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Women r like fruits Everyone has its unique color,shape,aroma and taste Problem is with men They LOVE FRUIT SALAD.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Excellent saying by a great philosopher: "Love is the beautiful forest where brave tigers r killed by the attractive eyes of the beautiful deers" ________________________________________________________________________________________ Hamari zindgi me apka mukam bahot khas hai, Harpal apki dua ka ehsas hai, Jab bhi apka SMS Ya CAlL nahi aata, To lagta h hamare mobile ka UPVAAS hai.. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Khule aasma me zami ki talash na kr, G le zindgi khushi ki talash na kr! Takdirbadal jaygi apne ap hi e dost, Muskurana sikh le wjah ki talash na kar ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dost dost k liye hota h, Dost pyar se bi bada hota h, Har sukh or gam me sath hota he, tabhi to KRISHNA RADHA k liye nahi SUDAMA k liye rota he...! _____________________________________________________________________________________ I told my DAD that i want a Blackberry or an Apple. He replied : . . . . . . .Aam ka season hai beta, AAM kha!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ Q1: MAA ko marathi me kya kehte hai? Q2: Ramji k bade bete ka naam kya tha? Q3: Swami narayan k tilak ka aakar kya he? . . . . 1:I 2:Love 3:U ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 man: Oye paji apni pregnant bv ko itne dard me hospital ki jagah PIZZA HUT kyon leja rahe ho? Sardar: O ye tenu pta nhi kya? PIZZA HUT me DELIVERY free hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ The biggest loss in life? "kisi ki ankh me ansu hona...aap ki vajah se" & the biggest achievement in life? "Kisiki ankh me ansu hona ...aap k liye"...! _________________________________________________________________________________________ A "Suraj" mere dost ko paigham dena Khushi ka din hansi ki sham dena Jab wo padhe pyar se mera sms To unke chehre par pyari si muskan dena ____________________________________________________________________________________ Swarg sabko chahiye par marna koi nahi chahta Wah wah Swarg sbko chahie par marna koi nhi chahta TOP sabko krna h par pdhna koi nhi chahta _____________________________________________________________________________________ Bravery is not when u come home late nd skip dad's scolding wit a excuse... U come home late at night.. Ur dad is standing at d door wid the hockey stick in his hand And u say... "Yo dude... CHAK DE INDIA" ______________________________________________________________________________________ Chandu chya baykochi marathi thodikacchi hoti... tila full stop kuthe dyayche te kalat navhta... tari tine chandula patra lihla... Ani mag fullstop deun takle madhe madhe! . Priy pran nath,tumchi aatwan yete mazya maitrinila.kal mulga zala aajila.damyacha tras hotoye kutrila.aaj char pille zali mamajila.dadhi karatana bled lagle wahinila.dawakhanyat admit kele bakrila.hajar rupyat wikle tumhala.namaskar! Tumchi ladki ___________________________________________________________________________________ A good heart and good nature r two differnt issues, A good heart can win many relationships, But a good nature can win many hearts.. __________________________________________________________________________________ Do teen machar marun shikari nahi honar. Reply kelyavar bhikari nahi honar ____________________________________________________________________________________ Don't judge a person by what others say, The person may b true 2 u bt not 2 others, Bcoz the same sun which melts ice, hardens clay too... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ROCKSTAR dialogue... "tute hue dil se hi sangit nikalt hai" STUDENT'S dialogue "chutte hue syllabus se hi question nikalta hai hain..!!" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Beautiful Quotation- "when it is hard 2 hide ur tears den nvr mind.. strt cutting an onion.. Let d heart cry.. U just smile n blame d onion.. Datz lyf.. __________________________________________________________________________________ Congratulation SMS na karne pr apko MBA ki degre di jati hai MBA bole to Member of Bhikari Association haso mat dusre bhikari ko send karo... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Exam me fail ki wajah kya hai? Sidha jawab hai 1 sal k 365 din hote hai Roj 8 ghante sone ke yani pure saal ke 122 din 365-122=243 Diwali aue Sumer vacation gino 61 din 243-61=182 din Usme 52 sunday 182-52=130 din Festival k 40 college festival 15 din 130-55=75 din Khane pine nahane k 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din 75-46=29 din Roj k 1 ghante dosto k uske 15 din 29-15=14 din Ab isme 10 to bimar rahte hai 14-10=4 din bache Exam k time bhi TV sekhne k 3 din 4-3=1 din bache Yaar, 1 saal me 1 din hi to birthday aata hai Ab bday k din kon padhe... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Boy: me 18 yrs ka hu aur tum? Girl: me bhi 18yrs ki hu Boy: to fir chalna, shrmana kya chal jakar karenge? Grl: kya? ? ? ? /? ? ? ? ? Boy: voting... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Wen u quarrel with ur bst frnd tel 'I hate U' U can hear der heart sayin 'gud joke'! Wen u tel dem 2 'leave me alone' U can find them sitin close 2 u sayn 'no way budy' Wen u say 'i dnttrust any1' they ll say 'exceot me na?!' N U couldn't help laughin! Treasure al ur genuine frnds Send dis to all ur friends, no matter how often u talk Let old frnds knw, u havent 4goten dem, n tel new frnds u nevr wil ______________________________________________________________________________________ If some1 dies early, ppl say god lovesthem very much but u r still o earth, it means sumone on earth luvs U mor than GOD ___________________________________________________________________________________ People r nt beautiful as they look... as they walk...as they wear..!! People r beautiful as they love...as they care...& as they share... ___________________________________________________________________________________ A boy sitting with his GF drinking beer sys"I love U" GF says-"Is itu or D beer talking? Boy replies-"Its Metalking 2 my beer U shut Up" ____________________________________________________________________________________ banta calls up 'white house" Banta : "I want 2 b the nxt president of USA" Obama; "Are U an idiot??" Banta: "Why?? Is it compulsory ???" _______________________________________________________________________________ Teacher to boy:Nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo k sath itni baate kyu karta hai..? Boy: Sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hain ____________________________________________________________________________________ G<><>D Msg for a G<><>D person from a G<><>D friend for a G<><>D reason at a G<><>D time on a G<><>D day in a G<><>D mood 2 say G<><>D morning ___________________________________________________________________________________ Cute Insult: . . . . Boy-Tum Grls sab ek jaisi Q hoti ho? VEry nice replying by a girl... Hey, Fir Sabko Q try karte ho?? _____________________________________________________________________________ Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student-Shaadi Teacher-Nahi, meara matlab hai kya banoge? Student-Dulha BAnunga.. Teacher-Ohho,bade hokar kya kaasil karoge Student-Dulhan Teacher-Abbe matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student-Bahu launga Teacher-Haraamkhor tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain Student-Pota.. Teacher-Hey bhagwan abbe zindgi ka kya maksad hai? Student-"Hum do hamare do" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Dil ki aag ko ashiko se buja lege Ayegi jio yaad teri jam utha lege humse accha Yaar mile to batana Teri rahose usko laat mar mar k bhaga dege _________________________________________________________________________________ LOVE Vs EXAM: Love- Many thoughts in my mind but no guts to express it... Exam- Dying to express everything but no thoughts in mind _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ksushbu ki tarah fizaon me rahna khushiya bankar hawaon me bahna dosti hoti hai.. Rishto ka anmol gehna, iss liye ess dost ko kabhi alvida na kahna... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dil me pyari si muskan banaye rakhna, kuch na ho to bhi yadho ko sajay rakhna, chahe na ho mulakaton k silsile, to bhi ye khubhsurat dosti banaye rakhna ______________________________________________________________________________________ Govt passed a new rule: Beautiful girls & Handsome boys have to pay personality tax! Don't Smile I know u r safe But Meri to vaat lag gayi na _____________________________________________________________________________ Latest Research: Boys Always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!! But, . . . . . Which Girlfriend?? . . . .That's still a topic of research.