Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Mobile Sms
Women r like fruits
Everyone has its unique color,shape,aroma and taste Problem is with men
They LOVE
FRUIT SALAD....
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Excellent saying by a great philosopher:
"Love is the beautiful forest where brave tigers r killed by the attractive eyes of the beautiful deers"
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Hamari zindgi me apka mukam bahot khas hai,
Harpal apki dua ka ehsas hai,
Jab bhi apka SMS Ya CAlL nahi aata,
To lagta h hamare mobile ka UPVAAS hai..
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Khule aasma me zami ki talash na kr,
G le zindgi khushi ki talash na kr!
Takdirbadal jaygi apne ap hi e dost,
Muskurana sikh le wjah ki talash na kar
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Dost dost k liye hota h,
Dost pyar se bi bada hota h,
Har sukh or gam me sath hota he,
tabhi to KRISHNA RADHA k liye nahi SUDAMA k liye rota he...!
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I told my DAD that i want a Blackberry or an Apple.
He replied :
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.Aam ka season hai beta, AAM kha!!!
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Q1: MAA ko marathi me kya kehte hai?
Q2: Ramji k bade bete ka naam kya tha?
Q3: Swami narayan k tilak ka aakar kya he?
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1:I
2:Love
3:U
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1 man: Oye paji apni pregnant bv ko itne dard me hospital ki jagah PIZZA HUT kyon leja rahe ho?
Sardar: O ye tenu pta nhi kya?
PIZZA HUT me DELIVERY free hai
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The biggest loss in life?
"kisi ki ankh me ansu hona...aap ki vajah se"
& the biggest achievement in life?
"Kisiki ankh me ansu hona ...aap k liye"...!
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A "Suraj" mere dost ko paigham dena
Khushi ka din hansi ki sham dena
Jab wo padhe pyar se mera sms
To unke chehre par pyari si muskan dena
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Swarg sabko chahiye par marna koi nahi chahta
Wah wah
Swarg sbko chahie par marna koi nhi chahta
TOP sabko krna h par pdhna koi nhi chahta
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Bravery is not when u come home late nd skip dad's scolding wit a excuse...
U come home late at night..
Ur dad is standing at d door wid the hockey stick in his hand
And u say...
"Yo dude...
CHAK DE INDIA"
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Chandu chya baykochi marathi thodikacchi hoti...
tila full stop kuthe dyayche te kalat navhta...
tari tine chandula patra lihla...
Ani mag fullstop deun takle madhe madhe!
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Priy pran nath,tumchi aatwan yete mazya maitrinila.kal mulga zala aajila.damyacha tras hotoye kutrila.aaj char pille zali mamajila.dadhi karatana bled lagle wahinila.dawakhanyat admit kele bakrila.hajar rupyat wikle tumhala.namaskar!
Tumchi ladki
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A good heart and good nature r two differnt issues,
A good heart can win many relationships,
But a good nature can win many hearts..
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Do teen machar marun shikari nahi honar.
Reply kelyavar bhikari nahi honar
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Don't judge a person by what others say,
The person may b true 2 u bt not 2 others,
Bcoz the same sun which melts ice, hardens clay too...
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ROCKSTAR dialogue...
"tute hue dil se hi sangit nikalt hai"
STUDENT'S dialogue
"chutte hue syllabus se hi question nikalta hai hain..!!"
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Beautiful Quotation-
"when it is hard 2 hide ur tears den nvr mind..
strt cutting an onion..
Let d heart cry..
U just smile n blame d onion..
Datz lyf..
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Congratulation SMS na karne pr apko MBA ki degre di jati hai
MBA bole to Member of Bhikari Association
haso mat dusre bhikari ko send karo...
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Exam me fail ki wajah kya hai?
Sidha jawab hai
1 sal k 365 din hote hai
Roj 8 ghante sone ke yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali aue Sumer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday
182-52=130 din
Festival k 40
college festival 15 din
130-55=75 din
Khane pine nahane k 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din
75-46=29 din
Roj k 1 ghante dosto k uske 15 din
29-15=14 din
Ab isme 10 to bimar rahte hai
14-10=4 din bache
Exam k time bhi TV sekhne k 3 din
4-3=1 din bache
Yaar, 1 saal me 1 din hi to birthday aata hai
Ab bday k din kon padhe...
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Boy: me 18 yrs ka hu
aur tum?
Girl: me bhi 18yrs ki hu
Boy: to fir chalna, shrmana kya chal jakar karenge?
Grl: kya?
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Boy: voting...
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Wen u quarrel with ur bst frnd
tel 'I hate U'
U can hear der heart sayin 'gud joke'!
Wen u tel dem 2 'leave me alone'
U can find them sitin close 2 u sayn 'no way budy'
Wen u say 'i dnttrust any1'
they ll say 'exceot me na?!'
N U couldn't help laughin!
Treasure al ur genuine frnds
Send dis to all ur friends, no matter how often u talk
Let old frnds knw, u havent 4goten dem, n tel new frnds u nevr wil
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If some1 dies early, ppl say god lovesthem very much but u r still o earth,
it means sumone on earth luvs U mor than GOD
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People r nt beautiful as they look... as they walk...as they wear..!!
People r beautiful as they love...as they care...& as they share...
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A boy sitting with his GF drinking beer sys"I love U"
GF says-"Is itu or D beer talking?
Boy replies-"Its Metalking 2 my beer U shut Up"
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banta calls up 'white house"
Banta : "I want 2 b the nxt president of USA"
Obama; "Are U an idiot??"
Banta: "Why?? Is it compulsory ???"
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Teacher to boy:Nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo k sath itni baate kyu karta hai..?
Boy: Sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hain
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G<><>D Msg for a G<><>D person from a G<><>D friend for a G<><>D reason at a G<><>D time on a G<><>D day in a G<><>D mood 2 say G<><>D morning
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Cute Insult:
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Boy-Tum Grls sab ek jaisi Q hoti ho?
VEry nice replying by a girl...
Hey,
Fir Sabko Q try karte ho??
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Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student-Shaadi
Teacher-Nahi, meara matlab hai kya banoge?
Student-Dulha BAnunga..
Teacher-Ohho,bade hokar kya kaasil karoge
Student-Dulhan
Teacher-Abbe matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student-Bahu launga
Teacher-Haraamkhor tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain
Student-Pota..
Teacher-Hey bhagwan abbe zindgi ka kya maksad hai?
Student-"Hum do hamare do"
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Dil ki aag ko ashiko se buja lege
Ayegi jio yaad teri jam utha lege
humse accha Yaar mile to batana
Teri rahose usko laat mar mar k bhaga dege
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LOVE Vs EXAM:
Love- Many thoughts in my mind but no guts to express it...
Exam- Dying to express everything but no thoughts in mind
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Ksushbu ki tarah fizaon me rahna khushiya bankar hawaon me bahna dosti hoti hai..
Rishto ka anmol gehna, iss liye ess dost ko kabhi alvida na kahna...
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Dil me pyari si muskan banaye rakhna,
kuch na ho to bhi yadho ko sajay rakhna,
chahe na ho mulakaton k silsile,
to bhi ye khubhsurat dosti banaye rakhna
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Govt passed a new rule:
Beautiful girls & Handsome boys have to pay personality tax!
Don't Smile
I know u r safe
But
Meri to vaat lag gayi na
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Latest Research:
Boys Always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which Girlfriend??
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Biwi ghusse me=Dekh lena tumhe Narak me bhi jagah nahi milegi..
Santa=Are thik hai;waise bhi main har jagah tere sath aana nahi chahta"
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Suraj roshni leke aaya
Chidiyo ne gana gaya
Phulo ne has kar bola
Apne bister se utho or dekho
Ye naye din ka sawera aaya
Good Morning
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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho
Frnd: B.A.
Sardar: kamaal karte ho yaar,sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte...
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Every one run bhind love but a few run for perfection
Think for it first
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Remember that...
The Best Line I've Ever Come Across-
"The Heart Is The Only
Broken Instrument That Works,
Without Any Repairing For Years !!"
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Remeber that...
No one will understand u perfectly in life...
Just give credit to those who have atleast tried to do it!
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says 2 him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this..
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A deep friend is like a rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed ,the result is a colorful bridge between 2hearts
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Sleepy message from a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say sleep well
GOOD NIGHT
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Nayi subah ka naya nazara
thandi hawa le k ayi paigham hamara
jago utho tayar ho jao
khushiyo se bhra aaj k din tumhara
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HUm kabhi padhna sake kyonki?
PADAAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai
1=shokh se
2 dar se
Ek to faltu shokh hum padhte nahi
OR
darte to kisi k baap se nhi
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Live for d person who dies 4 u
Smile 4 d person who dries 4 u
Fight 4 d person who protects u
n luv d person who luvs u more than u..
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Ramayan ka Saar....
Poori RAMAYAN biwiyo ki kahani hai...
-Laxman apni biwi ghar pe chodkar chala aaya
-Rawan dusre ki utha ke fas gaya
-Sugriv ram ka sath isliye de raha tha qki use apni biwi bali se waapas chahiye thi
-Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi magar dusre ki dhundhne me lanka jala di
-Ram ko apni waapas laane ke liye 10 din tak ladai karni padi
-Aur end me kya huaa?
Jis biwi ke karan itni badi ramayan hui wo to underground ho gayi..
Abhi socho, itna jhamala hua kayko???
Kyu ki ...
Dashrath ki 3 biwiya thi?
Moral-Purane jamane se wife ki magajmari chalti aa rahi hai
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Dedicated to PAKKE friends
Tum kisi aur ke liye honge janu,sweetheart,darling, baby,babu
Mere liye tum kutte the,kamine ho aur haramkhor hi rahoge
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I m desperstely trying to find out those 4 people who r so interested in my life!
Mom keeps saying"Chaar LOG dekhenge toh kya bolenge"
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If LOVE, FRIENDSHIP and MEMORIES are the weakest points....
Then you are the strongest person in the world...!!
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Lesser the traffic of thoughts in your mind,
Easier is the journey of peaceful life...!!
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Definition of stumps -
Three size zero girls standing in a line
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Soft speech
Pure heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused mind &
determined decision always make U
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Boring...
So chill raho or jungli ban k jiyo
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Wen evry1 luvs U
Wen evry1 cares 4U
Wen e1 thinks abt U
Wen e1 luks at U
Sit in a corner close ur eyes & think
SAALA KUCH TO LOCHA HAI
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who walks with U thru d difficult path of life?
Ur Relatives? - No
Ur Wellwishers? - No
Ur lover? - No
Ur Frnds? - No
Its only ur "Chappal"...
Think hatke, jiyo haske
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Aajse mujhsechahkr b bat mt karna. mil na b nai.plz.
tum tumare raste jao hm hamare raste jayege...
I dont wnt 2 talk wid u
Said by,
X axis to Y axis (0,0)
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1 msg ki kimat tum kya jano kanjus babu,
Balanceka ashirwad hota hai-1 msg,
Dosto k liyr khas hota hai-1 msg
Aur ek khali inbox ka khwab hota hai-1 msg
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Thoughtful Thought-
Grammar says....
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"I LOVE YOU"
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is a statement and not a question...
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Then why does it always require answer.?.?.?
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TWO WAYS TO BE HAPPY IN LIFE:
Never take help of tears to show your emotions
&
Never take help of words to show your anger
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Luv is like a game of CHESS:
One wrong move and you are married....!!
L-Luv
I-Incidents
F-Friends
E-Emotions
if 'F' is missing in LIFE, then it becomes a LIE and miserable...
So don't forget FRIEND
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10 yr Income:
Dr 50 lakh
Engr 45 lakh
IAS officer 70L
baba RAmdev 1177CR..
Nirmal Baba 4000Cr
"Choose ur career carefully"
Chodo ghar bar chalo haridwar...
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1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye...
1 girlfriend ko 1 dost ko...."me ja raha hu reply fast.."
1st reply girlfriend ka aya "tum kahan ja rahe ho I am busy baad me milenge"
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua
2nd message dost ka aaya "kamine akele kahan ja raha hai ruk me bhi aata hun"
Ye padkar wah muskuraya aur bola k aaj phir pyar dosti k samne har gaya
4ward to all ur friendz to show "FRIENDSHIP" is better than "LOVE"
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Strngth grows when we DARE....
Unity grows when we CHEER....
Love grows when we SHARE....?
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Relationships grow when we CARE...
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Goldn words by H!tler:
If U cant fly, RUN
If U cant run, WALK
If u cant walk, CRAWl
Bt keep moving
SANTA: O taa thik ae par jaana kithay hai?
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Wht is tension?
1 sunder ladki ne sirf apse lift maangi
raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gai
aap use hospital lre gaye
Dr. Bola-Ap baap banne wale ho
Lo JI HO GAYI TENSION
Aap bole main iska baap nahi hun
Fir ladki boli yahi iska baap hai
AUR TENSION
Police aayi aapka medical checkup hua
Report aayi ki aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte
Apko aur TENSION
apne thank GOD kaha
or nikal liye
ir socha ghar pe jo 2 bacche hai wo kiske hai
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*Story of every student*
U meedo wali dhoop,
Sunshine wali aasha.
padhne ki wajah kam hain,
Soney ke bahane zyada
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ULTIMATE BEIZATI
Garmi me bus stop pe 20 log,
Bus ka intzar kar rhe the.
ek bhikari aaya sabse ek ek rupye lekar,
Auto me bethkar chala gaya.........
