If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it’s a new law. If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it’s a new invention. If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it’s a new fashion. If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it’s a new theory. If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it’s a"MISTAKE" : This izz cheating . ________________________________________________________________________________ Bhikhari, Manmohan se: 1 rupiya de do baba roti khani hai.... . . . . . Manmohan: 1000 rupye dunga pahle ye bata hmari sarkar k hote hue 1 rupye me roti de kaun raha hai.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Super insult: Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the Student:ate honge SIR, ... . , , , , , , AP ko koi achha teachr padhata hoga ______________________________________________________________________________ Kuch waqt pehle Muje b zindagi ne azmaya tha, Kisi k sath Maine b hasta hua pal bitaya tha, Rota hua chhod gye to kya hua, Hasna b to usi ne sikhaya thA..... ____________________________________________________________________________________ If I am Wrong,I Need Your Hand To Correct Me... If I am Lost,I Need Your Hand To Guide Me... If One Day I Die,I Still Need Your Hand To Close My Eyes... S0,Please Hold My Hand Tightly In Your Hand... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Agar Aap Fight Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Ho To Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction: Ur Dad: Chal jane de, ab us ladke ke paas mat jaana... Ur Mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar diya... Ur Sister: Bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya?? Ur Lover: Ladaai karke pit ke Mere samne kyun Khade Ho?? But Friend Says- . . . . Gaadi Nikaal, Ghar Se Nikaal Ke Marenge Us Salle ko... :-) Friends Always Rocks... ___________________________________________________________________________________ "I dont care when ...U disturb me, But "I get disturbed" ...When U dont disturb me... ______________________________________________________________________________- Smtimes whn u see a ur dear1 is crying... Its better nt 2 ask why".?... Smtimes its take only 2 words, 2 make them happy.. Those 2 words r ..... "M Here"... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Koi Naraj Hai Hamse Ki Hum Kuch Likhte Nahi, Kaha Se Laye Lafz Jab Wo Milte Nahi, Dard Ki Zuban Hoti To Bata Dete, Wo Zakhm Kase Bataye Jo Dikhte Nahi...!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Baat Din ki nahi ab raat se dar lagta hai , ghar hai kacha mera, or barsaat se darr lagta hai, tere tohfey ne to bas khoon k ansu he diye hein, zindghi ab teri har neyi sogaat se dar lagta hai, pyar ko chor kar tum aur koi baat karo dost, ...ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai, meri khatir na kahin wo badnaam ho jaye is liye un ki se mulakaat se dar lagta hai, Dost abb ushey bolun to bolu keise? jis k bina jeeney k khaylaat se dar lagta hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ When You Wait for someone for few MINUTES, It's your NEED !!!! When You Wait for someone for few HOURS, ... It's your TRUST !!!! ... When You Wait for someone for few WEEKS, It's your FRIENDSHIP !!!! But if you are waiting for someone... Even After Knowing that he/she will never come, :'( Is Your LOVE !!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥ __________________________________________________________________________________ Maine apne bete ka naam America rakha hai. Dost: Wo kyun? Sardar: Main duniya ko batana chahta hun ke main America ka baap hun. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Kin Lafzon Mai Bayan Karoon Apney Dard Ko Sunn'ey Wale Tou Bohat Hai, Samjhne Wala Koi Nahi...! ღ~•… ____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎!! UsNe KaHa Tha "MuJe AaNKheiN "BhaR Ke "DeKha "KaRo" ****** YaaRo ****** AaB "AaNKheiN To "BhaR "AaTi He "PaR "Wo "NaZaR" "NaHi" "AaTa...!! ___________________________________________________________________________________- Ham sochte hai tuame kya de. Tumari mohabat ka jawab kya de. Suna. hai sabse acha tohfa gulab hota hai. Par jo gulab hai? use gulab kya de. _____________________________________________________________________________________ तुफानों में जिंदगी को पनाह कहा मिलती है, अनजानी राहों में राह कहा मिलती है. अरे, ताजमहल बनाने का हौसला तो हम भी रखते है, मगर वफादार मुमताज कहा मिलती है ____________________________________________________________________________________ Golu:Kya tu pass ho Gya Molu:Ha,humari puri class pass hui But humari madam fail ho gai Golu:Kese Molu:Wo abi b usi class me padha rhi he.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ My Life Became Romantic, When My Eyes Started Looking At you Silently... But My Life Became More R0mantic When you Started Reading My Eyes Silently... __________________________________________________________________________________-- Don't live a life full of plans.. Sometimes d bst moments hpen on d unplanned & d greatest regrets hpn on not reaching what is planned.. _________________________________________________________________________________ Koi pyar karne wala agar takleef de aur aapke ankhon mein aansu aa jaye to is yakeen ke saath aansu ponch lena ki ye haq aap hi ne use diya hai.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bikta hai gam husn k bazar me, Lakho dard chhipe hote hai 1 chhote se inkar me, wo kya smjhenge pyar ki kashish ko, jinhone fark nahi samjha pasand or pyar me. ____________________________________________________________________________________- Ek GULAB KEHTA h: -"I love you.!" Ek smile Kehti h: -"I like you.!" Ek ring Kehti h: -"I marry you.!" Lekin Ek Chhota Sa Comment Kehta h: -"I MISS U Too.!" ______________________________________________________________________________ Teacher-How many planets are there.? Golu-Mercury,Venus,Jupiter...vagerah Teacher-Aur batao..? . . . . . . Golu-AUR SAB BADHIYA! MATA RANI KI KRIPA. AAP SUNAO..? _____________________________________________________________________________________ Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!! . . GF : Honey Where Are You? . BF : I'm At The Bank. . GF : Dear, Please I Need 3000 Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000 To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy A Dress. . BF: Sorry, I Meant I Was At The "Bank" Of A River..!! Machi chahiye tumko Machi..? __________________________________________________________________________________ Cutest Story Ever" . Kid : Mom i love u more thn u love me.. Mom : How can u prove this my son.. Kid : Becuz u have 2 sons and i have ony 1 mom !! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kon kehta h, ladki hasi toh fasi so just 4 thm arz kiya hai: "muskurana toh har ladki ki ada hai. use jo mohabbat smjhe woh gadha hai" _____________________________________________________________________________ Apne school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani... Ek top kerti thi larki jo thi percentage ki Rani.. . Phir .. Phir kya? Hum ne Pata Li Aur fail ho gayi Maharani.. ___________________________________________________________________________________Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baapki jaan.... facebook par photo dalkar na karo badnaam.... kya pta us din yeh dharti hi hil jaye.... jab kisi page par tumhari behan ki photo mil jaye.