________________________________________________________ Snta ne apni BHABHI ko khub mara Logo ne pucha Q? Snta - Yaar, mai jise b puchta hu ki tum phone pe kise bat kr rhe ho? Hr koi kehta h TERI BHABHI se ___________________________________________________________________________________ If sum1 steps on ur foot n asks:"Did I hurt U?" Step on theirs harder n ask... 'can U feel my answer..? Sumtimes its good to b Stupid... _______________________________________________________________________________________ Santa ne 1 khubsurat ladki ko pucha aap kaha rehti ho??? . Ladki - M.G.Road . . Santa - Itni khubsurat ho kar b road par rehti ho Mere ghar chalo ____________________________________________________________________________________ "U cant upload Luv & U can't download time... Google can't give all d ans in life... So just LoGin to reality & U will like d status of ur Life... ______________________________________________________________________________________ ----- aur ----- kran koi tumse sikhe 1.ZID 2.LOVE 3.FLIRT 4.RESPECT 5.BATEIN 6.DOSTI 7.NAFRAT 8.IGNORE 9.MASTI Choose two words for me.... Plz honestly Plz request Arz kiya hai- Dil he sachcha or dimaag he kacha..!! Dil he sachcha or dimag he kachcha...!! Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya baat he bachha..!?? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Small but very effective fact dedicated to students lyf- Whn a teacer says get out of class it simply means U hav won the argument!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ So true..... Behind every succesful love there is a friendship..! But,behind every separated friendship there is a LOVE..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Whenever U speak to ur dear ones, After the talk u'll surely feel "Oh I forgot to tell smthng" These 'somthngs' give continuity to NICE RELATION ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fact - USA scientists have proved dat there r 7532648156489105400 people in da world who r too lazy 2 read the above no. Like U did Now don't Smile ________________________________________________________________________________ Every1 Say,"U can win over ur Enemy by Love" Bt the real is "Luc is the biggest enemy of life when it hurts" ____________________________________________________________________________________ In ankho ko samjne wala chahie Rote hue dilko hasane wala chahie Yu to mil jate he pyar jatane wale bahut Par hme to pyar nibhane wala chahie ___________________________________________________________________________________ Santa:Should I buy Tickets for my children? Conductor:Yes! Only if they are above 8 SAnta: Thank God I have only 6 children...... __________________________________________________________________________________ If U want 2 njoy anthng, always think 2day is the 1st day... But if U waqnt 2 achieve anythng, think 2day is the last day..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Chocolates melts in Sunlight.... So pls dont walk in sunllight othrwiseI'll lose a sweet person like U I know this is too much Bt wht to do msg's are free again ____________________________________________________________________________________ Attitude for life - Log hamare bare me kya sochte hain, Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir log kya sochenge........? _____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't love the person who enjoys with You... Love the person who really suffers with you... Bcoz The pain of real love can never be defined...! ___________________________________________________________________________________ True Lines: Poor man runs 4 his daily food, While a rich man runs digest his daily food" What A WORLD...? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fantastic Meanings : CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.! MARRIAGE : It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.! YAWN : The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST : A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway : "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills. _____________________________________________________________________________________ I Like everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i Love only one I Live for everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i breath only for One I talk to everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i share everything to Only One I smile with everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But my smile is for only One I am for everyone ♥ ♥ ♥ But i Belong to onLy One & that ONE is ONLY YOU... ___________________________________________________________________________________ A girl never express her liking for a boy Thinking boy should express first . . And .... . A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend That’s why love stories end before it starts....!!!! ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Pass this to your friends & see how many fruits you get. APPLE : You should improve your nature.. ORANGE : You are different from others.. PINEAPPLE : I like when you tease me.. GUAVA : You are so beautiful & cute.. MANGO : I Love You.. GRAPE : I really enjoy your company.. CHERRY : You are sweet.. BLACKBERRY : It's fun to fight with you.. LEMON : I can't understand your character... Reply, which fruit will you give me.?! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Cute Reply...........!!♥♥♥ DAD : One who wins in love wins life and one who fails in love can win the world . CHILD : But what is the use of winning the world after losing life? ____________________________________________________________________________________ I кησω I cαη ѕєαяcн fσя уσυ ιη му нєαят, ωнєη I мιѕѕ уσυ, вυт ѕσмєтιмєѕ, I ωιѕн тнαт уσυ cσυld rєαllу вє нєяє, ѕσ тнαт I cαη ωнιѕρєя, "I Lσνє уσυ," ιη уσυя єαя.. ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ jindagi ki kimaat saans se pucho, umeed ki keemat ek jhuti aans se pucho, dharti ki pyaas barsaat se pucho, aap humari jindagi me kya keemat rakhte hain, ye humse nhi ek baar aiina dekho or apne aap se pucho..........:) _____________________________________________________________________________________ Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya, Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain, Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya, Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain…:) ___________________________________________________________________________________ Gehri thi raat, lakin hum khoye nahi, Dard bahoot tha dil mein, lakin hum roye nahi, Koi nahi hamara jo puche humse, Jag rahe ho kisi ke liye, ya kisi ke liye soye hi nahi..