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Samrt tum ho to bure hum bhi nhi,
mehfil me tum ho to tanha hum bhi nahi,
dosti karke kehte ho ki busy hain,
yaad karna hum se sikho kyoki free to hum bhi nahi
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Kanjus ho ya ho dildar, Achhe ho ya ho bure,
pyare pyare se ho ya ho gussewale,
par msg to bhejna padata hai
kyonki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI...........
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GARMI song:
suno gor se PEPSI walo,
buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe kitna DEW pila lo,
sabse aage hoga NIMBU Pani,
humne piya hai ,tum bhi piyo....
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Parents are pure water
Teachers are mineral water
Brothers are hot water
Sisters are cold water
But
Friends are beer bottle
Khushi ya Gam phir bhi sath rahe hardam!!!
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Ek aadmi apne dost se -Arey yaar main pareshan ho gaya hu
Dost - KYU?
Admi-Meri biwi roz raat ko thoda sa thunps up pilakar kehti hai ,
chalo aaj kuch tufani karte hai
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Exam + Rowdy Rathore
"Jo me padhta hu wo me likhta hu ,
aur jo me nahi padhta hu wo definitely likhta hu...
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7 saal k bhai se 5 saal ki behan puchti hai -
Wht is love?
Pyar kya hai?
BHAI-tum mere bag s echocolate kha jaati ho lekin mai fir bhi usi jagah rakhta hu...
That's Love...
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Bikta hain gum ishq k bazaar me
Lakho dard chupe hote he 1 cchote se inkar me,
Ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to swagat he hamari dosti k darbar me
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Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye,
dhere sehawa apko kuch keh jaye,
dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango,
hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye.
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This PJ will destroy the power of thinking..
Wht do u call a dancing cow?
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"Guidance"
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Kabhi pehli baar school jaane me dar lagta tha, aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hain.!
Pehle 1st aane k liye padte the, aaj paison k liye padte hai!
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,aaj dil tut jaane pe b sambhal jate hai!
pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the , aaj dost hamare yadon me rehte hai!
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A man jumped in2 d river & nvr came back
Another man jumped,he too didnt return
Santa conclude: Man is soluble in water!!
Puri chemistry hila di
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Is it possible to have unity in nation when each one feels that then he is beter than his neighbor?
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Friend is like a stapler,its easy to attach and difficult to remove, and the worst is wen u remove it,it leaves the paper damaged forever!!!
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Kuch ladko ka coomon sense zero hota hai
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KAISE?
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gents toilet me likh kar aayenge
"paroo I LOVE U"
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Ab kya paroo waha padhne jayegi?
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Bablu - Tumhari umar kya hai?
Timm! - 20 saal
Bablu - Tumne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi bola tha
Timmi - Haan main zuban ki bahut pakki hun
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Before yo point ur finger of criticism at any one else, see how much dirt have under ur finger nail?
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Paint ur heart with love!
Fill ur mind with peace!
Cover ur soul with joy!
Wrap ur dreams with hope!
"Enjoy ur life with confidence...!"
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A opinion without 3.142 is onion....
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Those who got this are Enggs..N can forward this msg...
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reason: pi=3.142
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3 simple rules
1.If u do nt go after wat u want, u wl nevr hav it
2.If u dnt ask, d ans will alwaz b no
3.If u do not step forward,u'l alwaz b in d same place....
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A new metal is added to chemistry ....
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic weight: dont even dare to ask
Physical properties: Boils at any time.Can freeze at any time.Melts if treated with love and care.Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical Poperties: very reactive,hghly unstable,possess strong affinity for gold,silver,diamond and platinum
Occurence: Mostly found in front of the mirror..!
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DIMAG KHARAB msg
Boy to girl: TUmhare ghar me latrin bani hai??
Girl: haan...!!
Boy replied..
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hamre ghar to DAAL-CHAWAL bana h..!!
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Beti - MOM he is just frnd.....
MAA - beta humne duniya dekhi hai....
"2 litre petrol jala kar ghar anney wala frnd nahi hota"
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1 hath me pen dusre me phone,
1 kan se lecture dusre se song,
1 aankh board par dusre lover pe,
kon gadha bola student life is easy?
Its busy..its busy
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jaise sitaaro k sath aakash hai,
Risto k sath vishwas hai...
Apni palko ko band karke dekh lo..
Meri ye Dostti har waqt aapke sath hai
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hamesha apni lover ka photopurse mai rakhna.
Jab bhi tum mushkil me hoge wo photo dekhana.
Tume lagega ke koi bhi mushkil isse badi nahi....
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Child(dog sex dekh k):Papa ye kutta kya kar raha h
Dad:beta wo kutiya ko kuch samjha raha h
Child:aaram se b samjha sakta h,gand marne ki kya zarurat h..
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Why r girlfriends more dangerous than mafia?
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Mafia either wants ur life or ur money.
But girls want both..!!!
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Jiyo yesa k zindgi kam pad jaye
haso itna ki rona muskil ho jaye
Kisi chiz ko pana to kismat ki bat h
magar chaho etna ki khuda b dene pe majboor ho jaye..
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Lovely people r most precious,so no matter hw regularly Or rarely i cntct U,
U wuld always b remembered,
Not only for today,
Bt
Through out my life
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Science k mutabik bachpan me bed per su su kern wale log hamesha
Right Hand me mobile pakad ke SMS padhte hain
Na munna Na! Ab haath mat Badlo...
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TRUE TRUTH:-
"Always love a person so much that they will cry for U
But, never behave with a person so bad that they will cry because of U."
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(Billu-Pinky in a restaurant)
Billu - I love U
Pinky - I do not love you
Billu - Waiter bring separate bills
Pinki - Ok OK I love U
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Send this to all ur friends and see waht award u get..
1.Well speech
2.Good Smile
3.Well dressed
4.Most Creative
5.Best Eyes
6.Good Attitude
7.Good Character
8.Attractive face
9.Good voice
10.Lovable
(Send my award 1st hurry up)
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Jarur Padhna
1 ladka tha diwanasa..
1 ladki thi dewanisi.dono1 sath padte the..
ladke ne ladki ko fb par friend request send ki wo apas me din bhar chat karne lage..
Baad me ladki ne uska phone no. liya..
Fir wo msg send krne lage aur raat me phone call kene lage...
after 6months ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gaya aur ladki ko bhi usse pyar ho gaya
After 1 yr ladke ne ladki ko kisi aur ke sath ghumte huye dekha..
ldke se ye sadma bardash nahi hua depretion me akar wo suicide karne k liye terrace pe chada aur chalang lagayi
Lekin usi waqt shaktiman waha se ja raha tha
Kya shaktiman use bacha payega jan ne k liye dekhiye SHAKTIMAAN agle shanivar dopehar 12:30 baje sirf DD1 par......
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Who is a boy?
A beautiful creation by god
He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister
He sacrifices his pocket money for his grlfrnd
He sacrifice his cigarette & beer for his friends
He sacrifice his youth for his wife and children without complaining
Send it to every boy so that he should say:
"O teri! Mai aisa kab tha..?
AND
To every girl so that they realize:
"WOw! ladke thode toh ache hote hain"
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Agar 1 haara hua insaan haarne k baad bhi smile kare...
to Jeetne wala apni Jeet ki khushi kho deta hai
That's the POWER of SMILE so keep Smiling
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Wife:Me apne maike wapis aa rahi hun hamesha k liye mera inse jhagda ho gaya hai
Maa:Nahi beta jhagda hote hi rehte
W:lekin galti unki thi
Maa:Kya gakti unki hai to sabak unko milna chahiye tu yaha mat aa mein waha par aati hun
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Cut Punch:
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend n asks innocently"roj roj tu mazya dadala bhetayla yetes, tula tuza swat:cha dada nahiye ka!
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Zop Zop..
Mala wish n kartach Zop..!
Ratrani yeil dhakk deun jayil planga varun padshil sagli Zop udun jail, tevha tar mazi athavn yeil?....
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Ek din Dard ne Daulat se kaha: Tum kitni khushnaseeb ho, har koi tumhe paane ki koshish karta hai, Aur badnaseeb hu, har koi dur bhagta hai
Daulat boli: Khushnaseeb to tum ho jise pa k log APNO ko yaad karte hai, Badnaseeb to mai hu jise pa ke aksar log APNO ko bhul jaate hai....
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Warning.!
Doctor advised PLZ
Don't drink water after eating fish
BCoz
Fish start
Swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach...
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ab toh lagta yeh dil ko chaah hai kisiki,
Ki jaise in bahoon ko raah hai kisiki...
Ab toh dil bi yahi dua karta hai ki jald hi ho jaye ye raah puri,
Aur na rahe kabhi ye baahein adhuri...
Bhushan's Creation
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Pyari si raat me pyare se andhere me pyari si neend me,
pyare se sapno me pyare se apno ko pyara sa GOOD NIGHT
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Sombody whom u love enters ur life just for 2 reasons!!!
Either for loving u forever Or to teach u not to love again ever
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Boy:Cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl:Kya mai apko janti hu
Boy:Jaldi de de behen samosa khake aaya hu mirchi lagi lagi hai notanki baad me kr liyo...
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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question paper banaya.
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye..Question they--
1.China kis desh me hai?
2.15 Aug kis date ko aata hai?
3.Green color kis colour ka hota hai?
4.Tamatar ko hindi may kya bolte hai?
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar main kon dafnaya gaya hai?
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CRUPDATES -
Chowkidaar naslelya railway crossingwar surakshit raha
surakshecha mantra - Thamba Aika Donhi Baajula Pahaa Magach Pudhe Ja
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I mad ea list of special people in my life with pencil.
But when I reached ur name, I used a pen.
Bcoz Im sure I WILL never have to erase it.
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It is very sweet when someone knows every single detail about you
Not because you told them But because they paid attention to You..!!
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Every new day is a new chapter of life,
bringing.. new topics,new moments for life
"I wish gud moments always approach U to make ur life joyful!!
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Bhushan is ______?
1.Life
2.Iritating
3.Sweetheart
4.Good person
5.Stylish
6.Silent
7.Kanjus
8.Lovable
9.Tension
10.Cute
11.Baby
12.Not Bad
13.Innocent
14.Hot
15.Sexy
REPLY IS MUXT........
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Dosti har chehre ki muskaan hoti he,
Dosti hi sukh-dukh ki pehchaan hoti he,
Ruth bhi gaye ho to Dil pe mat lena,
Qki Dosti zara si nadaan hoti he?
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The Sweetness of a chocolate remains in the tongue for a minute..!
But,
THe sweetness of a person remains in the heart for the whole life..!
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Dosti me jeena,dosti me marna,himmat na ho to dosti na karna.
Zindgi nahi hamari doston se pyaari, Doston k liye hai zindgi hamari
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Santa went to a battery shop n asked to change battery
The shopkeeper Asked:Exide laga du?
Santa:Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Remembrance is a better compliment than love...
Ppl never expect tons pf love..
Bt only a milligram of remembrance is enough to keep ur best ones happy...
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Masti life me hoti h,
Love me nahi Bhakti man me hoti h,Mandir me nahi
AAp bhi jaan lo e dost
Dosti SMS krne se bdhi hai,sirf SMS pdhne se nahi........
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Banner on the gate of Universities..
"Drive slowly, dont kill the students..
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.
.
.
.
.
Leave them to us,
We do it in a legal way"
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Tchr-Mulano tumhala saglyat jast rag kunacha yeto?
Mule- Rajaram Mohan Roy
Tchr-Ka?
Mule- Kaaran tyanni "BAL VIVAH" band kele naste tr aj amhi jodine shalet alo asto.!
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Solve this riddle
I m d 1st on Earth,2nd in heaven,
I appear two times in a week,
U can see me once in a year although I m in d middle os d sea
wht am I?
Ur IQ test
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Question - Kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bana sakti hai???
Answer - Yes,Par husband crorepati hona chahiye...
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Swt Ans by child in school Admission....
Teacher - Wht is ur mother's Name?
Kid: Kadhi naav nahi vicharle pan premane "AAI" mhanto mi.
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PRINCIPAL:Apne bacche ko jara tameez sikhao
PARENT:Kya hua Sir?
PRINCIPAL:Application form ke SEX wale column me likha hai-"Kabhi Moka Hi nahi Mila"
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Agar aapko hm par gussa hai to tajmahal ko phodo,charminar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo, magar sms karna mat chhodo.!!!
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Hum Roz SMS Q bhejte hai?
Masti k liye? no
Time Pass? no
Hum msg apne Desh k liye bhejte hai
Qk
PADEGA INDIA tabhi to badhega India..
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If you want to know how people look at you,stand in front of mirror.
What you see,people see same
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Make a heart that never breaks,make a smile that never fails,
make a touch that never pains,make a friendship that never ends
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NICE ONE..
Jo insaan achhi baaton se INSPIRE nahi hota..
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.
.
.
Wo
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..
Insaan Buri zindagi jee kar EXPIRE ho jata hai!
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Definition of "Human Being" by a philosopher:
A creature that cuts trees & makes paper,& on those papers they wite "SAVE TREES"
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"If u wait for happy moments,U will wait forever...
But if u start believing that u r happy, u will be happy forever.
Wish U tonnes of happiness!"
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Universal TRUTH
We learnt Sun rises in the East
Fact:Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates
Moral:Education spoils our common sense
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Ohm's Law of Boys:
Whenever eyes of boys remain constant on girl, The amount of attraction developed is directly proportional 2 the smile of girl...