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Biwi ghusse me=Dekh lena tumhe Narak me bhi jagah nahi milegi.. Santa=Are thik hai;waise bhi main har jagah tere sath aana nahi chahta" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Suraj roshni leke aaya Chidiyo ne gana gaya Phulo ne has kar bola Apne bister se utho or dekho Ye naye din ka sawera aaya Good Morning ________________________________________________________________________________ Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho Frnd: B.A. Sardar: kamaal karte ho yaar,sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Every one run bhind love but a few run for perfection Think for it first _____________________________________________________________________________________ Remember that... The Best Line I've Ever Come Across- "The Heart Is The Only Broken Instrument That Works, Without Any Repairing For Years !!" _____________________________________________________________________________ Remeber that... No one will understand u perfectly in life... Just give credit to those who have atleast tried to do it! ___________________________________________________________________________________ A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says 2 him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ A deep friend is like a rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed ,the result is a colorful bridge between 2hearts __________________________________________________________________________________ Sleepy message from a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say sleep well GOOD NIGHT ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nayi subah ka naya nazara thandi hawa le k ayi paigham hamara jago utho tayar ho jao khushiyo se bhra aaj k din tumhara ____________________________________________________________________________________ HUm kabhi padhna sake kyonki? PADAAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai 1=shokh se 2 dar se Ek to faltu shokh hum padhte nahi OR darte to kisi k baap se nhi ____________________________________________________________________________________ Live for d person who dies 4 u Smile 4 d person who dries 4 u Fight 4 d person who protects u n luv d person who luvs u more than u.. ________________________________________________________________________________ Ramayan ka Saar.... Poori RAMAYAN biwiyo ki kahani hai... -Laxman apni biwi ghar pe chodkar chala aaya -Rawan dusre ki utha ke fas gaya -Sugriv ram ka sath isliye de raha tha qki use apni biwi bali se waapas chahiye thi -Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi magar dusre ki dhundhne me lanka jala di -Ram ko apni waapas laane ke liye 10 din tak ladai karni padi -Aur end me kya huaa? Jis biwi ke karan itni badi ramayan hui wo to underground ho gayi.. Abhi socho, itna jhamala hua kayko??? Kyu ki ... Dashrath ki 3 biwiya thi? Moral-Purane jamane se wife ki magajmari chalti aa rahi hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dedicated to PAKKE friends Tum kisi aur ke liye honge janu,sweetheart,darling, baby,babu Mere liye tum kutte the,kamine ho aur haramkhor hi rahoge _____________________________________________________________________________________ I m desperstely trying to find out those 4 people who r so interested in my life! Mom keeps saying"Chaar LOG dekhenge toh kya bolenge" _______________________________________________________________________________ If LOVE, FRIENDSHIP and MEMORIES are the weakest points.... Then you are the strongest person in the world...!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Lesser the traffic of thoughts in your mind, Easier is the journey of peaceful life...!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Definition of stumps - Three size zero girls standing in a line ___________________________________________________________________________________ Soft speech Pure heart Peaceful Eyes Strong Hands Focused mind & determined decision always make U . . . Boring... So chill raho or jungli ban k jiyo ________________________________________________________________________________ Wen evry1 luvs U Wen evry1 cares 4U Wen e1 thinks abt U Wen e1 luks at U Sit in a corner close ur eyes & think SAALA KUCH TO LOCHA HAI _________________________________________________________________________________ who walks with U thru d difficult path of life? Ur Relatives? - No Ur Wellwishers? - No Ur lover? - No Ur Frnds? - No Its only ur "Chappal"... Think hatke, jiyo haske _____________________________________________________________________________________ Aajse mujhsechahkr b bat mt karna. mil na b nai.plz. tum tumare raste jao hm hamare raste jayege... I dont wnt 2 talk wid u Said by, X axis to Y axis (0,0) _____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 msg ki kimat tum kya jano kanjus babu, Balanceka ashirwad hota hai-1 msg, Dosto k liyr khas hota hai-1 msg Aur ek khali inbox ka khwab hota hai-1 msg ____________________________________________________________________________________ Thoughtful Thought- Grammar says.... . . . . . "I LOVE YOU" . . . . is a statement and not a question... . . . Then why does it always require answer.?.?.? ____________________________________________________________________________________ TWO WAYS TO BE HAPPY IN LIFE: Never take help of tears to show your emotions & Never take help of words to show your anger __________________________________________________________________________________ Luv is like a game of CHESS: One wrong move and you are married....!! L-Luv I-Incidents F-Friends E-Emotions if 'F' is missing in LIFE, then it becomes a LIE and miserable... So don't forget FRIEND ___________________________________________________________________________________ 10 yr Income: Dr 50 lakh Engr 45 lakh IAS officer 70L baba RAmdev 1177CR.. Nirmal Baba 4000Cr "Choose ur career carefully" Chodo ghar bar chalo haridwar... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 sweet story: 1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye... 1 girlfriend ko 1 dost ko...."me ja raha hu reply fast.." 1st reply girlfriend ka aya "tum kahan ja rahe ho I am busy baad me milenge" Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua 2nd message dost ka aaya "kamine akele kahan ja raha hai ruk me bhi aata hun" Ye padkar wah muskuraya aur bola k aaj phir pyar dosti k samne har gaya 4ward to all ur friendz to show "FRIENDSHIP" is better than "LOVE" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Strngth grows when we DARE.... Unity grows when we CHEER.... Love grows when we SHARE....? & Relationships grow when we CARE... ___________________________________________________________________________________-- Goldn words by H!tler: If U cant fly, RUN If U cant run, WALK If u cant walk, CRAWl Bt keep moving SANTA: O taa thik ae par jaana kithay hai? __________________________________________________________________________________ Wht is tension? 1 sunder ladki ne sirf apse lift maangi raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gai aap use hospital lre gaye Dr. Bola-Ap baap banne wale ho Lo JI HO GAYI TENSION Aap bole main iska baap nahi hun Fir ladki boli yahi iska baap hai AUR TENSION Police aayi aapka medical checkup hua Report aayi ki aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte Apko aur TENSION apne thank GOD kaha or nikal liye ir socha ghar pe jo 2 bacche hai wo kiske hai __________________________________________________________________________________ *Story of every student* U meedo wali dhoop, Sunshine wali aasha. padhne ki wajah kam hain, Soney ke bahane zyada ____________________________________________________________________________________ ULTIMATE BEIZATI Garmi me bus stop pe 20 log, Bus ka intzar kar rhe the. ek bhikari aaya sabse ek ek rupye lekar, Auto me bethkar chala gaya......... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Samrt tum ho to bure hum bhi nhi, mehfil me tum ho to tanha hum bhi nahi, dosti karke kehte ho ki busy hain, yaad karna hum se sikho kyoki free to hum bhi nahi _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kanjus ho ya ho dildar, Achhe ho ya ho bure, pyare pyare se ho ya ho gussewale, par msg to bhejna padata hai kyonki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI........... ________________________________________________________________________________ GARMI song: suno gor se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, Chahe kitna DEW pila lo, sabse aage hoga NIMBU Pani, humne piya hai ,tum bhi piyo.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Parents are pure water Teachers are mineral water Brothers are hot water Sisters are cold water But Friends are beer bottle Khushi ya Gam phir bhi sath rahe hardam!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek aadmi apne dost se -Arey yaar main pareshan ho gaya hu Dost - KYU? Admi-Meri biwi roz raat ko thoda sa thunps up pilakar kehti hai , chalo aaj kuch tufani karte hai __________________________________________________________________________________ Exam + Rowdy Rathore "Jo me padhta hu wo me likhta hu , aur jo me nahi padhta hu wo definitely likhta hu... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 7 saal k bhai se 5 saal ki behan puchti hai - Wht is love? Pyar kya hai? BHAI-tum mere bag s echocolate kha jaati ho lekin mai fir bhi usi jagah rakhta hu... That's Love... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Bikta hain gum ishq k bazaar me Lakho dard chupe hote he 1 cchote se inkar me, Ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to swagat he hamari dosti k darbar me __________________________________________________________________________________ Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye, dhere sehawa apko kuch keh jaye, dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango, hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye. ____________________________________________________________________________________ This PJ will destroy the power of thinking.. Wht do u call a dancing cow? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Guidance" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kabhi pehli baar school jaane me dar lagta tha, aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hain.! Pehle 1st aane k liye padte the, aaj paison k liye padte hai! Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,aaj dil tut jaane pe b sambhal jate hai! pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the , aaj dost hamare yadon me rehte hai! _____________________________________________________________________________________ A man jumped in2 d river & nvr came back Another man jumped,he too didnt return Santa conclude: Man is soluble in water!! Puri chemistry hila di ___________________________________________________________________________________-Todays thought Is it possible to have unity in nation when each one feels that then he is beter than his neighbor? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Friend is like a stapler,its easy to attach and difficult to remove, and the worst is wen u remove it,it leaves the paper damaged forever!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kuch ladko ka coomon sense zero hota hai . . . KAISE? . . . gents toilet me likh kar aayenge "paroo I LOVE U" . Ab kya paroo waha padhne jayegi? _____________________________________________________________________________________ Bablu - Tumhari umar kya hai? Timm! - 20 saal Bablu - Tumne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi bola tha Timmi - Haan main zuban ki bahut pakki hun ____________________________________________________________________________________ Before yo point ur finger of criticism at any one else, see how much dirt have under ur finger nail? _____________________________________________________________________________________ Paint ur heart with love! Fill ur mind with peace! Cover ur soul with joy! Wrap ur dreams with hope! "Enjoy ur life with confidence...!" _____________________________________________________________________________________ A opinion without 3.142 is onion.... . . Those who got this are Enggs..N can forward this msg... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ reason: pi=3.142 ____________________________________________________________________________________ 3 simple rules 1.If u do nt go after wat u want, u wl nevr hav it 2.If u dnt ask, d ans will alwaz b no 3.If u do not step forward,u'l alwaz b in d same place.... _________________________________________________________________________________ A new metal is added to chemistry .... Name: Wife Symbol: Bv Atomic weight: dont even dare to ask Physical properties: Boils at any time.Can freeze at any time.Melts if treated with love and care.Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical Poperties: very reactive,hghly unstable,possess strong affinity for gold,silver,diamond and platinum Occurence: Mostly found in front of the mirror..! _____________________________________________________________________________________ DIMAG KHARAB msg Boy to girl: TUmhare ghar me latrin bani hai?? Girl: haan...!! Boy replied.. . . . . . hamre ghar to DAAL-CHAWAL bana h..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ Beti - MOM he is just frnd..... MAA - beta humne duniya dekhi hai.... "2 litre petrol jala kar ghar anney wala frnd nahi hota" ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 hath me pen dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture dusre se song, 1 aankh board par dusre lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? Its busy..its busy ________________________________________________________________________________ jaise sitaaro k sath aakash hai, Risto k sath vishwas hai... Apni palko ko band karke dekh lo.. Meri ye Dostti har waqt aapke sath hai ____________________________________________________________________________________ hamesha apni lover ka photopurse mai rakhna. Jab bhi tum mushkil me hoge wo photo dekhana. Tume lagega ke koi bhi mushkil isse badi nahi.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Child(dog sex dekh k):Papa ye kutta kya kar raha h Dad:beta wo kutiya ko kuch samjha raha h Child:aaram se b samjha sakta h,gand marne ki kya zarurat h.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Why r girlfriends more dangerous than mafia? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mafia either wants ur life or ur money. But girls want both..!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Jiyo yesa k zindgi kam pad jaye haso itna ki rona muskil ho jaye Kisi chiz ko pana to kismat ki bat h magar chaho etna ki khuda b dene pe majboor ho jaye.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Lovely people r most precious,so no matter hw regularly Or rarely i cntct U, U wuld always b remembered, Not only for today, Bt Through out my life _________________________________________________________________________________ Science k mutabik bachpan me bed per su su kern wale log hamesha Right Hand me mobile pakad ke SMS padhte hain Na munna Na! Ab haath mat Badlo... _____________________________________________________________________________________ TRUE TRUTH:- "Always love a person so much that they will cry for U But, never behave with a person so bad that they will cry because of U." ____________________________________________________________________________________ (Billu-Pinky in a restaurant) Billu - I love U Pinky - I do not love you Billu - Waiter bring separate bills Pinki - Ok OK I love U _________________________________________________________________________________ Send this to all ur friends and see waht award u get.. 1.Well speech 2.Good Smile 3.Well dressed 4.Most Creative 5.Best Eyes 6.Good Attitude 7.Good Character 8.Attractive face 9.Good voice 10.Lovable (Send my award 1st hurry up) ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jarur Padhna 1 ladka tha diwanasa.. 1 ladki thi dewanisi.dono1 sath padte the.. ladke ne ladki ko fb par friend request send ki wo apas me din bhar chat karne lage.. Baad me ladki ne uska phone no. liya.. Fir wo msg send krne lage aur raat me phone call kene lage... after 6months ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gaya aur ladki ko bhi usse pyar ho gaya After 1 yr ladke ne ladki ko kisi aur ke sath ghumte huye dekha.. ldke se ye sadma bardash nahi hua depretion me akar wo suicide karne k liye terrace pe chada aur chalang lagayi Lekin usi waqt shaktiman waha se ja raha tha Kya shaktiman use bacha payega jan ne k liye dekhiye SHAKTIMAAN agle shanivar dopehar 12:30 baje sirf DD1 par...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Who is a boy? A beautiful creation by god He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister He sacrifices his pocket money for his grlfrnd He sacrifice his cigarette & beer for his friends He sacrifice his youth for his wife and children without complaining Send it to every boy so that he should say: "O teri! Mai aisa kab tha..? AND To every girl so that they realize: "WOw! ladke thode toh ache hote hain" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Agar 1 haara hua insaan haarne k baad bhi smile kare... to Jeetne wala apni Jeet ki khushi kho deta hai That's the POWER of SMILE so keep Smiling ____________________________________________________________________________________ Wife:Me apne maike wapis aa rahi hun hamesha k liye mera inse jhagda ho gaya hai Maa:Nahi beta jhagda hote hi rehte W:lekin galti unki thi Maa:Kya gakti unki hai to sabak unko milna chahiye tu yaha mat aa mein waha par aati hun ___________________________________________________________________________________ Cut Punch: A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend n asks innocently"roj roj tu mazya dadala bhetayla yetes, tula tuza swat:cha dada nahiye ka! __________________________________________________________________________________ Zop Zop.. Mala wish n kartach Zop..! Ratrani yeil dhakk deun jayil planga varun padshil sagli Zop udun jail, tevha tar mazi athavn yeil?.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek din Dard ne Daulat se kaha: Tum kitni khushnaseeb ho, har koi tumhe paane ki koshish karta hai, Aur badnaseeb hu, har koi dur bhagta hai Daulat boli: Khushnaseeb to tum ho jise pa k log APNO ko yaad karte hai, Badnaseeb to mai hu jise pa ke aksar log APNO ko bhul jaate hai.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Warning.! Doctor advised PLZ Don't drink water after eating fish BCoz Fish start Swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach... ___________________________________________________________________________________ ab toh lagta yeh dil ko chaah hai kisiki, Ki jaise in bahoon ko raah hai kisiki... Ab toh dil bi yahi dua karta hai ki jald hi ho jaye ye raah puri, Aur na rahe kabhi ye baahein adhuri... Bhushan's Creation ___________________________________________________________________________________ Pyari si raat me pyare se andhere me pyari si neend me, pyare se sapno me pyare se apno ko pyara sa GOOD NIGHT ____________________________________________________________________________________ Sombody whom u love enters ur life just for 2 reasons!!! Either for loving u forever Or to teach u not to love again ever ____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy:Cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk? Girl:Kya mai apko janti hu Boy:Jaldi de de behen samosa khake aaya hu mirchi lagi lagi hai notanki baad me kr liyo... __________________________________________________________________________________ Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question paper banaya. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye..Question they-- 1.China kis desh me hai? 2.15 Aug kis date ko aata hai? 3.Green color kis colour ka hota hai? 4.Tamatar ko hindi may kya bolte hai? 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar main kon dafnaya gaya hai? ___________________________________________________________________________________ CRUPDATES - Chowkidaar naslelya railway crossingwar surakshit raha surakshecha mantra - Thamba Aika Donhi Baajula Pahaa Magach Pudhe Ja ____________________________________________________________________________________ I mad ea list of special people in my life with pencil. But when I reached ur name, I used a pen. Bcoz Im sure I WILL never have to erase it. ____________________________________________________________________________________ It is very sweet when someone knows every single detail about you Not because you told them But because they paid attention to You..