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kash Teri tanhaiyon me mai shareek ho jaun, Kash Tera mai naseeb ho jaun, Na rahe kisi aur ki aarzu tumko, Kash Itna mai tere kareeb ho jaun. G('_')('_')D MøRnInG. . ____________________________________________________________________________________ Time is the most elastic element of world because it increases the waiting for someone and decreases the hours when we are enjoying with someone. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Yeh dil bahut udaas H Koi pna nhi Paas H Hr waqt boring sa ehsaas H Jara apni Girlfriend ka number dena Suna hai maal bahut JHAKAAAAS hai....!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Police asked thief :Y U stole 3 times in the same store? Theif replied: I stole one dress 4 my wife & I went to change it twice.. Women U know how they R...!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Awesome Quotes: "Life sometimes bcums so selfish that it wants evrything N while trying for everything we miss someone who is worth Everything" _________________________________________________________________________________ Good Day is not creatd by God, Not designed by ur parents Not prepared ny U Good Day is made only by The Britania company "Ting tin tiding" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Greatest Insult ofboys in Zoology Lab A student complained: "Sir my frog is pregnant" Sir Replied: Sala tumpe to vishwas krke Ek mendhak b ni de sakte _____________________________________________________________________________________ Select any animal then i will reply u ki aap padhai me kitna aage badh sakte ho.... 1.Parrot 2.Peacock 3.Owl 4.Eagle 5.Crow Plz Reply, m waiting Its interesting... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------VERY GOOD Kya animal choose kiya hai... Kya karoge aage padhkar, jab animal or bird mein fark hi nahi pata Dub maro pani mein __________________________________________________________________________________ My name is dream Now I want ot show U all the sweet collections So, close ur eyes& go to deep sleep ...Don't miss me... C U in Dream ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nothing is old nothing is new, Just a amatter of point of view,enjoy life as happy days r few Bcoz life is a ocean & happy moments r like dew .... __________________________________________________________________________________ Never reject anybody in your life ... Bcoz Good person gives us happiness & bad person gives us experience... Both are essential _____________________________________________________________________________________ What is attachment? "Its when U know that d people U value will not msg U" Bt when d light blinks in ur cell, U see with a feeling that it mgt b their SMS.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Khuda ki Ibadat me wo ek dua hamari hogi Jisme mangi har khusi tumhari hogi Jab B koi Dastak Sunai de dilpe, Samjo wo yaad ki dastak hamari hogi.... ____________________________________________________________________ "True love comes only 1 time with 1 person. If it comes for the second time..., it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Royal Heart Touching Lines about a friend - "I did not explain my frndship Bcoz I hav a friend who can understand even my silence" Good DAY..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ My msgs ae like moon 1day it increases 1day it DEcreases May Be 1day it DISAPPEARS But Nvr "Dies" Any time it comes "BAck" 2 say - I still remember U...! _________________________________________________________________________________ A grt author says- I Love Photos..!! Sum 1 askd why? He replied Bcoz, Photos nvr changes evn whn ppl in it change..! Be like a photo.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Evergreen thought 44 happy Life- "This moment is not permanent in life " Read the above statement whenever U are happy or Sad It works honestly! ________________________________________________________________________________ Udas hu par us se naraz nahi, Vo dil me hai par mere ath nahi, Jhuth kahu to sab kuch hai mere pass Or Sach kahu to uske siwqa kuch b khass nahi _____________________________________________________________________________________ Thought of the day: . . . . Pls Replace . . . . Your . . . . . Toothbrush before it bcomes a sunflower...!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Define LOVE & xplain (10 marks) Def.: A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship btween male & female dat can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided AGE: Usually occurs in teenagers bt nowadays can be found in any age ! SYMPTOMS: Tension, Daydreaming, Insomnia ,Phone Addiction DIAGOSIS BY: Diary, Photos, Mobile TREATMENT: Anti-LOVE therapy by father's shoe or mother's Chappal... __________________________________________________________________________________ I a monkey catches U, What will U Do? . . . . I know..!! U both will hug first, The start crying Its natural if Twins meet after a long time Good dayA very lovely msg- Girl:Duniya ko batado ki tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho? Boy ne girl k kaan me kaha - I LOVE YOU Girl: Tumne kaan me Q kaha? A very lovely reply by boy . . . . . . . Boy: Qki tum hi meri duniya ho..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Be Careful!!! Ur each xpression wil leave an impression +__________________________________________________________________________________ Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka dil raat ko 2 baje b tod sakti H.. . . . . . . . . . . . . The number U have dialed is busy on another call.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ()""() (',') "Hey U !!1 Yes U... The cute one... Holding this phone! Are asleep? Just wanted 2 say Good Night...! ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Mithi Mithi morning" "thanda thanda mausam" "hot hot tea" dil ki har dhadkan says- Very Very good morning.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Love dosn't mean 2 win some1.. But it means 2 lose urself completely 2 some1.. N it is not done by excellence of mind but with purity of heart.. ______________________________________________________________________________ Cut possessiveness- A small girl lukes at her brothers girlfrnd n asks innocently, "Evryday U come to meet my brother, don't U have ur own brother! _________________________________________________________________________ The most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it The most satisfying 2 letter word "WE" Use t The most poisonous 3 letter word "EGO" Kill it The most used 4 letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5 letter word "SMILE" Keep it The fastest spreading 6 letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7 letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable 8 letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9 letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it . _____________________________________________________________________________________ One night when i was thinking about someone, one drop came out from my eye I asked him "Why U came out?" Then he gave a lovely reply to me_ "There is someone so beautiful in your eye that there is no space for me" ____________________________________________________________________________________ A tragic love story: A boy saw a girl in front of his house he proposed her, she agreed, Parents saw d voy with gal, . . @INTERVAL@ . . . MOM:Who's that girl? SON:I love that girl & I ll marry her! . . . . Mom Shocked! . . . @CLIMAX@ . . . DAD:Impossible she's ur sis,U cant marry her . . . . Son shocked1 . . .. @TWIST@ MON:Dont worry Son Ill arrange ur marriage, u r not ur DAD's son! . . . . . Now Dad shocked! . . . @THE END@ . . . . ***SUPERHIT*** _______________________________________________________________________________ Always be good with good but never be bad with the bad... Because U can wash tears with water, but you cannot wash blood with blood.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek bhoot amavas ki raat me 12 baje dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha... Tu dar mat . . . . . Rajnikant Vajnikant jaisa kuch nhi hota! ____________________________________________________________________________________ One day, NASA scientists found somthing is flying in mars, They bcome happy and shouts"LIFE on MARS"LIFE on MArs" Late they found that . . . .. . Rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth..... ____________________________________________________________________________________ GF: MEra koi picha karte rehta hai RAJNI: OK... Nxt DAy GF:Hey where the hell is my shadow???? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil agar CPU hota to sabhi yaadon ko SAVE kar lete... Dimag me agar PRINTER hota to khayalo ka PRINTOUT nikal lete Dhadkan me agar PENDRIVE hoti to zindagi ka backup le lete.. MAn me jo BLUETOOTH hota to baaton ko transfer kar lete... Aankho me jo WEBCAM hota to tasviro ko recceive kar lete Kaash ... Zindgi bhi COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART kar lete... _______________________________________________________________________ Cut lyn by a friend 2 bestfrind: "I love it wen U try to get angry on me & accidently smile ____________________________________________________________________________________ Life never seems to be d way we wnt it , but we LIVE it the best way we can. There is no perfect LIFE bt we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ In hell, a group of people r enjoying so much, GOD:these ppl r enjoying in hell also Y? YAMRAJ: They r frndz, these idiots can adjust anywhere +___________________________________________________________________________________ Thought for romantic Monsoon Aoid meeting ur Girlfrnd during onsoon . . . OTherwise, . . . . She will become . . . . . Mom-Soon _____________________________________________________________________________________ Next generation KG poem- Drinking drinking little bear How I wonder which pub is near Quarter rates are up so high Let's have desi with chana fry _+__________________________________________________________________________________ Beigam to ek bahana tha, Irada Aapko yaad dilana tha, Aap yaad kare ya na kare koi baat nahi, Aapki yaad aati hai bus itna batana tha........ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher :Can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied "NO Never" Boy said to girl "See I told u not to worry " ________________________________________________________________________________ DABANG SMS - Agar tumne hume SMS nahi kiya toh hum tumhare mobile me itne ched karenge ki confuss ho jaoge ke charger kaha lagaye aur headphone kahase ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life never turns the way we want But we live the best way we can There's no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect moments ____________________________________________________________________________________ Stay Happy Today is the heart..........day can u lend me ur heart please to save girls of age 17-19 due to your ...... girls die ___________________________________________________________________________________ Insan apna chehra to khub sajata hai Jis par logo ki NAZAR hoti hai magar Dil ko sajane ki koshish nahi karta Jis par khuda ki NAZAR hoti hai _________________________________________________________________________________ Lyf is little harami & V r little haramkhors When v find sum1 whose haramkhori matches with ours V fall into mutual harampanti ____________________________________________________________________________________ Hey my sweetu-weetu friend Go to ur softy-kofty bed take ur googly-woogly pillow Close ur tiny-miny eyes See cutie-wutie dreams Good Nught _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi ne humse pucha - "Kaise Ho?? Hamne Hans Kar kaha:ZINDGI me gum hain, gum me dard hai, dard me mazaa hai, Aur Hum maze me Hain __________________________________________________________________________________ If U read this I m smart... If u save this , U agree m smart If u 4ward this,u r spreading that m smart If u delete this, u r jealous.. _________________________________________________________________________________ No one can estroy IRON, but its own rust can! Likewise no 1 can destroy us, but our own mindset can! Only our THOUGHTS change our Life!.