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PJ of School:
Rainbow me colour hota hai violet
wah wah!!
Wah wah!!!
Rainbow me colour hota hai violet
Mam may i go to Toilet..
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Ek artist se dil k darwaze ki tasveer banane ko kaha gaya
Usne bahut haseen DIl Banay,Aur us me chhota sa khubsurat DARWAZA lagaya,
lekin,
uska handle nahi tha
Kisi ne pucha k, iske handle Q nhi lagaya to us artiat ne badi khbsurat bat kahi k dil k arwaje andar se khulte he,bahr se nahi
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Hasib-Yaar murgi k bache ande todkar bahar kaise aa jate hai?
Sajid-Mujhe to ye samaj me nhi aata saale band ande mai ghus kaise jate hai.......
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Wife-main jahan bhi paise chupaon, apna beta dhoondh leta hai.
Husband-Uski book mein rakh de, exam tak nahin dhoodh payega
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Fish said to water:"U can't see my teras bcoz i'm in U"
Water replied:"But i can feel ur tears bcoz u r in me"
Thats FRIENDSHIP..
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Dil ki zarurat har jaan ko hoti ha
Taron ki zarurat her aasman ko hoti hai
Hmari tamanna hai slamat rahe aap
Kyoki achhe dost ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai......
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Dosti karo to hamesha muskura ke, kisi ko dhoka na do apna bana ke,
Kar lo yaad Jab tak hum Zinda hai,Fir na kehna chale gaye dil me yaade basa ke
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Newton aur Einstein ka favourite song
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"Baithe baithe kya karein,karna hai kuch kaam,Chalo banaye formulae, aur bacho ka kare jeena haraam.......
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Love always has its errors.
Sometimes ,we try to refresh, then realize that its best to shutdown
But the hrdest part is to restart ur life & format ur heart!!
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Mazi 1 friend aahe tuzya badal vichart hoti
Mi tila tuza No. dila ahe
Ti tula bhetaylayel tiche nav aahe
"SMILE"
I think ti aali asel
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Mohabbat I L U kehne se badhti hai ya I MISS U kehne se?
Sabko send karo agr 3 logo ka answer same hua to apko koi bahot chahta hai
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College Life
Tjhe best "Oops!" moment of college life
Wen the teacher is lukin 4 sum1 2 answer d question & accidently make an eye contact !!
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Strength grows when we dare,
Unity grows when we cheer,
Affection grows when we share
&
Relation grows when we care...
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In an African Safari,
A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's Wife
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA- Yes Yes I'm changing d battery of my camera
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"Never blame anyone in life.
Good people give happiness,
Bad people give experiences,
Worst people give a lesson,
Best people give memories....
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Sometimes things sound so good in Hindi:
"Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me,Ab tum bhi kho jao"
Try in English:
"I am lost in your love ,Now U get LOST"
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Before you talk,Listen
Before you react,think
Before you criticize,wait
Before you pray,forgive
Before you quit,try.
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Chota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai jab koi saath nahi hota
Aur
lamba rasta B chota lagne lagta hai jab
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.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
..kutte piche lagte hai.
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God Says "Zindgi me aap kitne khush hain,This is not so important,
Zindgi me aapki wajah se kitne log khush hain,
That is most important.!!!
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3 Chees zindgi me 1 baar milti he mere dost
1.Parents
2.Waqt
3.Saccha dost
3 cheeze soch samaj kar uthao
1.Kadam
2.Kasam
3.Kalam
3 Cheeze soch kar karna
1.Mohabbat
2.Baat
3.Faisla
3 Cheez kisi ka intezaar nahi kart
1.Mout
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 Cheeze choti na Samjho kabi
1.Karz
2.farz
3.Marz
3 Cheeze humesha dard deti hai yaad rakhna
1.Dhoka
2.Bebasi
3.Bewafai
3 Cheezo se aap hamesha khush rahoge
1.Khuda
2.Maa baap
Aur
3.Hamare SMS
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Son:Dady 'POLITICS' kya hai?
Dad-TEri MAA ghar chlati H use "SARKAR" manlo,
Me kamata hu mujhe "KARMCHARI" manlo
Kamwali kam krti H use "MAZDUR" Manlo
Tum desh ki janta
Chhote bhai ko Desh ka "BHAVISHYA" manlo
Son: Ab mujhe politics samaj aa gayi daddy...
Kl Raat maine dekha ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K 7 kitchen me maze le raha tha
SARKAR so rahi thi,
JANTA ki kisi ko fikar nhi thi
Or
DESH ka BHAVISHYA ro raha tha.......
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Bhakt:"BABA,mujhe aisa kaam batao ki mujhe kuch karna na pade,
Log kare ayr paise mujhe mile
Baba bole:"Ja beta! SULABH SHAUCHALAY khol le"
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Chahat ko kehte hai "YA ALLAH"
Khubsurati ko "MASHA ALLAH"
Vishwas ko "INSHA ALLAH"
Aur aap jaise dost ko
"SUBHAN ALLAH"....
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World's most beautiful sentnce
"..But,I m with U"
n
World's most painful sentence
"I m with u,BT.."
Words are same but where they r placed, matters a lot...
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Dosti karo BSNL wali se,
Pyar karo IDEA wali se,
Baat karo AIRTEL wali se,
Aankh ladao Bpl wali se,
Par dosto
Shadi karna BINA MOBILE wali se.
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Arz hai-
Khasi ki dawa time pe na lo to wo TB ban jati hai
Khasi ki dawa time pe na lo to wo TB ban jati hai
Girlfriend time pe na badlo to wo BIWI ban jati hai
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Select a month, I wl tell U
Aapki kaunsi cheez aapke life-partner ki sabse favourite hogi?
Jan,FEb,Mar,Apr,May,June,July,Aug,Sept,Oct,Nov,Dec
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Jan-Figure
Feb-Smile
Mar-Eyes
Apr-Lips
May-Hair
June-Voice
July-Chehra
Aug-Style
Sept-Attitude
Oct-Dance
Nov-Dressing
Dec-Look
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Career is like sunlight & Love is as Shadow
If U try to catch shadow U'll lose sunlight but,
If U Walk towards sunlight,shadow automatically comes to U
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Son:Maa kya Gandhiji mar gaye
Maa:Ha
Son:Nehruji?
Maa:Ha
Son:Desh me achche log Ab nahi hai kya?
Maa:Aisa mat bol beta"BHUSHAN" abhi zinda hai
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A man: Y do U make ur son work so hard everyday on d field, Crop will get anyway
Farmer: I'm cultivating my child,Nt my crop..!
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Best Sentence y SWAMI VIVEKANANDA:
LOVE ME or HATE ME both r in my FAVOUR Bcoz
If"U" LOVE Me I am in ur HEART &
If"U" HATE Me I am in ur MIND
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Bin Baat k hi ruthne ki aadat he
kisi apne ka sath paane ki adat h
App khush rahe mera kya he
Mai to aaina hu mujhe to tutne ki aadat h...
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"A man is not poor without a money
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.
But
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A man is really poor,without dream & Aim
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Zindgi ko tanha virano me rehnedo ye wafa ki bate khyalo me rehnedo haqiqat me aazmane se toot jate H dil ye Ishq Mohabbat kitabo me rehne do
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Sharif ladko se jyada kismat wale to gali k kutte hain
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Kam Se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai ki aa rha h ya nhi
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Some people enjoy the best in life
Not bcoz only good things come their way
But bcoz
They find good in everything that comes their way
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Life is the hardest school
We never know what exam will have next
And we can't Cheat, because nobody else will have same questions
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Q insan hasta hai rone k Bad ,
Jeena fir b padta hai sab kuch khone k baad, socha aaj sbko yaad kar lu...
Kya pata aankh hi na khule aaj sone k baad.....
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Short lines for long life:
"Choose the best person like a amirror because when u cry it never laughs..."
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FLIRTING LINES:
GIRL: I dont like the way U keep staring at me ...
BOY: And I like the way U notice me doing that ...!!
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Kitni khubsurti se Rab apki zindgi me hr 1 din jodta H
Isliye nhi Ki apko uski Jarurat H...
Pr Shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko apki zyada zarurat hai...
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Waqt kehta h fir n aunga,
Teri ankhon ko ab n rulaunga,
Jina h to is pal ko jee le,
Shayad me kal tak n ruk paunga.!
So enjoy every moment of life...
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Na dil ko behlane k liye..
Na ghar me sajane k liye..
Bas teri 1 tasweer chahiye..Apne khet se "KAUVE" bhagane k liye..!!
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Bset T-shirt Quote by student of class X:
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.
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I don't need a girlfriend,
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"My studies irritates me every day, that's enough..!
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Sabse lovely kon: TUM
Sabse smart kon: TUM
Sabse sweet kon: TUM
Tumse jyada kon: HUM
Lekin duniya me Sabse ache dost kon
H
T U M
M
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Bahut chaha usko jise hum Pa n sake
Khayalo me kisi or ko la N sake
Usko Dekh K aansu TO poch liye
Lekin kisi aur ko dekh K muskura Na sake...!!!
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Tum is duniya me mere sabse pyare dost Ho...
Upr padh liya tha to niche kya certificate dhund rahe ho ..??
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Just three steps to end your tensions
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Control yourself,
Loook for alternate solutin and
Delete the situation that caused tension..!!
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SALIM: Hamare abba etne lambe he ki khade khade chalte fan ko rok dete he
GANYA: HAmare vadil bhi lambech he pan aaisa aagaupana nai karte..!!
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MULGI: Aga aai gavat bollywood wale aale aahet
AAI: nako gharat ye, te vait astat
MULGI: Hero Imran Hashmi aahe
AAI: Are deva mag tar aaji la pan gharat ghe..._
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1 Pagal bhess pe baith k ghum raha tha..
2nd PAGAl: Tujhe poloce pakdegi 1st pagal: Q
2nd Pagal: helmet nahi pehna
!st pagal: Abe niche dekh 4 wheeler hai
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1 ladke ne 1 ;adki se uska naam pucha
Ladki ne kaha meri scoty k piche likha hai,
Scooty k piche likha that
7.3
4.3
9.3
2.1
MSG xpert ho to ladki ka naam batao
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If some1 steps on ur foot n asks:"Did I hurt You?"
Step on der foot hardly n ask.." Can u feel m answer?"
Sumtimes its gud to be stupid..!!
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Once A TATA company's 22 wheeler met with an accident against RAJNIKANTH
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Since then.....
Its called as TATA NANO
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Heart is not a DUSTBIN to dump all the worries of ur life
Its a Golden pot fr collection of sweet moments of ur life...
So always be happy
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A nursery kid student explianing love in cute way...
Love is like susu in the pant..
Others can only see it, but only u can feel it...
haha
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INSPIRING lINES:
Only normal people says that succes knocks ur door once but achievers say break d door of failure to see SUCCESS....
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Everything in this world is beautful depending on context ...
A school bell sounds annoying at 8am
but the same sounds melodoius at 1.40pm
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Gile shikwe dilse na laga lena kabhi ruth jau to mana lena
Kal ka kya pata hm ho na ho isliye Jb B milu
kabi Samosa kabhi panipuri khila dena
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Isi umeed pe beemar ho K let gaye He
DOSTO
Jab tum milne aage to 2,4 kil AAm b sath laoge
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Never forward
a
SMS
from
a
friend
to
another
friend
if
ur
friend
knows
ur
other
friend
ur
friend
who
is
a
friend
of
ur
other
friend
might
have
alredy
sent
that
sms
to
his
friend
who
is
your
friend
and
other
friend
is
the
one
to
whom
u
should
not
forward
what
ur
friend
sent
U
&
ur
friend,
because
ur
friend
alredy
got
it
from
ur
frnd
who
is
ur
friend
OK
don't
CRY
Now forward dis friendly msg 2
ur friends
n
irritate them
........
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Namaskar Ye hamari "SURYA UDAY"
SMS seva hai, isme hum soye hue "PYARE PYARE LOGON" ko jagate hai aur GOOD morining keh kar khud so jate hai
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Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi
kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi abhi
Tujse mile zamana hua magar
yu laga tu mujhse mil k gaya abhi abhi
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Lines 4m my heart:
"I avoided many things only 4 U in ma lyf
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..
Don't ever make me feel for why I left all dat...
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A bird asked a bee, U work so hard to get honey & people steal....
Don,t U feel sad?
BEE: No, Bcoz they can never steal my art of making honey...
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Ek khwab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu,
Zindgi me pane wali hr zarurat hai tu,
Jisko roz msg krne ko dil kre are yar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu....
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A little ignorance can harm A lot...!!
It can give a life time Xperience .
So always luv ur relations from Ur heart not 4m Ur mood...
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L-LOYAL
E-EMOTIONAL
V-VIVID
A-ACTIVE
P-Prem
A-Atmavishwas
T-tyag
I-Insaniyat
L-Lagan
Ye he "LEVAPATIL" ki pehchann
No effect no defect
LEVAPATIL is perfect...
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Everything is incomplete without "ME"
(me)mory,
(me)lody,
co(me)dy,
ti(me),
ga(me),
(me)aning,
(me)eting,
even this...
(me)ssage
So don't dare 2 4get "me"
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Life is a one way road, we can see back but we can't go back.
So enjoy every second because "ToDAY's newspaper will be tomorrows waste paper.
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Girl: Mon aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya....
Mom: Tune use chata mara ki nahi???