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Every new day is a new chapter of life, bringing.. new topics,new moments for life "I wish gud moments always approach U to make ur life joyful!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bhushan is ______? 1.Life 2.Iritating 3.Sweetheart 4.Good person 5.Stylish 6.Silent 7.Kanjus 8.Lovable 9.Tension 10.Cute 11.Baby 12.Not Bad 13.Innocent 14.Hot 15.Sexy REPLY IS MUXT........ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Dosti har chehre ki muskaan hoti he, Dosti hi sukh-dukh ki pehchaan hoti he, Ruth bhi gaye ho to Dil pe mat lena, Qki Dosti zara si nadaan hoti he? __________________________________________________________________________________ The Sweetness of a chocolate remains in the tongue for a minute..! But, THe sweetness of a person remains in the heart for the whole life..! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dosti me jeena,dosti me marna,himmat na ho to dosti na karna. Zindgi nahi hamari doston se pyaari, Doston k liye hai zindgi hamari ____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa went to a battery shop n asked to change battery The shopkeeper Asked:Exide laga du? Santa:Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ___________________________________________________________________________________ Remembrance is a better compliment than love... Ppl never expect tons pf love.. Bt only a milligram of remembrance is enough to keep ur best ones happy... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Masti life me hoti h, Love me nahi Bhakti man me hoti h,Mandir me nahi AAp bhi jaan lo e dost Dosti SMS krne se bdhi hai,sirf SMS pdhne se nahi........ _____________________________________________________________________________________ Banner on the gate of Universities.. "Drive slowly, dont kill the students.. . . . . . . Leave them to us, We do it in a legal way" ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tchr-Mulano tumhala saglyat jast rag kunacha yeto? Mule- Rajaram Mohan Roy Tchr-Ka? Mule- Kaaran tyanni "BAL VIVAH" band kele naste tr aj amhi jodine shalet alo asto.! __________________________________________________________________________________- Solve this riddle I m d 1st on Earth,2nd in heaven, I appear two times in a week, U can see me once in a year although I m in d middle os d sea wht am I? Ur IQ test ___________________________________________________________________________________ Question - Kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bana sakti hai??? Answer - Yes,Par husband crorepati hona chahiye... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Swt Ans by child in school Admission.... Teacher - Wht is ur mother's Name? Kid: Kadhi naav nahi vicharle pan premane "AAI" mhanto mi. _____________________________________________________________________________________ PRINCIPAL:Apne bacche ko jara tameez sikhao PARENT:Kya hua Sir? PRINCIPAL:Application form ke SEX wale column me likha hai-"Kabhi Moka Hi nahi Mila" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Agar aapko hm par gussa hai to tajmahal ko phodo,charminar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo, magar sms karna mat chhodo.!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Hum Roz SMS Q bhejte hai? Masti k liye? no Time Pass? no Hum msg apne Desh k liye bhejte hai Qk PADEGA INDIA tabhi to badhega India.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ If you want to know how people look at you,stand in front of mirror. What you see,people see same _____________________________________________________________________________________ Make a heart that never breaks,make a smile that never fails, make a touch that never pains,make a friendship that never ends _____________________________________________________________________________________ NICE ONE.. Jo insaan achhi baaton se INSPIRE nahi hota.. . . . . Wo . . .. Insaan Buri zindagi jee kar EXPIRE ho jata hai! _________________________________________________________________________________ Definition of "Human Being" by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees & makes paper,& on those papers they wite "SAVE TREES" __________________________________________________________________________________ "If u wait for happy moments,U will wait forever... But if u start believing that u r happy, u will be happy forever. Wish U tonnes of happiness!" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Universal TRUTH We learnt Sun rises in the East Fact:Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates Moral:Education spoils our common sense ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ohm's Law of Boys: Whenever eyes of boys remain constant on girl, The amount of attraction developed is directly proportional 2 the smile of girl... _________________________________________________________________________________ PJ of School: Rainbow me colour hota hai violet wah wah!! Wah wah!!! Rainbow me colour hota hai violet Mam may i go to Toilet.. __________________________________________________________________________________ Ek artist se dil k darwaze ki tasveer banane ko kaha gaya Usne bahut haseen DIl Banay,Aur us me chhota sa khubsurat DARWAZA lagaya, lekin, uska handle nahi tha Kisi ne pucha k, iske handle Q nhi lagaya to us artiat ne badi khbsurat bat kahi k dil k arwaje andar se khulte he,bahr se nahi __________________________________________________________________________________ Hasib-Yaar murgi k bache ande todkar bahar kaise aa jate hai? Sajid-Mujhe to ye samaj me nhi aata saale band ande mai ghus kaise jate hai....... __________________________________________________________________________________ Wife-main jahan bhi paise chupaon, apna beta dhoondh leta hai. Husband-Uski book mein rakh de, exam tak nahin dhoodh payega ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fish said to water:"U can't see my teras bcoz i'm in U" Water replied:"But i can feel ur tears bcoz u r in me" Thats FRIENDSHIP.. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Dil ki zarurat har jaan ko hoti ha Taron ki zarurat her aasman ko hoti hai Hmari tamanna hai slamat rahe aap Kyoki achhe dost ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai...... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dosti karo to hamesha muskura ke, kisi ko dhoka na do apna bana ke, Kar lo yaad Jab tak hum Zinda hai,Fir na kehna chale gaye dil me yaade basa ke ___________________________________________________________________________________ Newton aur Einstein ka favourite song . . . . . "Baithe baithe kya karein,karna hai kuch kaam,Chalo banaye formulae, aur bacho ka kare jeena haraam....... ________________________________________________________________________________ Love always has its errors. Sometimes ,we try to refresh, then realize that its best to shutdown But the hrdest part is to restart ur life & format ur heart!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Mazi 1 friend aahe tuzya badal vichart hoti Mi tila tuza No. dila ahe Ti tula bhetaylayel tiche nav aahe "SMILE" I think ti aali asel ___________________________________________________________________________________ Mohabbat I L U kehne se badhti hai ya I MISS U kehne se? Sabko send karo agr 3 logo ka answer same hua to apko koi bahot chahta hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ College Life Tjhe best "Oops!" moment of college life Wen the teacher is lukin 4 sum1 2 answer d question & accidently make an eye contact !! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Strength grows when we dare, Unity grows when we cheer, Affection grows when we share & Relation grows when we care... _______________________________________________________________________________-___ In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's Wife WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA- Yes Yes I'm changing d battery of my camera ________________________________________________________________________________ "Never blame anyone in life. Good people give happiness, Bad people give experiences, Worst people give a lesson, Best people give memories.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Sometimes things sound so good in Hindi: "Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me,Ab tum bhi kho jao" Try in English: "I am lost in your love ,Now U get LOST" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Before you talk,Listen Before you react,think Before you criticize,wait Before you pray,forgive Before you quit,try. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Chota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai jab koi saath nahi hota Aur lamba rasta B chota lagne lagta hai jab . . . .. . . . . . ..kutte piche lagte hai. ___________________________________________________________________________________ God Says "Zindgi me aap kitne khush hain,This is not so important, Zindgi me aapki wajah se kitne log khush hain, That is most important.!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ 3 Chees zindgi me 1 baar milti he mere dost 1.Parents 2.Waqt 3.Saccha dost 3 cheeze soch samaj kar uthao 1.Kadam 2.Kasam 3.Kalam 3 Cheeze soch kar karna 1.Mohabbat 2.Baat 3.Faisla 3 Cheez kisi ka intezaar nahi kart 1.Mout 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 Cheeze choti na Samjho kabi 1.Karz 2.farz 3.Marz 3 Cheeze humesha dard deti hai yaad rakhna 1.Dhoka 2.Bebasi 3.Bewafai 3 Cheezo se aap hamesha khush rahoge 1.Khuda 2.Maa baap Aur 3.Hamare SMS _________________________________________________________________________________ Son:Dady 'POLITICS' kya hai? Dad-TEri MAA ghar chlati H use "SARKAR" manlo, Me kamata hu mujhe "KARMCHARI" manlo Kamwali kam krti H use "MAZDUR" Manlo Tum desh ki janta Chhote bhai ko Desh ka "BHAVISHYA" manlo Son: Ab mujhe politics samaj aa gayi daddy... Kl Raat maine dekha ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K 7 kitchen me maze le raha tha SARKAR so rahi thi, JANTA ki kisi ko fikar nhi thi Or DESH ka BHAVISHYA ro raha tha....... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Bhakt:"BABA,mujhe aisa kaam batao ki mujhe kuch karna na pade, Log kare ayr paise mujhe mile Baba bole:"Ja beta! SULABH SHAUCHALAY khol le" ___________________________________________________________________________________ Chahat ko kehte hai "YA ALLAH" Khubsurati ko "MASHA ALLAH" Vishwas ko "INSHA ALLAH" Aur aap jaise dost ko "SUBHAN ALLAH".... _____________________________________________________________________________________ World's most beautiful sentnce "..But,I m with U" n World's most painful sentence "I m with u,BT.." Words are same but where they r placed, matters a lot... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dosti karo BSNL wali se, Pyar karo IDEA wali se, Baat karo AIRTEL wali se, Aankh ladao Bpl wali se, Par dosto Shadi karna BINA MOBILE wali se. __________________________________________________________________________________ Arz hai- Khasi ki dawa time pe na lo to wo TB ban jati hai Khasi ki dawa time pe na lo to wo TB ban jati hai Girlfriend time pe na badlo to wo BIWI ban jati hai ________________________________________________________________________________ Select a month, I wl tell U Aapki kaunsi cheez aapke life-partner ki sabse favourite hogi? Jan,FEb,Mar,Apr,May,June,July,Aug,Sept,Oct,Nov,Dec ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jan-Figure Feb-Smile Mar-Eyes Apr-Lips May-Hair June-Voice July-Chehra Aug-Style Sept-Attitude Oct-Dance Nov-Dressing Dec-Look ________________________________________________________________________________ Career is like sunlight & Love is as Shadow If U try to catch shadow U'll lose sunlight but, If U Walk towards sunlight,shadow automatically comes to U ___________________________________________________________________________________ Son:Maa kya Gandhiji mar gaye Maa:Ha Son:Nehruji? Maa:Ha Son:Desh me achche log Ab nahi hai kya? Maa:Aisa mat bol beta"BHUSHAN" abhi zinda hai ___________________________________________________________________________________- A man: Y do U make ur son work so hard everyday on d field, Crop will get anyway Farmer: I'm cultivating my child,Nt my crop..! ___________________________________________________________________________________- Best Sentence y SWAMI VIVEKANANDA: LOVE ME or HATE ME both r in my FAVOUR Bcoz If"U" LOVE Me I am in ur HEART & If"U" HATE Me I am in ur MIND ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bin Baat k hi ruthne ki aadat he kisi apne ka sath paane ki adat h App khush rahe mera kya he Mai to aaina hu mujhe to tutne ki aadat h... ___________________________________________________________________________________ "A man is not poor without a money . . But . A man is really poor,without dream & Aim ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zindgi ko tanha virano me rehnedo ye wafa ki bate khyalo me rehnedo haqiqat me aazmane se toot jate H dil ye Ishq Mohabbat kitabo me rehne do ___________________________________________________________________________________ Sharif ladko se jyada kismat wale to gali k kutte hain . . . . . . . . . . Kam Se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai ki aa rha h ya nhi __________________________________________________________________________________ Some people enjoy the best in life Not bcoz only good things come their way But bcoz They find good in everything that comes their way _____________________________________________________________________________________ Life is the hardest school We never know what exam will have next And we can't Cheat, because nobody else will have same questions _____________________________________________________________________________________ Q insan hasta hai rone k Bad , Jeena fir b padta hai sab kuch khone k baad, socha aaj sbko yaad kar lu... Kya pata aankh hi na khule aaj sone k baad..... __________________________________________________________________________________ Short lines for long life: "Choose the best person like a amirror because when u cry it never laughs..." _________________________________________________________________________________ FLIRTING LINES: GIRL: I dont like the way U keep staring at me ... BOY: And I like the way U notice me doing that ...!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kitni khubsurti se Rab apki zindgi me hr 1 din jodta H Isliye nhi Ki apko uski Jarurat H... Pr Shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko apki zyada zarurat hai... _________________________________________________________________________________--- Waqt kehta h fir n aunga, Teri ankhon ko ab n rulaunga, Jina h to is pal ko jee le, Shayad me kal tak n ruk paunga.! So enjoy every moment of life... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Na dil ko behlane k liye.. Na ghar me sajane k liye.. Bas teri 1 tasweer chahiye..Apne khet se "KAUVE" bhagane k liye..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bset T-shirt Quote by student of class X: . . . . . . I don't need a girlfriend, - "My studies irritates me every day, that's enough..! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Sabse lovely kon: TUM Sabse smart kon: TUM Sabse sweet kon: TUM Tumse jyada kon: HUM Lekin duniya me Sabse ache dost kon H T U M M __________________________________________________________________________________ Bahut chaha usko jise hum Pa n sake Khayalo me kisi or ko la N sake Usko Dekh K aansu TO poch liye Lekin kisi aur ko dekh K muskura Na sake...!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tum is duniya me mere sabse pyare dost Ho... Upr padh liya tha to niche kya certificate dhund rahe ho ..?? ___________________________________________________________________________________ Just three steps to end your tensions Ctrl+Alt+Del Control yourself, Loook for alternate solutin and Delete the situation that caused tension..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ SALIM: Hamare abba etne lambe he ki khade khade chalte fan ko rok dete he GANYA: HAmare vadil bhi lambech he pan aaisa aagaupana nai karte..!! __________________________________________________________________________________ MULGI: Aga aai gavat bollywood wale aale aahet AAI: nako gharat ye, te vait astat MULGI: Hero Imran Hashmi aahe AAI: Are deva mag tar aaji la pan gharat ghe..._ _____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 Pagal bhess pe baith k ghum raha tha.. 2nd PAGAl: Tujhe poloce pakdegi 1st pagal: Q 2nd Pagal: helmet nahi pehna !st pagal: Abe niche dekh 4 wheeler hai ___________________________________________________________________________________ 1 ladke ne 1 ;adki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha meri scoty k piche likha hai, Scooty k piche likha that 7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1 MSG xpert ho to ladki ka naam batao ____________________________________________________________________________________ If some1 steps on ur foot n asks:"Did I hurt You?" Step on der foot hardly n ask.." Can u feel m answer?" Sumtimes its gud to be stupid..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Once A TATA company's 22 wheeler met with an accident against RAJNIKANTH . . . . . . Since then..... Its called as TATA NANO _______________________________________________________________________________ Heart is not a DUSTBIN to dump all the worries of ur life Its a Golden pot fr collection of sweet moments of ur life... So always be happy ___________________________________________________________________________________ A nursery kid student explianing love in cute way... Love is like susu in the pant.. Others can only see it, but only u can feel it... haha _________________________________________________________________________________ INSPIRING lINES: Only normal people says that succes knocks ur door once but achievers say break d door of failure to see SUCCESS.... _________________________________________________________________________________ Everything in this world is beautful depending on context ... A school bell sounds annoying at 8am but the same sounds melodoius at 1.40pm __________________________________________________________________________________ Gile shikwe dilse na laga lena kabhi ruth jau to mana lena Kal ka kya pata hm ho na ho isliye Jb B milu kabi Samosa kabhi panipuri khila dena _____________________________________________________________________________________ Isi umeed pe beemar ho K let gaye He DOSTO Jab tum milne aage to 2,4 kil AAm b sath laoge __________________________________________________________________________________ Never forward a SMS from a friend to another friend if ur friend knows ur other friend ur friend who is a friend of ur other friend might have alredy sent that sms to his friend who is your friend and other friend is the one to whom u should not forward what ur friend sent U & ur friend, because ur friend alredy got it from ur frnd who is ur friend OK don't CRY Now forward dis friendly msg 2 ur friends n irritate them ........ __________________________________________________________________________________ Namaskar Ye hamari "SURYA UDAY" SMS seva hai, isme hum soye hue "PYARE PYARE LOGON" ko jagate hai aur GOOD morining keh kar khud so jate hai __________________________________________________________________________________ Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi abhi Tujse mile zamana hua magar yu laga tu mujhse mil k gaya abhi abhi ____________________________________________________________________________________-- Lines 4m my heart: "I avoided many things only 4 U in ma lyf . . . .. Don't ever make me feel for why I left all dat... _____________________________________________________________________________________ A bird asked a bee, U work so hard to get honey & people steal.... Don,t U feel sad? BEE: No, Bcoz they can never steal my art of making honey... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Ek khwab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu, Zindgi me pane wali hr zarurat hai tu, Jisko roz msg krne ko dil kre are yar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ A little ignorance can harm A lot...!! It can give a life time Xperience . So always luv ur relations from Ur heart not 4m Ur mood... ____________________________________________________________________________________ L-LOYAL E-EMOTIONAL V-VIVID A-ACTIVE P-Prem A-Atmavishwas T-tyag I-Insaniyat L-Lagan Ye he "LEVAPATIL" ki pehchann No effect no defect LEVAPATIL is perfect... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Everything is incomplete without "ME" (me)mory, (me)lody, co(me)dy, ti(me), ga(me), (me)aning, (me)eting, even this... (me)ssage So don't dare 2 4get "me" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Life is a one way road, we can see back but we can't go back. So enjoy every second because "ToDAY's newspaper will be tomorrows waste paper. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Girl: Mon aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.... Mom: Tune use chata mara ki nahi??? Girl: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad aa gye or mene 2ra gal bhi age kar diya _____________________________________________________________________________________ Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile mujhe de de Thakur: Dek yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai, mobile se mazak nahi... facebook chalu hai aur basanti online hai.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 1c colgate se daat saaf karne ka Pepsodent se majbut karne ka Babool se fresh karne ka Agar fir b safed nahi hue to bindaas HARPIc use arne ka _________________________________________________________________________________ UCCCH VICHAR- Jeevan me har jagah JEET chahiye hoti H Sirf phoolvale ki dukan aisi H jaha jaake humkehte hai Ki "HAAR" chahiye... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Never believe in the lines of your hands that predict your future. because people who don't have hands also have a future. Believe in yourself ___________________________________________________________________________________ Teacher-kanjus kon hota hai? Student- Jo 100 sms bhejne par bhi ek sms ka bhi reply na kare teacher- GOOD ek example do Student- Sir, apki beti _____________________________________________________________________________ 1 Aadmi ne FISH pakdi ghar aaya to dekha No gas No aata na bijli Na oil Aadmi vapa FISH ko nadi mai fek aaya Fish chillaye "UPA" sarkar zindabad....! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Paani me tairna machali ka style, Hawa me udna anchi ka style, Different msgs bhejna Apun ka style... Fhukat me msgs padna aapka style...! Padho...Padho FREE hai.. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Game Ye msg sabko bhejo Agr 3 ans 1 hue to apse koi bhut pyar karta H Q-hat do yu like the most in me? Eyes Lips Smile Hairs Style Nature... Reply must __________________________________________________________________________________ "Hame toh SMS ne luta... "Call me kaha dum tha... "Mera SMS bhi waha pahucha.. "Jaha reply ke liye BALANCE kam tha _______________________________________________________________________________ GREAT LINES by someone Intezaar karne walo ko sirf utna milta hai,Jitna koshish karne walo se bach jata hai.. Try ever, Wait never... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ek hai asmaan ka tara, doosra he samundar ka kinara, Bewafa he zamana sara, Naseeb he achcha hamara, Jo mila DOST aap jaisa PYARA... __________________________________________________________________________________ Don't think U are nothing..! Don't think U are everything..! But thing U are somthing.! Then U can achieve Any thing in LIfe..!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ In USA- A mom asked her elder kid to xplain diwali to his bro- . S luk id dude had, lyk a big kingdom, n ppl lykd him bt lyk hi step mom or sumthin,ws a kinda bitch n she forced her hubby 2 send dis Ram 2 sum jungle or sumthin.... Coz he ws going for 14 yrs, So his wife n bro gpt along... (U know just 2 chill) Bt dude forest was real scary shit, really man N was full of devils n shit lyk dat, bt did dude kild dem wid arrows... Bt den sum bad gangsta - Ravan pickd up his babe.. And boy!! Dis dude n his bro got pissd off.. So dey got an army of monkys.. Dont ask how.. Attacked dem got d babe n returned home .. Ppl thought atleast they deserv sumthing... Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff... So dey lit lamps N this ia how it all started... MOM FAINTED..!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy:Pap k office me roz NAMAJ hoti hai Mom: Ye to acchi baat hai Boy: Lekin papa ki awaaz nahi aati.Sirf unki secretary Ya ALLAH Ya ALLAH kehti hai. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Esi konsi cheez hai jo insaan ko khane k baad pata chalta hai k wo kha chuka hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Thapparr..... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Arz kiya hai- Dil hai saccha aur dimaag hai kachha Wah wah wah... Dil hai saccha aur dimaag hai kachha Ho gayi hai subah uth ja bachha.... __________________________________________________________________________________- Best Attitde words: "I will win " Not "Immediately" But "Definitely" ________________________________________________________________________________ Santa ne nokia ka sabse badu screen wala mobile liya . . . Q? . . .. Qki vo dekhna chahta tha ki phone On karne par kaun 2 log hath milate hai. __________________________________________________________________________________ Dear Don't keep me in your heary But Keep me in your Brain Bcz Rehne ki jagah jitni "KHALI" ho, rehne me utna hi 'maza' aata hai ____________________________________________________________________________________ Log kehete hai kash padhai pyaar ki tarah hoti apne aap ho jati Hm kehte hain ki kaash Pyar Padhai ki tarah hota Paents maar maar k karwate! __________________________________________________________________________________ Bhikari ne awaaz lagayi:- Babuji oti milegi... Andar se awaz aayi: Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. Bhikari: Pappi nhi mange saale,Roti to tu bhi de sakta H... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Don't get upset with little problems Coz Life is like a road n Problems are like Speed Brealers They save us from Big acciednt _________________________________________________________________________________ I may don't hv much creativity 2 impress U in sending gr8 msgs, bt I only send msgs 4u to remember me as a part of ur life 4ever ____________________________________________________________________________________ Xcuse me... Sorry 2 disturb U Wht is your mobile no..? Mere pass hai bt i want to check... Bcoz I feel der is sum error Kyonki sms jata to hai par aata nahi ____________________________________________________________________________________ Agar boy Fai lho jaye to Mummy 3 word kehti H " OR Ja Ghumne" GF b 3 words "SHARM NAHI AATI?" But Dost 3 word me dil jeet leta hai "ABE TU BI" ___________________________________________________________________________________ 1 Haseen pal ki Zarurat he Hme, Beete kal ki zarurat he hme, Sara Zamana ruthe to ruthe, Jo kabhin N ruthe aise dost ki Zarurat He Hme. __________________________________________________________________________________ Once der was a ight betwn Me and a tiger... I ran away... Do U knw Why... Save the animals especially Tiger.... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Treat everyone with love even those who are rude to you,not bcoz they R not nice, But bcoz U r nice _________________________________________________________________________________ Beautiful Life is just an Imagination Bt real life is more beautiful than Imagination Life is urs,So " LIVE it & LOve it" _____________________________________________________________________________________ 3 Rishte 3 waqto par pehchane jate hai . . . . 1-Aulaad budhape me . . . 2-Dost musibat me . . Aur . . . 3-Girlfriend garibi me. ___________________________________________________________________________________ In this world people will always throw stones in your path of success, It depends on you what you make from them a WALL or a BRIDGE..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ She came today early morning Start fighting Her complain was who the Hell permitted you to come in mine Dreams. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Khuda ne mujhe bahut wafadar dosto se nawaza hai... . . . . . . . .. Yaad mai na karu to koshish wo bhi nahi karte...!! _________________________________________________________________________________ Ratra is coming Tare are chamking everyone is zoping Why are U jaging so go to anthrun and take pangarun Good ratra sweet sapne Take kalji ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 Toffe hoti h ! Rs ki, 1 gulab hota hai H 10 Rs ka, 1 car hoti H 5 lakh ki, Lekin 1 dost hota H Arbo ka . .Bade mahnge ho yaar Msg karoge ya bechdu ____________________________________________________________________________________ Give smile to atleast one unknown person while walking on the road... So that... He will think whole day... . . . "Sala Ye tha Kon?" ____________________________________________________________________________________ GALIYON ki hawaa jism ki dawa ban gai Duri unki meri chahat ki saza ban gai Kaise bhulu unhe ek pal ke liye Jab unki yad jine ki wajah ban gayi hai. __________________________________________________________________________________ somtimes words are not enough 2 express our feelings But our loved ones understand our feelings widout any words Thats the language of Hearts __________________________________________________________________________________ What do you call a situation where 2 people think abt life and all others think abt food? ? ? Any Guess? ? ? ? ? ? It's WEDDING..!