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Whn I don't get ur SMS, a little pain in my heart A small tear in my eyes, & sadness falls on my face, This is called True & Honest . . . . .. . Nautanki ____________________________________________________________________________________ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 8 logo ko bhejo, 1 alphabet select krne ko bolo Agar koi b word 2 bar mile to apke life partner ka naam usi se start hoga Plz 1 alphabet for me......... ____________________________________________________________________________________ *message unable to display due to cheap handset* Buy a new one...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Sardaar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gay, Qnki bank me likha tha.. . .. "Hum aapke sapno ko hakikat me badalte hai" __________________________________________________________________________________ Mr.See and Mr.Saw One day Mr.See saw sea & Mr.Saw didn't see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & Saw saw see in sea See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea... . . . Dimag kharab hua? Ab forward karke sabka dimag kharab karo... Have a nice day ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kya aap english padh sakte hai- A my THey my THey they my my my They they my A my they my A my they they Na my Chiller nahi hai aage jao _____________________________________________________________________________________ few creative Quotes for girls T-Shirt 1-"Touch here,if u dare" 2-"Weapons of mass destruction" 3-"Looking is free,but touching costs" 4-"Now more tastier n healthier" 5-"Tasted by experts" 6-"2 Hot 2 handle" 7-"Shake well before use" 8-"No 1 can use just once" 9-"Dangerous curve ahead" 10-"My face is 9 inch above from where u stare?" 11-"Did u actually look here to READ this" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jab aap 83% Naraz ho 90% Udas ho 36% Busy ho 12% Tension ho 97% Akele ho To ye sare number jodkar call krna Tume ek acha dost mil jayega __________________________________________________________________________________ Hi, Where r U? I called u 5 times but ur line was busy So plz come in ur balcony I m standing outside ur home My name is moon I just came to say GOOD NIGHT ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rose for red Red for blood Blood for heart, Heart for U, U for me, Send this to all your best friends Including me If U get back, 1-U r poor in relations 2-U need some1 to support 3-Ur friends r 2 many 4-Some1 loves U 5+-Some1 is praying god to marry u Try it.... _________________________________________________________________________________ A friend is a first person who finds the first drop of your tear, catches the second drop, Stops the third drop And Changes d fourth drop into a smile.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is a game ... And if we play the game well we need not come to play more games as we can retire as winners and achieve moksha! Have a peaceful day ahead!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Best msg i have received- Never think that u r alone in this world, Bcoz if u r alone u wud not have received this msg... Smile always, Take care _____________________________________________________________________________________ THOUGHT FOR LIFETIME: THe danger of being lonely is that u will fall easily for the very first person who shows you dat you are not alone..!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ One million copies of book sold because of one printing mistake in the title An IDEA can change your WIFE the correct word was LIFE _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ra.one cha biodata: Ra.1 kay karto?-J.one Ra.1 la konta mahina aavadto?-Shra.one Ra.1 la konta padarth avadto?-Kaal.one Ra.1 cha avadta TV chanel?-Star.one Ra.1 cha avadta number?-ekka.one Ra.1 la honara rog konta?-Hag.one Ra.1 chya bapache naav?-Pa.one Ra.1 kuthe janmala?-Tapo.one Ra.1 cha aavadta khel?-F.one Ra.1 che furniture konte?-Saag.one Ra.1 che SIM konte?-Cell.one Ra.1 che gaav konte?-Maal.one Ra.1 pahayla kiti jan gele?-No.one _________________________________________________________________________________ 1 4 2 6 = I+love+my+friend Send to 10 best friends +ME if I am See Magic in 7 min Your true loverwill message or call you If U ignored, 7 years of BADLUCK.... _+__________________________________________________________________________________ Two BEAutiful Sentences:- "Give time to some one who makes you Happy, But give more time to someone who can't be hapy without ULike me dear.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Understanding a girl This is like downloading a 4GB file At the speed of 2kbps Which ends up.. In a error at 99% Completed _____________________________________________________________________________________ Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twitter pe mom-dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course ho gaya ____________________________________________________________________________________ DUNIA me kabhi ache insaan ki tallash me mat nikalna . . . . Q ki . . . . Aaj kal dhup hai aur main bahar kam nikalta hu...Ok ___________________________________________________________________________________ Maine ek Dr. se pucha:"Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai?" Fantastic jawaab mila:"Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai.... __________________________________________________________________________________ R you waiting for my message? So sweet...! Bas fukat ke message ka hi wait karo ... Khud kabhi msg mat karo ____________________________________________________________________________________ MAM-Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hah pe kiss kare or 2nd lesson wale gaal pe ek baccha: Man, Bistar bicha lo MAM: Q? Baccha: Mujhe puri book yaad hai... ____________________________________________________________________________________ I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOGA!!! Aap bhi kiya karo Its good for health Jai Baba Ramdev _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ppl who meet U in d jorney of lyf expect a lot of things 4m U, But there r some idiots who exect nothing more tha "U" Thay are the best part of our life... ____________________________________________________________________________________ There'z always ONE person in our life To whom v give endless second chances" THe reason is that - . . . We don't know how 2 hate them as much v love them! _____________________________________________________________________________________ A lady calls Santa for repairing a doorbell Santa doesn't turnup for 4 days Lady calls again , Santa replies: I'm coming daily I press bell but no1 comes out _________________________________________________________________________________ True friends never leave each other Sometime they fight, argue,they may sit quiet But in their heart they always say, I'm still here 4 u... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Girls are over imaginative.. A boy sends a text Boy:Hey Girl(to hrself):OMG..he just txtd me..I wondr wat he wnts..may be he jst wnts to talk..or may be he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should jst answr him, dnt wnt to keep him waitin.. well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..no,thats too obvious.Could this mean he's into me? Or is he jst bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back.Who said that I even liked him?Huh..I'm gona text back now.Should I reply hi or hey.Hey with 3 y's? No that's stupid.2 y's work.He won't know if I did it on pur[ose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.Breathe in,breathe out Girl:Heyy !! Boy:Plz mark my attendance at college!!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Definition of TODAY T-The O-Opportunity To D-Do A-Any work better than Y-Yesterday ! May your each TODAY be better that each YEsterday.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek din maine bhagwan se puchha, tu q mujse har chiz chhinta rehta hai? Bhagwaan ne haskar jawab diya, q k tera mangne ka andaz mujhe pasand hai.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tis msg is made 4 u, Apke pas dimag hai ,Chalta nahi alag baat hai, Aap smart ho, Koi mnta nahi alag baat hai, Aap shareef ho, Lagte nahi alag baat hai, Kaafi izzat hai aapki, koi karta nahi alag baat hai, Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,phir bhi msg padh rahe ho, kya baat hai... Ha..Ha..Ha.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Who i am? 1.CAKE [Soft nature] 2.ICE CREAM [Cool+Confident] 3.CHOCOLATE [sweet+clever] 4.COLD DRINK [Flirty+Attitude] 5.CANDY [Talkative+Intelligent] 6.BISCUITS [Innocent+cute+shy] 7.PIZZA [bold+proudy+pretty] 8.TEA [Naughty+romantic+ziddi] Plz reply me i am waiting... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Duniya me kabhi acche insaan ki talash me mat nikalna... Qki.. Qki Aaj kal dhp bahut hai aur main ghar me hi rehta hun.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ A man saw a lion in jungle & started-"Jai hanuan gyan gun sagar jai kapish tihu lok ujagar" Lion smiles & started "wadni kewal gheta nam ghya Shri Hariche!!Be relax! __________________________________________________________________________________ Boy-U look exactly like my wife Girl:OHH.. Whats your wife's name? Boy: I'm not married yet MORAL-Learn new methods to propose.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 lovely words: "I will work hard" 3 sweet words: "I love studying" 2 special words: "My books" But.. 1 inspirational word: "TOmorrow" ____________________________________________________________________________________}Pass this to our friends and see how many chocklets you get !!! PERK : You should imrove your nature MILKYBAR: You r different from others KIT-KAT: I like when u tease me... FIVESTAR: You are so beautiful n cute BAR-ONE: I love you DAIRYMILK:I really enjoy ur company FRIUT n NUT: You r sweet TEMPTATIONS: best friendCELEBRATIONS: Its fn to fight wid u COFFE BITE: I can't understand ur charater Reply must.. Which chocolates belong to me ?? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mohabbat To sirf dil dekhkar hi ki jati hai... . . . . Chehra dekh kar to log setting hi kare hai...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ We always worry about our looks.. But The truth is that.. They neither matter to those who love us nor To those who don't love us..!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Savera is hoying ... Komda is ording... Bats r soying.. Sun is ugving... And U r Ajun jhoping! Uthing uthing... And anghol karing GOOOOOOOD MORRNING _____________________________________________________________________________________ Why boys call all grlz as ITEM? Bcoz ITEM means MAAL MAAL means PAISA PAISA means LAXMI or girl to ghar ki LAXMI hoti he to hui na ITEM Rishta wahi soch nayi... ______________________________________________________________________________ Shalet hote balpan, College madhe aale tarunpan, Barnla aste jhakan ani pen la aste topan, 'FRIENDS' aahot aapan mhanun "TUmchya saathi kaypan" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't see others doing better than you ... Beat your own records everyday Beacause SUcces is a fight Between YOU, and .... . . . . . . YOURSELF. ____________________________________________________________________________________ This age is never gonna cum back.. So fall n love ... IF u cant... Have a new crush everyday.. dream...imagine... b impulsive go crazy...Flirt...gt ur heart broken... Feel guilty fr brkng sm1s.. Gt drunk..do stupid things.. Get ovr wid it...Live dis age!! Coz thngs r gonna b very different tommorrow!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj aapka sms ayega to hi hum roti khayenge, varna 2 samosa, 1 sandwich, 1 mazaa, or 2 kele, last me dairymilk khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge..! __________________________________________________________________________________ Chaiwaala :Bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sharmaye aaye haye Ladki: Kaali si surat hatho me ketli dur khada chillaye chai chai ... __________________________________________________________________________________ Mere 3 dost hai Kallu jo ENGINEERIG padh raha hai.. Gullu jo B>A> padh raha hai.. aur Ullu jo message padh raha hai..!! Ha..ha..ha.