Girl: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad aa gye or mene 2ra gal bhi age kar diya
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Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile mujhe de de
Thakur: Dek yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai, mobile se mazak nahi...
facebook chalu hai aur basanti online hai....
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1c colgate se daat saaf karne ka
Pepsodent se majbut karne ka
Babool se fresh karne ka
Agar fir b safed nahi hue to bindaas HARPIc use arne ka
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UCCCH VICHAR-
Jeevan me har jagah JEET chahiye hoti H
Sirf phoolvale ki dukan aisi H jaha jaake humkehte hai Ki "HAAR" chahiye...
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Never believe in the lines of your hands that predict your future.
because people who don't have hands also have a future.
Believe in yourself
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Teacher-kanjus kon hota hai?
Student- Jo 100 sms bhejne par bhi ek sms ka bhi reply na kare
teacher- GOOD ek example do
Student- Sir, apki beti
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1 Aadmi ne FISH pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
No gas
No aata
na bijli
Na oil
Aadmi vapa FISH ko nadi mai fek aaya
Fish chillaye "UPA" sarkar zindabad....!
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Paani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna anchi ka style,
Different msgs bhejna Apun ka style...
Fhukat me msgs padna aapka style...!
Padho...Padho FREE hai..
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Game
Ye msg sabko bhejo Agr 3 ans 1 hue to apse koi bhut pyar karta H
Q-hat do yu like the most in me?
Eyes
Lips
Smile
Hairs
Style Nature...
Reply must
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"Hame toh SMS ne luta...
"Call me kaha dum tha...
"Mera SMS bhi waha pahucha..
"Jaha reply ke liye BALANCE kam tha
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GREAT LINES by someone
Intezaar karne walo ko sirf utna milta hai,Jitna koshish karne walo se bach jata hai..
Try ever, Wait never...
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Ek hai asmaan ka tara,
doosra he samundar ka kinara,
Bewafa he zamana sara,
Naseeb he achcha hamara,
Jo mila DOST aap jaisa PYARA...
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Don't think U are nothing..!
Don't think U are everything..!
But thing U are somthing.!
Then U can achieve Any thing in LIfe..!!
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In USA-
A mom asked her elder kid to xplain diwali to his bro-
.
S luk id dude had, lyk a big kingdom, n ppl lykd him bt lyk hi step mom or sumthin,ws a kinda bitch n she forced her hubby 2 send dis Ram 2 sum jungle or sumthin....
Coz he ws going for 14 yrs, So his wife n bro gpt along...
(U know just 2 chill)
Bt dude forest was real scary shit, really man N was full of devils n shit lyk dat, bt did dude kild dem wid arrows...
Bt den sum bad gangsta - Ravan pickd up his babe..
And boy!!
Dis dude n his bro got pissd off..
So dey got an army of monkys..
Dont ask how..
Attacked dem got d babe n returned home ..
Ppl thought atleast they deserv sumthing...
Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff...
So dey lit lamps N this ia how it all started...
MOM FAINTED..!!
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Boy:Pap k office me roz NAMAJ hoti hai
Mom: Ye to acchi baat hai
Boy: Lekin papa ki awaaz nahi aati.Sirf unki secretary Ya ALLAH Ya ALLAH kehti hai.
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Esi konsi cheez hai jo insaan ko khane k baad pata chalta hai k wo kha chuka hai?
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Thapparr.....
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Arz kiya hai-
Dil hai saccha aur dimaag hai kachha
Wah wah wah...
Dil hai saccha aur dimaag hai kachha
Ho gayi hai subah uth ja bachha....
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Best Attitde words:
"I will win " Not "Immediately" But "Definitely"
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Santa ne nokia ka sabse badu screen wala mobile liya
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Q?
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Qki vo dekhna chahta tha ki phone On karne par kaun 2 log hath milate hai.
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Dear
Don't keep me in your heary
But
Keep me in your Brain
Bcz
Rehne ki jagah jitni "KHALI" ho, rehne me utna hi 'maza' aata hai
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Log kehete hai kash padhai pyaar ki tarah hoti apne aap ho jati
Hm kehte hain ki kaash Pyar Padhai ki tarah hota
Paents maar maar k karwate!
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Bhikari ne awaaz lagayi:-
Babuji oti milegi...
Andar se awaz aayi: Biwi ghar par nahi hai..
Bhikari: Pappi nhi mange saale,Roti to tu bhi de sakta H...
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Don't get upset with little problems
Coz
Life is like a road
n
Problems are like Speed Brealers
They save us from Big acciednt
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I may don't hv much creativity 2 impress U in sending gr8 msgs,
bt I only send msgs 4u to remember me as a part of ur life 4ever
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Xcuse me...
Sorry 2 disturb U
Wht is your mobile no..?
Mere pass hai bt i want to check...
Bcoz
I feel der is sum error
Kyonki sms jata to hai par aata nahi
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Agar boy Fai lho jaye to Mummy 3 word kehti H " OR Ja Ghumne"
GF b 3 words "SHARM NAHI AATI?"
But Dost 3 word me dil jeet leta hai
"ABE TU BI"
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1 Haseen pal ki Zarurat he Hme,
Beete kal ki zarurat he hme,
Sara Zamana ruthe to ruthe,
Jo kabhin N ruthe aise dost ki Zarurat He Hme.
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Once der was a ight betwn Me and a tiger...
I ran away...
Do U knw Why...
Save the animals especially Tiger....
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Treat everyone with love even those who are rude to you,not bcoz they R not nice,
But bcoz U r nice
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Beautiful Life is just an Imagination
Bt real life is more beautiful than Imagination
Life is urs,So " LIVE it & LOve it"
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3 Rishte 3 waqto par pehchane jate hai
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1-Aulaad budhape me
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2-Dost musibat me
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Aur
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3-Girlfriend garibi me.
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In this world people will always throw stones in your path of success,
It depends on you what you make from them a WALL or a BRIDGE..!!
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She came today early morning
Start fighting Her complain was who the Hell permitted you to come in mine Dreams.
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Khuda ne mujhe bahut wafadar dosto se nawaza hai...
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Yaad mai na karu to koshish wo bhi nahi karte...!!
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Ratra is coming
Tare are chamking
everyone is zoping
Why are U jaging so go to anthrun and take pangarun
Good ratra
sweet sapne
Take kalji
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1 Toffe hoti h ! Rs ki,
1 gulab hota hai H 10 Rs ka,
1 car hoti H 5 lakh ki,
Lekin
1 dost hota H Arbo ka
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.Bade mahnge ho yaar
Msg karoge ya bechdu
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Give smile to atleast one unknown person while walking on the road...
So that...
He will think whole day...
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"Sala Ye tha Kon?"
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GALIYON ki hawaa jism ki dawa ban gai
Duri unki meri chahat ki saza ban gai
Kaise bhulu unhe ek pal ke liye
Jab unki yad jine ki wajah ban gayi hai.
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somtimes words are not enough 2 express our feelings
But our loved ones understand our feelings widout any words
Thats the language of Hearts
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What do you call a situation where 2 people think abt life and all others think abt food?
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Any Guess?
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It's WEDDING..!!
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Bebas kr deta H muje kanoon-e-dosti
Warna jitne tum log kanjos ho dil karta hai blank msg b na karu
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Kitni khubsurti se rab aapki zindgi me hr 1 din jodta hai
isliye nhi ki apko uski jarurat H....
Pr shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko apki zyada jarurat hai.....
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6 u ! l ! W S
d 3 3 >l
DON ka SMS padhna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai...!
Par tum apne gang ke ho isliye ,
Mobile ko ulta karke padho....!
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Xcuse me....
SORRY 2 disturb U
Wht is ur mobile No.?
Mere pass hai but i want to check...
Bcoz...
I feel der is some error
Kyonki SMS jata to hai par aata nahi .......
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There is one very simple rule for LOVE & SUCCESS:-
"Just try one more time in a DIFFERENT Way before you decide to quit."
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Subh ka har pal zindgi de aapko ,
Din ka hr lamha khushi de apko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh jannat si Zamin de apko
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Dedicated to teenagers
D hardest job 4 teenagers is to chat wid their loved one's in front of their families bcoz Dey dnt know how to control blushing
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Shakespeare said...
Make a mind which never MINDS;
Make a heart which never HURTS;
Make a toch which never PAINS;
&
make a RELATON which never Ends.....
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Ankhe teri roye wo ansu mere ho
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
A mere dost dosti itni gheri ho K bich sadak pe log tuze pite aur galati meri ho....
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Best msg from "Forest Department to the YOUTH"
"Pedo se bhi utna hi 'pyaar' karo .jitna 'pedo k niche' or 'pedo k peeche' Kiya karte ho"
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Hum gaye the unke ghar RED ROSES leke,kehna tha 'DIL se DIL' milana,
Unki mummy ne khola darwaza,
Hum ghabra K bole,
Kaku 2 rupayala ek gulab ghyana.
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Important philosophies
1.Ability can never remain hidden
2.No injury is deeper than Insult
3.The Birth of tension is the Death of Talent...
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1980-Mere pyr ki umar ho itni, terenaam pe shuru tere naam pe khatam
2012-Mere pyr ki umar ho itni, mrng s suru or eng pe khatam
Nxt day new item
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Santa US k hotel me murga khane gya, lekin murge ki engish bhul gya
Waiter: Wht do u like to have, SIR?
santa: 1 plate "egg" k papa pls...
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Jaruri nahi dosti me mulakat hoti rhe,
jaruri nhi ki bat hoti rhe,
Pr jo jaruri hai woh bas yhi ki dost ko meri dosti yaad yad aati rhe
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Dosti ka hr pal khubsurat hai,
Dosti bhi pyar ki surat hai,
Waqt chahe kitna bhi badal jaye,
Dosti aaj bhi hr dil ki jarurat H
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Evrything in lyf can't make U happy...
Evrything in a day can't b satisfying..
But thr's 1 thing whch makes U feel nice...
Thats care for U in someone's eyes...
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One night when I looked at the moon and te moon told me:
Why dont U leave her if she makes you Cry?
I looked back and said him would you ever leave your sky?????
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PUNJABI RAMAYAN:
Hanuman to sita-Mere naal chalo, Mainu RAMJI ne bhejye hai.
Sita-mai paraye mard naal nai jandi
Hanuman-Jide naal aayi si, O ki fufa lagdi si?
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Santa's Password- Rama Laxmana Seeta Krishna ARjuna, Delhi
Guess Y?
Bcoz,
It said Password must hav 5 characters in 1 capital!!!
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GOOD THOUGHT:-
Life is a art of drawing without eraser
So be careful while taking every small decision about valuable pages of life
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Friendship Test...
Aisi konsi baat hai jo agar koi mere bare me kahe to aap kabhi nahi manoge?
Reply
It's Compulsory
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Panyacha ek themb chikhalat padla tar to sampto,
Hatavar padla tar to chamakto ,
Pan shimplyat padla tar to moti hoto......
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Definition of NOTHING
Time doesn't wait 4 Us
days pass & Years change,
We mis our beloved ones
We move away 4m our close ones,
Our life changes,
Friend changes,
People change,
But our hearthas those precious moments engraved in itt whether we want it or not
They are always making us happy at sad times & sad at happy times
We think abt those happy days then smile & when somebody asks the reason for our smile, We just say
"NOTHING"
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Look outside its so pleasant!
Sun smiling 4 U!
trees dancing 4 U!
Birds singing 4 U!
Because I asked them all 2 wish You
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There are many amazing things about sleep and one of them is that you always wake up with a new hair style ........
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Ladka - I love U
Ldki - sorry mai kisi or se pyar krti hu
Ldka udas ho gya fir achanak bhagne laga or bola - teri mummy ko bataunga
Ldki - ruk ja kamine
I LOVE YOU 2......
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One of d best childhood memories:
It doesn't matter if you sleep on a sofa..
or in a car...
Or anywhere else,
U'll alwys wake up on bed...
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"In the journey of Life, its not important to hold all the good relations...
But Its more important how good U behave with the relation which U hold.."
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Let C which F ship band u give me?
RED - high temper
PINK - cute
Purple - loving
LIME - naughty
GREY - idiot
BLUE - sharing
WHITE - caring
BLACK - smart
YELLOW - sexy
BROWN - rude
MUST REPLY
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Nark mei exam chalu tha, exam me sab apne apne gunah likh rahe they, sab bahut soch kar likh rahe the...
Par maza to tab aaya jab aapne kaha "SUPPLEMENT" please!!!
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Certain people touch R heart & v cant stop thinking abt them
That's the kind of person u are
Absent yet so near, simple yet so precious
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Who am i in ur opinion?
Tweety - (Speek a lot
Tom(innocent)
Jerry(naughty)
Pooh(sensitive)
Donald Duck(frank)
Dexto(studious)
Barbie(Sweet n lovely)Johny Bravo(Flirt)
Minni(Attractive)
Tintin(Intelligent)
Ben10(different)
Plz reply must be honest
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Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch touch which never pains,
make a fiendship which never ends...
FRIENDSHIP Rockzzzz...
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Ache waqt se zyada acha dost pasand karna Q k acha dost acha waqt la sakta he magar acha waqt acha dost nahi de sakta...
Choice is urs
It's true
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Kisi ne mujhse pucha
Dost kya H?
