Thursday, April 12, 2012

REMEMBER:- THE BEST PROOF OF LOVE IS "TRUST" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jo tere sang kaati raatein Jiye jo haseen lamhe Jo tere sang baati baatein Bune jo haseen sapne ?oh toh hai ab bhi wohi, khade banke sawaali Dekhe hai tera rasta, honthon pe leke shiqwa Woh ghar kyun bhool gaye, tod gaye, chhod gaye Jannat jo tha... Jo tere sang kaati raatein Jiye jo haseen lamhe Jo tere sang baati baatein Bune jo haseen sapne Woh toh hai ab bhi wohi, khade banke sawaali Dekhe hain tera rasta, honthon pe leke shiqwa Woh ghar kyun bhool gaye todh gaye chhod gaye Jannat jo tha Ho o o.. Manga jo chaaha jo dekha jo, mila wohi Kaha jo socha jo kiya jo, huaa wohi Ho maanga jo chaaha jo dekha jo, milaa wohi Kaha jo socha jo kiya jo, huaa wohi Raahon mein mujhko khushi, phoolon ke jaise mili Honthon pe mere hansi, kaliyon ke jaise khili Woh ghar kyun bhool gaye todh gaye chhod gaye Jannat jo tha Ho o o.. Saathiya.... Mere hi isharon pe chale hai waqt bhi Main hoon woh khiladi jisne sabko maat di Haan, mere hi ishaaron pe chale hai waqt bhi Main hoon woh khiladi jisne sabko maat di Nahin hai mujhsa koi, maine jo mitti chhui Haan woh bhi sona hui, jalta mujhse har koi Woh ghar kyun bhool gaye todh gaye chhod gaye Jannat jo tha Jo tere sang kaati raatein Jiye jo haseen lamhe Jo tere sang baati baatein Bune jo haseen sapne Woh toh hai ab bhi wohi, khade banke sawaali Dekhe hain tera rasta, honthon pe leke shiqwa Woh ghar kyun bhool gaye, tod gaye, chhod gaye Jannat jo tha... Ho o o.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Making million relations is not an art... The real art is to make such a relation which stands with you when millions are against you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "To taste the sweetness of life, U must have the power to forget the bitterness of past." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +ve thought:Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying!! His dad asked him, "How do u feel? He Replied, "it was wounderful, ever y1 was clapping 4 me!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.....? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ? ? Kaash.. Kisi khubsurat mousam me... Meri aankhon pe wo apna haath rakh de... Aur haste hue keh de...!!! Pehchaan lo toh hum tumhare... Na pehchaano toh tum humare...!!!!!! ? ? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought of the day:- No Difficulties & Problems r permanent Every thing in dd universe is in d motion & change "Don't make Permanent Decisions on Temporary Emotions" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every girl isn't the same and every Boy isn't the same. Just because you've been hurt by someone doesn't mean you have to punish the whole world !! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “ Meeting someone is a fate...becoming friends is ur choice...but falling for...is something which has no control over" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dil torna humari aadat nhi, Dil hum kisika dukhate nhi, Bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe, Dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaate nhi........ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The first person who teach u the meaning of the word "LOVE" will also be the first person who teach u the meaning of the word "PAIN"...true ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zindgi se sbhi ko mohbbt h, pr zindgi kisiki mehboob nhi bnti..tamanna lekr jite h sbi, mgr hr tamanna taqdir nhi bnti. wqt thoda h pas mere, pr bahut kuch abhi krna baki h, wo jakhm jo apno ne diya usse bhrna baki h, teri dosti ki aadat si pd gai h muje, kuch der tera mere sath chlna baki h, shamshan chodne se phle kuch der ruk jana dost vrna meri rooh kahegi ruk ja mere dost abhi tere yaar ka jalna baki h...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mohabbat yahan bikti hai aur ishq neelam hota hai, Bharose ka katal yahan sarey aam hota hai,, Zamaane se thokar mili to chale hum maikhane mein, Aur wohi zamana ab humein Sharaabi sare aam kahta hai....!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- nazar nazar se milaakar sharaab piite haiN ham unako paas biThaakar sharaab piite haiN isii liye to aNdheraa hai maikade meN bahut yahaaN gharoN ko jalaakar sharaab piite haiN hameN tumhaare sivaa kuchh nazar nahiiN aata tumheN nazar meN sajaakar sharaab piite haiN unhiiN ke hisse maiN aatii hai pyaas hii aksar jo duusaroN ko pilaakar sharaab piite haiN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Har khushi hai logon ke daman mein par ek hansi ke liye waqt nahe " din raat daudti duniya mein zindagi ke liye waqt nahe. . . !! Saare naam mobile mein hain par dosti ke liye waqt nahe " Gairon ki kiya baat karen jab apno ke liye waqt nahe. . .. . . !! Ankhon mein hai neend badee par sone ka waqt nahe " dil hai ghamon se bhara huwa par rone ka waqt nahe. . . . !! Paison ki daud mein aise daude ki thakne ka bhi waqt nahe " paraya ehsason ki kya kadar karein jab apane sapno ke liye he waqt nahe. . !!