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Unki mohabbat ka nishaan abhi baaki hai, Naam lab par hai par jaan abhi baaki hai, Kya hua jo dekh kar muhh pher lete hai, Tassali hai chehre ki pehchan abhi baaki hai. _____________________________________________________________________________________ The One Thing We Learn In College During A Serious Lecture Is.... . . . . . . . "How We Type Messages Without Looking At The Phone Screen"... ___________________________________________________________________________________-- During hug A girl's head is always down because she considers her boy to be her world .. Gets Lost in it . . . . While a boy's head is always up so that no Other guy dares to look at his girl......!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What WillWe Do Now? . . . . . .. 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Best attitude: Though there are millions of people in this world , why i am born? The reason is , GOD is expecting sumthing from me, wich is not possible by million . ________________________________________________________________________________ Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many areleft? Applicant: That's easy, 49. Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close thefridge Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are atthe lion's birthday Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned? Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now.: ________________________________________________________________________________________ When you fully trust a person without any doubt, you'll finally get one of two results "A person for life" "A Lesson for life". ___________________________________________________________________________________ If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were. - Richard Bach _____________________________________________________________________________ Gf : i will be fine :( i promise Bf : i know there's something wrong baby u can tell me.. Gf : i just need your " HUG " right now.. Bf : could u wait till tomorrow when i see u ? Gf : yeah... baby :( Bf : shows up at her door.. Gf : baby ? what r u doing here in d middle of d night ? Bf : i couldn't go a night knowing my baby needs comfort _____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa AUTO wale_se- kyu bhai Hanuman Mandir jaoge. AUTO wala - ha! . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa - to phir aate samay parsad lete aana.. _________________________________________________________________________________ Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.. Good morning frnds... Have a nice day.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. !!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ Apne school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani... Ek top kerti thi larki jo thi percentage ki Rani.. . Phir .. Phir kya? Hum ne Pata Li Aur fail ho gayi Maharani.. _______________________________________________________________________________ A VERY TrUE and NiCE SayiNg.... . . We all know that Love hurts, but very few of us knows that friendship hurts more when lost through love.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Awesome reality Best friends never propose each others...! . But . They really feel bad wen 1 gets committed to some other... __________________________________________________________________________________ Most Amazing Part Of Love : Its When Others Always Try To Steal Ur Partner, But Still Ur Partner Always Choose to Stay With U ♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ A Perfect Relationship Is When: U Fight Like A Married Couple ... Talk Like Best Friends ... Flirt Like First Lovers _________________________________________________________________________________- I cried a tear You wiped it dry I was confused You cleared my mind I sold my soul You bought it back for me And held me up And gave me dignity ♥♥♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ TRUTH AND TRUST ARE GOD'S OWN VIRTUES'. SO NEVER PLAY WITH ANYONE'S FEELINGS, NEVER BREAK ANYONE'S TRUST.........AS AN OLD SAYING ..... "TODAY ITS ME BUT TOMORROW IT CAN BE YOU" __________________________________________________________________________________ Boy proposd gal via msg, Girl married him nxt day thinking how cn sm1 luv her so much...!!! boy had writtn,... "I Luv u utna, mbbs ka Syllabus h jitna" ______________________________________________________________________________________ When I Was Small I Laughed Less But There Was Infinite Hidden Joy, As I Grew Up I Learn To Laugh A Lot To Hide The Unspoken Sadness.. ________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Great Advise" The perfect lesson which i got from Life, Don,t be 2 honest in this world becoz straight trees are always chosen first for cutting. __________________________________________________________________________________ A Simple Cute Short Story: Today, My Boyfriend Came Over And Met My Parents. Then He Left, And My Dad Told Me That My Boyfriend Loved Me. I Smiled And Asked, “How Do U Know?” He Said, “Because He Looks At U The Same Way I Looked At Your Mother.” _______________________________________________________________________________ Those Lovely Moments When Ur Really Sleepy, But You Don't Want to Go for Sleep Because Your Talking To That Special ... Person ♥ :) ______________________________________________________________________________ ‎"In the goodness of time, all peoples will come to live together in a peace guaranteed by the binding force of mutual respect and love." ___________________________________________________________________________________ Meri aankhon main Ansu aaye na hote, Wo humein dekh kar muskuraye na hote, Sochti hun aksar tanhai may main, Meri zindagi main kash wo aaye na hote, Na tarapte hum unke liye itna, Dil ne khawab unke sajaye na hote, Naa toot kar bikharti main is kadar, Kash wo mere dil main apna ghaar banaye na hote… ______________________________________________________________________________________ Superb Lines from a Father's Diary Ever 'n Ever ! " My Son is My Son till He Gets a Wife , But... My Daughter is My Daughter till the End of my life ♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ Wafa tujh say na kar paoun to tum naraz mat hona. Teray dil say utar jaon to tum naraz mat hona, Hai namumkin farishta khud ko sabit kar sakay koi, Khata koi main kar jaon to tum naraz mat hona, Main insan hun meray b sath majburi hai fitrat ki Main waaday say mukar jaon to tum naraz mat hona.... ______________________________________________________________________________________ A girl is in love with you when she realizes she's willing to do things for you she wouldn't do for anyone else. _____________________________________________________________________________________ There are 3 special people in our life: Someone we love but have to hate Someone we hate but can’t live without N Someone we cannot live without but have to let go _____________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes My HEART asks....: Why I miss U?...Why I Like U?...Why I Sms U?...Then my mind answered, It's bcoz... "SWEET" people NEED more CARE. ♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ “The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek ladki ko dekh kar1 ladka bola 'stop'....I can PK Ladki- what pk? Ladka-"Propose Kruga " tab ladki bole FSSSM ladka- wht FSSSM? Ladki-Fuut Sala Sandal Se Marugi.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ When u believe someone deeply, Misunderstanding arises, but don't feel for it Because some Misunderstandings are needed 4 good understanding. ______________________________________________________________________________________ एकदा रजनीकांत गणपती मध्ये ढोल वाजवत होता..... थोड्या वेळाने पृथ्वी जवळच्या आकाशगंगे मधून एक परग्रह वासी आपल्या उडत्या तबकडी वरून आला व रजनीकांत ना नमस्कार करूनम्हणाला.... . . . . . . ... . . ." भाऊ .. माझ्या मुलाची बोर्डाची परीक्षा आहे...