Maine kaha
1 mannat
1 dua
1 izzat
1 hifazat
1 rishta
1 bharosa
1 taqat
1 haqiqat
1 ehsas
1 mithas
1 main
OR 1 aap
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Unse baat karne ka mann hota hai,
wo baat na kare to gam hota hai,
Kaise samzaye is nadaan Dil ko,
Jitni baate kare utna kam hota hai...
Have a nice day.......
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A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 years
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 years!
Moral - EXERCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL!
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Love d person U like even if he/she is in love wid some1
else coz this is the only way 2
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create love triangles
Tbhi to kahani me twist aaega yaar..........
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Letz hav fun
Ye msg sabko bhejo or dekho kaap k frndz apko kon sa title dete hain
Meri Jan
Chanda
Meri zindgi
Dukhi aatma
Mis Innocent
Shonu Monu
Matlabi
Chamcha
Mehfil ki jan
Mis Attitude
Talking with eyes
Model
Zinda Dil
FIRST REPLY ME
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Log manzil ko mushkil samjte hai hum mushkil ko manzil samjte hai
bada fark hai logo me or hum me
log zindgi ko dost or hum dost ko zindgi samjte hai
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Orange ka juice, mera dost kanjoos
Aam ka achar, hamesha bahane taiyyar
Ice-Cream ka cone, Na kare kabhi Phone
Bahane hain easy, Kehte hain "I M BUSY"
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During normal days we feel like i'm rancho of 3 idiots..
But During exams we feel like Ishaan Awasthi of Taree Zameen par
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After Exams:
Boys of DELHI:"Paper was easy"
MUMBAI:"Paper theek tha"
PUNE"Paper chaan hota"
But Vidarbha:"Paper sod be maaya baajule kaay porgi hoti bho ek dam kanda"
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Hansi mazaak k wo pal yaad rakhna
Is GEHERI dosti ko yad rakhna
Mehfil m kal me rahu ya na rahu
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Ek Tha TIGER aap k group me hai bus itna yaad rakhna
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I'm very confused about one thing
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Did GOD made moon seeing her, Or he made her by seeing moon!!!
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Boy:Plz come to my heart..
Girl: Sandal nikalu kya..?
Boy: Hat pagli mera dil koi mandir thodi hai bindas pehen kar aaja....
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1 engineer, 1 Doctor & 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latke the
Pilot ne kaha vajan zyada hai, 1 admi hatana padega..
Teacher bola ye kurbani mai dunga..
TALIYA &Doctor aur engineer tali bajane lage & vajan kam ho gay
Doctor bano ya engineer,
Guru hamesha guru hi hota hai...
_____________________________________________________________________________________Why Gandhi smiles on every note rupee note Lincoln doesnt smile on Dollars?
Because American women don't keep the money inside their Blouse
Naughty GANDHI
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Wife Ek bar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the ship doobi nahi fir b sab mar gaye,KAISE?
Bich samudra me ship bigad gayi thi Saale DHAKKA dene utar gaye
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Ladkiyose pyar mat karna
Q ki
Ye aati hai HEER ki tarah
Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah
Chubti hai TEER ki tarah
Aur
Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki tarah...
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Suna hai aap bahut dimag wale ho to in 5 ke naam hindi me batao?
1 Ambulance
2 Mobile
3 X-ray
4 Tubelight
5 Sim
It's challenge for u
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Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota,
Khwabo me koi or nahi hota,
Library me koi shor nahi hota
OR
Hum se jo kare Dosti,
Wo Life me kabhi bor nhi hota...
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We always miss someone in life only for two reasons:
Either that person was in your heart
Or,
U always wanted to be in that person's heart
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"RESPONSE" Is One of the powerful tool to occupy a place in someone's HEART Always Give the best response to the person who cares for U...
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SWEET Answer:
Teacher-Tumhare papa kitne saal k h?
Boy-Jitne saal ka me hu
Teacher-Kaise?
Boy-Jis din me paida hua usi din to wo papa bane
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BOY POEM
Mohabbat to kisi ek se karunga..
Ho sake to kisi nek se karunga
Lekin jab tak nhi milegi wo nek
"TRY" to har ek ko karunga
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If world refuses to help you
Just remember the words of Einstein:
"I m thankful to all those who said no,
Its bcoz of them i did it myself"
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Short lines with a million dollar meaning:
Thelife that you are living is also a dream of millions
Think over it..
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Pain makes U stronger...
Tears makes U braver...
Heartbreak makes U wiser
So thank the past for better Future
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
Genius hits a target no one else can see.....
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In business and in life if you want to go fast go alone and if you want to go far go together
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At a restaurant...
Waiter-Would like to have Black Coffee?
Chirkut-Wht other colors do U have?
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3 log marne k baad swarg k darwaze par pahunche
1st bola-Mai pujari hu, maine aapki zindgi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do
God-Narak mei ja
2nd bola-Mai doctor hu. Maine zindgi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do
God-Marak mei ja
3rd-Mai St. Teresa's se hu...
God(emotional hokar)-Baskar pagle,rulayga kya kya, chal andar aaja, tune to narak ki saari saza pahele hi pa li h....
Dedicated to all my teresians.....
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Royal heart touching lines about a frend -
"I need not explain my frndship...
Bcoz I hav a friend who can understand even my silence
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Evry relation is beautiful bt real love is most beautiful
evry light is good but moonlight is best
Evry frnd is sweet bt u know meri to baat hi kuch or h.....
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Evry1 will not get evrything...
This is the way of LIFE
Don't try to get which is not yours...
But, Don't dare to loose which is ONLY YOURS....
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Dedicated to rocking singles
The longer U stay single, thelonger U become a public temptation and a threat to other relationships....!!
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pain of loosing loved one is nothing when compared to the pain thats felt when
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Biscuit falls into tea due to over-dipping...
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Once U care for a person...
You will always do the same,
Bcoz whts in ur mind may change,
But whts in ur heart will remain forever
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Nice ONe
Kisi ko galat kaam karte dekho to usko bura mat kaho...
Majburi galat kaam karwati hai, Shoq se badnaam hona kaun chahta hai..!
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Why does the great wall of china come in d 7 wonders of the world?
Bcoz its 1t n only chinese product lasted for so long
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31 States
1618 languages
6400 Castes
6 Religion
6 Ethnic Groups
29 major Festivals
1 Country!
Be proud to be an INDIAN!
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Short lines with a million dollar meaning
The life that U are living is also a dream of millions of others
Think over it....
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Bill Gates
"I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job
Bcoz
He will find an easiest way to do it"
'Be LAZY Think CRAZY'
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car se takra kr KABUTAR behosh Ho gaya
Admi use ghar le gaya aur use Pinjre me rakha
KABUTAR ko hosh aaya to bola -
Aaila JAIL!
Car wale bhau mele kay?
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Mst come dialogues in Exams...
1) Saale kitna likhega
2) Abbe zor se bol na... kuch sunai nai de raha
3)Ma'am I was asking for the eraser
4)Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha hai
5)Yaar ye chapter kab karwaya tha
6)Yar ek din aor mil jata to padh leta
7)WTF.....!!!!
8) Paper kisne set kiya hai
9) Paper kaisa tha
10)Sheet ko thoda right mai kar...aur khud thoda baju mein sarak....ha ab dikhai de raha hai....last and most famous.....
11) Bhagwan is baar pass kardo....maa kasam....agli baar ache se padhunga....
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Dur se tumko miss kiya...
Tumhare liye God se wish kiyaa....
Chupke se tumhari yaad aayi
Isliye dhire se tumhe disturb kiya...
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Avoiding somthing doesn't always
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mean that u hate it...
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it could also mean that u want it but u just know that it isn't urs
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Every lost game inspires us to try one more time
Always remember, "Defeat is Temporary, but giving up makes it permanent"
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"Xpression of eyes can be read by evry 1 bt...depression of HEART can be read only by best 1"
"Care 4 every 1 bt,don't loose d best 1"
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Evry day is special if u think so
Every moment is memorable, if u feel so
Evry 1 is unique, if u see so
Life is beautiful,if U live so
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new
style
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it’s a
new law.
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it’s a new
invention.
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it’s a new
fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it’s a new
theory.
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it’s
a"MISTAKE" :
This izz cheating .
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Bhikhari, Manmohan se:
1 rupiya de do baba roti khani hai....
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Manmohan:
1000 rupye dunga pahle ye bata hmari sarkar k hote hue
1 rupye me roti de kaun raha hai....
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Super insult:
Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the
Student:ate honge SIR,
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,
AP
ko koi achha teachr padhata hoga
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Kuch waqt pehle Muje b zindagi ne azmaya tha,
Kisi k sath Maine b hasta hua pal bitaya tha,
Rota hua chhod gye to kya hua,
Hasna b to usi ne sikhaya thA.....
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If I am Wrong,I Need Your Hand To Correct Me...
If I am Lost,I Need Your Hand To Guide Me...
If One Day I Die,I Still Need Your Hand To Close My Eyes...
S0,Please Hold My Hand Tightly In Your Hand...
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Agar Aap Fight Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Ho To
Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction:
Ur Dad: Chal jane de, ab us ladke ke paas mat jaana...
Ur Mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar diya...
Ur Sister: Bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya??
Ur Lover: Ladaai karke pit ke Mere samne kyun Khade Ho??
But Friend Says-
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Gaadi Nikaal, Ghar Se Nikaal Ke Marenge Us Salle ko... :-)
Friends Always Rocks...
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"I dont care when
...U disturb me,
But
"I get disturbed"
...When U dont disturb me...
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Smtimes whn u see a ur dear1 is crying...
Its better nt 2 ask why".?...
Smtimes its take only 2 words, 2 make them happy.. Those 2 words r .....
"M Here"...
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Koi Naraj Hai Hamse Ki Hum Kuch Likhte Nahi,
Kaha Se Laye Lafz Jab Wo Milte Nahi,
Dard Ki Zuban Hoti To Bata Dete,
Wo Zakhm Kase Bataye Jo Dikhte Nahi...!!
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Baat Din ki nahi ab raat se dar lagta hai ,
ghar hai kacha mera, or barsaat se darr lagta
hai,
tere tohfey ne to bas khoon k ansu he diye
hein,
zindghi ab teri har neyi sogaat se dar lagta hai,
pyar ko chor kar tum aur koi baat karo dost,
...ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai,
meri khatir na kahin wo badnaam ho jaye
is liye un ki se mulakaat se dar lagta hai,
Dost abb ushey bolun to bolu keise? jis k bina jeeney k khaylaat se dar lagta hai
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When You Wait for someone for few MINUTES,
It's your NEED !!!!
When You Wait for someone for few HOURS,
... It's your TRUST !!!!
...
When You Wait for someone for few WEEKS,
It's your FRIENDSHIP !!!!
But if you are waiting for someone...
Even After Knowing that he/she will never come, :'(
Is Your LOVE !!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥
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Maine apne bete ka naam
America rakha hai.
Dost: Wo kyun?
Sardar: Main duniya ko batana chahta
hun ke main America ka baap hun.
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Kin Lafzon Mai Bayan Karoon Apney Dard Ko
Sunn'ey Wale Tou Bohat Hai, Samjhne Wala Koi
Nahi...! ღ~•…
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!! UsNe KaHa Tha "MuJe
AaNKheiN "BhaR Ke "DeKha "KaRo"
******
YaaRo
******
AaB "AaNKheiN To "BhaR "AaTi
He "PaR "Wo "NaZaR" "NaHi" "AaTa...!!
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Ham sochte hai tuame kya de.
Tumari mohabat ka jawab kya de. Suna.
hai sabse acha tohfa gulab hota hai.
Par jo gulab hai? use gulab kya de.
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तुफानों में जिंदगी को पनाह कहा मिलती है,
अनजानी राहों में राह कहा मिलती है.
अरे, ताजमहल बनाने का हौसला तो हम भी रखते है,
मगर वफादार मुमताज कहा मिलती है
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Golu:Kya tu pass ho Gya
Molu:Ha,humari puri class pass hui
But humari madam fail ho gai
Golu:Kese
Molu:Wo abi b usi class me padha rhi he..
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My Life Became Romantic, When My Eyes Started Looking At you Silently...
But
My Life Became More R0mantic When you Started Reading My Eyes Silently...
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Don't live a life full of plans..
Sometimes d bst moments hpen on d unplanned
&
d greatest regrets hpn on not reaching what is planned..
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Koi pyar karne wala agar takleef de aur aapke ankhon mein aansu aa jaye to is yakeen ke saath aansu ponch lena ki ye haq aap hi ne use diya hai..
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Bikta hai gam husn k bazar me, Lakho dard chhipe hote hai 1 chhote se inkar me, wo kya smjhenge pyar ki kashish ko, jinhone fark nahi samjha pasand or pyar me.
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Ek GULAB KEHTA h:
-"I love you.!"
Ek smile Kehti h:
-"I like you.!"
Ek ring Kehti h:
-"I marry you.!"
Lekin Ek Chhota Sa Comment Kehta h:
-"I MISS U Too.!"
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Teacher-How many planets are there.?
Golu-Mercury,Venus,Jupiter...vagerah
Teacher-Aur batao..?
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Golu-AUR SAB BADHIYA!
MATA RANI KI KRIPA.
AAP SUNAO..?
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Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!! .
. GF : Honey Where Are You?
.
BF : I'm At The Bank.
.
GF : Dear, Please I Need 3000 Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000 To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy A Dress.
.
BF: Sorry, I Meant I Was At The "Bank" Of A River..!!
Machi chahiye tumko Machi..?
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Cutest Story Ever"
.
Kid : Mom i love u more thn u love me..