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye Paper ho par result na aye, Class ho par teachr na aye, Bus me baithe par school na jaye, Picnic jaye or wapis na aye, Hafte me 3 din ho aur fir Sunday aye. Sote rahe din bhar, Shaam koghumne jaye, Hum bilkul na padhe aur passho jaye, Sab dost saath rahe aur chuttiyan manaye, Jise chahte he dil se wo apnaho jaye, Barish me bheege or zor se gaye, Duniya ko bhul Kr fir bacche ban jaye Bheed se dur ek duniya banaye, Saari zindgi bas yuhi kat jaye, Kaash ye saare sapne sach ho jaye Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisaho jaye...... _____________________________________________________________________________________ "A Little boy & his mother were crossing a River... MOTHER : " Please hold my ...hand.." BOY : "No Mom, You hold my hand." MOTHER : "Whats the difference?" BOY : "If I hold your hand & something happens to me... Chances are that I may let your hand go but if you hold my hand.. I know for sure, you will never let my hand go.. " :) _____________________________________________________________________________________ Puneri maaj....!! Jar koni tumchya tondavar daar wajvun banda karel ....tar Tyanna dakhavun dya ki...... Daara la donhi bazu ni kadya astat _____________________________________________________________________________________ When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod, Blackberry , PS3, Wifi or iPads. I played outside with friends, bruised my knees, made up stories and played hide and seek. I ate what my mom made. I would think twice before I said "no" to my parents. Life wasn't hard, it was good & I survived. Kids these days are spoiled.i think we were at our best as kids. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dalne laga main cheekne lagi wo hua dard itna ki sah na saki woh taklif hui itni boli bahar nikalo khuda k waste koi dusra kangan hath me dalo... ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe I like U ka msg bheja, bhindi ne phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli, Shut up,tum itne mote aur main slim and smart, aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur usne phr itni sabziyan pataayi, ki aaj aap dekho sakte ho AAlu ghobi Aalu bengan Aalu shimla mirch Aalu palak aalu matar aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai MORAL: ACCEPT TRUE LOVER....!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ dON,T SPOIL WHT U HAVE BY DESIRING WHT U DONT HAVE . . . BCOZ . . . Wht u hav now is one of the many things u once prayed for.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Whn someone says "I hate U" Feel happy Coz One can hate U only if u are loved by them REMEMBER : Hate is never without Love...! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Simple yet miraculously positive thought Most situations in life are issues of mind over matter... If u don't mind it doesn't matter..!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Lessons to be learnt in this world: Nvr xpect nvr assume,nvr ask, nvr demand jst let it be.. coz if its meant2 b urs, it will happen d way u want it 2 be...$...!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ It's good to sit alone for at least some timeeveryday But when u sit alone, don't sit with ur past.. sit aloneto dream ur future... __________________________________________________________________________________ Love is nt only made 4 those people who love each other, bt it is made 4 those friends who understand each other more than lovers...!! _________________________________________________________________________________ SHORT and TRUE thought: "If u love truly, u will die daily..." AND "If u flirt nicely, U will enjoy daily..." ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kalraat mera break-up ho gaya... . . . . . .. . . . . . KITAABON SE... . Bahut ho gaya tha yaar humare bich kuch understanding hi nahi thi... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Agar log sirf jarurat padene par aapko yaad karte hai, to bura mat maniye. garv mehsus kariye Qki aap us jyoti ki tarah hai, Jo tabi yaad aati hai jab andhera hota hai.