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Palke jhuke to pyar ho jata hai Palke uthe to izhar ho jata H Na jane kya kashish H chahat me aisi ki koi anjaan B is zindgi ka haqdar ho jata H _____________________________________________________________________________ Chiti ne hathi se kaha " I LOVE U" Hathi bola"TUm muzse pyaar kyun karte ho? Chiti ne ganpati ka photo dikhaya or boli " TUzme rab dikhta hai yara me kya karu" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jo jeete wo sikandar Jo haare wo jail k andar Jo sms bheje usko jaadu ki jhappi Jo na bheje usko "baba ramdev ki pappi".... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 2 dost safar pe jate H Raste me raat hone pr wo TENT laga k so gaye Raat ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli.. usne dusre ko jaga k kaha- Aasman ki tarf dekh k bata kya nazar aa raha he..? 2nd:Bahut sare sitare.... 1st: Isse kya pata chalta hai..? 2nd: Aasman kitna khubsurat hai... 1st: Abe shayar ki aulad TENT choori ho gaya hai.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dur s dekha toh santra tha... pass gaye toh bhi santra tha.. Cheel k dekha tohbhii santra that... Khake dekha toh bhi santra tha... Waah.!! Kya santra tha... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Never expect a lot from people who love you. Bcoz They LOVE YOU Isn't that enugh for you? _________________________________________________________________________________ Lips r like frnds.. If v say STUDY, READ, WRITE, they never meet But If we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY, Immediately they will meet, try it... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi me jo hum chahte he wo aasani se nahi milta Lekin jindagi ka such ye he ki hum b wohi chahte he jo aasan nahi hota __________________________________________________________________________________ I asked God 4 flower, he gave me a garden Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest Asked 4 a river, he gave me ocean Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.. __________________________________________________________________________________ a true $ caring relation doesn't require a large talk A soft msg is enough Bcoz its not the mouth that speaks Its the heart that feels _________________________________________________________________________________ Har koi insan dil a bura nahi hota, Har koi insan bawafa nahi hota, Bujh jaata hai kabhi "DIYA" tel ki kami se Har baar kasur hawa ka nahi hota _____________________________________________________________________________________ Savera is hoying.. Komda is ording.. Bats r soying.. Sun is Ugving.. And U r ajun jhoping! Uthing Uthing And anghol karing GOOOOOD MORRRRNING ___________________________________________________________________________________ Shalet hote balpan, College madhe aale tarunpan, Barnila aste jhakan Ani pen la aste Topan FRIENDS aahot aapan mhanun "Tumchya saathi kaypan" ____________________________________________________________________________________ If girl in love Hr parents ask Woo z dat IDIOT If boy z in love His parents ask IDIOT, who z dat girl MORAL: No matter whoever in love Boyz r alwz IDIOT __________________________________________________________________________________ There are two types of suicide 1-Fast & Good - "Gale me rassi dal kr fan pr latak jao 2-Slow & Painful - "Gale me varmala daal k zindgi bhar latke raho" __________________________________________________________________________________ 1day i saw a smart boy in a shop Wt a style, Wt a smile, Wt a personality, Wt a fashion... I walked near & near My God! It was a MIRROR ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kya bharosa MObile ka Battery ka Charger ka Network ka Balance ka Time ka Life ka... So Happy........ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mobiles r so irritating! Daily charge! Monthly rechrge! Annoying beeps! Always disturbing! Bt still I love my mobile bcoz It connects "U & ME" ________________________________________________________________________________ Smile stops when v close d lips, Dreams ends whn v opn d eyes, Luv ends whn v stp believing, & Frndship ends whn v stp Disturbing...! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Buze hua diye ko jalaya nahi karte Bahti hue nadiya ko rukaya nahi karte Kuch karna hai to padhai karo SMS me samay gawaya nahi karte ___________________________________________________________________________________ Agar aapko aisa pen diya jaye jis aap jo likho wo sach ho jaye, to aap mere liye kya likhoge...? ________________________________________________________________________________ Hi, Where r u? I called u 5 times but ur line was busy So plz come in ur balcony i m standing Outside ur home My name is Moon I jst came to say good night... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Palko me Sapno ko aane do apno ki yaad me thoda kho jaane do Agar hote ho disturb mere MSG se To just chill yar thoda disturb ho jane do ___________________________________________________________________________________ Papers ki roti Notes ka achar Books ki firni Ques ki bahar Teachers ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar mubarak ho apko aanewale EXAMS ka tyohaar Wish U All the best ____________________________________________________________________________________ 99.99% of people marry their friends Bcoz they hav good understanding dat avoid problems I sent dis 2 U,u wl get good news on ....Day by a person u lyk and tomorrow will b d best day of ur life Dont break dis chain If u break u wil suffer Snd this to 10 friends in 10 mins whn u read ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is not a sharp knife to cut all those bad memories But, Life is a needle to weave golden thread of sweet memories _____________________________________________________________________________________ koi dost kabhi purana nahi hota, Kuch din baat na karanese begana nahi hota Dosti me duri to aati rehti hai, Par doori ka matlabh bhulana nahi hota... _________________________________________________________________________________ Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam... 5+3+2=151022 9+2+4=183652 8+6+3=482466 5+4+5=202541 Then 9+5+5=...?... Reply must & prove you r genius.