Mom : How can u prove this my son..
Kid : Becuz u have 2 sons and i have ony 1 mom !!
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Kon kehta h,
ladki hasi toh fasi
so just 4 thm arz kiya hai:
"muskurana toh har ladki ki ada hai.
use jo mohabbat smjhe woh gadha hai"
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Apne school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani...
Ek top kerti thi larki jo thi percentage ki Rani..
.
Phir
..
Phir kya? Hum ne Pata Li
Aur fail ho gayi Maharani..
___________________________________________________________________________________Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baapki jaan....
facebook par photo dalkar na karo badnaam....
kya pta us din yeh dharti hi hil jaye....
jab kisi page par tumhari behan ki photo mil jaye..
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Unki mohabbat ka nishaan abhi baaki hai,
Naam lab par hai par jaan abhi baaki hai,
Kya hua jo dekh kar muhh pher lete hai,
Tassali hai chehre ki pehchan abhi baaki hai.
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The One Thing We Learn In College During A Serious
Lecture Is....
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. .
.
.
"How We Type Messages Without Looking At The
Phone Screen"...
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During hug A girl's head is always down because she considers her boy to be her world .. Gets Lost in it . . . . While a boy's head is always up so that no Other guy dares to look at his girl......!!!
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2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What WillWe Do Now?
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..
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis.
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Best attitude:
Though there are millions of people in this world ,
why i am born?
The reason is , GOD is expecting sumthing from me,
wich is not possible by million .
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Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many areleft?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close thefridge
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are atthe lion's birthday
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane.
You may leave now.:
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When you fully trust a person without any doubt, you'll finally get one of two
results
"A person for life"
"A Lesson for life".
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If you love somebody, set them free. If they return,
they were always yours. If they don’t, they never
were.
- Richard Bach
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Gf : i will be fine :( i promise
Bf : i know there's something wrong baby u can tell me..
Gf : i just need your " HUG " right now..
Bf : could u wait till tomorrow when i see u ?
Gf : yeah... baby :(
Bf : shows up at her door..
Gf : baby ? what r u doing here in d middle of d night ?
Bf : i couldn't go a night knowing my baby needs comfort
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Santa AUTO wale_se- kyu bhai Hanuman Mandir jaoge.
AUTO wala - ha!
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Santa - to phir aate samay parsad lete aana..
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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
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Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay..
Good morning frnds...
Have a nice day..
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Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn
to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules
and play from your heart. !!!
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Apne school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani...
Ek top kerti thi larki jo thi percentage ki Rani..
.
Phir
..
Phir kya? Hum ne Pata Li
Aur fail ho gayi Maharani..
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A VERY TrUE and NiCE SayiNg....
.
.
We all know that Love hurts, but very few of us knows that friendship hurts more
when lost through love....
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Awesome reality
Best friends never propose each
others...!
. But
.
They really feel bad wen 1 gets committed
to
some other...
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Most Amazing Part Of Love :
Its When Others Always Try To Steal Ur Partner, But Still Ur Partner Always Choose to Stay With U ♥
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A Perfect Relationship Is When:
U Fight Like A Married Couple ...
Talk Like Best Friends ...
Flirt Like First Lovers
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I cried a tear
You wiped it dry
I was confused
You cleared my mind
I sold my soul
You bought it back for me
And held me up
And gave me dignity ♥♥♥
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TRUTH AND TRUST ARE GOD'S OWN VIRTUES'. SO NEVER PLAY WITH ANYONE'S FEELINGS, NEVER BREAK ANYONE'S TRUST.........AS AN OLD SAYING ..... "TODAY ITS ME BUT TOMORROW IT CAN BE YOU"
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Boy proposd gal via msg,
Girl married him nxt day thinking how cn sm1 luv her so much...!!!
boy had writtn,...
"I Luv u utna, mbbs ka Syllabus h jitna"
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When I Was Small
I Laughed Less
But
There Was Infinite Hidden
Joy,
As I Grew Up
I Learn To Laugh A Lot
To Hide The Unspoken
Sadness..
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"Great Advise"
The perfect lesson which
i got from Life,
Don,t be 2 honest in this world
becoz straight trees are always
chosen first for cutting.
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A Simple Cute Short Story:
Today, My Boyfriend Came Over And Met My Parents.
Then He Left,
And My Dad Told Me
That My Boyfriend Loved Me.
I Smiled And Asked,
“How Do U Know?”
He Said,
“Because He Looks At U
The Same Way I Looked At Your Mother.”
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Those Lovely Moments When Ur
Really Sleepy,
But
You Don't Want to Go for Sleep
Because
Your Talking To That Special
... Person ♥ :)
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"In the goodness of time, all peoples will come to live together in a peace guaranteed by the binding force of mutual respect and love."
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Meri aankhon main Ansu aaye na hote,
Wo humein dekh kar muskuraye na hote,
Sochti hun aksar tanhai may main,
Meri zindagi main kash wo aaye na hote,
Na tarapte hum unke liye itna,
Dil ne khawab unke sajaye na hote,
Naa toot kar bikharti main is kadar,
Kash wo mere dil main apna ghaar banaye na hote…
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Superb Lines from a Father's
Diary Ever 'n Ever !
" My Son is My Son till He
Gets a Wife ,
But...
My Daughter is My Daughter
till the End of my life ♥
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Wafa tujh say na kar paoun to tum naraz mat hona.
Teray dil say utar jaon to tum naraz mat hona,
Hai namumkin farishta khud ko sabit kar sakay koi,
Khata koi main kar jaon to tum naraz mat hona,
Main insan hun meray b sath majburi hai fitrat ki
Main waaday say mukar jaon to tum naraz mat hona....
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A girl is in love with you when she realizes she's willing to do things for you she wouldn't do for anyone else.
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There are 3 special people in our life:
Someone we love but have to hate
Someone we hate but can’t live without
N
Someone we cannot live without but have to let go
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Sometimes My HEART asks....: Why I miss U?...Why I Like U?...Why I Sms U?...Then my
mind
answered,
It's bcoz... "SWEET" people
NEED more CARE. ♥
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“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”
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Ek ladki ko dekh kar1 ladka bola
'stop'....I can PK
Ladki- what pk?
Ladka-"Propose Kruga " tab ladki bole FSSSM
ladka- wht FSSSM?
Ladki-Fuut Sala Sandal Se Marugi....
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When u believe someone deeply, Misunderstanding arises, but don't feel for it Because some Misunderstandings are needed 4 good understanding.
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एकदा रजनीकांत गणपती मध्ये ढोल वाजवत होता.....
थोड्या वेळाने पृथ्वी जवळच्या आकाशगंगे मधून
एक परग्रह वासी आपल्या उडत्या तबकडी वरून आला व
रजनीकांत ना नमस्कार करूनम्हणाला....
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." भाऊ .. माझ्या मुलाची बोर्डाची परीक्षा आहे...जरा हळू वाजवाल का ?
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Ek Ladki ke pass unknown call Ayi.
Ladka: Do u hav Boy Friend?
.
Ladki: Yes I hav, but who are u?
.
Ladka: Tera bhai, ruk Ghr aa k Btata hu. .
After few seconds once again unknown
call ayi,
.
Ladka: Do you hav Boy Friend?
. Ladki: No I dont.
.
.Ladka: tu phir main kaun hun?
.
Ladki: oh sorry Jaan main samjhi ke bhai
hai. .
Ladka: Main tera bhai hi hu.
.
Bus aaj to tu gYi.
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Never try to find anythng unique or special in a person,
the day u lose dat person 4ever wil b the day u realise dat, dat person in itself was unique.
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A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes 2 the Kitchen,& Calls
`HI DARLING`
He says`Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitchen...
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girl - papa, insaan kaha se aaya?
Dad- aasmaan se.... Kuch dino bad.. Girl- mummy, insaan kaha se aaya? Mom- bahut saal pehle bandar badal kar
insaan ban gaye..
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Girl confuse ho gayi.. Girl- papa aapne kaha tha, insaan
aasmaan se aaya hai..
Mummy kehti hai bandar se aaya....mai
confuse ho gayi hu..
.
. Dad- Beti, maine aapko apne khandaan
ka bataya, or aapki mummy ne apne
khandaan ka..:D
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What''s Marriage!
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.
Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense.
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Nice Lines for today:
"Zindgi Me Achhe Logo Ki Talash Na Karo"
"Khud Achhe Ban Jao"
"Shayad Aapse Mil k Kisiki Talash Poori Ho Jaye".:)
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Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..
? ?
?
Fail ho Jaunga!
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Jigar K Dard Me Koi Marham Lgane Wala Nhi
Dilme Lgi H Aag Koi Bujane Wala Nhi
KisSe Umid Rkhe Is Jahan Me
Sabne Rulaya Koi Hasane Wala Nhi..
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The Greatest Expression Of Love
In Today`s Age,
Is The Sound 0f The Telephone Message Beeps
From Someone You Love.
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Tum humein rula do to gam nahi....
Tum humein bhula do to gam nahi....
Par agar tumhe lage ki humne tumhe bhula diya....
To samajh lena is duniya mein hum hai nahi..!!
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Kisi ko mil jaati hain rangeen baharein
Kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta...
Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal
Kisi ko kafan bhi nhi milta...
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Mausam ka aitbar jyada nahi kiya,
Unse pyar humse jyada nahi kiya,
Kuch to humne paltane me der ki,
Kuch usne intezar nahi kiya...
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Mere alfazon ko jhut mat samajhna....
Yaad aati hai bahoot....
Milne ki dua karna....
Ji raha hu tumhare naam par....
Par mar jaun to bewafa mat samajhna..!
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Apko bhool jane ka hounsla na huwa,
Door rehkar bhi tumse juda na huwa,
Apse milkar kisi aur se kya milte,
Koi dusra aap jaisa khas na huwa.
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Zindgi jb kisi do rahe pr ati he
Ek ajib si kashmkas me pad jati h
Chunte h hum kisi ek raah ko
Pr doosri raah ki yaade shayad zindgi ban jati h...
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Shayad kuch pal ke liye kho jaunga mein
shayad kuch pal ke liye nazar na aunga mein vaada hai yeh mera,maut ko bhe piche chor aaunga mein chahe jo bhi ho tujha har keemat par apna banaunga mein...
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Waqt Dega Is Qdar Dukh Kbi Socha N Tha
Wo HmSe Hogi Juda b
Socha N Tha
Roothna To Rasm-E-Duniya H Magr
Is Qdar Hogi Khfa Kbi Socha Na tha...
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Kar Lia Hai Faisla,Kehna Use,
Ab Na Hoga Rabta,Kehna Use.
Jis Pe Hum Chalte Rahe Hai Sath Sath
Kho Gya Wo Raasta,Kehna Use.
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kon Andaza Mere Gum Ka Laga Sakta Hai
Kon Sahi Raah DiKha Sakta Hai
Kinare WaLo Tum Uska Dard Kya Jano
DuBne WaLa Hi Gehrayi Bata SakTa H..
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________________
pehle bhi to sitam aapke humne sahe
ankho se pal pal ahsq mere bahe
dil me phir bhi aap hi aap rahe
aap hain bewafa aapse kyu kahe....)_____
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Na wo sapna dekho jo tut jaye....
Na wo haath thamo jo chhut jaye....
Mat aane do kisi ko bhi itne kareeb ke....
Uske dur jane se Insaan khud ruth jaye..!!
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Bahoot hai duniya mein gam-e-numaish dekhne wale....
Par yaha gam ka kharidar koi nahi....
Yun to har baar tuta hai dil wafa ki chah mein....
Phir bhi is dil ka gunahgar koi nahi..!!
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Mit gaye hai sab zakham
Bas nishan baki reh gaya
Saza puri ho gaya
Karna gunaah baki reh gaya...
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"Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first.
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Pyar Pana Khuda ki Bakshish hota he
Kisi ka Hona BeNaZiz Hota he
Sab ke Hisse me Ye Tofa to hota he
Magar Waqt Pe pana Kisi ka hi 'Nasib'hota he...
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In a Pot,
There were 10 Fishes,
One died,
and the Water Level increased
how!
Think Little!
With the tears of 9 fishes.
Thats FRIENDSHIP.
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A successful relation depends not just on how good understanding we have... but depend more on how better we avoid misunderstanding.
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F.R.I.E.N.D.means
FIRST,
RELATIVE,
IN,
EVERY,
NEW,
DIFFICULTY.
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A friend said after Breaking their
frndshp..
I Miss Ur Smile alot.
But D other said
I Missed my own Smile 4ever without
u.
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~Very painfull story~
Boy : sad :(
girl : please smile..
Boy : leave me alone
girl : (crying) wen wil u smile?
Boy : wen you will die..
Girl went from there :(
Next day the boy got the dead body of
that girl with a letter in which it was
written ***************
hay.wht do u thnk.............it wud b....js
cmnt
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Two beautful tips to stand strong in every condtion:
-never take help of Tears to show your emotions &
-never take help of Words to show ur anger!
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When Destiny Forgets to Tie Some People in Blood Relations,
it Corrects it's Mistake by Making Them True Friends...!!!
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Sincere & True Relationship is
Like Stapling Papers Together,
Easy to Attach But Difficult to Detach
& Even If Detached, They Leave a Mark..
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Life is too short to be sad, mad, to hold regret, to look back, to be unkind. So be nice and do good. Every day is new! Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen... Good morning!
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Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
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Best friends are people who make your problems their problems,just so you don`t have to go through them alone.