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Har din ke kaam me kho na jana barish ki masti mein dub na jana Milegi zarur zindgi me manzil tumko kamyaab ho kar kahi hume bhool na jana..... __________________________________________________________________________________ Time & Smile r 2 crucial things in lyf... Sumtimes time makes us 2 forget how 2 smile And someone's smile makes us to forget time So keep smiling ___________________________________________________________________________ Five things u cant recover in life: Stone after thrown Word after said Occasion after missed Time after gone AND Trust after lost' ________________________________________________________________________________ World agar bina girls ke o jaye toh kya hoga... Galiyan sunsaan College viraan Duniya pareshaan tanha insaan No jaanu no jaan Har tarf bas JAI HANUMAN _________________________________________________________________________________ Awesome lines.... Even ur best friends(just like me) lie to u at some point Bcoz Sometimes you r impotant than d truth _______________________________________________________________________________ Night is silent Night is beautiful Night is calm Night is quiet But Night is not complete without wishing u GOOD NIGHT Sweet dreams ________________________________________________________________________________ SILENCE is the best ans 4 all ques SMILE is d best reaction in all situations BUT Both nvr help in any EXAM & VIVA!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ A good teacher acc to student is one which- takes leave 4 3 times a week comes 10 min late & leaves 10 min early ANd nvr disturb student by teaching while they r talking!! _________________________________________________________________________________ WORLD FRNDZ WEEK . . .They love U but they rnt ur lover, they care 4 u but they r nt from ur family, they r ready 2 share ur pain bt, dey r nt in ur blood relation they r FRIENDS true friends scolds like DAD.. cares like a MOM..! Teaches like a SISTER..! Irritates like a BROTHER..! N finally loves u more than a lover Send it to all ur special friends who mean a lot to you It's WORLD FRNDZ WEEK I LOVE U my friend ___________________________________________________________________________________ Muskan tere hoto pe hoti Khushi mere dil ko hoti he agar dard tere dil me hoti heto aakhe meri roti he aap me ehsaas karke dekho do dosti esi hi hoti hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ People respect yu... Not or the knowledge, nature or wealth you have; But.. For the way u utilize it for others HAVE A GREAT DAY!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ @ O mere dost @ @ Radio mirchi k host @ @ double ande k toast @ @ purane haveli k ghost desi murgi k roast @ @ tuti hui light k post @ @ I miss u the most @ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kbhi kisi ko tang kiya nhi karte yu sms or msd caal kiya nhi karte Jiska mobile H usko wapis krdo Insani chizo se BANDAR khela nahi karte ____________________________________________________________________________________ A man requested God give me everything so that I can enjoy life.!" God smiled and replied: " I have given you 'LIFE' to enjoy everything." __________________________________________________________________________________ Jo mangoge milega Dil Dhadkan Jigar Aankhein Mohabbatein Mann Jaan bas Judai nahi mil sakti Qki Uski DVD mere pass nahi hai...! ____________________________________________________________________________________ "Life is not a rehearsal, each day is a new show, No Repeat, no rewind, no retake... So give ur best shot in all ur acts.." __________________________________________________________________________________ Santa Khali Baitha Tha Bnta: Kya KrcRahe Ho? Snta: Badla Le Raha Hu. Bnta: Kaise? Snta: Waqt ne mujhe barbaad kiya, Ab me Wqt ko barbaad kr raha Hu _____________________________________________________________________________________ HAPPY is short of life BEAUTY is the art of life RISK is part of life But your FRIENDSHIP is gift of my life forever and endever _____________________________________________________________________________________ Wo colour choose karo jo apne abhui phena hai Plz no cheating, fir main aapka top secret kholungi Blue, Green, Purple, Black, Red, Coffee, Pink, White, Yellow. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ BLUE: Apko kisis se pyar ho gaya he GREEN: Aap bahut pyare aur acche ho PURPLE: AAp k parents apki shaadi krna chahte hai BLACK: Aap apne life partner se mil chuke ho RED: Ap bahut romantic or sincere ho COFFEE: Ap jisse pyar krnge whi apka jeevan sathi banega PINK: Ap jisse pyar krte ho wo apko dhokha nahi dega WHITE; Aap chahte he ki koi hamesha apke saath rahe YELLOW: Ap dil se khush nahi ho ____________________________________________________________________________________ Lovely saying - Sometimes I hate my eyes... Bcoz its only part of my face which can't hide my emotions.