Who m i for u.?? 1. Just Frnd- Ye msg wapas bhejo 2. Bestfriend- Koi joke bhejo 3. Love- say i love u 4. Special- Miss call 5. Sweetfrnd- blank msg bhejo 6. Dusman-No rply... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AAP" jante ho hme kya pasand hai 1. Gulaab ki "MEHAK" 2. Raat ki "CHANDNI" 3. Sham ki "UDASI" 4. Pyar Bhari "BATE" Aur sbse zyada is msg ka pahla word... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Attitude:- a girl propsed to me. And I said: ! ! "SORRY, I won't accept your proposal, But I appreciate your Selection...."!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6 rules to be HAPPY : Free your heart from hatred; free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FACT: Wht is Love...? In france, love is a comedy In germany, love is a drama In england, love is a tragedy But In India ,Love is a national game, sab khelte hai... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MATHS SIR: Wht is a Line? SANTA: A line is a dot, going 4 a walk! SIR: So, Wht r parallel lines? SANTA: A dot going 4 a walk with his girlfriend. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After last Argument... Boy told his girlfriend . . . . . "Hope your next Boyfriend Appreciates the Improvement I've made in You..!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- True message From Sri Sri Ravishankar Ji "Having a wife is part of living But having a girlfreiend along with wife is ART OF LIVING" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend gives "LOVE" A good friend gives "PROTECTION" A best friend gives "LIFE" A REAL FRIEND gives"Heart full of love" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is the path that leads to happiness..... But it is so narrow....... That two can't walk on it...... Unless they become One....!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zindagi me "Girlfriend" Banana B bahut zaruri hai... Pucho Q ? Qki... Zindgi Me Khushiya hi sab kuch nahi hoti GAM bhi zaruri hai ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hum hum hai AAp Aap hai Na aap kuma Hai Na hum kam hai yo kis baat ka gum hai SMS Bhejte rhiye tabhi to lagega k SMS padhne wal DABBANG Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM Hai..... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SACH BAAT HAI: Rishte Tajmahal ki tarah hote hain, Sabko unki Khubsurati to dikhti hai, Par unhe banane me laga WAQT nazar nahi aata... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kabhi usko nazar andaz na karo Jo aapki bahut parwah karta ho Warna kisi din aapko ehsas hoga ki PATTHAR jama krte- krte Aapne Heera Gawa Diya ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 Saas apne 3 damad ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kudi.. 1 damad ne bacha liya.. Saas ne use Maruti di 2nd day fir kudi 2nd damd ne bacha liya to use Bike mili 3rd day fir kudi 3rd damad ne socha cyclehi reh gayi hai, kya fayda? Aur saas dub ke mar gayi Agle din use mercedes mili Kaise? Sasur ne di....... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never worry 4 d delay in ur succes as compared to pthers... BCoz, Construction of wonders take more time than ordinary structures" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1st BOY: pados wali budhi lady jb b kahi shadi hoti hai to mere gaal khinch kar bolti hai, "AB teri bari hai" Lkin ab usne bolna chod diya hai 2nd BOY: Q? 1st BOY: Qki ab jb bhi khi kiski death hoti hai to mai bhi uske gaal khinch hr bolta hu, "Ab teri bari hai" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chehre ki muskan ban gaye ho tum , dil ki dhahdkan ban gaye ho tum, jee na payenge tumhare beena qki mere jeene ki wajah ban gaye ho tum HAVE A NICE DAY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jab bhi zindgi se mayus hote hai to sochte h, kya khoya or kya paya? khoya itna k jiska koi hisab nahi, or Paya AAP jaisa dost jiska koi jawwab nhi. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ek kamaal dekhonge sirf "U" lagao aur ban jao aap M_rkh St_pid B_dhh_ D_ffer Bewak_f _ll_ Lall_ Dekha every thing is incomplete without U. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ek PYAJ ne PATTA GOBHI se shadi kr li... Agli subah ek dost ne puchs kaisi rahikal ki raat... PYAj ne kaha "Are yaar ek dusre ko kholte kholte hi subah ho gayi. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SINGHAM styl Hamne aap ko yaad kiya ABHI k ABHI or aapke chehre par smile bhi ayi ABHI k ABHI Ham apko yaad kare to apka SMS jarur aana chahiya ABHI kABHI.