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bebas kr deta H muje kanoon-e-dosti Warna jitne tum log kanjos ho dil karta hai blank msg b na karu ________________________________________________________________________________ Kitni khubsurti se rab aapki zindgi me hr 1 din jodta hai isliye nhi ki apko uski jarurat H.... Pr shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko apki zyada jarurat hai..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 6 u ! l ! W S d 3 3 >l DON ka SMS padhna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai...! Par tum apne gang ke ho isliye , Mobile ko ulta karke padho....! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Xcuse me.... SORRY 2 disturb U Wht is ur mobile No.? Mere pass hai but i want to check... Bcoz... I feel der is some error Kyonki SMS jata to hai par aata nahi ....... ___________________________________________________________________________________ There is one very simple rule for LOVE & SUCCESS:- "Just try one more time in a DIFFERENT Way before you decide to quit." ________________________________________________________________________________ Subh ka har pal zindgi de aapko , Din ka hr lamha khushi de apko, Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare, Khuda woh jannat si Zamin de apko _____________________________________________________________________________________ Dedicated to teenagers D hardest job 4 teenagers is to chat wid their loved one's in front of their families bcoz Dey dnt know how to control blushing _________________________________________________________________________________ Shakespeare said... Make a mind which never MINDS; Make a heart which never HURTS; Make a toch which never PAINS; & make a RELATON which never Ends..... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ankhe teri roye wo ansu mere ho Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho A mere dost dosti itni gheri ho K bich sadak pe log tuze pite aur galati meri ho.... __________________________________________________________________________________ Best msg from "Forest Department to the YOUTH" "Pedo se bhi utna hi 'pyaar' karo .jitna 'pedo k niche' or 'pedo k peeche' Kiya karte ho" __________________________________________________________________________________ Hum gaye the unke ghar RED ROSES leke,kehna tha 'DIL se DIL' milana, Unki mummy ne khola darwaza, Hum ghabra K bole, Kaku 2 rupayala ek gulab ghyana. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Important philosophies 1.Ability can never remain hidden 2.No injury is deeper than Insult 3.The Birth of tension is the Death of Talent... ____________________________________________________________________________________ 1980-Mere pyr ki umar ho itni, terenaam pe shuru tere naam pe khatam 2012-Mere pyr ki umar ho itni, mrng s suru or eng pe khatam Nxt day new item ____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa US k hotel me murga khane gya, lekin murge ki engish bhul gya Waiter: Wht do u like to have, SIR? santa: 1 plate "egg" k papa pls... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Jaruri nahi dosti me mulakat hoti rhe, jaruri nhi ki bat hoti rhe, Pr jo jaruri hai woh bas yhi ki dost ko meri dosti yaad yad aati rhe ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dosti ka hr pal khubsurat hai, Dosti bhi pyar ki surat hai, Waqt chahe kitna bhi badal jaye, Dosti aaj bhi hr dil ki jarurat H _________________________________________________________________________________ Evrything in lyf can't make U happy... Evrything in a day can't b satisfying.. But thr's 1 thing whch makes U feel nice... Thats care for U in someone's eyes... ________________________________________________________________________________ One night when I looked at the moon and te moon told me: Why dont U leave her if she makes you Cry? I looked back and said him would you ever leave your sky????? ___________________________________________________________________________________ PUNJABI RAMAYAN: Hanuman to sita-Mere naal chalo, Mainu RAMJI ne bhejye hai. Sita-mai paraye mard naal nai jandi Hanuman-Jide naal aayi si, O ki fufa lagdi si? ____________________________________________________________________________________ Santa's Password- Rama Laxmana Seeta Krishna ARjuna, Delhi Guess Y? Bcoz, It said Password must hav 5 characters in 1 capital!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ GOOD THOUGHT:- Life is a art of drawing without eraser So be careful while taking every small decision about valuable pages of life ___________________________________________________________________________________ Friendship Test... Aisi konsi baat hai jo agar koi mere bare me kahe to aap kabhi nahi manoge? Reply It's Compulsory ____________________________________________________________________________________ Panyacha ek themb chikhalat padla tar to sampto, Hatavar padla tar to chamakto , Pan shimplyat padla tar to moti hoto...... __________________________________________________________________________________ Definition of NOTHING Time doesn't wait 4 Us days pass & Years change, We mis our beloved ones We move away 4m our close ones, Our life changes, Friend changes, People change, But our hearthas those precious moments engraved in itt whether we want it or not They are always making us happy at sad times & sad at happy times We think abt those happy days then smile & when somebody asks the reason for our smile, We just say "NOTHING" ________________________________________________________________________________ Look outside its so pleasant! Sun smiling 4 U! trees dancing 4 U! Birds singing 4 U! Because I asked them all 2 wish You ____________________________________________________________________________________ There are many amazing things about sleep and one of them is that you always wake up with a new hair style ........ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Ladka - I love U Ldki - sorry mai kisi or se pyar krti hu Ldka udas ho gya fir achanak bhagne laga or bola - teri mummy ko bataunga Ldki - ruk ja kamine I LOVE YOU 2...... ___________________________________________________________________________________ One of d best childhood memories: It doesn't matter if you sleep on a sofa.. or in a car... Or anywhere else, U'll alwys wake up on bed... ____________________________________________________________________________________ "In the journey of Life, its not important to hold all the good relations... But Its more important how good U behave with the relation which U hold.." _____________________________________________________________________________________ Let C which F ship band u give me? RED - high temper PINK - cute Purple - loving LIME - naughty GREY - idiot BLUE - sharing WHITE - caring BLACK - smart YELLOW - sexy BROWN - rude MUST REPLY __________________________________________________________________________________ Nark mei exam chalu tha, exam me sab apne apne gunah likh rahe they, sab bahut soch kar likh rahe the... Par maza to tab aaya jab aapne kaha "SUPPLEMENT" please!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Certain people touch R heart & v cant stop thinking abt them That's the kind of person u are Absent yet so near, simple yet so precious ____________________________________________________________________________________ Who am i in ur opinion? Tweety - (Speek a lot Tom(innocent) Jerry(naughty) Pooh(sensitive) Donald Duck(frank) Dexto(studious) Barbie(Sweet n lovely)Johny Bravo(Flirt) Minni(Attractive) Tintin(Intelligent) Ben10(different) Plz reply must be honest ___________________________________________________________________________________ Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch touch which never pains, make a fiendship which never ends... FRIENDSHIP Rockzzzz... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ache waqt se zyada acha dost pasand karna Q k acha dost acha waqt la sakta he magar acha waqt acha dost nahi de sakta... Choice is urs It's true _____________________________________________________________________________________ Kisi ne mujhse pucha Dost kya H? Maine kaha 1 mannat 1 dua 1 izzat 1 hifazat 1 rishta 1 bharosa 1 taqat 1 haqiqat 1 ehsas 1 mithas 1 main OR 1 aap _____________________________________________________________________________________ Unse baat karne ka mann hota hai, wo baat na kare to gam hota hai, Kaise samzaye is nadaan Dil ko, Jitni baate kare utna kam hota hai... Have a nice day....... ____________________________________________________________________________________ A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 years A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 years! Moral - EXERCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Love d person U like even if he/she is in love wid some1 else coz this is the only way 2 . . . . . create love triangles Tbhi to kahani me twist aaega yaar.......... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Letz hav fun Ye msg sabko bhejo or dekho kaap k frndz apko kon sa title dete hain Meri Jan Chanda Meri zindgi Dukhi aatma Mis Innocent Shonu Monu Matlabi Chamcha Mehfil ki jan Mis Attitude Talking with eyes Model Zinda Dil FIRST REPLY ME __________________________________________________________________________________ Log manzil ko mushkil samjte hai hum mushkil ko manzil samjte hai bada fark hai logo me or hum me log zindgi ko dost or hum dost ko zindgi samjte hai _____________________________________________________________________________________ Orange ka juice, mera dost kanjoos Aam ka achar, hamesha bahane taiyyar Ice-Cream ka cone, Na kare kabhi Phone Bahane hain easy, Kehte hain "I M BUSY" _____________________________________________________________________________________ During normal days we feel like i'm rancho of 3 idiots.. But During exams we feel like Ishaan Awasthi of Taree Zameen par ___________________________________________________________________________________ After Exams: Boys of DELHI:"Paper was easy" MUMBAI:"Paper theek tha" PUNE"Paper chaan hota" But Vidarbha:"Paper sod be maaya baajule kaay porgi hoti bho ek dam kanda" _________________________________________________________________________________ Hansi mazaak k wo pal yaad rakhna Is GEHERI dosti ko yad rakhna Mehfil m kal me rahu ya na rahu . . Ek Tha TIGER aap k group me hai bus itna yaad rakhna _____________________________________________________________________________________ I'm very confused about one thing . . . . . . Did GOD made moon seeing her, Or he made her by seeing moon!!! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Boy:Plz come to my heart.. Girl: Sandal nikalu kya..? Boy: Hat pagli mera dil koi mandir thodi hai bindas pehen kar aaja.... _____________________________________________________________________________________ 1 engineer, 1 Doctor & 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latke the Pilot ne kaha vajan zyada hai, 1 admi hatana padega.. Teacher bola ye kurbani mai dunga.. TALIYA &Doctor aur engineer tali bajane lage & vajan kam ho gay Doctor bano ya engineer, Guru hamesha guru hi hota hai... _____________________________________________________________________________________Why Gandhi smiles on every note rupee note Lincoln doesnt smile on Dollars? Because American women don't keep the money inside their Blouse Naughty GANDHI _________________________________________________________________________________ Wife Ek bar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the ship doobi nahi fir b sab mar gaye,KAISE? Bich samudra me ship bigad gayi thi Saale DHAKKA dene utar gaye ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ladkiyose pyar mat karna Q ki Ye aati hai HEER ki tarah Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah Chubti hai TEER ki tarah Aur Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki tarah... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Suna hai aap bahut dimag wale ho to in 5 ke naam hindi me batao? 1 Ambulance 2 Mobile 3 X-ray 4 Tubelight 5 Sim It's challenge for u ____________________________________________________________________________________ Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota, Khwabo me koi or nahi hota, Library me koi shor nahi hota OR Hum se jo kare Dosti, Wo Life me kabhi bor nhi hota... ___________________________________________________________________________________ We always miss someone in life only for two reasons: Either that person was in your heart Or, U always wanted to be in that person's heart ________________________________________________________________________________ "RESPONSE" Is One of the powerful tool to occupy a place in someone's HEART Always Give the best response to the person who cares for U... ____________________________________________________________________________________ SWEET Answer: Teacher-Tumhare papa kitne saal k h? Boy-Jitne saal ka me hu Teacher-Kaise? Boy-Jis din me paida hua usi din to wo papa bane ___________________________________________________________________________________ BOY POEM Mohabbat to kisi ek se karunga.. Ho sake to kisi nek se karunga Lekin jab tak nhi milegi wo nek "TRY" to har ek ko karunga _____________________________________________________________________________________ If world refuses to help you Just remember the words of Einstein: "I m thankful to all those who said no, Its bcoz of them i did it myself" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Short lines with a million dollar meaning: Thelife that you are living is also a dream of millions Think over it.. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Pain makes U stronger... Tears makes U braver... Heartbreak makes U wiser So thank the past for better Future _____________________________________________________________________________________ Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see..... __________________________________________________________________________________ In business and in life if you want to go fast go alone and if you want to go far go together _____________________________________________________________________________________ At a restaurant... Waiter-Would like to have Black Coffee? Chirkut-Wht other colors do U have? ____________________________________________________________________________________- 3 log marne k baad swarg k darwaze par pahunche 1st bola-Mai pujari hu, maine aapki zindgi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do God-Narak mei ja 2nd bola-Mai doctor hu. Maine zindgi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do God-Marak mei ja 3rd-Mai St. Teresa's se hu... God(emotional hokar)-Baskar pagle,rulayga kya kya, chal andar aaja, tune to narak ki saari saza pahele hi pa li h.... Dedicated to all my teresians..... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Royal heart touching lines about a frend - "I need not explain my frndship... Bcoz I hav a friend who can understand even my silence __________________________________________________________________________________ Evry relation is beautiful bt real love is most beautiful evry light is good but moonlight is best Evry frnd is sweet bt u know meri to baat hi kuch or h..... _____________________________________________________________________________________ Evry1 will not get evrything... This is the way of LIFE Don't try to get which is not yours... But, Don't dare to loose which is ONLY YOURS.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dedicated to rocking singles The longer U stay single, thelonger U become a public temptation and a threat to other relationships....!! ____________________________________________________________________________________ pain of loosing loved one is nothing when compared to the pain thats felt when . . . . . . . . . Biscuit falls into tea due to over-dipping... __________________________________________________________________________________ Once U care for a person... You will always do the same, Bcoz whts in ur mind may change, But whts in ur heart will remain forever _____________________________________________________________________________________ Nice ONe Kisi ko galat kaam karte dekho to usko bura mat kaho... Majburi galat kaam karwati hai, Shoq se badnaam hona kaun chahta hai..! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Why does the great wall of china come in d 7 wonders of the world? Bcoz its 1t n only chinese product lasted for so long ____________________________________________________________________________ 31 States 1618 languages 6400 Castes 6 Religion 6 Ethnic Groups 29 major Festivals 1 Country! Be proud to be an INDIAN! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Short lines with a million dollar meaning The life that U are living is also a dream of millions of others Think over it.... ________________________________________________________________________________ Bill Gates "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job Bcoz He will find an easiest way to do it" 'Be LAZY Think CRAZY' __________________________________________________________________________________ car se takra kr KABUTAR behosh Ho gaya Admi use ghar le gaya aur use Pinjre me rakha KABUTAR ko hosh aaya to bola - Aaila JAIL! Car wale bhau mele kay? ___________________________________________________________________________________ Mst come dialogues in Exams... 1) Saale kitna likhega 2) Abbe zor se bol na... kuch sunai nai de raha 3)Ma'am I was asking for the eraser 4)Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha hai 5)Yaar ye chapter kab karwaya tha 6)Yar ek din aor mil jata to padh leta 7)WTF.....!!!! 8) Paper kisne set kiya hai 9) Paper kaisa tha 10)Sheet ko thoda right mai kar...aur khud thoda baju mein sarak....ha ab dikhai de raha hai....last and most famous..... 11) Bhagwan is baar pass kardo....maa kasam....agli baar ache se padhunga.... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Dur se tumko miss kiya... Tumhare liye God se wish kiyaa.... Chupke se tumhari yaad aayi Isliye dhire se tumhe disturb kiya... ___________________________________________________________________________________ Avoiding somthing doesn't always . . mean that u hate it... . it could also mean that u want it but u just know that it isn't urs _____________________________________________________________________________________ Every lost game inspires us to try one more time Always remember, "Defeat is Temporary, but giving up makes it permanent" _____________________________________________________________________________________ "Xpression of eyes can be read by evry 1 bt...depression of HEART can be read only by best 1" "Care 4 every 1 bt,don't loose d best 1" _________________________________________________________________________________ Evry day is special if u think so Every moment is memorable, if u feel so Evry 1 is unique, if u see so Life is beautiful,if U live so ______________________________________________________________________________________