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kash ye fasle na hote Kash hum durna hote Kash tum aur hum saath hote To sms ke paise bach jaate Aur Dono is paise se kuch khate... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Females keep on aying, "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME" I say, If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one? Hai koi jawaab? _____________________________________________________________________________________ READ CAREFULLY To know the difference between Real friend AND Just friend JF: Calls ur name sweetly.. RF: Calls u alwys with stupid silly names JF:Will never hurt U RF:Hurts u often with 1000's of apologies Jf:Knows a few tings about u... Rf:Could write a book about u JF:Would ignore this message RF: will send this to all Real Friends whom he/she never want to miss in life __________________________________________________________________________________ When u r angry at sum1 & get IRRITATED time to time... But, U still can't live without him/her That is a relation, A true relation... __________________________________________________________________________________ Morning sky is shining blue.. Grass covered with crystals of dew.. May God shower his blessings on U.. Wishing the happiest day to you ... ___________________________________________________________________________________ 11 11 11 11 ye "NIRMAL BABA" ki dua hai plz ye mpsg 11 logo ko bhejo or pao 11 din me goodnews inkar mat karna aaj se hi shuru hogi good news _________________________________________________________________________________- Meet internet family Google(WIFE) Ek sawal sau jawab Facebook(SON) Ghar ki baat sabke wall par likhta hai Twitter(GIRL) Puri colony isko follow karti hai Orkut(FATHER) Nobody knows me __________________________________________________________---______________________ I finally plucked up the courage to propose a girl out, but because I can't handle rejection, I gave her some options A) Yes B) A C) B ____________________________________________________________________________________ I have no gold to send u, I have no diamond to send u, I have no credit to call u, I have just few words to say u that.. . Sheth Garibakade laksh asudya... ____________________________________________________________________________________ The best prank call ever: CALLER- "Hello, Dominoes??" DOMINOES- "Yes sir, how may I help you CALLER- Give me Pizza Hut's number?...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Difference between falling from 1st floor and 10th floor... 10th floor: - AAAAAaaaaaa... Dhup... . . & .. 1st floor:- Dhup....AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Life is very much similar 2 boxing game Defeat is not declared when u fall down, it is declared when u refuse 2 get up _____________________________________________________________________________________Smal but very great Thought:- When u r the owner of ur smile, Then no 1 can make u cr without ur permission... So keep smiling.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Insan kehta hai Agar paisa ho to mai kuchh kar ke dikhau OR Paisa kehta he tu kuchh kar ke dikha to mai aau 'C R E A T E S U C C E S S' _____________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences ____________________________________________________________________________________ Chintu: Main kitna badkismat hoon, biwi khana banana jaanti ha par banati nahi Pintu: Bhai, meri soch. meri waali khana banana jaanti nahi phir bhi banati hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ Thought for the day:- If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of our past... If you lie, it becomes the part of our future..! Choice is urs.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Roj ti pudhe ani to tichya magey magey firaycha, Ti disli nahi tar tila shodhaycha Tala ti haluch mage valun pahaychi Tachya pratek khoda ti dole mitun sahan karachi Asel ti thodi jadi, Thodi kali Pan tyala ti khup aavdaychi Karan Tyachi Mhais Roj 10 litre dudh daychi... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai, Us paper ko hum exam me use karte h, e galti h, Is sms ko sare students ko bhejo "EXAM hatao, TREES bachao" _______________________________________________________________________________ M life means a lot to me , Not bcoz I love m life, but because I love the people in m life The world calls them friends; I call them my World _____________________________________________________________________________________ Wil u b der..? Whn i want 2 eat pizza bt share karne k lie koi na ho Wil u b der? Whn i cal u @2:30am n sa yar walk pe chale? Wil u b der..? 2 giv ans 2 m cily ques like chand gol ku he Wil u b der..? If m bike breaks down on d wa n i cal u n say yar lene aa na Wil u b der..? Whn i fil vry lonel n tumhare kandhe pe sir rakh k rone ka man kare Wil u b der..? If my heart stops n a sec b4 i cal u n sa Kuch karna yaar, nai jana mujhe. Wil u b der..? ________________________________________________________________________________ A4 Achhi morning B4 Beautful morning C4 Careful morning D4 Dream morning E4 Early morning F4 Faithfull morning G4 Ye bhi mai bolu " GOOD MORNING" _______________________________________________________________________________ Moon n band kar di lighting Sun ne shuru kar di shining Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning to hum bhi bol de aapko GM ____________________________________________________________________________________ Raj thakre ko bank k ander aate dekh, Cashier bhagkar manager ko jakar bola... . ...Sir wo phir aa gaya jo marathi me chhape hue note mangta hai...! __________________________________________________________________________________ Trust the person who can sense ur sadness in ur smile, Hear ur words in ur slence & feel ur love in ur anger Bcoz the r indeed true to U..! _____________________________________________________________________________________ He, Wish u a Happ World Gudfriend day Send it to all ur goodfriends even me, hoping I m 1 of dem See How man u get back Ur ver loving if u get 6+ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Khudane kaha mat kar itna ad dosto ko ,Tu hasna bhool jaega Maine kaha Ae KHuda tu dharti par aakar mere dosto se mil tu aasman me rehna bhool jayega ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wife ne santa ko SMS kia Kitni der me aa rhe ho SAnta ne Jawab me SMS kia 20-25 mint me Aa raha hu Agr der ho jae to ye SMS fir se padh lena __________________________________________________________________________________ U knw why women starts wit 'W' bcoz all questions start wit W..! Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? And finally WIFE...!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ "All Izz Well" Its m "zoobi doobi" msg 4 my all "IDIOT" frndz 2 whom I can say "JANE NAHI DENGE TUZE" bcoz I need u to "GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE N RAIN" I pray tum "UDTI PATANG KI" tarah alwas mast raho & hope that I never have to say "KAHA GAA USE DHUNDO" Because mere liye "JAHAAPANA TUSSI GREAT HO" ________________________________________________________________________________ Ek sawal aapke liye, "MUJHE SMS KU BHEJTE HO?" Apka jawab ek film ka naam hi hona chahiye Sabko bhejo aur dekho ka ka jawab aate hai But first reply me __________________________________________________________________________________- MOST HURTING LINES BY A TRUE n BEST FRIEND:- I you leave me, Promise me, You will come back once with our OPEN eyes to see my CLOSED eyes ____________________________________________________________________ Dole mitun prem karte Ti preysi, Dole mitlyasarkhe karte ti Dasi, Dole vatarun prem karte ti patni, Aani dole miteparyant PREM karte ti "AAI" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Police-Jis car ne tumhe thoka, uska colour & no yaad he Santa- Nhi, Par chalane wali maadam ne red shirt pehni thi & uske 2 button khule thi ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi hamari un hi sitam ho gayi, KHusi najane kaha dafan ho gai, Bahot likhi khuda ne logo ki kismat me, jab hmari bari aayi to saad ink hi khatm ho gayi _________________________________________________________________________________ "All smiling persons r not happiest person" Bt They r the best Actor's of life, Hiding all pains in their smile __________________________________________________________________________________ Good teacher tells u 2 study hard, But the best teacher is 1 who stand outside the exam hall & shouts, . . External aala re, chithya lapwa..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Life has man ways 2 make U weak Bt Alwys remember 3 things that will keep u strong .. . . . . Breakfast.. Lunch.. & Dinner Think hatke & Eat Datke ____________________________________________________________________________________ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! And When a man does that.... The slide show begins...!! ______________________________________________________________________________ DIWALI SPECIAL Ankho se asu ki judai kr do Dil se gmo ki vidai kr do Agr dill na lge kahi to Aa jao mere ghar ki safaai kr do Offer DIWALI tak... LOL _____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 bos bike pe ja rahe the Police ne roka- ahan tripling mana he or tum 4 baithe ho Chaaro ghabra k piche dekhte hue chillaye= " Abe saalo, 5wa kaha gir gaya" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mr. Santa Interview dene Gae... BOSS- Ur Birthday SAnta-22 April Sir BOSS- Kaun sa saal Santa-Ulloo ke patthe, kya kon sa saal, Har saal ___________________________________________________________________________________ 1 4 2 6 = I+Love+M+Friend Send to 10 best friends +me if i m See magic in 7 mins our true lover will message or call you If u ignored, 7 ears badluck ____________________________________________________________________________________ How can u "SM_LE" without "I"? How can u b "N_CE" without "I"? How can u "W_SH" without "I"? How can u "L_VE" without "I"? Ab maan b lijiye "I" m ver important ____________________________________________________________________________________ When some1 calls me ugly, I go up to them, smile tenderl and hug them beacuse I know life isn't easy when you have a seeing disability ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nxt year SUMMER to hoga, SUMMER vacations nhi honge HOLIDA toh honge, HAPP HOLIDAS nhi honge KHANA to roz khenge, ek dusre k tiffin ni honge SMS toh honge bt puch ni payenge ki kal chutti mare? So njo d last r.. 4wd dis 2 all ur 10th buddies... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi shaar ne ka khoob kaha hai, . . . . "Ae mohabat" tujhe paane ki koi raah nahi, . . Tu to use hi milegi Jise teri parwah nahi... hogi ___________________________________________________________________________________ Life is best for those who r njoing it Difficult for those who r analzing it n Worst for those who r criticizing it Our Attitude defines our Life..!! __________________________________________________________________________________- After ishq wala love Coming up next from bollwood... chai wali tea... hawa wali wind... kutta wala dog.... laal wala red.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ F'ship doesnt xpect an respect, Bt waits fr care in ever aspect I care fr u in my own spcl way, May b u'l nvr knw or May b i'l nvr show _______________________________________________________________________________ 1 da methl(CH#) went out for play His mom called him back But "DIMETHL ETHER" came back Wh? B'coz his mom called b saying CH3-O-CH3! XD ___________________________________________________________________________________ Lamha- Lamha zindgi guzar jayyegi 2 din k baad Diwali aaegi Abhi se hi HAMARI badhai le lo Warna phie ye Badhaiyan common ho jayegi ______________________________________________________________________________ Apke sare gum khushiyon me taul du Apke sare raj apke samne khol du Koi mujhse pehle na bol de "HAPPY DIWALI" Isliye socha, 2 din pehle hi bol du ___________________________________________________________________________________ DIL TO PAGAL HAI -to mental hospital me jao.. HAMARA DIL AAPKE PASS HAI - to phir wapas lelo KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI - jada kab hoga HUM APKE HAI KAUN - malum naho to baat ku karte ho? LAAL DUPATTA MAL MAL KA - ujjala daal do laal se nila ho jayega HUM AAPKE DIL ME REHTE HAI - ghar nahi hai kya Keep smiling