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, Wakup, Receive My simple Gift of Good Morning Wrapped with Sincerity, Tied with care. Sealed with a prayer to keep u safe & HaPpY All Day Long! Take Care! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Agar koi ladki ladke k liye roye to wo usko bht chahti h bt agar ek ladka koi ladki k liye roye to wo sabse jyada apni life main use pyar karta h...................... that is call true love.................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dekho fir raat aa gayi, Tanhaiyo mein waqt bitane ki baat aa gai, Hum to yu hi baithe the Sitaro ki panah mein, Chand ko dekha toh aapki yaad aa gai… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ APLI BHAKARI AAPAN KHAT ASTANA SAMORCHA BHUKENE VYAKUL ASEL TAR TYALA N DETA TI SWATHA KHANE MHANJE VIKRUTI.., AAPLYATLI ARDHI BHAKARI DUSRYALA DENE HI PRAVRUTTI.., AANI..... AAPLI SAMPURN BHAKARI DUSRYALA DEVUN SWATHA UPASHI RAHNE MHANJE SASKRUTI. (AADARSH VICHAR) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love Is __________ ?? ?? 1. Pain ?? 2. Blind ?? 3. Life ?? 4. Time pass ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alphabet 'O' stands for 'OPPORTUNITY' Which is absent in YESTERDAY Available once in T'O'DAY & Thrice in T'O'M'O'RR'O'W. Never lose hope. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Promise U That, I Will Share All My Thoughts, & Feelings With U... ... I Promise U That I Will Understand Everything That U Do... I Promise U That I Will Be Completely Honest With U... I Promise U That I Will Laugh & Cry With U... I Promise U That I Will Share My Life With U... But - Most Important Of All I Promise U That I Will Love U Forever....!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Liking Sum1 doesnt always mean u hve 2 be luvers, sumtyms u just hve 2 be frnds.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do You Know How It Feels To Love Someone Who Doesn't Love You...? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It's Like Waiting For A Boat At The Airport.....! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accepting many wrong persons as friends may not affect Ur life much ... But neglecting one right person who loves u truly, will leave U broken throughout Ur life ! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boysare comfortable. !! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ GF:Mera Mobile Maa k pas rehta he BF-Agar pkdi gai to? GF- Apka No. "Battery Low"Nam se save hy jab b Apka Phone ata he Maa kahti he charge kr le --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Wrong kind of people hate U for gud in U' but 'Right kind of people Love U even aftr knwing bad in U' That makes perfect definition of relation. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Nothing hurts more than being dissapointed by the single person you thought would never hurt you...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kese baataye kyu tuzko chahe yaara bata na paye,baate dilo ki dekho jo baaki aake tuze samjaye..."TU JANE NA," --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- once i was in love she broke my heart into pieces... but it helped me a lot.. because now i can love different girls with different pieces of heart........ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Height Of FACEBOOK status update: SUHAAG rat hai,Gunghat utha rha hoon main :P (VIA i-phone 1mint ago) 55LIKES 1comment: Keep updating ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beware of your ego, because it is a sword with two edges. The outer edge cuts your popularity while, the inner edge cuts your purity. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's not the presence of someone that brings meaning to Life. But the way Someone touches your HEART gives LIFE a Beautiful Meaning. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you don’t like me, someone else will. If you’re not missing me, someone else is. If you don’t love me, someone else does. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Life Is Too Short Because It Starts With A Short Cry And Ends With A Long Silence! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't have an Attitude Problem, few fellows have a problem with MY Attitude . . . And that's their problem, not MINE . . . ! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Version !! Chai ko garam Jaise PEENA hota hai Waise Har ek friend KAMEENA hota hai. Koi Saala madam se shikayat lagaye, Koi Saala homework ki notebook churaye, koi jo humara sara lunch kha jaye koi jo b.f ke samne band bajaye jaise har naag zehrila hota hai waise har 1 freind KAMEENA hota hai.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A famous writer said: Love is like a long sweet dream Marriage is like an alarm clock So have sweet dreams till the alarm clock wakes u up ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Girls smile creates greatest confusion in boys mind Ghanto tak samaj hi nahi aata ki hass ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh kar hass rahi hai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Attitude reloaded: There r only 2 uncommon reasons for us to be on the earth.. Hell can't bear us..... Heaven can't afford us.... Just Rock.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- k" If the root is strong you can expect new flowers... So don't think of the past' Just love the present & live 4 the future. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Select any1 dekhte hai apki sabse jyada care kon karta hai. ?1111? ?2222? ?3333? ?4444? ?5555? ?6666? ?7777? ?8888? ?9999?. reply must.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ?1111?- friends ?2222?- god ?3333?- father ?4444?- life partner ?5555?- clasfriend ?6666?- mother ?7777?- lover ?8888?- brother ?9999?- me ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Biology teacher: Agr ladki ko asthma ka attack aaye to use der tak apne honto se saans do! Student: wo to thik hn, lekin aisa kya kare ke usey asthma attack aye? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 a orange person from a strawbery friend 4 a pineapple reason at mango time on a jackfruit day in a grape mood 2 say have a tuty fruity morning/evening.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fees maafi ke liye applIcation: To, THe principal, high School, Sir, baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye 500 Rs diye the. 100 ki film dekhi, 150 ki daru pi, 50 ka girlfriend ka recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya. Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to apk sath b chakkar nikla! Ab apk pass 2 hi raste hai: meri fees maf ya aapke raz ka pardafash! Thanx. Ur sincerely. Apki beti ka boyfrnd. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Angry husband sent SMS to Sasurji " UR PRODUCT NOT FILLING MY REQUIREMENTS" Sasurji replied: "WARRANTY EXPIRED IF SEAL IS BROKEN, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE.." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife to husband- " U don't love me at all" Angry husband points towards their five children and says- " do u think I downloaded them from google?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Galileo used lamp to study. graham bell used candle to study. Shakespeare studied in street light. But, do u know abt Rajnikant? . . . . Only Agarbatti --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For me you r " Masterpiece Optimistic Thrilling Honest Enthuasic Rough Courageous Happy Ossom Delightful" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wat is 1+4+3 ? I+love+u No, I+like+u No, I+miss+u No, I+kiss+u No, 1+4+3 means 1+4+3 = 8 MATHS pe dhyaan do, ROMANCE pe nahi..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " A truly caring person in your life is one who doesn't do whtever you like always, Bt does wht is gud 4 u even if you don't like it" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aapki dosti ki ek nazr chahiye; Dil hai beghar use ghar chahiye...; bas yun hi sath chalte raho ae dost; Yeh dosti hume umar bhar chahiye..... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship is a package of feelings. Nobody can make it. Nobody can break it. Nobody can explain it, Only U & me can feel it... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THOUGHT 4 WHOLE LIFE: "Treat everyone with beautiful attitude, even with those who r rude 2 u, not bcoz they r nice, but bcoz " You r nice" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 parts in Heart 1/4 papa 1/4 Mom 1/4 God 1/4 Love. Wht abt frnd? Sory,no place 4frnd in heart . . Tum log to heartbeat ho yar! Tumhare bina life impossible..