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Indian & Americn college principls argued dat their stdnts r fearless.
American college principl calld d stdnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.
Dey jumped
Principl said: see d guts
Indian Principl called d stdnts & told dem 2 jump
students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle??
Principl: see d guts!
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Friend is One,Who.
(F)inds U in a
(R)ush of people
(I)nspires u 2 do something in life,catch ur
(E)motions and
(N)ever leaves U till
(D)eath..
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False friends are like a shadow,they`re with you while you`re in the sunshine,but leave you the minute you cross into the shade.
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Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when
somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never
forgets u.........
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A best friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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Friends are people who walk into your life by accident,but stay on purpose.
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We All Are Travelers In The Wilderness Of The World
And
The Best That We Can Find In Our Travels
Is An Honest Friend...
Good Night
n
Sweet Dreamz...
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Alvida keh ke jab wo chal diye,
in ankho ne saare hasin khawab kho diye,
gum ye nahi ki wo mujhe chod gye ,
dard to tab hua jab alvida kehte-kehte wo khud
rodiye..."
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Amazing(GK) information:
The letters A, B, C and D,
do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99.
The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED.
'A' appears
1st time in THOUSAND.
'B' appears
1st time in BILLION.
'C' appears
1st time in CRORE.
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Duriya hote huye bhi safar vahi rahega,
Door hote huye bhi dostana vahi rahega,
Bahot mushkil he ye safar zindgi ka,
Agar aapka sath hoga to ehesas vahi rahega…
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Love Is Common Emotion That Comes To Every1,
If You Get Whom U Love,
That's Achievement,
And
If U Get Who Loves U,
That's Life...!!
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Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi,
Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi.
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Wakt hume bhul chuka hai,♥ mukaddar b na bhula de,♥
pyar hum isliye nhi karte,♥
kyoki darte hai.♥
Koi hume fir se na rula de.♥
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Here is a list of top Rajnikant jokes.. Enjoy
CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST
Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college . He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
Rajnikant does not use Linux, Linux uses Rajnikant
When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad !!!
Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography . Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records .
WhY 'EARTHQUAKE' OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!
Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. Gmail@rajnikant.com
Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!
When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant's house has no doors.only wall that he walks through.
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Love is not an alarm clock. You can not have it sound at a time that you think is convenient and appropriate. It can not be contained between people until you think it should be there.
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1 stone is enuf to break a glass,
1 sentence is enuf to break a heart,
1 second is enuf to fall in luv
n
1 sms is enuf to keep in touch.
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Don't depend too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness .
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We All Should Be Proud Of Making Little Mistakes...
It Gives Us The Feeling ,
We Do Not Make Any Big Ones... ;->
~ Good Morning ~
Have A Gr8 Day Ahead..
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The most painful thing in life
is losing yourself in the process
of valuing someone too much
and forgetting that you are
special too..
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Height of tension:-
pappu: 10min. me exm chod kr jane laga.
tchr: kya hua?
paper likhna ni aata?
pappu: wo bat ni h.
muje kal k paper ki tyri krni h
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Ur dream determines Ur goals,
Ur goals map out Ur actions,
Ur actions create results,
And the results bring u success.!
"Good Nite my Friends have a nice dreams"
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santa "hair
cating "karvane gaya..!!
BARBER:
kitne "short rakhu "Aap ke baal..!!
SANTA:
tumhari "bhabhi ke
hath me na Aaye itne kardo..!!
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Friendship is a mercury drop..If it's dropped..Impossible to Recollect..So don't rop your friends..Stay in touch.
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Hoo dil pe jo bhi bayr beeta
Teri khair pe vaar diya
Jal jala kar jo bhi jeeta
Tere pyaar pe haar diya ♥
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Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways n if ever I have to let u go I would find a million reasons to make you stay.
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"Friends r like petals of rose.
when together,life is beauty.
when scattered,looses its beauty."
.
"Dost gulaab ki pattiyon ki tarah hai.
Jab saath hai,to zindagi haseen hai.
Jo bichad gaye,to zindagi gumgeen hai."
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Tere Bina Jina Aacha Nahi Lagta
Har Sapna Sacha Nahi Lagta.
Har Sapna DILL Todta Ha or
Tuta Hua DILL Apna Nahi Lagta...
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When We Are Angry We Can Change Decisions But Not Feelings.... The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time.... But Later It Hurts Our Feelings a Lot....
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Ur pillow is the best hair dresser in this world.....
Bcoz evry morning when u wake up.....
u wake up with the new hair styls.....
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Wo aaj phir mile aankhein chaar hui;
Dil se dil ki phir ek baar takraar hui.
Kehne lage kahan hain mohabbat teri;
Hmne kaha wahin dafan hai jahan apki duniya
abaad hui.
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To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.
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Hum ne To Ek Hi Shaks Par Muhabbat Khatam Kardi,
Ab Muhabbat Kis Ko Kehte Hai Kuch Maloom Nahi….!!!!
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Har jazbaat ko juban nahi milti;
Har aarzu ko dua nahi milti;
Hanste raho to duniya deti hai saath;
Warna aansuon ko to aankho me bhi panah nahi
milti...
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father :Tumhare Rezult ka kya huva?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail Hai.
Father : Aur tum ?
Son : Doctor ka beta Bhi Fail Hai.
Father : Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya?
Son : Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B fail Ho gaya Hai.
Father: Kaminey mai tera pooch raha hun.
Son: Toh Tum kuan se obama Ho, Tumhara Beta Bhi Fail Hai .
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Na jaane woh kaun itna haseen hoga....???
Apke haathon mai jiska nasib hoga....!!!
Koi aapko chaahe ye koi badi baat nahi....
Jisko aap chalo woh khushnasib hoga....!!!!
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What is da depth of frndshp...??? Hmm...
Dnt knw..
Its wen your best frnd runs wid your l0ver nd u miss your frnd.. :)
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A True girl should care her boyfriend like a child.... ♥ ♥
A True boy should value his girl like his mom.... ^_^
Because no boy would hurt his mom, &...........
No Girl would love someone more than her own child....
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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
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Santa: papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday he. Use kya du..
Papa : Dekhne me kaisi hai??
Santa: Mast hai..
Papa : Mera number de de.. !!
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Dil ko sabse zyada dard kab hota hai
...
...
...
Jab aap mobile charging par laga kar jaye or 2 ghante baad aakar dekhe ki switch board pe button off tha.... :/:-/ :-|:P:P
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Everything In Life Cant Make You Happy..
Everything In A Day Cant Make You Satisfied
But Therez One Thing Which Makes You Feel Nice..
Thats Love For You In Someone's Eyes....
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world...
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I used to think I was special but i noticed
you talk to everyone like
that. . . :( :(
u knw its HURTS me ALOT :(
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Never lie to your close ones.
Truth may hurt for a while.
but lie will spoil the essence of closeness for lifetime!
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Sometimes we play with love.
But, when the time comes and you
finally realize that you want to get
serious....
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A best book is equal
to 100 frnds,
But A best frnd is equal
to a Library,
So don,t lose them.
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Lehron Me Unka Naam Likh Na Paye,♥
Taqdeer Se Hum Unse Jud Na Paye,♥
Yeh Sila Mila Chahat Ka,♥
Ki Wafa Kar Ke Bhi Wafa Ke Haqdar Ban Na Paye.♥
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I,ll Make y0u Mine Till my lasT breaTh
IF you Are Alone,
I'll be your shadow,
If you want to CRY,
I'll be your shoulder,
If you are Not happy,
I'll be your smile,
If you need me,
I'll always be there......♥
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Ek Bar Suno Kuch Aisa Hua....
Wo Mujhko Mili Mai Usko Mila...Izhar Hua...Iqrar Hua
Wo Chalne Lagi...
Mai Chalne Laga...
Usey Pyar Bht...
... Mujhe Pyar Bht...
Phir Kuch Aisa Hua...
Wo Chor Gayi...
Mai Toot Gaya...
Phir Kuch Yun Mile...
Wo Tanha Thi...
Mai Akela Tha...
Bas Hum Do The...
Aur Koi Na Tha...
Wo Rone Lagi...
Mai Bebas Raha...
Na Pyar Na Hi Izhar Raha...
Bas Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha...
Wo Mitti K Upar Roti Rahi...
Mai Mitti K Ander Sota Raha...
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Poor people fight for food. Rich people share their food. Richer are those people who share power. Richer still are those who share fame. Richest are those who share themselves. Richness of a person is indicated by his ability to share and not by what he hoards. Godliness is enjoying sharing fame.
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Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati
1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlabhai? banda soch main per jaata hai)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.
(to phir kya umeed thi)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phir main pehle kesa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun.
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hay)
5) Im very selfish na.
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)...
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Mera Lafz Lafz Dua Dua,
Mery Ansuon Se Dhula Hua,
Tujhe Zindagi Ki Woh Sehar Milay,
Tujhe Aainon Ka Safa Milay,
Tujhe Dard-o-gham Na Kabi Chu Sakay,
Jan May Sama Lon Tujh Ko,
Tu Jo Rothay Kabi Mujh Se Meray Dil K Malik,
Sari Duniya Se Khafa Ho Kar Mana Loon Tujh Ko.
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Don't force yourself to fit into any situation that feels uncomfortable. Be yourself and do what makes you happy...
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Sharing prblms nd askng 4 help doesn't mean dat v r weak or incompetent,,, it usually indicates an advanced lvl f trust which shouldn't b broken!!!
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4 shrabi 1 Janaze ko Utha Kar,
2 Qabro K UprSe Ja Rahe the.
Santa-Sharm Kro Niche Murde He.
SHRABI-To Upr Konsa Humne WORLDCUP Utaya He.
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Kuch Aansu Hote Hai Jo Behte Nahi
Log Pyar Bina Duniya Me Rehte Nahi
Ham Jante Hai Unhe Bhi Aati Hai Hmari Yad
Pr na Jane Q Hamse Wo Kehte Nhi.!
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BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: ahan then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
Girl : ??
BOY: Don't Ever Forget That
GIRL: ForGet That
BOY: I'm H, I
Girl: What H, I ?
BOY: Happilly Inlove
GIRL: so
BOY: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me
GIRL: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
BOY: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable, Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll
Zee...
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Aaj phir toot k bikhara to tujhe yaad kiya
Dil mera dard main duba to tujhe yaad kiya
Khuwab ashkon main dhal gaye teri surat le kar...
Aaj phir ghum ne sataya to tujhe yaad kiya
...
... Khushiyan besumaar hain mere jiwan ki tarha
Aaj phir hijar main roya to tujhe yaad kiya
Zindagi beet gai hai ghumon k saye main
... Bhool kar bhi kabhi hansa to tujhe yaad kiya
Jab bhi teri judai k aazab lamhon ne
Mujh ko betaab kiya to tujhe yaad kiya
Lakh doori sahi lekin meri jana
jab bhi Dil tere naam per dharka to tujhe yaad kiya.
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Love is like a piece of glass if
You hold it too tightly,
It will break it self.
Only few knows how to hold right
Way and they are one who succeeds!
So nva hold ur love to vry tightly bt nt too loose dat.
So jst carefully keep dat in ur lyf. Bcz its d one only heavan which comes jst 1 time in whole lyf.:)
nva loose ur love...
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Ignore Me,
Forget Me,
Tease Me,
Make Me Cry
But In The End Of My Life
When I Die At Least Keep One Rose On My Grave And Say
" STUPID I MISS YOU...!!
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There are two theories on arguing with a woman...
(1) If the woman is right, be fair to her & keep quiet.
(2) If the woman is wrong, be fair to yourself & keep quiet..!
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When two People in Love Break up,
They can't be Friends, as they have hurt each other.
They can't be Enemies, as once they loved each other♥
The only thing they can be,are the most familiar strangers
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If sumbody is there to CARE for u in life.
then there is no other great blessing to u.
bcoz truely caring people r very rare to get in this busy world...
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Be Slow in choosing "Relations"and too Slow in Loosing"Them"Bcoz Relationship is not an "Opportunity".
Its a Sweet "Responsibility"
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True love story of facebook
After breakup girl meet his ex boyfrnd.................
girl- u forgot me naawww.............((((
boy- no sweety i meet u everyday on facebook......
girl - facebook how???
boy - by cmnt and like ur status....
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Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..
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Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine...............♥ :)
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hAR yADO mE uSI kI yAD rEHTI hAI.
mERI aNKHO kO uSI kI tALASH rHTI hAI.
kUCH tUM b dUA kRO yARO.
sUNA hAI dOSTO kI
dUA mE fARISHTO kI fARIYAD hOTI hAI..
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Apno Ne Pyar Me Rula Diya,
Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya,
Hum To Waise B Akele The,
Kya Hua Jo Aapne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya…
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3Boys proposing
1 -I Cn die4u
Gal-Evry1 says lyk dis
2 -I Cn get stars4u
Gal-Prety old dialog
3 :I Cn Delete My FB ACC
Gal in tears: I will Mary U
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True lines by a true lover-
''If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to tell you that... I love you''
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Unke Sapne Mere Arman Ban JaYe,♥
Unki HanSi Meri
MuSkaan Ban JaYe,♥
Be Panah Pyar Karte Hain HuM Unhe,♥
KaaSh UnKi SaanSe Meri Jaan Ban JaYe.♥
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Koi achha lage to usse pyar mat karna,
Uske liye neendein bekaar mat karna,
Do din to aayenge khushi se milne,
Teesre din kahenge mera intezar mat karna...