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi k tin ajeeb level : CoLLEGE life - Time h, dost h pr paisa nahi OFFICE life - dost h, paisa h, pr time nahi OLD life - time h, paisa h, pr dost nahi ____________________________________________________________________________________ My thought- "We fight and scold the one whom we love the most- & interestingly we don't like others doing same to that person" ____________________________________________________________________________________ College life is like Reliance: "karlo duniya mutthi mein" bachelor life is like Airtel: "aisi azadi aur kaha" After engagement is like Idea: "Jo badal de aapki zindgi" After marriage is like Hutch: "wjerever you go,ur network follows After kids is like Bsnl: "all lines in this route are busy" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Welcome to 'www.I luv U.com' entr password ******** = = = processing.... = = Sorry, Abhi aapki pyaar krne ki umar nhi hui Try, www.bournvita.com ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dedicated to all my lovely friends...! . Hazaro kaam hain jo muzhe busy rakhte hain, Magar tum log . . . . . . . . Aise "Dheet" Ho k phir B yaad aate ho ____________________________________________________________________________________ Best lines for practical life from Charlie Chaplin: "I have many problems in my life.. But, my lips don't know that.. the always SMILE.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Hai smart bahot woh hai bheja ne jis aur hoon raha padh se niche ko msg jo hoon pagal woh mai CONFUSED?? Ab msg niche se upar padho.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dost ek saahil hai tofaano ke liye Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye, Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano k liye, Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane k liye..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Aap jis ko pyaar krte hai dekhte wo aapse kitna %pyaar karta hai Koi ek color select karo Red Blue Green Pink Purple Violet Yellow White Black Golden reply me.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red ? 95% Blue ? 90% Green ? 75% Pink ? 99% Purple ? 100% Violet ? 0% Yellow ? 10% White ? 80% Black ? 70% Golden ? 75% It's true.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dost baraf k gole ki tarah hote hai jise bnana asan hota h, mgar banaye rakhna bahut mushkil... So take care mere barf k gole Pighal mat jana... _________________________________________________________________________________ Friends r like puzlle pieces If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Chamatkar ghadnar sharad pawar padnar, chhagnrav rashtravadi sodnar, r r patil aatmahatya karnar, ashok chavan barbad honar , soniya gandhi jiv denar. Jewha "MAHARASHTRACHA MUKHYAMANTRI" "RAJ THAKRE" honar ___________________________________________________________________________________ Chamakte chand ko neend aane lagi Apki kushi se dunia jagmagane lagi Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi Ab to fekhte fekhte muse bhi nind aane lagi ... _________________________________________________________________________________ Ek khubhsurat DIL hazar khubsurat chehro se zyada accha hota hain, Isliye life me hamesh chuno aise log jinka DIL chehre se zyada khubsurat ho... It's me not u _________________________________________________________________________________ Sincere Apology: If U don't like any of my SMS & don't like to read them , then plz don't hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile ____________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj ka gyan agar koi hume acha lagta hai to acha wo nahi hum hai... And agra koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi h qki hum to ache hai na.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Pani k zarno me shor honge dilo ko rulane wale koi chor honge hum to zindgi bhar aapko yaad rakhenge par apko bhulanewale hum nai koi aur honge.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Grl: koum ho tum Boy: hasrat tumhari Grl: chahte kya ho Boy: chahat tumhari Grl: pachtaoge tum Boy: kismat hamari Grl: maried hu mai Boy: to pehle bak deti sali _____________________________________________________________________________________ Nightpur se morningpur tak jane wali nindiya Xpress platform bistar pe khadi he, yatriyo se nivedan he k kripya apne hasin sapno ka blanket lekr so jye. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Girlfriend is like internet VIRUS She will ENTER your life, SCAN your pocket, TRANSFER your money, EDIT your mind, DOWNLOAD her problems, DELETE your smile & HANG your life... SO avoid your grlfrnd & send her number to me. I am a latest professional ANTIVIRUS Be careful.