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agar dimag h to answer dena 1 ladka 1 ladki ke pass se gujarta hua bola 1 4 3 ladki boli- 2 5 5 1 9 ladki ne kya kaha..., Answer jarur dena, Its a chlenge 4 u ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I nvr dissappoint whn nobody stands with me, jst remembr wht Einstein said :- I m thankful to those who left me bcoz they taught...I can do it alone..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The biggest suspense of life is: "We knw 4 whom we r living..." "Bt we nvr know, who is living 4 us..." THATS LIFE... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love + Bharosa = Mummy, Darr + pyar = Papa, Playing + Help = Brother & Sister, Sukh + Dukh = LOVER, Above all + life = FRIENDS.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPEEDSMS Gam dena magar 'aansu' na hona Khamosh rehna magar khafa' na hona Najre churana magar 'bhool' na jana Dur rahna magar 'alvida' na kehna..? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aaj "PASAND DAY" hai (28 feb) Jawab jarur dena "Mujh me wo kya h jo apko behad pasand hai..? Sms sabko send karo or dekho aap me log kya pasand karte hai 1st reply me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujhe kaha khuda ne mat kar intezar, is janam me milna mushkil hi, maine bhi keh diya de maza intzar ka, agle janam to mumkin hai... usne kaha mat kar itna pyar tu pachhtayega, maine kah dekhte hai meri rooh ko tu kitna tadpayega... fir usne kaha hata use chal tujhe jannat ki rooh se milata hun, maine kaha tu niche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra tujhe jannat ki hoor bhulata hun.. Tilmila kar usne kaha mat bhul apni aukat tu to ik insaan hai, maine kaha "TU MILA DE MUJHE MERE PYAAR SE" aur sabit kar ki tu hi bhagwan hai.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl- mujhe aisa PROPOSE kro jese kisi ne na kiya ho Boy - kutti, kamini, zaleel- I love U mujhse SHADI krke mujhe TABAH krde naagin, chudel ab to ha karde bhootni.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------khushi nai to life waste salt nahi to fo@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@od waste aapka SMS nahi to apka cell waste, but apki smile nai to hmara SMS waste. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khile gulab ka murjhana bura kagta hai, mohabbat k yu mar jana bura lagta hai, Fasle mitana achi baat hai, Par kisi or ka unke nazduk jana bura lagta hai, Yu to chalti hai hawa roz fizao me, Par uska-unko chhu kar guzar jana bura lagta hai, Unki hansi hai hume sabse pyari, Par unka kisiko dekhkar muskrana bura lagta hai, Intzar me unke bita denge sari zindgi, Lekin unka Yu pyar krk ruk jana bura lagta hai, Keh to dete hai hum roz bewafa unko, par kisi or ka unpe ilzam lagana bura lagta hai, Wo naam yak nale humara zindgi bhar gam nhi, Par na jane q inke labo pe kisi or ka naam ana bura lagta h... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yad aap bhi hume karte hai, Fark sirf itna hai ki, hum yad aane par sms karte hai, sur aap sms aane par yaad karte hai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARATHI shivay desh chalnar nahi. Karan M- MTNL A- AIRTEL R- RELIANCE A- AIRCEL T- TATA H- HUTCH I- IDEA Aplle network purna bharatat aahe JAY MAHARASHTRA!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THINK ABOUT THIS:- Ek roti koi nahi de sakta uus masum bacche ko..., Lekin, Wp tasveer lakho me bik gayi..., Jisme roti k liye wo bachha udas betha tha...!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FEMALE main MALE aata hai... . . . . SHE main HE aata hai... . . . . WOMAN main MAN aata hai... . . . . It means without Boys Girls are Nothing!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi, dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ mat raho door apno se itna ki waqt ke fisle per afasos ho jaye kal na jane kise mulakat ho aapse hamri ki aap roye hamse liptkar aur ham khamos ho jaye …!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teri aankhon mein woh pyaar dikhta hai jis pyar se baqi har ek mujhe bekar dikhta hai zara rehne do mujhe aur us ki yadon mein doston ke us hi yadon mein mujhe apna ghar baar dikhta hai kaise soch kun ke mein usse pyar na karun aakhir us ek mein hi mujhe apna pura sansaar dikhta hai meri qismat to chhupi hai mere khwabon mein kyunke mere har khwab mein mujhe wahi dildar dikhta hai wo kehti ke mein na jaagun raat bhar per wo kya jaane mein to soya rehta hun yeh mera pyar hai jo bedar dikhta hai… ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waqt ki Dhoop ho ya tez barish, Kuch kadamon k nishan nahi khote, Jinhe yaad kar k Khush hoti hai Aankhe, Wo log dur hokar bhi dur nahi hote..!