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Ragging k waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se kaha ,
Ek – sawal ka jawab
Do – Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar me .
Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai...
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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I Will Go Out Of Your Life,
if You Can Promise Me That
Somebody Will Take Care Of You More Than Me....
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Karoge yaad to har baat yaad ayegi,♥
suhane waqt ki har gunj thehar jayegi,♥
talas karoge hamse behtar dost koi,♥
to nazar dur tak jakar laut ayegi...!!!
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Love is when you had a tear and still want him/her.
It's when he ignores you and you still love him/her.
It's when he/she hurts you but you still smile.
And say i'm happy for you. when all you really do is cry..
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye...
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life is better when you are happy,
life is at its best when other people are happy because of you.
give peace, be inspired and
share your smile..!
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TRUE LOVE CAN'T BE DENIED. NO MATTER
HOW FAR YOU GO FROM EACH OTHER. THE
DAY U REALISE YOUR MISTAKE U WILL
COME BACK TOU YOUR TRUE LOVE. NO
MATTER WHAT ♥ ♥ ♥
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? :d
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"Mind Makes Brilliant Decision,
With Some Mistakes.
But,
Heart Takes Cute Decisions,
With 100 Percent Satisfaction..."
Good After Noon frnds...
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The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for...:)
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Chand nazer aya?
( ‘:’ )Nai?
(“)(“)
Edhr dykho!
(‘: ‘ )
(“)(“)
Nai?
Udhr?
( ‘:’)
(“)(“)
Nai?
( ‘:’ )
(“)(“).chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)
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Best line ever said by a dear frnd :
"I had never gone AWAY FROM YOU..
It is just tat...
OTHER PEOPLE CAME CLOSE TO YOU...!!"
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As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.
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From all the boys(I hope so.. :p ):-
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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The Person Who loves You More Will fight With YOU Daily ,but
When You Drop a Tear he Will fight the World to Stop Your Tear ♥
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Before marriage:
Roses are red,sky is blue,
O my darling!I love you...
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don`t come near me.
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Steelbird Helmets India | Adonis
My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
!
!
"Sorry, I won`t accept your proposal,
But I apprecate your
selection..."!
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Grils k top ten jhoot;-
1-I miss you
2-I am single
3-Me pahali bar kisi ladke ke liye itana serious hui hu
4-Me to cousion se bat kar rahi thi.
5-Tumhari ankhe….Wow
6-Yar wo ladka mere pechhe pada he.
7-Me dusari ladkiyo jasi nahi hu.
8-Tumhari samile!!!!
9-Tum mari life ke pahle or akhary ladke ho me tumhare bina nahi rah paungi
And most important of all.
10-I LOVE YOU………………….
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Humein Aansu Se Zakhmo Ko Dhona Nahi Aata
Milti Hai Khushi To Use Khona Nahi Aata
Seh Lete Hai Har Ghum Hans Ke
Log Kehte Hai Humein Rona Nahi Aata…_____________
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Khamosh Palko Par Jab Ansu Aate Hai,
Aap Kya Jane Aap Kitna Yaad Aate Hai,
Aaj BHi Khade Ha Us Mod par Tanha,
Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tha THEHRO, Hum Abhi Aate hainA..
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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon :)
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Sapno ki tarah aakar chale gaye,
Apno ko bhulakar chal gaye,
Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hume,
Pahle hasaya fir rulakar chale gaye.
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For The Rest Of My Life
I will Be with You.
I Will stand By your Side
Honest and True
I Love You.
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Aksar Wo Muje Puchta Hai Ki-
Kya Jindagi hai or kya mout...
Me Khamosh Rehti Hu...
Or dil hi Dil Me kehti Hu-
Tuje pa Liya toh Jindgi,
Or Kho Dia Toh mout...
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Mat Puchho Mere Dil Ka Haal
Aapke Dil Bhi Bikhar Jayenge
Is Liye Nahi Sunate Apne Dil Ka Dard Kisi Ko
Ye Sunke To Tanhai Ke Bhi Aansu Nikal Aayenge…
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Sad love story from a boy
Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye,
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli:
"jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao...
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Koi chupata he, koi batata he..
koi rulata he to koi hasata he..
pyar to har kisiko he kisi na kisi se..
fark itna he…koi azmaata he or koi nibhaata he...
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Dil mere seene se chura raha hai koi
Dur hokar bhi yaad aa raha hai koi,
Ae khuda mujhe usse ek bar milade,
Intezar mere liye kar raha hai koi...
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Tumhara dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
Bhari mehfil mein kuch keh nahi sakte,
Hamare girte hue aansuo ko pad kar dekho,
Woh bhi kehte hai ke hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte…
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Wife:What is 10 years with me!
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me!
Husband:A coin.
Wife:ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second.
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I was in pub last night with my wife and said
`I LOVE U`
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking............to d beer.
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zindagi tere bin adhuri hai
najane kiyu tere mere bich ye duri hai
sunchta ho kabhi dil se bhula do tujhko
per kiya karo teri ek muskutahat hi meri kamzuri hai…..
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I love u very much. Please understand me.Don't try to avoid me. At least see me once in a week.
yours lovingly,soap and tooth
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Loog apna banake chod dete hai
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai
Hum to ek phool bhi na todh sake
Loog to dil bhi todh dete hai. .
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I am Looking for a Bank which
can perform
Two things for me :/Give me a Loan,
& then
Leave me aLone.......
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Zindagi ke raho mein bahut se dost milenge,
Ham kya ham se bhi achhe hazar milenge,
En aacho ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena,
Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge…
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My wallet is like an onion; when I open it,it makes me cry.
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Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein…
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Cute Proposal. ♥
Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining?
Girl: No Why Are You Asking?
...
Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !♥! -.
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sari umar aankho mein ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiyaan beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha,
Jaane kya baat hai aap mein,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye bas wo pal yaad reh gaya...
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Tumhe dil me basaye rakhta hu,
aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hun,
tmhe meri nazar na lag jaye,
iss liye nazarein jhukaye rakhta hun,,.......
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When you begin to touch your heart or let your heart be touched,you begin to discover that it's bottomless._
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@Every heart has a pain..
Only the way of expressing is different..
Fools hide it in eyes,
while brilliant people hide in their smile.....
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Aap ki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya.
.
Aap ki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya.
.
Ham hosh me aane hi wale the ki …
Aapne phir se muskura diya..
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We met but once as though by chance,
we didn't date, or did we dance.
We looked into each other's eyes
without deception or disguise.
A silent message passed between
your hungry heart was plainly seen.
You saw desire I could not hide,
you looked at me and saw inside...
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Koi Rishta Naya Ya Purana Nahi Hota
Zindagi Ka Har Pal Suhana Nahi Hota
Juda Hona To Qismat Ki Baat Hai
Par Judai Ka Matlab Bhulana Nahi Hota…
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I love you without knowing how,
or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride,
I love you in this way,
because I don't know any other way of loving
but this, in which there is no I nor you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep,
it is your eyes that close
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I ♥ the feeling when we are together...,
I ♥ the thought being with you forever...,
I ♥ it when ur dream comes true..., ...
I ♥ it when it's a bit hazy & dew...,
I ♥ the time i spend with you..., .
Bcuz I feel perfect with you..!♥♥
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Hum 1 Bar Jete Hai/1 Bar Marte Hai/1 Bar Pyar Karte Hai/Shadi B 1 Bar Karte Hai/Jub Har Kam 1 Bar Karte Hai To Pata Nahi Doston ko Miss Kyun Bar-Bar Karte Hai.
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Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai,
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai,
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi,
Duniya se jiada humko teri zarurat hai.
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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to mein kya karun
Hasrat to yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lun
Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karun...
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Koi hai jo tum se itna pyaar karta ha
Har saans se pehle tumhe yaad krta h
Kabhi katal na karna uski chahat ka
Jo tum pe rab jitna aitbar krta hai...♥♥♥
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Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai !!
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Mistake is a single page
in life
But relations are a book
So, don,t lose a full book
for a single page.
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Mohabbat or mout dono hi
Bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai,
Kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta,
Lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai,
Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.
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Raat Ki Khamoshi Raaz Na Aati,
Meri Perchai Bhi Mere Paas Na Aati,
Kuch Aati Toh Bus Aapki Yaad Aati,
Joh Aaker Ek Pall Bhi Mujhse Door Na Jati...
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WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY .........
Our phones ~ wireless!
Cooking ~ fireless!
Cars ~ keyless!
Food ~ fatless!
Dress ~ sleeveless !
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ shameless!
Relationships ~ meaningless!
Attitude ~ careless!
Wives ~ fearless!
Husbands ~ useless!
Feelings ~ heartless!
Education ~ valueless!
Children ~ mannerless !
Everything is becoming LESS But still,
Our Hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact, I am speechless
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TOP 10 DIALOGUES OF TEACHERS **
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* If you're not interested then u may leave the class.
... * If you want to talk please get out of the class&talk.
* This class is worst then a fish market.
* Are you here to waste your parents money?
* Tell me when you all have finished talking.
* Why you are laughing? Come here n tell us
all, we'll also laugh.
* Do you think teachers are fool...!!
(lolz, maan toh karta hai jor se chilake haan bole :p)
* Why do you come to school when u don't want to study.
* Don't try to act oversmart with me!
* You yes you! I'm talking to you only don't look back
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Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I`ll marry u next year.
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♥I May Be Not The One You Dreamed Of,
But This Is True That,
You Are The One I Dreamed Of. ♥
♥ I May Be Not The One You’re Waiting For,
But This Is True That,
I Will Wait For You Till I Die. ♥
♥ I May Be Not The One You Loved "The Most"
But This Is True That,
You're The One I Love "The Most"
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It's YOU.
You mean everything to me.
You are the first thought in my head in the morning when I wake up n my last thought before I go to bed.
You smile at me in my dreams.
When you are sad, I feel sad, and
When I see your true smile, I feel incredible, like there is no other thing around and all I can see is you.
So now u know HOW much do I LOVE U
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Ek admi k ghar 7 ladkian paida ho gayi :O
Usne paper me Ad di, ladka paida krne ka trika batao :|
Bengal se letter aya biwi ko Fish do
Haryana seletter aya Milk Cake do
Himachal se letter aya Apple do
Gujarat se letter aye dhokla do
Delhi se letter aaya, Hume SEWA KA MAUKA do bhaisaab....._________________
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It hurts alot when You think that i have
moved on :( what if i am still there?
what if i have left my soul and mybody
is just moving on? :( You can never
understand me because you never
tried to
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Teacher-
Agar raat me machhar kaate to
kya karna chahie?.
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Santa- Chup chaap khujaakar so
jana
Chahie qki aap RAJNIKANT to ho
nahi
Jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..:D
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Innovative breakup.
a girl threw 6 cricket balls to her bf
bf-"what is this?"
girl-"its over..........! "
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PETROL ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah
hote hai...?
Pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh
nahi sakte to unke bhav badhte hi jate
hai.. :( :D :P
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Excellent msg:
"Everyone in ur life wil hurt u 2day or tomorrow.But u have to decide.Wat is more important? The pain or The person..
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"YoU CaN't AlWaYs
CoNtRoL WhO WaLkS
InTo YoUr LiFe
BuT YoU CaN CoNtRoL
WhIcH WiNdOw To
ThRoW ThEm OuT"
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Arz kiya hai
Wo Hume Bewafa Bolte Hain To Bolte Rahe..:-|
Wo Hume Bewafa Bolte Hain To Bolte Rahe..%-)
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Mummy Bolti Hai-"Jo Bolta Hai,WoHi Hota Hai."
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कश्ती बह जाती है, तुफान चले जाते हैं,
यादें रह जाती हैं, इंसान चले जाते हैं !
"दोस्ती" खत्म नहीं होती, किसी के दूर जाने
से,
दुःख जरुर होता है, साथ छूट जाने से..!!
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Khudane "MAA" se sawal kiya k agar apke kadmose jannat le li jaye or aapse kaha jayk kuch aur manglo to aap khudase kya mangogi.?
To "MAA" ne khubsurat jawab diya k
"me apne aulaad ka NASEEB apne hath se likhneka haq mangungi
Kyu k
Uske khushi k aage mere liye har jannat choti hai.............
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"Never Look For Beauty, It Will Fade One Day."
"Never Look For Money, You May Lose It Someday."
But
"Look For A Loyal Heart, That Will Remember You
Everyday"..:)
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Tere rang aisa chadh gaya
Koi aur rang na chadh sake
Tera naam seeney pe likha
Har koi aake padh sakey
Hai junoon hai junoon hai
Tere ishq ka ye junoon hai
Rag rag mein ishq tera daudta
Yeh bawra sa khoon hai
Tune hi sikhaya sachai oo ka matlab
Tere paas aake jaana maine zindagi ka maksad
Satyamev, satyamev, satyamev jayate
Sacha hai pyaar tera, satyamev jayate!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF YOU HAVE REASONS WHY YOU LOVE A PERSON, THEN YOU ARE USING YOUR MIND, IF YOU LOVE A PERSON FOR NO REASON AT ALL YOU ARE USING YOUR HEART...
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Having a girlfriend or
boyfriend is not love..
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But..
Having someone in ur life on
whom u have blind faith that
even if u hurt them to extreme,
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they will still hold ur hand n say-
“I WAS, I AM, N I’LL ALWAYS BE
YOURS”
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That’s love, that’s life ♥
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