जरा हळू वाजवाल का ? ___________________________________________________________________________________ Ek Ladki ke pass unknown call Ayi. Ladka: Do u hav Boy Friend? . Ladki: Yes I hav, but who are u? . Ladka: Tera bhai, ruk Ghr aa k Btata hu. . After few seconds once again unknown call ayi, . Ladka: Do you hav Boy Friend? . Ladki: No I dont. . .Ladka: tu phir main kaun hun? . Ladki: oh sorry Jaan main samjhi ke bhai hai. . Ladka: Main tera bhai hi hu. . Bus aaj to tu gYi. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Never try to find anythng unique or special in a person, the day u lose dat person 4ever wil b the day u realise dat, dat person in itself was unique. _________________________________________________________________________________ A lady buys new Sim card 2 surprise husband She goes 2 the Kitchen,& Calls `HI DARLING` He says`Call U Later Dear The devil Is in kitchen... __________________________________________________________________________________ girl - papa, insaan kaha se aaya? Dad- aasmaan se.... Kuch dino bad.. Girl- mummy, insaan kaha se aaya? Mom- bahut saal pehle bandar badal kar insaan ban gaye.. . . Girl confuse ho gayi.. Girl- papa aapne kaha tha, insaan aasmaan se aaya hai.. Mummy kehti hai bandar se aaya....mai confuse ho gayi hu.. . . Dad- Beti, maine aapko apne khandaan ka bataya, or aapki mummy ne apne khandaan ka..:D __________________________________________________________________________________________ What''s Marriage! . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense. __________________________________________________________________________________- Nice Lines for today: "Zindgi Me Achhe Logo Ki Talash Na Karo" "Khud Achhe Ban Jao" "Shayad Aapse Mil k Kisiki Talash Poori Ho Jaye".:) _____________________________________________________________________________________ Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega, boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho, Waha se hath hatao, Pls thoda sa dikha do, Agar nahi dikhaya to main.. ? ? ? Fail ho Jaunga! __________________________________________________________________________________ Jigar K Dard Me Koi Marham Lgane Wala Nhi Dilme Lgi H Aag Koi Bujane Wala Nhi KisSe Umid Rkhe Is Jahan Me Sabne Rulaya Koi Hasane Wala Nhi.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ The Greatest Expression Of Love In Today`s Age, Is The Sound 0f The Telephone Message Beeps From Someone You Love. _____________________________________________________________________________________-- Tum humein rula do to gam nahi.... Tum humein bhula do to gam nahi.... Par agar tumhe lage ki humne tumhe bhula diya.... To samajh lena is duniya mein hum hai nahi..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi ko mil jaati hain rangeen baharein Kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta... Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal Kisi ko kafan bhi nhi milta... ____________________________________________________________________________ Mausam ka aitbar jyada nahi kiya, Unse pyar humse jyada nahi kiya, Kuch to humne paltane me der ki, Kuch usne intezar nahi kiya... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mere alfazon ko jhut mat samajhna.... Yaad aati hai bahoot.... Milne ki dua karna.... Ji raha hu tumhare naam par.... Par mar jaun to bewafa mat samajhna..! __________________________________________________________________________________--- Apko bhool jane ka hounsla na huwa, Door rehkar bhi tumse juda na huwa, Apse milkar kisi aur se kya milte, Koi dusra aap jaisa khas na huwa. __________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi jb kisi do rahe pr ati he Ek ajib si kashmkas me pad jati h Chunte h hum kisi ek raah ko Pr doosri raah ki yaade shayad zindgi ban jati h... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Shayad kuch pal ke liye kho jaunga mein shayad kuch pal ke liye nazar na aunga mein vaada hai yeh mera,maut ko bhe piche chor aaunga mein chahe jo bhi ho tujha har keemat par apna banaunga mein... __________________________________________________________________________________ Waqt Dega Is Qdar Dukh Kbi Socha N Tha Wo HmSe Hogi Juda b Socha N Tha Roothna To Rasm-E-Duniya H Magr Is Qdar Hogi Khfa Kbi Socha Na tha... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Kar Lia Hai Faisla,Kehna Use, Ab Na Hoga Rabta,Kehna Use. Jis Pe Hum Chalte Rahe Hai Sath Sath Kho Gya Wo Raasta,Kehna Use. __________________________________________________________________________________- kon Andaza Mere Gum Ka Laga Sakta Hai Kon Sahi Raah DiKha Sakta Hai Kinare WaLo Tum Uska Dard Kya Jano DuBne WaLa Hi Gehrayi Bata SakTa H.. _________________________________________________________________________________ ________________ pehle bhi to sitam aapke humne sahe ankho se pal pal ahsq mere bahe dil me phir bhi aap hi aap rahe aap hain bewafa aapse kyu kahe....)_____ __________________________________________________________________________________ Na wo sapna dekho jo tut jaye.... Na wo haath thamo jo chhut jaye.... Mat aane do kisi ko bhi itne kareeb ke.... Uske dur jane se Insaan khud ruth jaye..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bahoot hai duniya mein gam-e-numaish dekhne wale.... Par yaha gam ka kharidar koi nahi.... Yun to har baar tuta hai dil wafa ki chah mein.... Phir bhi is dil ka gunahgar koi nahi..!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Mit gaye hai sab zakham Bas nishan baki reh gaya Saza puri ho gaya Karna gunaah baki reh gaya... ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Pyar Pana Khuda ki Bakshish hota he Kisi ka Hona BeNaZiz Hota he Sab ke Hisse me Ye Tofa to hota he Magar Waqt Pe pana Kisi ka hi 'Nasib'hota he... ___________________________________________________________________________________ In a Pot, There were 10 Fishes, One died, and the Water Level increased how! Think Little! With the tears of 9 fishes. Thats FRIENDSHIP. ____________________________________________________________________________________ A successful relation depends not just on how good understanding we have... but depend more on how better we avoid misunderstanding. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ F.R.I.E.N.D.means FIRST, RELATIVE, IN, EVERY, NEW, DIFFICULTY. __________________________________________________________________________________ A friend said after Breaking their frndshp.. I Miss Ur Smile alot. But D other said I Missed my own Smile 4ever without u. _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎~Very painfull story~ Boy : sad :( girl : please smile.. Boy : leave me alone girl : (crying) wen wil u smile? Boy : wen you will die.. Girl went from there :( Next day the boy got the dead body of that girl with a letter in which it was written *************** hay.wht do u thnk.............it wud b....js cmnt ________________________________________________________________________________ Two beautful tips to stand strong in every condtion: -never take help of Tears to show your emotions & -never take help of Words to show ur anger! ____________________________________________________________________________________ When Destiny Forgets to Tie Some People in Blood Relations, it Corrects it's Mistake by Making Them True Friends...!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________- Sincere & True Relationship is Like Stapling Papers Together, Easy to Attach But Difficult to Detach & Even If Detached, They Leave a Mark.. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Life is too short to be sad, mad, to hold regret, to look back, to be unkind. So be nice and do good. Every day is new! Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen... Good morning! _________________________________________________________________________________ Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe: 1. Nothing to wear & 2. No place to keep her clothes. . . . . . . . Guys have two major problems with their laptop: 1. Nothing to watch & 2. No space for anything new..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Best friends are people who make your problems their problems,just so you don`t have to go through them alone. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Indian & Americn college principls argued dat their stdnts r fearless. American college principl calld d stdnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey jumped Principl said: see d guts Indian Principl called d stdnts & told dem 2 jump students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle?? Principl: see d guts! ______________________________________________________________________________________ Friend is One,Who. (F)inds U in a (R)ush of people (I)nspires u 2 do something in life,catch ur (E)motions and (N)ever leaves U till (D)eath.. _________________________________________________________________________________ False friends are like a shadow,they`re with you while you`re in the sunshine,but leave you the minute you cross into the shade. _________________________________________________________________________________ Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u......... _________________________________________________________________________________ A best friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Friends are people who walk into your life by accident,but stay on purpose. _____________________________________________________________________________________ We All Are Travelers In The Wilderness Of The World And The Best That We Can Find In Our Travels Is An Honest Friend... Good Night n Sweet Dreamz... ________________________________________________________________________________ Alvida keh ke jab wo chal diye, in ankho ne saare hasin khawab kho diye, gum ye nahi ki wo mujhe chod gye , dard to tab hua jab alvida kehte-kehte wo khud rodiye..." ___________________________________________________________________________________ Amazing(GK) information: The letters A, B, C and D, do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99. The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED. 'A' appears 1st time in THOUSAND. 'B' appears 1st time in BILLION. 'C' appears 1st time in CRORE. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Duriya hote huye bhi safar vahi rahega, Door hote huye bhi dostana vahi rahega, Bahot mushkil he ye safar zindgi ka, Agar aapka sath hoga to ehesas vahi rahega… __________________________________________________________________________________- Love Is Common Emotion That Comes To Every1, If You Get Whom U Love, That's Achievement, And If U Get Who Loves U, That's Life...!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi, Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi. Like · · Share · 4311 · 4 hours ago · ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wakt hume bhul chuka hai,♥ mukaddar b na bhula de,♥ pyar hum isliye nhi karte,♥ kyoki darte hai.♥ Koi hume fir se na rula de.♥ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Here is a list of top Rajnikant jokes.. Enjoy CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish. Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college . He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!! Rajnikant does not use Linux, Linux uses Rajnikant When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad !!! Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography . Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records . WhY 'EARTHQUAKE' OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!! Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear.. Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. Gmail@rajnikant.com Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!! A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins? Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India! When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message! * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live. * Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. * Rajnikant counted to infinity twice. * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. * Rajnikant's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. * Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. * Rajnikant's house has no doors.only wall that he walks through. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Love is not an alarm clock. You can not have it sound at a time that you think is convenient and appropriate. It can not be contained between people until you think it should be there. ___________________________________________________________________________________ ‎1 stone is enuf to break a glass, 1 sentence is enuf to break a heart, 1 second is enuf to fall in luv n 1 sms is enuf to keep in touch. _________________________________________________________________________________ Don't depend too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness . ___________________________________________________________________________________ We All Should Be Proud Of Making Little Mistakes... It Gives Us The Feeling , We Do Not Make Any Big Ones... ;-> ~ Good Morning ~ Have A Gr8 Day Ahead.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ The most painful thing in life is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you are special too.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Height of tension:- pappu: 10min. me exm chod kr jane laga. tchr: kya hua? paper likhna ni aata? pappu: wo bat ni h. muje kal k paper ki tyri krni h _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ur dream determines Ur goals, Ur goals map out Ur actions, Ur actions create results, And the results bring u success.! "Good Nite my Friends have a nice dreams" _)____________________________________________________________________________________ santa "hair cating "karvane gaya..!! BARBER: kitne "short rakhu "Aap ke baal..!! SANTA: tumhari "bhabhi ke hath me na Aaye itne kardo..!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship is a mercury drop..If it's dropped..Impossible to Recollect..So don't rop your friends..Stay in touch. __________________________________________________________________________________ Hoo dil pe jo bhi bayr beeta Teri khair pe vaar diya Jal jala kar jo bhi jeeta Tere pyaar pe haar diya ♥ _______________________________________________________________________________________ Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways n if ever I have to let u go I would find a million reasons to make you stay. ____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Friends r like petals of rose. when together,life is beauty. when scattered,looses its beauty." . "Dost gulaab ki pattiyon ki tarah hai. Jab saath hai,to zindagi haseen hai. Jo bichad gaye,to zindagi gumgeen hai." _______________________________________________________________________________________- Tere Bina Jina Aacha Nahi Lagta Har Sapna Sacha Nahi Lagta. Har Sapna DILL Todta Ha or Tuta Hua DILL Apna Nahi Lagta... ___________________________________________________________________________________ When We Are Angry We Can Change Decisions But Not Feelings.... The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time.... But Later It Hurts Our Feelings a Lot.... _______________________________________________________________________________________ Ur pillow is the best hair dresser in this world..... Bcoz evry morning when u wake up..... u wake up with the new hair styls..... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wo aaj phir mile aankhein chaar hui; Dil se dil ki phir ek baar takraar hui. Kehne lage kahan hain mohabbat teri; Hmne kaha wahin dafan hai jahan apki duniya abaad hui. ___________________________________________________________________________________ To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up: Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book. _____________________________________________________________________________________- Hum ne To Ek Hi Shaks Par Muhabbat Khatam Kardi, Ab Muhabbat Kis Ko Kehte Hai Kuch Maloom Nahi….!!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Har jazbaat ko juban nahi milti; Har aarzu ko dua nahi milti; Hanste raho to duniya deti hai saath; Warna aansuon ko to aankho me bhi panah nahi milti... _____________________________________________________________________________________ father :Tumhare Rezult ka kya huva? Son: Headmster ka beta fail Hai. Father : Aur tum ? Son : Doctor ka beta Bhi Fail Hai. Father : Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya? Son : Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B fail Ho gaya Hai. Father: Kaminey mai tera pooch raha hun. Son: Toh Tum kuan se obama Ho, Tumhara Beta Bhi Fail Hai . _____________________________________________________________________________________ Na jaane woh kaun itna haseen hoga....??? Apke haathon mai jiska nasib hoga....!!! Koi aapko chaahe ye koi badi baat nahi.... Jisko aap chalo woh khushnasib hoga....!!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ What is da depth of frndshp...??? Hmm... Dnt knw.. Its wen your best frnd runs wid your l0ver nd u miss your frnd.. :) ___________________________________________________________________________________ ___ A True girl should care her boyfriend like a child.... ♥ ♥ A True boy should value his girl like his mom.... ^_^ Because no boy would hurt his mom, &........... No Girl would love someone more than her own child.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ Santa: papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday he. Use kya du.. Papa : Dekhne me kaisi hai?? Santa: Mast hai.. Papa : Mera number de de.. !! _________________________________________________________________________________ Dil ko sabse zyada dard kab hota hai ... ... ... Jab aap mobile charging par laga kar jaye or 2 ghante baad aakar dekhe ki switch board pe button off tha.... :/:-/ :-|:P:P ___________________________________________________________________________________ Everything In Life Cant Make You Happy.. Everything In A Day Cant Make You Satisfied But Therez One Thing Which Makes You Feel Nice.. Thats Love For You In Someone's Eyes.... __________________________________________________________________________________ If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world... ___________________________________________________________________________________ I used to think I was special but i noticed you talk to everyone like that. . . :( :( u knw its HURTS me ALOT :( +___________________________________________________________________________________ Never lie to your close ones. Truth may hurt for a while. but lie will spoil the essence of closeness for lifetime! __________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes we play with love. But, when the time comes and you finally realize that you want to get serious.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ A best book is equal to 100 frnds, But A best frnd is equal to a Library, So don,t lose them. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Lehron Me Unka Naam Likh Na Paye,♥ Taqdeer Se Hum Unse Jud Na Paye,♥ Yeh Sila Mila Chahat Ka,♥ Ki Wafa Kar Ke Bhi Wafa Ke Haqdar Ban Na Paye.♥ _________________________________________________________________________________ I,ll Make y0u Mine Till my lasT breaTh IF you Are Alone, I'll be your shadow, If you want to CRY, I'll be your shoulder, If you are Not happy, I'll be your smile, If you need me, I'll always be there......♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek Bar Suno Kuch Aisa Hua.... Wo Mujhko Mili Mai Usko Mila...Izhar Hua...Iqrar Hua Wo Chalne Lagi... Mai Chalne Laga... Usey Pyar Bht... ... Mujhe Pyar Bht... Phir Kuch Aisa Hua... Wo Chor Gayi... Mai Toot Gaya... Phir Kuch Yun Mile... Wo Tanha Thi... Mai Akela Tha... Bas Hum Do The... Aur Koi Na Tha... Wo Rone Lagi... Mai Bebas Raha... Na Pyar Na Hi Izhar Raha... Bas Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha... Wo Mitti K Upar Roti Rahi... Mai Mitti K Ander Sota Raha... _______________________________________________________________________________ Poor people fight for food. Rich people share their food. Richer are those people who share power. Richer still are those who share fame. Richest are those who share themselves. Richness of a person is indicated by his ability to share and not by what he hoards. Godliness is enjoying sharing fame. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati 1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlabhai? banda soch main per jaata hai) 2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi. (to phir kya umeed thi) 3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe. (to phir main pehle kesa tha?) 4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun. (sach Bol kar pitna thori hay) 5) Im very selfish na. (ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)... _________________________________________________________________________________ Mera Lafz Lafz Dua Dua, Mery Ansuon Se Dhula Hua, Tujhe Zindagi Ki Woh Sehar Milay, Tujhe Aainon Ka Safa Milay, Tujhe Dard-o-gham Na Kabi Chu Sakay, Jan May Sama Lon Tujh Ko, Tu Jo Rothay Kabi Mujh Se Meray Dil K Malik, Sari Duniya Se Khafa Ho Kar Mana Loon Tujh Ko. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't force yourself to fit into any situation that feels uncomfortable. Be yourself and do what makes you happy... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Sharing prblms nd askng 4 help doesn't mean dat v r weak or incompetent,,, it usually indicates an advanced lvl f trust which shouldn't b broken!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎4 shrabi 1 Janaze ko Utha Kar, 2 Qabro K UprSe Ja Rahe the. Santa-Sharm Kro Niche Murde He. SHRABI-To Upr Konsa Humne WORLDCUP Utaya He. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kuch Aansu Hote Hai Jo Behte Nahi Log Pyar Bina Duniya Me Rehte Nahi Ham Jante Hai Unhe Bhi Aati Hai Hmari Yad Pr na Jane Q Hamse Wo Kehte Nhi.! ___________________________________________________________________________________ BOY: A, B, C GIRL: What? BOY: Always Be Careful GIRL: ahan then? BOY: D, E, F, G Girl : ?? BOY: Don't Ever Forget That GIRL: ForGet That BOY: I'm H, I Girl: What H, I ? BOY: Happilly Inlove GIRL: so BOY: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me GIRL: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ? BOY: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable, Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll Zee... _________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj phir toot k bikhara to tujhe yaad kiya Dil mera dard main duba to tujhe yaad kiya Khuwab ashkon main dhal gaye teri surat le kar... Aaj phir ghum ne sataya to tujhe yaad kiya ... ... Khushiyan besumaar hain mere jiwan ki tarha Aaj phir hijar main roya to tujhe yaad kiya Zindagi beet gai hai ghumon k saye main ... Bhool kar bhi kabhi hansa to tujhe yaad kiya Jab bhi teri judai k aazab lamhon ne Mujh ko betaab kiya to tujhe yaad kiya Lakh doori sahi lekin meri jana jab bhi Dil tere naam per dharka to tujhe yaad kiya. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Love is like a piece of glass if You hold it too tightly, It will break it self. Only few knows how to hold right Way and they are one who succeeds! So nva hold ur love to vry tightly bt nt too loose dat. So jst carefully keep dat in ur lyf. Bcz its d one only heavan which comes jst 1 time in whole lyf.:) nva loose ur love... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ignore Me, Forget Me, Tease Me, Make Me Cry But In The End Of My Life When I Die At Least Keep One Rose On My Grave And Say " STUPID I MISS YOU...!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ There are two theories on arguing with a woman... (1) If the woman is right, be fair to her & keep quiet. (2) If the woman is wrong, be fair to yourself & keep quiet..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ When two People in Love Break up, They can't be Friends, as they have hurt each other. They can't be Enemies, as once they loved each other♥ The only thing they can be,are the most familiar strangers _____________________________________________________________________________________ If sumbody is there to CARE for u in life. then there is no other great blessing to u. bcoz truely caring people r very rare to get in this busy world... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Be Slow in choosing "Relations"and too Slow in Loosing"Them"Bcoz Relationship is not an "Opportunity". Its a Sweet "Responsibility" ___________________________________________________________________________________- True love story of facebook After breakup girl meet his ex boyfrnd................. girl- u forgot me naawww.............(((( boy- no sweety i meet u everyday on facebook...... girl - facebook how??? boy - by cmnt and like ur status.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale, tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe, hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho, hum chahe rahe ya na rahe.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Let all my smile be yours All your tears be mine, Let all my happiness be yours All your sadness be mine, Let the whole world be yours, Only you be mine...............♥ :) _____________________________________________________________________________________ hAR yADO mE uSI kI yAD rEHTI hAI. mERI aNKHO kO uSI kI tALASH rHTI hAI. kUCH tUM b dUA kRO yARO. sUNA hAI dOSTO kI dUA mE fARISHTO kI fARIYAD hOTI hAI.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Apno Ne Pyar Me Rula Diya, Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya, Hum To Waise B Akele The, Kya Hua Jo Aapne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya… _____________________________________________________________________________________ 3Boys proposing 1 -I Cn die4u Gal-Evry1 says lyk dis 2 -I Cn get stars4u Gal-Prety old dialog 3 :I Cn Delete My FB ACC Gal in tears: I will Mary U _____________________________________________________________________________________ True lines by a true lover- ''If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to tell you that... I love you'' _____________________________________________________________________________________ Unke Sapne Mere Arman Ban JaYe,♥ Unki HanSi Meri MuSkaan Ban JaYe,♥ Be Panah Pyar Karte Hain HuM Unhe,♥ KaaSh UnKi SaanSe Meri Jaan Ban JaYe.♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Koi achha lage to usse pyar mat karna, Uske liye neendein bekaar mat karna, Do din to aayenge khushi se milne, Teesre din kahenge mera intezar mat karna... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha , Ek – sawal ka jawab Do – Patna kahan hai ? Ladki – Bihar me . Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai... __________________________________________________________________________________ Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga! ____________________________________________________________________________________ I Will Go Out Of Your Life, if You Can Promise Me That Somebody Will Take Care Of You More Than Me.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Karoge yaad to har baat yaad ayegi,♥ suhane waqt ki har gunj thehar jayegi,♥ talas karoge hamse behtar dost koi,♥ to nazar dur tak jakar laut ayegi...!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Love is when you had a tear and still want him/her. It's when he ignores you and you still love him/her. It's when he/she hurts you but you still smile. And say i'm happy for you. when all you really do is cry.. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye... ______________________________________________________________________________________ life is better when you are happy, life is at its best when other people are happy because of you. give peace, be inspired and share your smile..! __________________________________________________________________________________ TRUE LOVE CAN'T BE DENIED. NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU GO FROM EACH OTHER. THE DAY U REALISE YOUR MISTAKE U WILL COME BACK TOU YOUR TRUE LOVE. NO MATTER WHAT ♥ ♥ ♥ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi. ____________________________________________________________________________________ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? :d _____________________________________________________________________________________ "Mind Makes Brilliant Decision, With Some Mistakes. But, Heart Takes Cute Decisions, With 100 Percent Satisfaction..." Good After Noon frnds... __________________________________________________________________________________ The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for...:) ___________________________________________________________________________________ Chand nazer aya? ( ‘:’ )Nai? (“)(“) Edhr dykho! (‘: ‘ ) (“)(“) Nai? Udhr? ( ‘:’) (“)(“) Nai? ( ‘:’ ) (“)(“).chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:) ____________________________________________________________________________________ Best line ever said by a dear frnd : "I had never gone AWAY FROM YOU.. It is just tat... OTHER PEOPLE CAME CLOSE TO YOU...!!" _________________________________________________________________________________ As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT. _____________________________________________________________________________________ From all the boys(I hope so.. :p ):- Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. ___________________________________________________________________________________ The Person Who loves You More Will fight With YOU Daily ,but When You Drop a Tear he Will fight the World to Stop Your Tear ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________ Before marriage: Roses are red,sky is blue, O my darling!I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don`t come near me. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Steelbird Helmets India | Adonis My Attitude :- A Girl proposed to me. And I said: ! ! "Sorry, I won`t accept your proposal, But I apprecate your selection..."! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Grils k top ten jhoot;- 1-I miss you 2-I am single 3-Me pahali bar kisi ladke ke liye itana serious hui hu 4-Me to cousion se bat kar rahi thi. 5-Tumhari ankhe….Wow 6-Yar wo ladka mere pechhe pada he. 7-Me dusari ladkiyo jasi nahi hu. 8-Tumhari samile!!!! 9-Tum mari life ke pahle or akhary ladke ho me tumhare bina nahi rah paungi And most important of all. 10-I LOVE YOU…………………. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Humein Aansu Se Zakhmo Ko Dhona Nahi Aata Milti Hai Khushi To Use Khona Nahi Aata Seh Lete Hai Har Ghum Hans Ke Log Kehte Hai Humein Rona Nahi Aata…_____________ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Khamosh Palko Par Jab Ansu Aate Hai, Aap Kya Jane Aap Kitna Yaad Aate Hai, Aaj BHi Khade Ha Us Mod par Tanha, Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tha THEHRO, Hum Abhi Aate hainA.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha! Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.” Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon :) _________________________________________________________________________________ Sapno ki tarah aakar chale gaye, Apno ko bhulakar chal gaye, Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hume, Pahle hasaya fir rulakar chale gaye. _____________________________________________________________________________________ For The Rest Of My Life I will Be with You. I Will stand By your Side Honest and True I Love You. __________________________________________________________________________________ Aksar Wo Muje Puchta Hai Ki- Kya Jindagi hai or kya mout... Me Khamosh Rehti Hu... Or dil hi Dil Me kehti Hu- Tuje pa Liya toh Jindgi, Or Kho Dia Toh mout... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Mat Puchho Mere Dil Ka Haal Aapke Dil Bhi Bikhar Jayenge Is Liye Nahi Sunate Apne Dil Ka Dard Kisi Ko Ye Sunke To Tanhai Ke Bhi Aansu Nikal Aayenge… _______________________________________________________________________________________ Sad love story from a boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye, Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli: "jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao... __________________________________________________________________________________ Koi chupata he, koi batata he.. koi rulata he to koi hasata he.. pyar to har kisiko he kisi na kisi se.. fark itna he…koi azmaata he or koi nibhaata he... _________________________________________________________________________________ Dil mere seene se chura raha hai koi Dur hokar bhi yaad aa raha hai koi, Ae khuda mujhe usse ek bar milade, Intezar mere liye kar raha hai koi... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tumhara dukh hum seh nahi sakte, Bhari mehfil mein kuch keh nahi sakte, Hamare girte hue aansuo ko pad kar dekho, Woh bhi kehte hai ke hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte… ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wife:What is 10 years with me! Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me! Husband:A coin. Wife:ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second. ___________________________________________________________________________________ I was in pub last night with my wife and said `I LOVE U` she said is dat u or d beer talking I said its me talking............to d beer. _____________________________________________________________________________________ zindagi tere bin adhuri hai najane kiyu tere mere bich ye duri hai sunchta ho kabhi dil se bhula do tujhko per kiya karo teri ek muskutahat hi meri kamzuri hai….. __________________________________________________________________________________ I love u very much. Please understand me.Don't try to avoid me. At least see me once in a week. yours lovingly,soap and tooth _________________________________________________________________________________ Loog apna banake chod dete hai Rishta gairo se jod lete hai Hum to ek phool bhi na todh sake Loog to dil bhi todh dete hai. . ___________________________________________________________________________________ I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me :/Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone....... _________________________________________________________________________________ Zindagi ke raho mein bahut se dost milenge, Ham kya ham se bhi achhe hazar milenge, En aacho ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena, Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge… ____________________________________________________________________________________ My wallet is like an onion; when I open it,it makes me cry. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein, Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein, Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah, Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein… ______________________________________________________________________________________ Cute Proposal. ♥ Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining? Girl: No Why Are You Asking? ... Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !♥! -. __________________________________________________________________________________ sari umar aankho mein ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiyaan beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha, Jaane kya baat hai aap mein, Sari mehfil bhul gaye bas wo pal yaad reh gaya... __________________________________________________________________________________ Tumhe dil me basaye rakhta hu, aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hun, tmhe meri nazar na lag jaye, iss liye nazarein jhukaye rakhta hun,,....... ___________________________________________________________________________________ When you begin to touch your heart or let your heart be touched,you begin to discover that it's bottomless._ __________________________________________________________________________________ ‎@Every heart has a pain.. Only the way of expressing is different.. Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant people hide in their smile..... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Aap ki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya. . Aap ki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya. . Ham hosh me aane hi wale the ki … Aapne phir se muskura diya.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Koi Rishta Naya Ya Purana Nahi Hota Zindagi Ka Har Pal Suhana Nahi Hota Juda Hona To Qismat Ki Baat Hai Par Judai Ka Matlab Bhulana Nahi Hota… ____________________________________________________________________________________ I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where, I love you simply, without problems or pride, I love you in this way, because I don't know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I nor you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep, it is your eyes that close __________________________________________________________________________________ I ♥ the feeling when we are together..., I ♥ the thought being with you forever..., I ♥ it when ur dream comes true..., ... I ♥ it when it's a bit hazy & dew..., I ♥ the time i spend with you..., . Bcuz I feel perfect with you..!♥♥ ________________________________________________________________________________ Hum 1 Bar Jete Hai/1 Bar Marte Hai/1 Bar Pyar Karte Hai/Shadi B 1 Bar Karte Hai/Jub Har Kam 1 Bar Karte Hai To Pata Nahi Doston ko Miss Kyun Bar-Bar Karte Hai. __________________________________________________________________________________ Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai, Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai, Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi, Duniya se jiada humko teri zarurat hai. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to mein kya karun Hasrat to yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lun Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karun... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Koi hai jo tum se itna pyaar karta ha Har saans se pehle tumhe yaad krta h Kabhi katal na karna uski chahat ka Jo tum pe rab jitna aitbar krta hai...♥♥♥ )_________________________________________________________________________________ Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai, Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai! Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge, Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai !! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Mistake is a single page in life But relations are a book So, don,t lose a full book for a single page. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Mohabbat or mout dono hi Bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai, Kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta, Lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai, Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Raat Ki Khamoshi Raaz Na Aati, Meri Perchai Bhi Mere Paas Na Aati, Kuch Aati Toh Bus Aapki Yaad Aati, Joh Aaker Ek Pall Bhi Mujhse Door Na Jati... _____________________________________________________________________________________ WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY ......... Our phones ~ wireless! Cooking ~ fireless! Cars ~ keyless! Food ~ fatless! Dress ~ sleeveless ! Youth ~ Jobless! Leaders ~ shameless! Relationships ~ meaningless! Attitude ~ careless! Wives ~ fearless! Husbands ~ useless! Feelings ~ heartless! Education ~ valueless! Children ~ mannerless ! Everything is becoming LESS But still, Our Hopes are ~ Endless. Infact, I am speechless ______________________________________________________________________________________ TOP 10 DIALOGUES OF TEACHERS ** . . * If you're not interested then u may leave the class. ... * If you want to talk please get out of the class&talk. * This class is worst then a fish market. * Are you here to waste your parents money? * Tell me when you all have finished talking. * Why you are laughing? Come here n tell us all, we'll also laugh. * Do you think teachers are fool...!! (lolz, maan toh karta hai jor se chilake haan bole :p) * Why do you come to school when u don't want to study. * Don't try to act oversmart with me! * You yes you! I'm talking to you only don't look back ___________________________________________________________________________________ Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I`ll marry u next year. ____________________________________________________________________________________ ♥I May Be Not The One You Dreamed Of, But This Is True That, You Are The One I Dreamed Of. ♥ ♥ I May Be Not The One You’re Waiting For, But This Is True That, I Will Wait For You Till I Die. ♥ ♥ I May Be Not The One You Loved "The Most" But This Is True That, You're The One I Love "The Most" _____________________________________________________________________________________ It's YOU. You mean everything to me. You are the first thought in my head in the morning when I wake up n my last thought before I go to bed. You smile at me in my dreams. When you are sad, I feel sad, and When I see your true smile, I feel incredible, like there is no other thing around and all I can see is you. So now u know HOW much do I LOVE U ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek admi k ghar 7 ladkian paida ho gayi :O Usne paper me Ad di, ladka paida krne ka trika batao :| Bengal se letter aya biwi ko Fish do Haryana seletter aya Milk Cake do Himachal se letter aya Apple do Gujarat se letter aye dhokla do Delhi se letter aaya, Hume SEWA KA MAUKA do bhaisaab....._________________ ____________________________________________________________________________________ It hurts alot when You think that i have moved on :( what if i am still there? what if i have left my soul and mybody is just moving on? :( You can never understand me because you never tried to ________________________________________________________________________________ Teacher- Agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?. . . . . Santa- Chup chaap khujaakar so jana Chahie qki aap RAJNIKANT to ho nahi Jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge..:D ______________________________________________________________________________________ Innovative breakup. a girl threw 6 cricket balls to her bf bf-"what is this?" girl-"its over..........! " ____________________________________________________________________________________ PETROL ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah hote hai...? Pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh nahi sakte to unke bhav badhte hi jate hai.. :( :D :P __________________________________________________________________________________ Excellent msg: "Everyone in ur life wil hurt u 2day or tomorrow.But u have to decide.Wat is more important? The pain or The person.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"YoU CaN't AlWaYs CoNtRoL WhO WaLkS InTo YoUr LiFe BuT YoU CaN CoNtRoL WhIcH WiNdOw To ThRoW ThEm OuT" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya hai Wo Hume Bewafa Bolte Hain To Bolte Rahe..:-| Wo Hume Bewafa Bolte Hain To Bolte Rahe..%-) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mummy Bolti Hai-"Jo Bolta Hai,WoHi Hota Hai." _____________________________________________________________________________________ कश्ती बह जाती है, तुफान चले जाते हैं, यादें रह जाती हैं, इंसान चले जाते हैं ! "दोस्ती" खत्म नहीं होती, किसी के दूर जाने से, दुःख जरुर होता है, साथ छूट जाने से..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Khudane "MAA" se sawal kiya k agar apke kadmose jannat le li jaye or aapse kaha jayk kuch aur manglo to aap khudase kya mangogi.? To "MAA" ne khubsurat jawab diya k "me apne aulaad ka NASEEB apne hath se likhneka haq mangungi Kyu k Uske khushi k aage mere liye har jannat choti hai............. ____________________________________________________________________________________ ‎"Never Look For Beauty, It Will Fade One Day." "Never Look For Money, You May Lose It Someday." But "Look For A Loyal Heart, That Will Remember You Everyday"..:) _________________________________________________________________________________ Tere rang aisa chadh gaya Koi aur rang na chadh sake Tera naam seeney pe likha Har koi aake padh sakey Hai junoon hai junoon hai Tere ishq ka ye junoon hai Rag rag mein ishq tera daudta Yeh bawra sa khoon hai Tune hi sikhaya sachai oo ka matlab Tere paas aake jaana maine zindagi ka maksad Satyamev, satyamev, satyamev jayate Sacha hai pyaar tera, satyamev jayate!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________________________________________________________________ IF YOU HAVE REASONS WHY YOU LOVE A PERSON, THEN YOU ARE USING YOUR MIND, IF YOU LOVE A PERSON FOR NO REASON AT ALL YOU ARE USING YOUR HEART... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Having a girlfriend or boyfriend is not love.. . But.. Having someone in ur life on whom u have blind faith that even if u hurt them to extreme, . they will still hold ur hand n say- “I WAS, I AM, N I’LL ALWAYS BE YOURS” . That’s love, that’s life ♥ ____________________________________________________________________________________