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ America mein Light gayi to... Power Office mein phone karte hain! . . . JAPAN Me gayi to... Fuse check karte hain! . . . Par... . . . INDIA mein gayi to... Padosi ka ghar dekhte hain.. Sabki gayi hai… Ya apni he khraab huyi hai.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya... . . . Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? . . . Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya... . . . Banta: Shit Yaar so Close! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega... . . . . . . 1 sal bad Santa phone pe: . . . . . . Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek ladka Pi ke ghar lauta, . . . Dad se bachne k liye badi Book Kholkar padhne laga... . . . Dad: Pi k aya hai? . . . Son: Nai toh!!! Dad: Kamine! fir suitcase khol k kya bak bak kr rha hai... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1din jb vo humse mile to bole ky hme yad krte ho...? . . . Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad karna itna asan hota to hm apni class me top na kr lete..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Good friends r hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arz kiya hai... Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nahi Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nahi Are us ladki ki maa ki.... kismat footi jiske damaad hum nahi...!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unmarried: mujhe shaadi nahi karni mujhe sab auraton se darr lagta hai... Married: Shaadi karlo, fir 1 hi aurat se dar lagega, baaki sab acchi lagegi.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se baat kar rahe ho Banta: biwi se Santa: to phir aise aawaz me kyun Banta: Biwi teri hai....$....$..! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yaar ye dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .kisi ne blank msg bhej dia hai... Ye koi tarika hai kya??? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tumhari har mulaqat me ek jaadu hai Tum pe humara dil beqabu hai Mere har lamhe me basi he yaad tumhaari tum mil jaao hume yahi ek aarzoo hai....? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are O burrai ke RASGULLE, paap ki BURFI, matlabi GULABJAMUN, dhokebaaz JALEBI badmashi ki KALAKAND tu bahut SWEET hai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dilke saare arman le jate hai Humse humari pehchan le jate hai Bepanah na chahna kisiko ae DOST Qki JAAN kehne wale hi Jaan le jate he... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vry coomited BF prays to god- . . . Lord plz give me WISDOm 2 undrstand my GF & PATIENCE 2 deal with her moods. Don't give me STRENGTH othrwise i'll kill her... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Judge: tum apni had paar kar rahe ho Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: Tum ne mujhe saala kaha? Lawyer: Nahi maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta hai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How bedroom smells after MARRIAGE... 1st 3 months Perfumes/Flowers After 1-3 years - baby powder/cream/lotions After 10-13 years - zandubalm/vicks/iodex -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paas this to 10 people "I LOVE GOD" After 1 minute urlove will call (or) msg u. Don't ignore it ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Newton's 4th law for exams - Every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Don't fear facing failure in the first attempt Bcoz even succesful maths starts with zero. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Difficulties in ur life do not come to destroy u, but to help u realise ur hidden potential and power. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always use branded ITEMS in LiFE: For lips- TRUTH For voice- soft & sweet For eye - SYMPATHY For hand - CHARITY For heart - LOVE For face - SMILE --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tu asa shahanpana ka kela? . . . TUla kay garaj hoti mazya baddal as sarvana sangaychi ki, . . . . . M so sweet M so cute M so nice Jar mal nazar lagli tar... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aplya savli pasun aapnach shikave, Kadhi lahan kadi mothi houn jagav, Shevti kay gheun janar Ahot, Mhanun Aplya maitriche he sundar rup asach japav... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Change is the philosophy of life, Challenge is the aim of life, Try to challenge thechange and nvr try to change ur challenge.