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Saath ROTI thi HASA karti thi Ek ladki mere DIL me basa karti thi KISMAT thi hum JUDA ho Gaye Warna wo muze apni TAQDIR kaha krti thi ______________________________________________________________________________________ Samosa said 2 aloo: Jab mai fry hota hu to tumhe cover kar k garam oil se bachata hu,coz I luv U . . Aloo replied: Jab log tumhe fry karke turant khate hai to mai b unka muh jala deta hu.. I luv U 2! . . . Moral of the story: In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayein, SAmosa thoda thanda kar k khayein!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Success is a vehicle which moves on wheel called "HARDWORK", but the journey is impossible without fuel called "SELF-CONFIDENCE" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Grl chating 2 strngr Cud u give ur e-mail id? Girl-Sure "ihave BF.ilovehim@getlost.com" Strngr take mine "ItsUrDad@ghari_ye_lavkar_tu_geli_aaj_kamatun.com ___________________________________________________________________________________ Being a gud person is like being a goal keeper. No matter how many goals you SAVE, People wll always remember only the 1 that you MISSED..!! _________________________________________________________________________________ 3 IDiots Best line??? ??? neend ke piche mat bhago. agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.neend jhak mar k tumhare peeche aayegi..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nishana jo le wo survir, Nishane pe lag jaye wo teer, Dil me jo utar jaye wo tasvir, Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye woh Taqdir ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jeetu to Snta: Stop looking at girls, u r married now Snta: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also? _________________________________________________________________________________ Darpok h wo log jo saccha pyar nhi krte..... . . . . Kyonki...... . . . . . . . . . . Hosla chahiye barbad hone k liye..! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fwd to whm u care- Don't eat Dairy Milk or cadbury products especially FRUIT N NUT n SILK Bcz it cause severe stomach pain when eaten without me... ______________________________________________________________________________________Tila paus aadto mala pavsaat ti tila bolney awadte mala boltana ti manane dhod pan sharirane goad ti Arey bhokat gela paus ani bhokat geli ti __________________________________________________________________________________ 14 type k ladke/ladkiya hote h 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14, Aap lpi 1 numbr chose kro. taki ham aapko kis type k hai Reply fast... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1 DARPOK 2 MATLABI 3 SAAF DIL 4 ROMANTIC 5 JISKO DEKHO USKE HO GAYE 6 FUNNY 7 HELPING 8 SWEET 9 SEXY 10 COOL 11 LOVABLE 12 CARING 13 SIMPLE 14 KANJUS.. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Mom to hr son in 17th century-beta apne caste ki ladki se shadi karna 18th century- apne religion ki ladki se shadi karna 19th century- apne level ki ladki se shadi karna 20th century- apne desh ki ladki se shadi karna 21st century - koi bhi, par ladki se shadi karna ______________________________________________________________________________________ Shadi me dulhan k boyfriend b aya hua tha Snta:aap kon h Ladka:ji me semi final me out ho gaya tha aj FINAL dekhne aya hu ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Aapki yaad ki validity khatam ho rahi hai kripya 2,3 SMS bhej kar apni yaad rechage kare Ek saath 5 smskarne par paaye ek shandar miss call bilkul free...!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ She is HOT She is sweet She always need a lip 4 kiss whole world is MAD 4 her! WHO?WHo is SHE? Do YOU know? "TEA" Chai piyo, MAst jiyo Good morning _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mai tumko chand kehta magar usme daag hai, Suraj kehta magar usme aag hai Socha tumko bandar keh du.. Magar usme bhi dimaag hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ It's about life.. . . "Bus k conductor jaise ho gayi hai zindgi yaaron.." . . . Safar bhi roz ka hai aur jaana bhi kahi nahi...! _____________________________________________________________________________________ "MORNING" is a good time to "REMEMBER" all the sweet persons in your "LIFE" so always wake up with a "SWEET SMILE" Good morning ____________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes it's not the person you miss, it's the feeling you were with them ____________________________________________________________________________________ A smile is a sign of joy.. A hud is a sign of love.. A laugh is a sign of happiness. And, A frnd like me, wel thats a sign of ur good karam of pichle janam. _____________________________________________________________________________________