2013

Hello My name is messages. Muje SMS k naam se bhi jana jata hai or main AAp k frnd (bhushan) k mobile me postman ka job krta hu. Sir ne aapko GOOD MORNING kaha hai... --------------------------------- ------- LIFE is "sin90" that is 'ONE' . LOVE is "cos90" that is 'ZERO' . But... . FRIENDSHIP is "tan90" that is 'INFINITY' Friendship Never ends....!!! ------------------------------------- Amir itna bano ki aap kitni bhi kimti chiz ko chaho kharid sako OR Kimti itne bano ke is duniya ka koi bhi amir apko kharid na sake -------------------------------------------- Excellent definition of a friend: Read Carefully.... "A friend is a GIFT given to u by your own behaviour" ------------------------------------------------------- KILLING ENGLISH:- PT SIR: "U 3 of u, Stand together separately" GEO TEACHER: "Will u hang that map or else i'll hang myself" PRINCIPAL: "Tomorrow call ur parents, Especially Father and mother" ENG TEACHER: "why r u looking at the monkeys outside when i'm in the class..?" ------------------------------------- Wo sabun ki khushbu... Wo thanda pani.. Wo shampoo ki mehek... wo dhule hue kapdo ka ehsaas tum kya jano.. Wo to sirf roj nahanewale jane... ------------------------------------- A funny life cycle, COCKROACH is afraid of RAT, RAT of CAT, CAT of DOG, DOG of MAN, MAN of his GIRLFRIEND n GIRLFRIEND of COCKROACH...... --------------------------------------- Coffe never knew how good it could taste before it met Sugar & Milk We r good as individuals but when we meet d right people we become d best... ------------------------------------- Man 2 God: Can i smoke while i pray? God got ANGRY.... Another man asked: Can i pray while i smoke? Gos AGREED.... "Response depends on how u propose..." --------------------------------------- Sum promises r always unbroken, Sum memories are always unwritten, Fell d magic of A TRUE relation & U'll realise dat real feelings r always Unspoken ---------------------------------- Umeed ki kasti ko koi duba nai sakta Roshni k diye ko koi bujha nai skta Hamari dosti to TAJMAHAL ki tarah h jise koi dusra dobara bana nai sakta ------------------------------------ A great proverb which will real make u think.. "Day by Day nothing changes... But When u look back everything is different..!" ------------------------------------- Movie Dialogues in chemistry's language My name is BOND, Covalent BOND Rishte me hum tumhare ALOOTROP lagte hai, naam h diamond P-BLOCK se dar nahi lagta sahab, D-BLOCK se lagta h Ek bar jo maine BOND toda to mai ACTIVATION ENERGY ki b nai sunta RESONANCE ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai Ye ELECTRON mujhe de de CARBON Ek chutki HYYDROGEN ki kimat tum kya jani OXYGEN babu N last b nt d least.. Thermodynamics abhi baaki h mere dost ---------------------------------------------- Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena, Itna miss karke kal bhula na dena, Apne is rishto ko zinda rakhna, kahi inhe yaado ki tarah bhula na dena.... ------------------------------------ "Flowerful" Morning "Colourful" Noon "joyful" Evening "peaceful" Night B happy its a "Fantastic"Day 4 U.. --------------------------------------- Best lines said by a mathematician: "my love for my friends is like a circle It has no side to be broken, no ends to be ended & no angle to be measured" ------------------------------------ Girlfriend is Hot Wtaer, Lover is mineral water, Wife is Corporation Water, relationshp is River water, But "FRIENDHIP" is pure Rain Water! ------------------------------------- FRIENDS r like Biscuits U r Parle, I m G U r Marie, I m Gold U r Sun, I m Feast U r Milk, I m Shakti & Obviously U r KRACK, I m JACK ------------------------------------- Ayushyat fakt don vyaktiwar prem kra 1 aayushya bhar tumhi jinkav mhanun harat alele tumche baba 2 tumchya haranyal nehmich "JInkanari" mhanari tumchi Aai. -------------------------------------- Mohabbat k sapne wo dikhatey bahut hain, Raaton main wo hum ko jagaatey bahut hain, Main aankhon main kajal lagaun to kaise, in aankhon ko log rulaate bahut hain! . . Issh aah daldiya, . . . . message re.... Bas aur kitna chadaunga ------------------------------------ Athisa Asa Athea Awaya Atoa Asaya Ayoua Ahappya Afriendshipa Aina Aadvancea Aina Aaa Anewa Astylea Samaja? Nahi! To pehle "A" or last "A" nikal k padho ------------------------------------- INNOCENT LOVE KG boy closed his ears when a gal was abt 2 start her speech Others Asked- Y? BOY: "shes my GF & she'll start with brothers & sisters" ------------------------------------ What is SUCCESS?? In 1988, Tendulkar failed in english in 10th std... Now in 2013, 10 std english 1st lesson about SAchin Tendulkar.. That is SUCCESS..!!! ----------------------------------- Dosti ka shukriya kuch is tarah ada karu aap bhul b jao to me har yaad karu Dosti ne bas itna sikhya h muje k khud se pehle apke liye dua karu... ------------------------------------- Deadly PJ:- Tere pyar mein tere baap ne ujhe pita Tere pyar mein tere baap ne ujhe pita Tan ki shakti, Man ki shakti, BOURNVITa ------------------------------------- Work is not an's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure -George S. ------------------------------------- GOD asked; "Wht is forgiveness? A little girl gave lovely reply: It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone" ------------------------------------ Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep. ----------------------------------- Once AURANGZEB said to his soldier that why r u not finding SHIVAJI Go fast as u can and find him Soldier replied: It is impossible He asked : Y? Then he replied "We r moogle not google!!!! ------------------------------------- Movie of SCHOOL LIFE: Classes- JAIL Attendance- HERA PHERI Classroom- NO ENTRY Teacher- JAANI DUSHMAN...Exam- EVIL DEAD Examiner- DON Friend during Exam- HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN? Viva- SHOOTOUT Marking- ANDHA KANOON Exam Time- QAYAMAT Question Paper- Ek PAHELI Answers- KORA KAGAJ result- SAMDA Pass- CHAMATKar Fail- YE TO HONA HI THA Future- NA TUM JANO NA HUM ------------------------------------- Small but value added message..! 'A mountain is not higher tha ur confidence.. Bcoz it will b under ur feet, if u reach the top! ------------------------------------------ "Silence is the best ans for all ques" Smile is d best reaction in all situations" Unfortunatly both never help in orals and practicals..! ------------------------------------