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ All girls r beautiful, after the lights r switched off - Shakespeare All boys are innocent before lights are switched off - Shakespeare Wife ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Coin always makes sound But the currency notes are always silent! So when ur value increases keep urself calm and silent ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kehte H phulo ki zuban nhi hoti Lafzo me khusi bayaan nhi hoti Mila H msg hmara to qadar kijiye hamari fursat hr kisi pe meherbaan nhi hoti... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 judwa bacchome se 1 hans k lot pot ho raha tha 2nd udas tha Dad:Tum itna Q hans rehe ho Son: mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nahla diya... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Show love & care to all the people u meet in ur life... so, when some1 asks U,"R u in love...?" Then u can proudly ans,"No love is in me...!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- subha ka mausam or aapki yaad, halki si thandak or chai ki pyaas, yaaron ki yari or yaari ki mithaas, suru kijiye apna din mei GOOD MORNING k saath...!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 beautiful tips to stand strong in evry condition "Never take help of tears to show ur emotions" & "Never take help of words to show ur anger" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SMS" is more imp than "Calling" coz "Call Talk" comes from lips But "sms" comes from "heart" So don't jide ur feeling of heart............................ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Heoght of good luck...! Teacher: hey stand up tell me two pronouns . . . . Students: Who..? Me...? Teacher: Very good sit down ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A marathi student in a village was asked to read english no. 70,280,82,89,99 He reads: Shewanti, tu yeti? , yeti tu?, yeti nahi?, nai tar nai ..... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Fallen flowers can't climb back" If the root is strong you can expect new flowers... So don't think of the past' Just love the present & live 4 the future. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Biology teacher: Agr ladki ko asthma ka attack aaye to use der tak apne honto se saans do! Student: wo to thik hn, lekin aisa kya kare ke usey asthma attack aye? _____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 a orange person from a strawbery friend 4 a pineapple reason at mango time on a jackfruit day in a grape mood 2 say have a tuty fruity morning/evening.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Fees maafi ke liye applIcation: To, THe principal, high School, Sir, baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye 500 Rs diye the. 100 ki film dekhi, 150 ki daru pi, 50 ka girlfriend ka recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya. Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to apk sath b chakkar nikla! Ab apk pass 2 hi raste hai: meri fees maf ya aapke raz ka pardafash! Thanx. Ur sincerely. Apki beti ka boyfrnd. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Angry husband sent SMS to Sasurji " UR PRODUCT NOT FILLING MY REQUIREMENTS" Sasurji replied: "WARRANTY EXPIRED IF SEAL IS BROKEN, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE.." _____________________________________________________________________________________ Wife to husband- " U don't love me at all" Angry husband points towards their five children and says- " do u think I downloaded them from google?" __________________________________________________________-------__________________ Galileo used lamp to study. graham bell used candle to study. Shakespeare studied in street light. But, do u know abt Rajnikant? . . . . Only Agarbatti _____________________________________________________________________________________ For me you r " Masterpiece Optimistic Thrilling Honest Enthuasic Rough Courageous Happy Ossom Delightful" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wat is 1+4+3 ? I+love+u No, i+like+u No, I+miss+u No, I+kiss+u No, 1+4+3 means 1+4+3 = 8 MATHS pe dhyaan do, ROMANCE pe nahi..... ___________________________________________________________________________________ " A truly caring person in your life is one who doesn't do whtever you like always, Bt does wht is gud 4 u even if you don't like it" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Aapki dosti ki ek nazr chahiye; Dil hai beghar use ghar chahiye...; bas yun hi sath chalte raho ae dost; Yeh dosti hume umar bhar chahiye..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship is a package of feelings. Nobody can make it. Nobody can break it. Nobody can explain it, Only U & me can feel it... ____________________________________________________________________________________ THOUGHT 4 WHOLE LIFE: "Treat everyone with beautiful attitude, even with those who r rude 2 u, not bcoz they r nice, but bcoz " You r nice" ____________________________________________________________________________________ 4 parts in Heart 1/4 papa 1/4 Mom 1/4 God 1/4 Love. Wht abt frnd? Sory,no place 4frnd in heart . . Tum log to heartbeat ho yar! Tumhare bina life impossible..... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Agar dimag h to answer dena 1 ladka 1 ladki ke pass se gujarta hua bola 1 4 3 ladki boli- 2 5 5 1 9 ladki ne kya kaha..., Answer jarur dena, Its a chlenge 4 u ____________________________________________________________________________________ I nvr dissappoint whn nobody stands with me, jst remembr wht Einstein said :- I m thankful to those who left me bcoz they taught...I can do it alone..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ The biggest suspense of life is: "We knw 4 whom we r living..." "Bt we nvr know, who is living 4 us..." THATS LIFE... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Love + Bharosa = Mummy, Darr + pyar = Papa, Playing + Help = Brother & Sister, Sukh + Dukh = LOVER, Above all + life = FRIENDS.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ SPEEDSMS Gam dena magar 'aansu' na hona Khamosh rehna magar khafa' na hona Najre churana magar 'bhool' na jana Dur rahna magar 'alvida' na kehna..? _____________________________________________________________________________________ AAj "pasand Day" hai (28 feb) Jawab jarur dena "Mujh me wo kya h jo apko behad pasand hai..? Sms sabko send karo or dekho aap me log kya pasand karte hai 1st reply me ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mujhe kaha khuda ne mat kar intezar, is janam me milna mushkil hi, maine bhi keh diya de maza intzar ka, agle janam to mumkin hai... usne kaha mat kar itna pyar tu pachhtayega, maine kah dekhte hai meri rooh ko tu kitna tadpayega... fir usne kaha hata use chal tujhe jannat ki rooh se milata hun, maine kaha tu niche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra tujhe jannat ki hoor bhulata hun.. Tilmila kar usne kaha mat bhul apni aukat tu to ik insaan hai, maine kaha "TU MILA DE MUJHE MERE PYAAR SE" aur sabit kar ki tu hi bhagwan hai.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Girl- mujhe aisa PROPOSE kro jese kisi ne na kiya ho Boy - kutti, kamini, zaleel- I love U mujhse SHADI krke mujhe TABAH krde naagin, chudel ab to ha karde bhootni.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ khushi nai to life waste salt nahi to fo@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@od waste aapka SMS nahi to apka cell waste, but apki smile nai to hmara SMS waste. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Khile gulab ka murjhana bura kagta hai, mohabbat k yu mar jana bura lagta hai, Fasle mitana achi baat hai, Par kisi or ka unke nazduk jana bura lagta hai, Yu to chalti hai hawa roz fizao me, Par uska-unko chhu kar guzar jana bura lagta hai, Unki hansi hai hume sabse pyari, Par unka kisiko dekhkar muskrana bura lagta hai, Intzar me unke bita denge sari zindgi, Lekin unka Yu pyar krk ruk jana bura lagta hai, Keh to dete hai hum roz bewafa unko, par kisi or ka unpe ilzam lagana bura lagta hai, Wo naam yak nale humara zindgi bhar gam nhi, Par na jane q inke labo pe kisi or ka naam ana bura lagta h... __________________________________________________________________________________ yad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yad aap bhi hume karte hai, Fark sirf itna hai ki, hum yad aane par sms karte hai, sur aap sms aane par yaad karte hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ MARATHI shivay desh chalnar nahi. Karan M- MTNL A- AIRTEL R- RELIANCE A- AIRCEL T- TATA H- HUTCH I- IDEA Aplle network purna bharatat aahe JAY MAHARAHTRA!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ THINK ABOUT THIS:- Ek roti koi nahi de sakta uus masum bacche ko..., Lekin, Wp tasveer lakho me bik gayi..., Jisme roti k liye wo bachha udas betha tha...!!